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Originally Posted by SB12
The banter in this thread is amazing for real. Keep up the good work boys and the trash talk at a all time high.
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So last night when I was playing I got a message from Mary asking if I wanna go grab a drink because she's taking the night off. I was like lolsoz I'm grinding love got a prop bet innit and she was like lolk np. But then I get booted off the tables and can't play anyway since I have to boost my vpips, so was forced to end the session early. It's like 1am and i message Mary to see if she still wants a drink. She's on walking st, she says she's "met some friends" and I can tell from her tone that she kinda doesn't want me to cockblock her. I was like lolnp love, i don't wanna cut anyone's grass but I'll be around so lmk if you wanna flick in a drink.
She was like actually no it's cool, come have a drink with us, they don't mind. So I get to walking st, Hot Tuna bar, and Mary's there with two Romanian guys. Cool dudes, one of them was definitely Tryna put the moves on her and it was kinda an awkward vibe with me being there now. Can imagine I Was kinda silently giving off the "ay don't FK my *****, guy" vibes but really I didn't mind at all.
Anyway we get to ibar and one of the Romanian guys runs off with some Kenyan girl, and so now it's just me, Mary, and her new lad drinking and smoking. New lad decides to go to the bathroom and its just me and Mary left and she was like "is this awkward?", Was like lol little bit. Anyway, Mary being the pimp that she is decides to find me a girl so we're even Stevens. She turns around and grabs the nearest Thai girl she could find and thrusts her in my direction. Girl just stands there awkwardly because she doesn't speak any English lmao. Brick.
Ibar closes, I'm still third wheeling, but Romanian guy who went with Kenyan girl tells us to all come to 808 club (r'n'b club, basically everyone in there has a booty, tons of African freelancers etc).
We get there and Romanian guy is basically ***** this Kenyan chick on the dancefloor, she's doing all kinds of next level twerking on him and you can tell this bloke is in heaven. Anyway, I sit down and introduce myself to Kenyan girls friend, who has quite possible the greatest booty I've ever seen. I could only imagine what those lips can do too omg :'). So I'm basically fanboying over this African chick, she's the funniest thing ever, and would end every sentence with "you know whut I'm saaaayaaanng!?", With the African accent. To which id respond with, yes, I know what you're saying.
The night rolls on, Mary comes over and says, "I hear once you go black, you never go back. Make sure you use a condom." And her and her Romanian guy FK off AND THE OTHER ROMANIAN GUY WHO WAS BASICALLY ****ING THIS KENYAN GIRL ON THE DFLOOR ALSO LEAVES WITH THEM, even though he'd told her he was going to take her back to his hotel.
So now it's just me and two Kenyan girls. It's actually quite funny comparing these girls as they stood next to Mary, these are in every sense, voluptuous women. Tall, amazing thick thighs, perfect booties, tits, hips, the lot. And Mary was just there, flat chested, not much in the booty department, and you could tell she was kind of emasculated being in their presence. She actually said at one point that they made her feel like she needs to go to Bangkok and get booty implants :')
Anyway, I digress, it's now just me and these two African freelancers and they're just twerking all over me pretty much until the sun rose. Safe to say I am in love and will be hitting one of these gals up on Monday for a bitta hanky panky! Watermelon is in Phuket for a week apparently.
Also, some bad news lads, Mary said that 15/10 stopped working at her club! Said that her boyfriend was back now or something. I was like this is bull****? She said she could maaaaybe drag her back eventually, but I'm not sure how or when that'll go down. I could tell she was kinda jealous by me even asking after 15/10, so it's now going to be a long shot that I ever barfine her. :'(