That's certainly more words spewed on paisting than anyone thus far itt. Kudos to you.

You forgot "whales"

paisting IS mentally ******ed 100%

Could you imagine thinking that 2nl players are bumhunting you?

AND COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING CORRECT?

Also I'll take the u-105bb/100. I think with there being nothing else going on, he's going to try his level best to not tilt because poker is now his only form of entertainment. I still think he's going to punt off his entire monthly allowance, obviously, but I think it'll take him more hands to do it and the monkey shove sessions will be less frequent.

How does a so-called "mentally ******ed" person have access to all this money to burn? I still want to get to the bottom of where he's getting all his money!

Mad props to these players maximally exploiting the mega-whale at 2NL!!! Keep it up guys.

Son of rich parents?

Its time to reveal I was on a contra challenge myself: see what winrate is achievable by means of insane bumhunting at the lowest stake possible.

I decided to quit the challenge early because:
1. During my last session OP was crying for help in chat while knowingly shoving until his bankroll was busted, something along the lines of "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I LOST ALL TO THIS, I HAVE 27$ LEFT" I cannot play against someone like that and feel good about it.
2. OP started to just instantly sitout when I'm seated at the table not even finishing his orbit. Which is a smart move since my presence clearly tilts him.
3. This is distracting me too much from my normal grind.

So now for the results:



Some stats


I'm still amazed at how OP insists on what maniac I am. Note: This sample is close to 100% played with OP seated at the table.

Contra results:



Contra stats:


I already mentioned this before but I did try to help OP in the following ways:
-Tell him to quit when hes rage shoving
-Telling him to look at certain stats
-Asking him for an alternative open raise size he would feel more comfortable with (he seems to go nuts vs min raises)
-Asking him with what steal percentage I'm allowed to open for him to feel comfortable
-Telling him my hole cards and clearly not lying about it a single time

But I didn't get a response to any of it.

The hand below is for me the highlight of this challenge: OP admitted in chat to "bluff catching" to "show me who is who" (whatever that means). Literally all my bluffs become value bets!

I might have some more highlights to post later on.

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 342.5 BB
Hero (MP): 380.5 BB
CO: 119 BB
BTN: 258 BB
SB: 339.5 BB
BB: 238.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K K

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, SB calls 1.5 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 4 players) 2 7 T
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 6 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 6 BB

Turn: (20 BB, 2 players) Q
BB checks, Hero bets 15 BB, BB calls 15 BB

River: (50 BB, 2 players) 2
BB checks, Hero bets 37.5 BB, BB calls 37.5 BB

Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Twos)
(Pre 81%, Flop 89%, Turn 80%)
BB mucks 5 4 (One Pair, Twos)
(Pre 19%, Flop 11%, Turn 20%)
Hero wins 117.5 BB

Damn, this thread is a rollercoaster

Op is clearly past the point of degen and clearly has mental illness. Pretty sad

6betpot - donate some of that money to charity to cleanse your soul. I'm no angel and have taken money from lots of online gamblers but that has to feel pretty dirty

Solid trip report, good work. The hand at the end is lol too.

SN? Are you on OP's "whale" list?

lmao solid work, 6betpot!

he sure showed you who is who.

Losing 40k-50k BIs at the lowest stakes didn't make OP quit poker, so I guess it's safe to say, this guy will never stop, unless he runs out of money (moving down is not an option lol). Imagine how ****ing depressing this whole thing gets, when he's in his 40ties+...It's like this thread: you can't imagine it getting any crazier than post #1, but it just escalates more and more.

Also OP please explain for the fans, where the money's coming from. They need to know.

If you think about it, he's actually providing an invaluable charity service. Think of all those Eastern European grinders making 5x their annual income off him alone! He could have single handedly jumpstarted entire families by now.

What do you think how that kind of comment feels when I try everyday to win even couple of dollars back?

You can't win anything back going all in with garbage

Ok Paisting, I will say one thing that is not trolling you.

1). If you don't listen to people, and refuse to answer their questions, nobody will give a flying **** about you.

That is all. Now, go back to being a total ****head.

Bro, you’re bluff catching with the nut-low. You’re intentionally losing money.

Are you unable to see that you have a problem?

Stop lying to yourself.

You don´t "try every day to win even couple of dollars back".

On a subconcious level, you´re literally doing everything to lose even more. To keep it simple, even in "normal mode" you´re terrible at poker and yet you play 5 tables at a time and 100 hours per month while also tilting like a total monkey. So you´re not even a winning player if you´re playing your A game, but you maximize your losses by playing long sessions if you´re on your F game. If I remember correctly, in March you lost 4 times as much as you would have lost if you had just folded every hand. Do I have to say more lmao?

Stop pretending that you´re "trying to win something back". This is just the excuse you´re making for yourself so you can keep on playing.

6betpot = achmedpower, so yeah ...

Confirmed.

Yeah that's the most plausible source of his money. Either a big trust fund or inheritance from parents/grandparents/relatives. Can't think of any other way he's getting thousands of dollars to burn every month.

Your current strategy isn't working. Change to a different strategy.

Great play Bread - what was villains perceived range in this hand?

He put him on the 34 obv - these monkeys always min raising trash and what not

he’s playing the board fyi.

I´m guessing here, but he may have called a) so he could tell himself how unlucky he got (ONCE AGAIN!) if achmed hit the river (lol), b) so he could lecture Achmed as to how "terrible" he was if he somehow showed up with a mediocre hand, c) to tell achmed "don´t bluff me, i´m calling 100 %" (which in turn sets him up for huge value bets that would be super thin vs any reasonable opponent - classic paisting, he tries to plug a leak and opens up an even bigger one), d) because "who gives a ****, I´m stuck $100,000".

As for c), a friend of mine (the guy who came up with the screenname "TY_Paisting" lol) sent me the following hand.

I mean, how bad/predictable does a player have to be if you can make this big value bet on the river with 100% confidence? And what do you put your opponent on if you call with paisting´s hand?

Wow I don't think I've ever seen a paisting hand played post flop before (besides the last one lol)