Your definitely a grinder haha. After 1 bad beat hes gonna boot her out the door anyway.

I had sex once one tabling against a whale. That was a fun night

I've had blow jobs while grinding poker. Gl focusing

if she starts making a ton of noise like slurping or moving around too much just give her a little slap.

You want a nice relaxing BJ not some rough slobbery bj while 4 tabling the zoom pools on the virtual felt.

Cheers all. Yeah look I'll have a word with watermelon n see if she's keen to give me a 15 hour blowjob next week. I'm sure with that added incentive I could grind a 15 hour session pretty happily!

I remember it well, that was a fun night.

You kinky fkers...

December 6



Graph is a bit out of whack, think the converter missed some hands. After rake I was only up 800 or so. Played really good all day but got coolered towards the end deep.

But my god, absolute SCENES out here today, so many fish!





3 reasons why Pokermaster still has the softest games around! As always, PM me if you're interested in playing.

Did 11.5 hours today, was planning on only playing 9 but the games were too good to leave. Going to have a beer at Dragon Bar now because why not!

I hear Mason's been hard at work playing too!!!

we pry evenish right now

Tomorrow is Friday and the day after that is Saturday. Makes sense to play a lot on these days so will be shooting for 15 hours each day.

tell me more

And the day after that is Sunday. Subscribe to my patreon if you want more info xxo

In ! Gl both, though I see only one winner here

Oh, you

Session ended earlier than expected today, had a bunch of server lag but I basically got kicked off every table because my vpip suddenly dropped from 40 to 22 in an hour (something to do with server updating?).

Think I got about 8-9 hours in still, but no graph because HEM is closed while I boost my accounts. Lost 1 buyin I THINK maybe more. It's only 2am now so I'm going out for a beer! Back at it tomorrow for a long session.

Did a huge punt today vs a guy who overlimped and then backraised my iso HUUUGE, i ripped it in and he had AA. Usually an overlimp backraise is ALWAYS AA+ but I missread a note I had on the guy which was something along the lines of "overlimp, overcall 68s vs EP backraise" which I read at the time as "overlimp backraise 68s" and was like fk this guy and ripped ATdd in.

Mad coz the flop was 789dd and I somehow bricked the suckout.

The banter in this thread is amazing for real. Keep up the good work boys and the trash talk at a all time high.

<3

So last night when I was playing I got a message from Mary asking if I wanna go grab a drink because she's taking the night off. I was like lolsoz I'm grinding love got a prop bet innit and she was like lolk np. But then I get booted off the tables and can't play anyway since I have to boost my vpips, so was forced to end the session early. It's like 1am and i message Mary to see if she still wants a drink. She's on walking st, she says she's "met some friends" and I can tell from her tone that she kinda doesn't want me to cockblock her. I was like lolnp love, i don't wanna cut anyone's grass but I'll be around so lmk if you wanna flick in a drink.

She was like actually no it's cool, come have a drink with us, they don't mind. So I get to walking st, Hot Tuna bar, and Mary's there with two Romanian guys. Cool dudes, one of them was definitely Tryna put the moves on her and it was kinda an awkward vibe with me being there now. Can imagine I Was kinda silently giving off the "ay don't FK my *****, guy" vibes but really I didn't mind at all.

Anyway we get to ibar and one of the Romanian guys runs off with some Kenyan girl, and so now it's just me, Mary, and her new lad drinking and smoking. New lad decides to go to the bathroom and its just me and Mary left and she was like "is this awkward?", Was like lol little bit. Anyway, Mary being the pimp that she is decides to find me a girl so we're even Stevens. She turns around and grabs the nearest Thai girl she could find and thrusts her in my direction. Girl just stands there awkwardly because she doesn't speak any English lmao. Brick.

Ibar closes, I'm still third wheeling, but Romanian guy who went with Kenyan girl tells us to all come to 808 club (r'n'b club, basically everyone in there has a booty, tons of African freelancers etc).

We get there and Romanian guy is basically ***** this Kenyan chick on the dancefloor, she's doing all kinds of next level twerking on him and you can tell this bloke is in heaven. Anyway, I sit down and introduce myself to Kenyan girls friend, who has quite possible the greatest booty I've ever seen. I could only imagine what those lips can do too omg :'). So I'm basically fanboying over this African chick, she's the funniest thing ever, and would end every sentence with "you know whut I'm saaaayaaanng!?", With the African accent. To which id respond with, yes, I know what you're saying.

The night rolls on, Mary comes over and says, "I hear once you go black, you never go back. Make sure you use a condom." And her and her Romanian guy FK off AND THE OTHER ROMANIAN GUY WHO WAS BASICALLY ****ING THIS KENYAN GIRL ON THE DFLOOR ALSO LEAVES WITH THEM, even though he'd told her he was going to take her back to his hotel.

So now it's just me and two Kenyan girls. It's actually quite funny comparing these girls as they stood next to Mary, these are in every sense, voluptuous women. Tall, amazing thick thighs, perfect booties, tits, hips, the lot. And Mary was just there, flat chested, not much in the booty department, and you could tell she was kind of emasculated being in their presence. She actually said at one point that they made her feel like she needs to go to Bangkok and get booty implants :')

Anyway, I digress, it's now just me and these two African freelancers and they're just twerking all over me pretty much until the sun rose. Safe to say I am in love and will be hitting one of these gals up on Monday for a bitta hanky panky! Watermelon is in Phuket for a week apparently.

Also, some bad news lads, Mary said that 15/10 stopped working at her club! Said that her boyfriend was back now or something. I was like this is bull****? She said she could maaaaybe drag her back eventually, but I'm not sure how or when that'll go down. I could tell she was kinda jealous by me even asking after 15/10, so it's now going to be a long shot that I ever barfine her. :'(

Gl guys! Following!

<3

Last couple days:

UPDATE
MASON: ~11K HANDS
MEALE: ~15K HANDS
Negotiations have taken place, I offered Mason $850 for buyout and he snap counter offered $25 for me. :') THE BET SHALL GO ON!

It'll be impressive to have a volume prop bet where both players put in less than 30k hands during the month.

That would be ideal! It's Christmas!

go **** yourself

lmao.

They are just on the slow start, real grind hopefully coming soon.