First hand...why not just jam pre? If you're not folding to a flop like this anyways, it seems like you're giving him a great opportunity to get it in when he hits and get away when he doesn't. I don't entirely hate the flop call though...a decent player would be doing that with almost all his Ahxxx here?

lol, are you you serious here? super standard otf

about pre: i guess its just some balancing issue. having some good AAxx in your flat 4b range should be good!

LOL, villain mad, said this to me shortly before folding


PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $463.35
SB: $293.00
BB: $164.78
UTG: $622.25
MP: $209.35
CO: $524.03

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00)

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $6.00, fold, BB raises to $18.00, Hero calls $12.00

Flop: ($37.00, 2 players) Q 2 A
BB bets $22.00, Hero calls $22.00

Turn: ($81.00, 2 players) 7
BB bets $44.00, Hero raises to $210.25, fold

Hero wins $166.25


M*: do u
M*: some how
M*: think i have air?
M*: LMAOOOOOOOO
M*: im repping AA only
M*: and ur still shoving this spot
M*: like
M*: fish
M*: jams 2 pair
M*: and thinks hes huge
M*: It sickens me
M*: how ***** bad u fish are


I sicken myself with that jam tbh

Good luck sire

I'll say you either had bad AAxx yourself or 3456ss?

just giving it a try

I never have AAxx vs an 80bb stack

Thought he had $264, sigh

Sth like that always happens when i make a guess

^haha, whups



PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $305.86
SB: $262.02
BB: $213.55
UTG: $200.00
MP: $146.80
CO: $270.32

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has 5 A 4 4

fold, MP raises to $7.00, CO calls $7.00, Hero calls $7.00, fold, BB calls $5.00

Flop: ($29.00, 4 players) Q 4 Q
BB bets $13.77, fold, fold, Hero calls $13.77

Turn: ($56.54, 2 players) 3
BB checks, Hero bets $36.00, BB raises to $161.79, Hero raises to $285.09 and is all-in, BB calls $30.99 and is all-in

River: ($442.10, 2 players) 3
Players agreed to run it twice.

River #2: ($442.10, 2 players) 9

BB shows Q K 6 8 (Three of a Kind, Queens)
Board #1 (Pre 50%, Flop 42%, Turn 25%)
(Three of a Kind, Queens)
Board #2 (Pre 50%, Flop 43%, Turn 26%)

Hero shows 5 A 4 4 (Full House, Fours full of Queens)
Board #1 (Pre 50%, Flop 58%, Turn 75%)
(Full House, Fours full of Queens)
Board #2 (Pre 50%, Flop 57%, Turn 74%)

Hero wins $219.68
Hero wins $219.67


How to completely butcher a hand

PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): $332.64
SB: $261.68
BB: $331.55
UTG: $283.42
MP: $493.74
CO: $252.55

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has K K J 4

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $6.00, SB raises to $20.00, fold, Hero calls $14.00

Flop: ($42.00, 2 players) Q 6 A
SB bets $39.90, Hero calls $39.90

Turn: ($121.80, 2 players) 5
SB bets $64.00, Hero raises to $272.74 and is all-in, SB calls $137.78 and is all-in

River: ($525.36, 2 players) J

SB shows 8 Q Q A (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 39%, Flop 32%, Turn 23%)
Hero shows K K J 4 (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 61%, Flop 68%, Turn 78%)
Hero wins $522.61


Wonderfully played



PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $402.16
SB: $224.99
BB: $297.58
UTG: $263.86
MP: $52.66
Hero (CO): $206.35

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has 4 J K A

UTG calls $2.00, fold, Hero raises to $9.00, BTN calls $9.00, fold, BB calls $7.00, UTG calls $7.00

Flop: ($37.00, 4 players) Q Q K
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($37.00, 4 players) 3
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($37.00, 4 players) 5
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $15.00, fold, BB raises to $70.00, fold, Hero calls $55.00

BB shows A 2 Q 4 (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 40%, Flop 76%, Turn 70%)
Hero shows 4 J K A (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 60%, Flop 24%, Turn 30%)
Hero wins $174.25


Same villain as before who yelled at me in chat
After I snapcalled him here he found me on another table to rage at me again lol.


M*: "z0mg you do realize there isnt one hand u beat calling AKss there lol"
z0mg: "????"
M*: "?"
z0mg: "i beat AQ24ss"
M*: "WHAT U MEAN ?"
M*: "no u dont tho"
M*: "i checked 3 streets"
M*: "and raised river"
M*: "i have KQ OR KK only"
M*: "its very evident"
z0mg: "pretty eaaaaasy snapcall"
M*: "LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
M*: "HU plz"
z0mg: "i jsut didn't believe you tbh"
M*: "if ur gonna award free $"
M*: "BELEIVE WHAT"

Lmaoooooooo

hahaha hilarious

i love the chat dramma makes me want to never turn off the chat hahahahaha

"I have KQ or KK only"

...oh, I didn't notice the pot being shipped your way?

why does he never have quads

what's up? How is it going grindwise?

Hey guys
Sorry I've been busy with moving to a new apartment in London
Couldn't get as much volume in this month as I would've wanted but still did a decent amount of volume in the first half of month



Forgot to include it in the gyazo but I was 4EVbb/100 on the month
Don't feel like I ran as good as the graph shows but you always feel like you run worse than you actually do
Including rakeback, managed to make $10k or so, so I'm not feeling too bad, hopefully can increase that number [volume&rb] this month. Of course I'd like winrate to be higher too but can't always control that

As for this month I played my first session and lost 3 bi [after a 3 day long break]. Always feel super rusty when I take even a day or 2 break so hopefully it'll go away soon

For the first time in my entire career I've also applied for some sort of coaching. I'm hoping it will help my winrate, and am really excited to get started on it

Outside of poker, I'm signing up to the gym near me. Skinny and weak as ****, so don't expect me to put numbers anytime soon haha, mainly want to do it for fitness

Goals for this month is to

- Hit 80k volume at least
- Go through PJ hands regularly, though idk how I can set this as a goal, maybe say 10 hands a week minimum?
- Go gym 3 days+ a week

join the skinny club <3

I literally said aloud "holy ****" when he folded. Pleasant surprise

PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 225.44 BB (VPIP: 29.46, PFR: 16.64, 3Bet Preflop: 6.35, Hands: 769)
SB: 215.28 BB (VPIP: 24.70, PFR: 14.99, 3Bet Preflop: 6.14, Hands: 9,865)
BB: 168.41 BB (VPIP: 29.41, PFR: 19.12, 3Bet Preflop: 12.90, Hands: 68)
Hero (UTG): 303.52 BB
MP: 85.13 BB (VPIP: 22.27, PFR: 11.35, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 231)
CO: 257.6 BB (VPIP: 29.74, PFR: 16.91, 3Bet Preflop: 2.94, Hands: 696)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4 napkins

Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to 11 BB, Hero raises to 33.5 BB, BB calls 22.5 BB

Flop: (67.5 BB, 2 players) 5 3 6
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (67.5 BB, 2 players) 6
BB checks, Hero bets 14 BB, BB raises to 108.13 BB, Hero raises to 202.25 BB, fold

Hero wins 282.38 BB


@darkfangs, there ya go, juicy enough?

Is this MuckBrews, just a wild guess

also cool thread, glgl!

I cannot confirm or deny that is villain's name
Here are, however, more wise words from the legend M* himself


PokerStars - $2 PL Hi FAST (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 88.77 BB
SB: 372.91 BB
BB: 399.6 BB
UTG: 157.26 BB
MP: 77.44 BB
Hero (CO): 123.04 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T 8 J 2

fold, MP raises to 2 BB, Hero raises to 7.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, MP calls 5.5 BB

Flop: (16.5 BB, 2 players) 5 9 6
MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: (16.5 BB, 2 players) T
MP bets 5.56 BB, Hero calls 5.56 BB

River: (27.61 BB, 2 players) 9
MP bets 10.06 BB, Hero calls 10.06 BB

MP shows 3 Q J A (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 56%, Flop 35%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows T 8 J 2 (Flush, Ten High)
(Pre 44%, Flop 65%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 46.35 BB


lul

Still getting f*d in the a* this month unfortunately
Definitely playing bad at multiple points though

This hand history was a little too juicy. So much so that I'm not even sure what went down. Hard to say what would have won at showdown if he called, does a fork,spoon, and two cups of mystery liquid beat 4 napkins on that board?


Sick month so far, really running poorly the way it looks. Is that mostly at 1/2 or have you been shot taking 500z as well in that? Rooting for you to turn it around.

Fwiw, I pretty much always have JJ there tbh

Really enjoy this thread. October update