Are you feeling ok? You actually included your EV line when you ran above EV. You've never done that before.

Tbh thread seems so fake. Never posts, never replies and then just post graph update.

Op if real, 100% get help, you’re being pathetic by denying.

super low volume seems to be the main issue. over 15k hand samples even crushers can hit a -250bb/100 stretch. gotta crank out at least 350k hands per month to guarantee it evens out

Just losing at 2.6x what you would if you folded every hand. GL buddy. Maybe eventually you will beat a loaf of bread's win rate.

Actually, a loaf of bread would get a walk in the BB occasionally, so it might be more of a struggle than you think.

Well done paisting im proud of you!

I salute OP for being the world's biggest troll.

I imagine OP in a storage locker converted into an apartment, smoking crack and doing step-aerobics on a DDR pad which is used as the input device for his poker client, intermittently hallucinating and shadow-boxing invisible demons

Can we see NON SD and SD winnings, I’m sure your red line is pretty sick

Its definitly real, i were at some of his tables around the 10k hand mark. Allin every hand for 1h straigth...

I tell you why that is. Even some 10nl and 20nl players from 888 start to hunt you. Its free money, plus its a hell of a lot fun to play vs someone going allin every hand.

If you were an unknown u could prob even win at 2nl (if u stopped shovin any2, that is), but in the climate u created, were even regs from 10x the limit hunt u, there is no way.

Do what u want w that. I give u action when im around.

+1 to this! OP we want to see the red and blue lines!

My personal small sample vs him:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1952



Some guy hunted him down for 15,000 hands and paisting NEVER had a negative red line over that sample lol

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=2259

pm paisting for redline coaching

Were those failed 200nl shots in that graph?

Its 2nl, using the approach of punish the winners by shoving atc.

Man I wish my redline looked like that.

I spent my entire morning reading through this thread. WOW. What a wild ride.

Paisting is an absolute enigma. Honestly, the volume he puts in is damn impressive. The fact that he has continued to upload these graphs month after month is impressive. To lose this much money takes active, constant work. It boggles my ****ing mind that someone could be so dedicated and so terrible at the same time.

And how does this degeneracy not translate into other gambling? How does he have the self-control to not go punt at higher stakes, not gamble on slots/casino games, not gamble on games he isn't trained in, but at the same time he monkey-tilts all-in atc for several hours straight? It doesn't make sense!

Maybe he's employed by 888 to prop up the 2nl ecosystem? But he's been doing this for like over a decade now on various sites. Perhaps this is somehow his career? Even that sounds more plausible somehow.

It looks like he put in significantly less volume in May. Usually he puts in like 20k+ hands each month. I wonder what that's about.

wow. I hope OP is okay

Can confirm he was barely online in May, and probably even less so far in June. Hope he isn't quitting.

maybe the government found out he gamble all the welfare money away and nobody gives him loans anymore.

Really hope he quit already, but my best guess is he finally got sick of all the bumhunting, moved to a different site and "happily" pisses all his money away "ever after" ...

This thread has to be one of the greatest degen stories of all times.
@paisting what are your plans after you make back all your losses from poker? Are you gonna quit poker? Get a job? Start a family?