Tail-end of a downswing suggests the vet
My last session was in line with the previous few weeks, as I posted another loss (in the vicinity of my running bb average). I was happy with how I managed to claw my way back from a poor start (only getting to the turn once, in my first 30 minutes of play, as PFR, with some lovely cards---T9s and K9s from CO, AJ from EP, AK from BN and AQs from MP---and just whiffing everything, back-door equity included, except for middle pair on one occasion, which I folded to a tight player on the turn after he led).
It wasn't long before my frustration became anger, including a verbal with a dealer, who lent back in a hand between me in seat 1 and seat 9, in order to allow my opponent a "read" (I had AA on a K93hhx board in a 3bet HU pot and bet smallish; she folded, likely JJ-QQ, much to my disappointment, adding to my general dissatisfaction and increasingly toxic fatalism).
Then developed a heated dynamic between me and another player on my immediate right (I'd moved to seat 7, after the above incident), who I'd assumed was Spanish but was actually Greek. He insisted on commentating, even when he didn't have cards (such as "oh, you're raising again/you're betting that flop?/ why are you betting flop and checking turn?/how can you fold that river?, etc."), but, naturally enough, ignored my request to keep his comments to himself, which, I'd even reinforced by saying "look I get upset when I lose, happy when I win, so asking me what I had when I lose a pot is something I'd rather you wouldn't do". Bluntly, he proclaimed that he didn't get upset when he lost, as if that was the most obvious thing he'd ever said, default for most 1/3ers.
After he nonetheless continued, I did what I don't ever recall doing before. I stepped down from the moral high ground and decided to commentate as well, unlawfully announcing "I'm pretty sure he's good here", when I believed my nemesis was value betting in a hand against a guy I know likes to call light. Dealer wasn't happy.
Of course,
I managed to call my nemesis down light in a subsequent hand (he'd been caught bluffing a few times previous) to further add to the shame/anger, as tends to happen in these situations. When my nemesis (a millenial, with a motorcycle helmet at his feet, some tattoos, evidence of gym work) made the most of my failed bluff-catch, I added extra spice by telling him that those "chips of yours are coming here, pal" (not actually saying these words, of course, but if I'm going to paraphrase I might as well revert to heroic cliche).
Soon after, I raise to $15 with 55. UTG1 and MP call, nemesis completing his BB. I check a 754r flop, UTG1 bets $22, MP folds, and BB calls. When I raise to $80 and UTG1 folds, BB pauses, gives me the look, and says "you raised pre, right? How do you have 86 here? You don't have 86 here, I'm all-in." Turn is a T, river a blank and he shows me T7. As he rebuys, a few from the table give me a smirk, clearly having enjoyed this predictable drama (guy who I advised to fold, just before, was particularly pleased).
What's notable about this anecdote is that thereafter nemesis and I became buddies. While I seemed to reach the unenviable heights of fishiness, or, more precisely, entitled bad-reg frustration, the resulting competitive, verbal engagement, including the egotistical and shallow response to a shame-inducing play (e.g. failed bluff-catch morphing into a stereotypical taunt in the manner of an old school duel), actually proved good for the game. Anger, in this respect, is better expressed than stifled by poker-psych doxa---it's surprising how often we value camaraderie over conflict, or, at least, engage in conflict for the sake of camaraderie.
At the back of my mind during this whole night was that my 4 month-old poker psych was home by himself and would wake to an empty apartment and no breakfast (since my partner was away). By around 7am, I'd decided to book a small loss, but before I could, I was informed that a certain VIP was at the cage about to start his day. It was the blind-raiser from last week, the one who managed to stack me in three AI hands, with less the 20% equity in each, for nearly 1000bbs in total. Since I'd already benefited from a revenge plot tonight, I figured I should stay, convincing myself that poker psych would understand. Well, of course, the same narrative was replayed, with me 3betting AhKh from the SB to $80, an older guy on a heater calling, along with the VIP blind-raiser on the BN; flop comes Kd8h3h, so I check, as does MP, with blind-raiser shoving. After I tell him I've got a monster (what else do we call TPTK with NFD on a disconnected board?), he says, excitedly, "oh that's alright I can still beat it"; turn is a 6s and river an 8c. Unfortunately, that excitement didn't even have time to revert to its more natural state, as he gleefully rolled over 98o.
At the very least, I expected to get some genuine understanding from my poker psych, upon returning home. It's always tough being bad-beat at the tail-end of the graveyard shift, particularly after recovering from a poor start, most particularly in the midst of a 17 BI downswing. What's more, we expect our poker psychs to be beacons of support, purposively tail-wagging, so as to ensure we remain positive and EV-inclined, even when beaten-up and cynical. Well, the support he offered was certainly roundabout, albeit instructive to the nth degree. The poor little fella had some serious gastro, with him trying his best to wag that tail, as I looked at my apartment covered in bile, blood and some very scary black stuff that you don't normally see, even on nature-strips. Being stuck in a downswing, after suffering endless bad-beats and coolers, not to mention all the shame and anger, is measureless compared to the panic of believing your puppy has been poisoned (a missing battery from a chewed up air-con remote all of a sudden came to mind).
Taking my poker psych to the vet at 9.30 am, in the morning heat and all, after playing 9 hours, was a new addition to my after-game routine. Fortunately, the vet---a meta-poker psych, in many ways, I'm now supposing---reassured me that my puppy would be okay, after some medication, telling me that, if he'd eaten a battery, I'd have know about it sooner. He even looked me in the eye, when saying this, the vet, checking, it seemed, whether I was doing a Hollywood or not, before deciding that my concern was indeed genuine, that a bluff-catch response wasn't required. He convinced me that leaving my poker psych with him for a few hours at the clinic was best, a mere precautionary measure of course (one not necessary for me, I was glad to think). I went home and cleaned up my puppy's insides, splattered all over my apartment floor, thinking about how all those moments over night, when I was quibbling over whether to c-bet or call a river bet, he was in a state of helpless and solitary despair, his body convulsing and rejecting all it seemingly contained. Nothing like a cocktail of disinfectants to rid oneself of the poker demons, and, what's more, allow oneself to realise what compassion is really about.
Poker psych agrees:
Last edited by DrTJO; 02-01-2019 at 04:10 AM.