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07-04-2020 , 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by excaxante
Yeah right IIRC I remember him saying he couldn't stream because his computer was not fast enough.
2k dropped at 1/2c in 1 month.

He can afford a new PC.
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07-04-2020 , 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by SelimSuuuup
Paisting where did they hurt you? Point with your fingers.
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Paisting - if this is all real and you are not trolling, then your are for sure THE STUPIEST ****** ON THE WORLD (but probably this is all just a joke)

its just not possible to be as stupid as you seem to be
Kind of funny that paisting is suppoused to be the biggest idiot alive and still these dudes fe manages to be even bigger ones. I mean what's wrong with you? Let the man lose his marbles in piece I think it's safe to say that A calling him idiot B learn to play C stop playing ain't changing anything.
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07-04-2020 , 07:15 AM
If you are going to insult someone at least know the difference between piece and peace.

Moron

I suppouse
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07-04-2020 , 07:28 AM
because everyone's first language is English...
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07-04-2020 , 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by KossuKukkula
Kind of funny that paisting is suppoused to be the biggest idiot alive and still these dudes fe manages to be even bigger ones. I mean what's wrong with you? Let the man lose his marbles in piece I think it's safe to say that A calling him idiot B learn to play C stop playing ain't changing anything.
Love you too - relax man :-)
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07-04-2020 , 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by .isolated
because everyone's first language is English...
I guess you presume my first language is English.
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07-04-2020 , 07:55 AM
Has anyone tried telling OP that if he is getting it all in basically every single hand he's likely to experience a much larger number of suckouts per hour than an average player?
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07-04-2020 , 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Bloodmoney
I can confirm this. OP has been posting in Finnish for over a decade and this whole time he has not learned anything.

When he's not tilting he probably plays BE or slightly winning in NL2 but as soon as he takes a couple bad beats he starts open shoving every hand. Open shoving every hand is also his way to "revenge" people for trying to steal his blinds.

At first it seemed unreal & hilarious but after reading his story for years it became clear that his story is extremely sad and not funny at all. And it is a real story.

People have tried to help him over the years in every way you can imagine but nothing helps. Eventually it all came down to tell him to stop online poker but he doesn't listen the only advice he needs to hear. There's 0% chance he's ever going to be a winning poker player. He really needs professional help.

Paisting, once again, stop playing online poker, get a real job and you can still have a decent life.
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07-04-2020 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
And now we come to the part what is their main point to sit there and why they are ruining my sessions. They force me to play lots of all ins against them that increase variance. For them it's nothing because they don't care but if I have made 20 dollars at tables when they are not sitting there and then losing 20 dollars and more to coinflips and suckouts it's really hurting my game really bad. These people are just trash.
This is the first post you've made where I actually felt somewhat bad for you because I've been in a similar situation. Many years ago before ZOOM was introduced, I remember a certain reg made it his mission to "ruin my sessions", as you would say. He would join every table I was on and just start 3betting me extremely wide. He would make clearly -EV plays like squeezing 24o in a pot where I raised from CO and a whale who never folded pre called from BTN. Basically, he just played in a way where he didn't care if he lost, as long as he made my life at the tables miserable.

I'm not going to lie, this tilted the **** out of me since he actively targeted me and because I wasn't very good at defending vs. 3bets at the time. The difference is, instead of massively overadjusting and shoving 500bb with 93o against him, I took time away from the tables and came up with some reasonable adjustments I could make against that specific opponent. Once he realized I stopped tilting and started playing back appropriately he just gave up even started leaving tables he was already playing at if I sat down.

Point is, poker is a predatory game by nature and people will hunt you down if they sense you're a weak player they can take advantage of in one way or another. However, you really bring it on yourself by openly advertising you're the biggest loser ever in online poker with the emotional control of a 5 year old who missed nap time. You can do so many things to avoid getting bumhunted by regs looking to "ruin your session". For example: stop using the same SN for the tables and 2+2, play ZOOM, play on anonymous tables, stop using the chat box, etc. 888 is pretty much the worst site for you to play on given they allow lobby bumhunting and give close to 0% rakeback.
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07-04-2020 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Any2Suited
This is the first post you've made where I actually felt somewhat bad for you because I've been in a similar situation. Many years ago before ZOOM was introduced, I remember a certain reg made it his mission to "ruin my sessions", as you would say. He would join every table I was on and just start 3betting me extremely wide. He would make clearly -EV plays like squeezing 24o in a pot where I raised from CO and a whale who never folded pre called from BTN. Basically, he just played in a way where he didn't care if he lost, as long as he made my life at the tables miserable.

I'm not going to lie, this tilted the **** out of me since he actively targeted me and because I wasn't very good at defending vs. 3bets at the time. The difference is, instead of massively overadjusting and shoving 500bb with 93o against him, I took time away from the tables and came up with some reasonable adjustments I could make against that specific opponent. Once he realized I stopped tilting and started playing back appropriately he just gave up even started leaving tables he was already playing at if I sat down.

Point is, poker is a predatory game by nature and people will hunt you down if they sense you're a weak player they can take advantage of in one way or another. However, you really bring it on yourself by openly advertising you're the biggest loser ever in online poker with the emotional control of a 5 year old who missed nap time. You can do so many things to avoid getting bumhunted by regs looking to "ruin your session". For example: stop using the same SN for the tables and 2+2, play ZOOM, play on anonymous tables, stop using the chat box, etc. 888 is pretty much the worst site for you to play on given they allow lobby bumhunting and give close to 0% rakeback.
Why are you wasting your time giving good advice ? he probably will read your post then ignore it and go do the same dumb ****.
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07-04-2020 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by matthmit
Why are you wasting your time giving good advice ? he probably will read your post then ignore it and go do the same dumb ****.
Sadly you're right. It's sad to see but OP is either an elaborate troll or beyond helping. Forget what I said, you're just running bad OP. Keep at it.
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07-04-2020 , 01:11 PM
He's not an elaborate troll. Why would someone lose hundreds of thousands of dollars over 10+ years just as a troll? No troll would do that.
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07-04-2020 , 01:13 PM
OP is a pioneer in the art of method trolling.
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07-04-2020 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by matthmit
Why are you wasting your time giving good advice ? he probably will read your post then ignore it and go do the same dumb ****.
Because he is good people and that is what this site is about. Not for trash people or bumhunters or game ruiners.

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Originally Posted by Any2Suited
This is the first post you've made where I actually felt somewhat bad for you because I've been in a similar situation. Many years ago before ZOOM was introduced, I remember a certain reg made it his mission to "ruin my sessions", as you would say. He would join every table I was on and just start 3betting me extremely wide. He would make clearly -EV plays like squeezing 24o in a pot where I raised from CO and a whale who never folded pre called from BTN. Basically, he just played in a way where he didn't care if he lost, as long as he made my life at the tables miserable.
This is exactly what they are doing on my tables. Perfect explanation.
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07-04-2020 , 01:46 PM
Paisting, no **** people don't give a **** about you and your ****ing games, you're playing the lowest stakes in online poker history and you're the biggest loser in online poker history. Go figure.

You literally don't talk about anything else ever, every post is ranting about achmed et al and the big RNG-conspiracy.

We've seen enough of your poker, why don't you tell us your story and how you ended up in this mess?
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07-04-2020 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Because he is good people and that is what this site is about. Not for trash people or bumhunters or game ruiners.



This is exactly what they are doing on my tables. Perfect explanation.
Nice how you read the first part of my post but completely ignored the second part which explains 1) exactly how to adjust to that kind of situation and 2) how to avoid being targeted during your sessions in the first place.
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07-04-2020 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Fodersneso
Paisting, no **** people don't give a **** about you and your ****ing games, you're playing the lowest stakes in online poker history and you're the biggest loser in online poker history. Go figure.
Just played 15 minutes and in every table these guys following me and instant ist out when I sit out. That whole 15 minutes did go by playing 1 hand per table and then leave. So go figure yourself.
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07-04-2020 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Just played 15 minutes and in every table these guys following me and instant ist out when I sit out. That whole 15 minutes did go by playing 1 hand per table and then leave. So go figure yourself.
Why didn't you answer the second half of his post?
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07-04-2020 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SpinMeRightRound
Why didn't you answer the second half of his post?
Because that would mean accepting responsibility for allowing this to continue for 10 years, and that he's at fault for not adjusting to "session ruiners."
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07-04-2020 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Just played 15 minutes and in every table these guys following me and instant ist out when I sit out. That whole 15 minutes did go by playing 1 hand per table and then leave. So go figure yourself.
Go to a new site. Make a new screenname. Don't tell anybody for a month. Post graphs. Bet you still lose a MASSIVE amount of money with zero people bumhunting you.
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07-04-2020 , 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Paisting
Just played 15 minutes and in every table these guys following me and instant ist out when I sit out. That whole 15 minutes did go by playing 1 hand per table and then leave. So go figure yourself.
People are bumhunting you because you're literally handing over your money to them. People have tried helping you. People have offered coaching. The only person to blame for people hunting you is yourself.

Also, it's pretty hilarious that a $2nl table breaks because this guy leaves.
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07-04-2020 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SelimSuuuup
I guess you presume my first language is English.
Do you think anybody cares what your first language is? Its only ridicolous people like you, who think they know everything about life, poker and whatever else you care. You are a whiner who reports people who show you how bad you played most poker hands to the administrator. Why do you think nobody cares about your pgc thread? Because you are a unsympathetic person who is a loser in real life and tries to be the bully in the forum.
You are a person without real friends and you know it....
Sorry about your sad life loser....
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07-04-2020 , 05:13 PM
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I guess you presume my first language is English.
I never thought about it but when you see someone with spelling errors like that, you know that person's not well versed in English and that's nothing to bash someone with. He also got his point across just fine but you wanted to be a jackass so just gfy.
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07-04-2020 , 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by gh0ulpatrol
Go to a new site. Make a new screenname. Don't tell anybody for a month. Post graphs. Bet you still lose a MASSIVE amount of money with zero people bumhunting you.
He'll play 100 hands, then lose AK vs 76s, start shoving ATC 1000+ hands then blame whales that don't fold to 3bets.

This guy gets triggered by anything that's not "proper" poker in his head, there's no helping him.
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07-05-2020 , 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by heat555
He'll play 100 hands, then lose AK vs 76s, start shoving ATC 1000+ hands then blame whales that don't fold to 3bets.

This guy gets triggered by anything that's not "proper" poker in his head, there's no helping him.
I wonder what the rules of Paisting Poker are? Probably something like:

• If Paisting is in the blinds the call and raise buttons are removed for all other players at the table.
• If players get it all-in before the river, the player with the highest equity wins the full pot 100% of the time.
• Players may not continue facing a bet post-flop unless they have at least a pair, OESD, or immediate flush draw.
• The minimum raise size allowed pre-flop is 3bb.
• The only permissible 3-bet sizing is ALL-IN.

I'm sure people would be lining up in droves to play this new exciting format if poker sites were to implement it.
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