That's what I thought when I read that, "he probably joined the site because of you".

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Normal day at 888 poker with -18 buy ins under ev variance in 1 hour and in 733 hands.



888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Pliauskius (UTG): $1.87 (94 bb)
Hirudinae (MP): $2.00 (100 bb)
pecito888 (CO): $2.47 (124 bb)
CVI33 (BU): $2.40 (120 bb)
F1nans (SB): $2.01 (101 bb)
Paisting (BB): $4.31 (216 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BB with A♦ 7♦
Pliauskius (UTG) calls $0.02, 1 fold, pecito888 (CO) raises to $0.06, CVI33 (BU) calls $0.06, F1nans (SB) 3-bets to $0.24, Paisting (BB) calls $0.22, 1 fold, pecito888 (CO) calls $0.18, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.80) 8♣ T♣ 6♦ (3 players)
F1nans (SB) checks, Paisting (BB) bets $0.60, pecito888 (CO) calls $0.60, F1nans (SB) folds

Turn: ($2) 9♥ (2 players)
Paisting (BB) bets $1.70, pecito888 (CO) calls $1.63 (all-in)

River: ($5.26) 7♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $5.26 (Rake: $0.32)

Showdown:
Paisting (BB) shows A♦ 7♦ (a straight, Six to Ten)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 29%, Turn: 84%, River: 0%)

pecito888 (CO) shows T♦ J♦ (a straight, Seven to Jack)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 71%, Turn: 16%, River: 100%)

pecito888 (CO) wins $4.94

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

MugOfAle (UTG): $4.84 (242 bb)
Paisting (MP): $2.00 (100 bb)
baymax70 (CO): $0.90 (45 bb)
NNNddd111 (BU): $2.19 (110 bb)
CVI33 (SB): $1.00 (50 bb)
HitmanBurnet (BB): $6.15 (308 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is MP with K♠ K♣
1 fold, Paisting (MP) raises to $0.08, 1 fold, NNNddd111 (BU) calls $0.08, 1 fold, HitmanBurnet (BB) calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.25) Q♠ 5♠ 8♣ (3 players)
HitmanBurnet (BB) checks, Paisting (MP) bets $0.18, NNNddd111 (BU) calls $0.18, HitmanBurnet (BB) calls $0.18

Turn: ($0.79) J♣ (3 players)
HitmanBurnet (BB) checks, Paisting (MP) bets $1.74 (all-in), NNNddd111 (BU) calls $1.74, HitmanBurnet (BB) folds

River: ($4.27) 8♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $4.27 (Rake: $0.26)

Showdown:
Paisting (MP) shows K♠ K♣ (two pair, Kings and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 56%, Turn: 68%, River: 0%)

NNNddd111 (BU) shows 9♠ A♠ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 44%, Turn: 32%, River: 100%)

NNNddd111 (BU) wins $4.01

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Hirudinae (UTG): $4.31 (216 bb)
CVI33 (MP): $1.28 (64 bb)
jayc1006 (CO): $0.94 (47 bb)
pecito888 (BU): $2.00 (100 bb)
NNNddd111 (SB): $2.00 (100 bb)
Paisting (BB): $2.56 (128 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BB with J♠ Q♥
2 players fold, jayc1006 (CO) raises to $0.05, pecito888 (BU) calls $0.05, NNNddd111 (SB) calls $0.04, Paisting (BB) 3-bets to $0.36, jayc1006 (CO) calls $0.31, pecito888 (BU) calls $0.31, NNNddd111 (SB) calls $0.31

Flop: ($1.44) 8♥ T♣ 4♠ (4 players)
NNNddd111 (SB) checks, Paisting (BB) checks, jayc1006 (CO) checks, pecito888 (BU) checks

Turn: ($1.44) 9♥ (4 players)
NNNddd111 (SB) bets $1.64 (all-in), Paisting (BB) calls $1.64, jayc1006 (CO) calls $0.58 (all-in), pecito888 (BU) folds

River: ($5.30) 9♦ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $5.30 (Rake: $0.33)

Showdown:
NNNddd111 (SB) shows T♥ T♦ (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 83%, Turn: 24%, River: 100%)

Paisting (BB) shows J♠ Q♥ (a straight, Eight to Queen)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 22%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 69%, River: 0%)

jayc1006 (CO) shows J♣ K♥ (a pair of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 3%, Turn: 7%, River: 0%)

NNNddd111 (SB) wins $4.97

Only couple winning hand today. Big pot and against player called Hirudinae from Finland who has lost huge amount to other players but runs suspiciously good against me. Big whale shows my tracker. This hand shows how they play on nl2 at 888 poker.

He steals 60-80% from cutoff, button and small blind and not folding to reraises. Then he calls flops with air as you can see here and calling many turns too. If I start to shove against he's steals he call with any pair, any ace, random kings, queen highs etc. Then he has usually better kicker or worst kicker but sucks out on river. If I had 8 there no bet sizing would not made him not to chase. And river is the card. This is how these whales play. You need absolute monster nuts to win money from them because 888 helps guys with 70/5 stats. And when you have straight, flush, set on flop they will suck out.

888Poker, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

pecito888 (UTG): $2.04 (102 bb)
OxiDima (MP): $2.08 (104 bb)
Hirudinae (CO): $13.97 (699 bb)
Paisting (BU): $10.98 (549 bb)
Bernd280 (SB): $1.38 (69 bb)
VictimVIP (BB): $2.12 (106 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero (Paisting) is BTN with 3♠ 3♦
2 players fold, Hirudinae (CO) raises to $0.06, Paisting (BU) calls $0.06, 2 players fold

Flop: ($0.15) 3♣ 8♦ 8♣ (2 players)
Hirudinae (CO) checks, Paisting (BU) bets $0.11, Hirudinae (CO) calls $0.11

Turn: ($0.37) 9♣ (2 players)
Hirudinae (CO) checks, Paisting (BU) bets $0.27, Hirudinae (CO) calls $0.27

River: ($0.91) 4♣ (2 players)
Hirudinae (CO) checks, Paisting (BU) bets $10.54 (all-in), Hirudinae (CO) calls $10.54

Total pot: $21.99 (Rake: $1.37)

Showdown:
Paisting (BU) shows 3♠ 3♦ (a full house, Threes full of Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 53%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

Hirudinae (CO) shows T♥ A♣ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 47%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

Paisting (BU) wins $20.62

AIEV has you losing 6BI in an hour. Post those hands, please.

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How closely related are your parents? Jfc

If you want help show us preflop and postflop stats. Bet you won’t because then you wouldn’t be able to blame coolers.

I think you mistook that guy for "paisting".

fyp

now you seem to be even dumber than before and you think $18 is 18 buy ins.

and AcT is not air on 8c8d3c, noone should fold that to basicly any betsize. on the river he should probably fold even vs a ******’s 550 bb shove, but this is nl2, beginner players make mistakes.

People said here after my video that there's nothing special about preflop play. Standard and like one guy called boring standard.

Not playing 70+ stats. And if blinds reraise I will adjust like normal people will do. Not keeping 70-80% steal and not folding to anything.

That guy called Hirudinae is not beginner player. He's forever nl2 player for years and this is he's normal playing style. He pushes call button so hard that he's mouse must be broke once a week. There's no problem when you have absolut nuts but when you have 8 there and he whale calls all the way to the river against any odds and 888 poker will revard him on river that is really big problem.

no matter how many hands you guys played stuck at nl2, you're all beginner players compared to anyone with reasonable poker knowledge.

and you're a huge liar, how on earth would you know how long he's been playing if you just registered to the site this year?

you lied about the other dude too in post #799.

Lets try again:



Anyone wants to comment?

i don't think anyone made a comment about his preflop play being standard, it must be some sort of brain damage, he keeps referring to things never happened, same goes with the hand histories he posts and talking about some sick dynamics and 70% cutoff steals coming from 70/5 guys (lol).

It doesn't matter what peoples stats are. Your loss rate is special. It indicates whale after millions of hands. You shouldn't throw stones when you're the worst player online.

I saw this at the 888poker thread, posted several days ago:

EXPOSED

So Paistling's colluding at $2nl and his loss rate's due to cheating others? That'd make much more sense than him losing a bunch and continuing with his gambling addiction facade. Never would've predicted that swerve

Lol @ trying to get the biggest loser in online poker banned.
Guy might be dumber than OP.

Is OP trolling? Seems fake.

Very good news. I just read from another site that 888 poker has banned Hirudinae's account. He's one of those I have made lots of reports to support about team playing with another finnish player named IeatUrBread.

Here are all other suspicious accounts whose actions are something that makes you think collusion or using bot programs, be awere. I think now they are really investigating those actions.

OxiDima
luckycat777
murjake
casmiro32
Wizdrel3
lurieudachi
xtemity222
mad_colonel
marievalter

Paisting you should stop playing poker, too many cheaters online!

this thread is extremely sad. you should be ashamed of yourself if you are cheering OP on, reveling in his delusion. OP has psychological issues and it upsets me to see so many people enabling him or putting him down.

Good one Paisting! I have played 1851 hands whit you and 185 whit Hirudinae in same table so i think you can forget your paranoid accusations about me and him team playing agains you. In those 1851 hands i played whit you in same table, you Raised All-In Preflop
335 times. do you think shoving that many times is good strategy?

Maybe you tell that to support, they are soon banning your account too. First thing you must explain to them is that evening you talked about hands together in chat. It's highly against rules. They have all screenshots and also timing information. And if you're not team playing can you tell me why Hirudinae's account is banned and my account is today credited $200? That's the exact amount of money Hirudinae took from me.