lmao facts. If broken wanted a lock on this he could just call up some thai girls and send em over meales way then GG.

Who uses toilet paper when in SE Asia dude? Seriously. I haven't seen the stuff in like 5 years. The bum gun is the nuts.

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

You sure came to the right place.

Yep, I think I'll avoid the caffeine if possible.

<3

It was in the bag the moment Mason decided to donate to the 15/10 barfine fund.

I actually LIED TO WATERMELON about why I couldn't see her tonight. All girls are banned!

Yall playin

Dude I actually used it for the first time in my life yesterday in Cambodia. It's actually surprisingly awesome.

The calm before the storm

It's 930pm 4 December, and I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. Tomorrow it begins! I've gone and had my first ever Thai massage tonight, ***** absolutely destroyed me but my back and shoulder were fkd from driving from BKK for like 3.5 hours today. I'm absolutely knackered tbh.

Just bought 2 litres of choccy milk, if I had it my way I'd just be sponsored by iced coffee for the next 4 weeks but I'm going to try to get decent sleep, at least for the first few weeks. I've bought probably 4 chooks worth of chicken breast and I've frozen the cunce. Having a feast for dinner now and will hit up "best supermarket" after to pick up some more supplies.

Plan for tomorrow, up at 11am, grind. Bed 3am. No gym as I'm gonna be soreeee, will leave that for another day yet. Should log about 5k hands tomorrow.

How was the hand job?

Who do you take me for? Some kind of pervert?

TBH though I never understood how guys get hard for the 60+ year old grannies that work in those places.

I got a legit Thai massage tho, no mention of happy endings. Not that I would have called anyway, just seems all too awkward to me.

#TEAMMEALE

I like to use an analogy of say you get wet mud all over your car, which is the more effective way to clean it - a dry cloth essentially just smudges & spreads it everywhere yet a high pressure jet wash would spray it clean instantly.

I mean you can use toilet paper after if you don't like slightly damp underpants for 5 mins but a towel would do the same job. But regardless after the bum gun has worked it's magic if you use TP after you wouldn't see any stain on it ever so it's completely pointless as an actual ass wipe.

GL on the prop bet btw, you're a brave man taking a volume bet in Pattaya in one of the peak months.

LET's GOOOOooo@!

I'd agree entirely, though there's something deeply unsettling about making direct hand contact with a ****ty *******!

Daily Update - December 5


Time Played: 11h 59m

Nice to rostucko the day, was planning on playing much longer but my PC all of a sudden started lagging like crazy, emulators crashing, etc. Think it's a sign. Whatever. Better not ***** happen tomorrow.

GG to not drinking caffeine as well btw, I've had about 4 cokes and an iced coffee today, so it's finna get realy degenny.

Tomorrow ima tryyyyyy get up earlyish, head to gym for some squats #glutesforthesloots, and then play 9 hours.
Hand of the day vs 26/6/1:

http://replay.pokermate.net:8080/han...0e7690&lang=en

Gl all (me)

Bum guns have to be the number one thing about Asia ainec imo.

Going to have to go into further detail about this bumgun thing. I'm assuming it's like a handheld bidet?

12hrs? Wtf stop it

Lmao this thread continues to deliver

Only stopped because of a technicality!

How many hands on month so far?

I'm pry around 11-12k

Bout 8k

You better meet up with watermelon for your fans

I told her she has to wait a few more days, until I've processed your buyout request..

Well you say you are gunna crush me so easy might as well crush the Thai girls at the same time


Surely you are good enough? Or do you think you might lose to me?

Hahaha

Who knows, last time she came over she didn't want to leave, I might just let her stay for a day or two, she can chill by the pool while I grind. And then I can crush both! But that would be a little too cocky I think... We'll see.

you need to set up a grind/**** station, like how chicagojoey was getting massages during his 24 hour prop bet. you can set something up so you can smash thai hos and poker bros at the same time.

Why not grind both watermelon and poker at the same time?

Gl mate, hope you deliver like I expect from you pokerwise and some more Pattaya stories.

yea, why not get some BJ's from watermelon while your grinding the virtual felt.

Just have her give you a BJ while your playing/ Problem solved.. Lets see if you stay hard after a bad beat eh?