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Old 02-20-2019, 02:35 AM   #376
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

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Btw, gf are way cheaper than hookers
They probably are in Brazil when daddy's money pays for the dates.

Didn't think we'd ever find someone more retarded than Rapidesh. But we somehow found 2 of them in the same thread.
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Old 02-20-2019, 03:11 AM   #377
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Lol, one guy named menace_2_society calling someone a sociopath haha vaaaamoo

Btw, gf are way cheaper than hookers
So because I left your thread you call me sociopath now? Get a life
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:23 AM   #378
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SPIT MY DRINK




No, not even if youre 13
Lol, depends a lot on the frequency you see a hooker. And if the gf has a job it's a big plus. From what we know about zkesic he probably chose a gf that has a job + forces her to clean the house/cook.
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:27 AM   #379
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How is a gf not cheaper than a hooker? Are you guys acting as human ATMs in your relationships?

If you have sex every 2nd day it’d mean you spend 50-100$ avarage every day on your girlfriend. You guys ever thought about finding one with a job?
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:00 AM   #380
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a gf is obv cheaper, sex also bets better when you are emotionally invested
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:18 AM   #381
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How is a gf not cheaper than a hooker? Are you guys acting as human ATMs in your relationships?

If you have sex every 2nd day itíd mean you spend 50-100$ avarage every day on your girlfriend. You guys ever thought about finding one with a job?
If it wasn't clear, my post was a provocative sarcasm
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:20 AM   #382
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

I didnt even see your post actually, was talking to Mzbourg/Don Melchor

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Thank god you've decided to stick to 20nl. The boys at 5k would be broke within months if you moved up there and started confusing them with flop overbets.
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:20 AM   #383
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that Don Melchor guy does seem to think you were serious though
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:57 AM   #384
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

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Considering your logic expressed ITT, isn't it EV-?

Wouldn't it be more EV+ to skip the gf, invest the money/time into hookers; resulting in having more money, more time to grind and be more EV+ and happy overall?

As she's not blood related to you, which per your explanations brings big significance to you in terms of sharing happiness and being good person to others.

Or for that matter perhaps it would be happier to have a relationship with your cousin?
Just pure curiosity question to a EV+ sociopath
You're right.

I was actually without a girlfriend until I was 22 for this exact reason. My libido is really low too, so I'm more than happy to just jack off once a week and it's done. I actually enjoy masturbation more than sex to this day.

My main goal in life is to reproduce though (for obvious reasons). So you see why I need to get a gf at some point? Also, it's optimal to get experience with females before you find the one that you want to have children with. My first 4 girlfriends all lasted less than a month. I've been with this one for more than 2 years now and I've never spent any money on her (we have a 50/50 rule - everyone pays for their own stuff). If I buy her a gift, I tell her the price and she spends the same amount of $ on a gift for me.
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:39 AM   #385
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Some of the funniest **** I've seen in a long time. Keep it up boys!
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:54 AM   #386
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My main goal in life is to reproduce though (
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:15 AM   #387
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Some of the funniest **** I've seen in a long time. Keep it up boys!
Yeah, discussions here are A+, also there's so much random stuff in between conversations like finland promoting his death metal band/cursing regs/updates on escapes from the hospital haha!

This thread is like 6betme but with drugs, winning poker and more random stuff in it haha
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:37 AM   #388
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

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a gf is obv cheaper, sex also bets better when you are emotionally invested
Life is an EV calc, emotions are obsolete.
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:38 AM   #389
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I don't think you should reproduce ZKesic (for obvious reasons)
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:44 AM   #390
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a gf is obv cheaper, sex also bets better when you are emotionally invested
Actually, for most guys it's more enjoyable to have sex with a different girl every night, than with the same one for like 10 years straight.

Don't act like you're any different Xeno. The emotion of strong love and sexual attraction usually lasts up to a year, after that guys would prefer to **** anyone else but their gf. It's not even just my opinion, this is science.

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I don't think you should reproduce ZKesic (for obvious reasons)
Because I'm not emotional enough? By your logic the more emotional someone is, the more he should reproduce - this way the world would be a beautiful utopia and everyone would be nice and happy. Do you know what else this world would be? Exploitable (by people like me).
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:13 AM   #391
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

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Old 02-20-2019, 11:28 AM   #392
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

Life is about reproducing?
The planet is massively overpopulated - 200,000 humans get added on Earth everyday.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:33 AM   #393
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Life is about reproducing?
The planet is massively overpopulated - 200,000 humans get added on Earth everyday.
And the main reason for this is charity.

If we didn't help those starving people in Africa, they wouldn't reproduce as much and would die off. We can't make every starving child in the world happy and fed. It sounds good at first glance, but this just causes people to reproduce more and more. "If every one of my children will be fed by the government/generous people, I might as well have 10 of them" - This is how those people think and this is why charity is pointless.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:36 AM   #394
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

This is gonna be good.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:43 AM   #395
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You drag the countries out of poverty if you want them to have less children ZK. The data on that is pretty clear.

People with jobs have about 2 kids across the board which isn't even enough to sustain a population.

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Old 02-20-2019, 11:59 AM   #396
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Africans who have many children are really really stupid. Africa = desert, and no one should live in the desert. But still, the child didn't ask to be born. If we starves he lives a big amount of physical pain, and if we can get them out of that misery, it's a good action.
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:00 PM   #397
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Re: Finland22's KitKat 200z challenge (w/ freerolls~!)

Preferred the stuff about locating a tank tbh
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Old 02-20-2019, 03:31 PM   #398
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This isnít true with me
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:10 PM   #399
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You're right.

I was actually without a girlfriend until I was 22 for this exact reason. My libido is really low too, so I'm more than happy to just jack off once a week and it's done. I actually enjoy masturbation more than sex to this day.

My main goal in life is to reproduce though (for obvious reasons). So you see why I need to get a gf at some point? Also, it's optimal to get experience with females before you find the one that you want to have children with. My first 4 girlfriends all lasted less than a month. I've been with this one for more than 2 years now and I've never spent any money on her (we have a 50/50 rule - everyone pays for their own stuff). If I buy her a gift, I tell her the price and she spends the same amount of $ on a gift for me.
Id rather die or be mzbourg forever than be you for a month.
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:00 PM   #400
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This isnít true with me
you have to be really attentive, if you blink youll miss it
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