What does Jankenman's book say about shoving 200bb preflop with J4? Or 4b shoving 150bb preflop with 32?

he 3b/called the shove.

OP, what hurts more?

Knowing that you will never get back even a portion of that money because you are too stupid to take any advice given?

Or knowing you will probably die alone and depressed because you continue to put all your time into a ****ing card game?

Either we discovered which account this is a burner of or this thread just got a lot more interesting

In this thread that question has to be but how much did you win?

you should try competitive team fight tactics instead, on league of legends

Alright Paisting.

It's been several months and 30 pages of feedback. What changes have you made both in poker and in life to move you in the right direction towards winning the 16k you want?

You aren't understanding, he truly believes he's playing correctly and only loses because of bad luck/rigged sites etc.

Nobody's that stupid or delusional. My take is that he has fun playing albeit losing (explains not moving up like a true degen) and has fun trolling people in his thread. Whatever makes him happy.

Can you please tell me what mistakes I've done during those hands? What mistakes that my AK is 20 buy ins under ev? And if those hands what I've posted are not enough please tell me what mistakes I've done during 100 free tournament 888 poker that I've lost every time with better hand to worst hand?

Well for a start AK isn't just some hand you get it in pre for 100bb everytime.

Yeah, it's no 93o.

No. I'm not getting pulled into "helping" you as I don't think you would apply any of it. I'm not sure if isolated is right or not above, it's probably a mixture of right and wrong.

Fold the river.

This thread should be moved to BBV.

Now it is hard to make huge mistakes playing AK, so the ones below don't matter that much for your bottom line but they are mistakes nonetheless. Your question is flawed btw: making mistakes has no influence on running above or below EV.
Given you play any two cards the same way on a regular basis you can get away with overplaying AK as you do in the examples below. The costs of playing any two cards like this unfortunately don't outweigh the benefits.

What does matter is all the other hands posted in this thread that you ignore each time. Each time someone asks you why you played a hand a certain way (like the 32o stack off) you just ignore it.

At this point I cant tell if you are the biggest troll or a huge degen. How you verbally abuse people even when you win could be trolling or you have some absurd anger issues. I'm too stupid to tell the difference

Some examples of you misplaying AK:

888 Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 138 BB (VPIP: 22.21, PFR: 14.84, 3Bet Preflop: 3.80, Hands: 677)
BB: 412 BB (VPIP: 42.31, PFR: 17.83, 3Bet Preflop: 13.11, Hands: 132)
UTG: 223.5 BB (VPIP: 44.53, PFR: 23.53, 3Bet Preflop: 1.96, Hands: 140)
Hero (MP): 289.5 BB
CO: 250.5 BB (VPIP: 14.73, PFR: 7.19, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 862)
BTN: 232 BB (VPIP: 44.90, PFR: 39.26, 3Bet Preflop: 29.93, Hands: 1,715)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8 8

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, BTN raises to 232 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 230 BB

Flop: (465.5 BB, 2 players) 4 2 3

Turn: (465.5 BB, 2 players) T

River: (465.5 BB, 2 players) T

Hero shows 8 8 (Two Pair, Tens and Eights)
(Pre 55%, Flop 63%, Turn 77%)
BTN shows A K (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 45%, Flop 37%, Turn 23%)
Hero wins 436.5 BB

888 Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 188.5 BB (VPIP: 22.31, PFR: 12.70, 3Bet Preflop: 4.82, Hands: 380)
Hero (MP): 100 BB
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 44.04, PFR: 37.67, 3Bet Preflop: 29.57, Hands: 4,262)
BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 24.21, PFR: 18.50, 3Bet Preflop: 3.95, Hands: 419)
SB: 906 BB (VPIP: 35.92, PFR: 18.71, 3Bet Preflop: 18.57, Hands: 145)
BB: 77.5 BB (VPIP: 28.27, PFR: 18.92, 3Bet Preflop: 5.71, Hands: 193)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T Q

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, CO raises to 100 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 100 BB and is all-in, fold, BB calls 76.5 BB and is all-in, fold

Flop: (280 BB, 3 players) K 5 3

Turn: (280 BB, 3 players) 6

River: (280 BB, 3 players) A

CO shows A K (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)

Main Pot [235 BB]: (Pre 35%, Flop 6%, Turn 18%)
Side Pot#1 [45 BB]: (Pre 43%, Flop 7%, Turn 18%)

BTN shows 3 3 (Three of a Kind, Threes)

Main Pot [235 BB]: (Pre 44%, Flop 92%, Turn 83%)
Side Pot#1 [45 BB]: (Pre 57%, Flop 93%, Turn 83%)

BB shows A J (One Pair, Aces)

Main Pot [235 BB]: (Pre 21%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)

BTN wins 220.5 BB
BTN wins 42 BB

888 Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 172.5 BB (VPIP: 25.82, PFR: 15.16, 3Bet Preflop: 6.61, Hands: 249)
Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 190.5 BB (VPIP: 44.04, PFR: 37.75, 3Bet Preflop: 29.39, Hands: 4,104)
BB: 105.5 BB (VPIP: 17.69, PFR: 13.72, 3Bet Preflop: 4.72, Hands: 281)
UTG: 347 BB (VPIP: 38.61, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 16.00, Hands: 102)
MP: 141 BB (VPIP: 25.81, PFR: 16.39, 3Bet Preflop: 2.04, Hands: 126)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K T

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, SB raises to 190.5 BB and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 98 BB and is all-in

Flop: (201 BB, 2 players) J A K

Turn: (201 BB, 2 players) 2

River: (201 BB, 2 players) K

Hero shows K T (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 25%, Flop 16%, Turn 9%)
SB shows K A (Full House, Kings full of Aces)
(Pre 75%, Flop 84%, Turn 91%)
SB wins 188.5 BB

888 Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 14.56, PFR: 6.87, 3Bet Preflop: 0.21, Hands: 1,218)
UTG: 128.5 BB (VPIP: 26.70, PFR: 17.61, 3Bet Preflop: 11.43, Hands: 183)
MP: 106.5 BB (VPIP: 21.82, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 57)
CO: 109.5 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 20.83, 3Bet Preflop: 36.36, Hands: 25)
BTN: 190.5 BB (VPIP: 45.85, PFR: 39.46, 3Bet Preflop: 31.02, Hands: 2,726)
Hero (SB): 129 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 4

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, CO calls 3 BB, BTN raises to 190.5 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, UTG calls 125.5 BB and is all-in, fold

Flop: (261.5 BB, 2 players) 6 3 2

Turn: (261.5 BB, 2 players) 6

River: (261.5 BB, 2 players) K

UTG shows Q Q (Two Pair, Queens and Sixes)
(Pre 52%, Flop 74%, Turn 86%)
BTN shows A K (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes)
(Pre 48%, Flop 26%, Turn 14%)
BTN wins 245.5 BB

888 Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

AK is not a hand you want to get in 400bb.

Hero (UTG): 100 BB
MP: 839 BB (VPIP: 45.37, PFR: 39.37, 3Bet Preflop: 31.18, Hands: 2,581)
CO: 112 BB (VPIP: 23.58, PFR: 18.31, 3Bet Preflop: 7.47, Hands: 1,228)
BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 18.65, PFR: 9.92, 3Bet Preflop: 6.52, Hands: 255)
SB: 157.5 BB (VPIP: 14.52, PFR: 12.90, 3Bet Preflop: 4.88, Hands: 129)
BB: 428.5 BB (VPIP: 20.22, PFR: 10.23, 3Bet Preflop: 4.55, Hands: 91)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 Q

fold, MP raises to 4 BB, fold, BTN calls 4 BB, fold, BB raises to 12 BB, MP raises to 839 BB and is all-in, fold, BB calls 416.5 BB and is all-in

Flop: (861.5 BB, 2 players) 9 6 T

Turn: (861.5 BB, 2 players) K

River: (861.5 BB, 2 players) 8

MP shows K A (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 47%, Flop 51%, Turn 98%)
BB shows Q Q (Flush, King High)
(Pre 53%, Flop 49%, Turn 2%)
MP wins 808 BB

Paisting is a masochist with tilt issues and significantly below average intelligence. He is addicted to losing, which gives him a huge rush and makes him feel alive. His fap material is beyond sick.

man how can someone waste his time lossing at 2nl and never learning. it almost makes me angry right now. Good stoned, wtf life, chicas (i'm shure finnland has alot very very hot ladies)

your stuborn dumbness and ignorance, then complaining about how bad you run.
you are a clown. get a nice fock, relax and get finally a winner mentality,

pittyfully looser life. wake up man.

OP do you like yourself? Also post graph so we can see how below EV you are this thread

Funny how you complain that you run -ev but if you actually understood how graphs work, you'd realize that even if you ran at ev or better you'd still be down heaps. Maybe then you'd realize that there's actually a problem with the controllable decisions you're making.

This is my read aswell.

I ****ing love this modern-day bull**** excuse. Games are harder, but the game has not changed. There aren't 3 extra cards in the deck now. The river isn't on a sixth street. Winning poker is winning poker. What worked then works now. You're a prime example of why. I'm skipping to the end of the thread after reading this part, but my guess is you are still smashing your face into the (poker)wall. Some people just don't get it (life).

**-edit - yeah, this went every bit as poorly as I had expected and possibly even more. Imagine how much fun you could have had if you had blown $15k on with some hookers and blow, maybe a lady(boy). Not like you'd know the difference even when it's right in front of you.. you know what I mean? No, you don't. And couldn't with a room full of people explaining it to you.

You actually need to see a mental doctor. It's fine, I have OCD and explosive anger (not what it sounds like). They are good for you. You need one moreso than most.

so much hate lol.

im quite sure you can make 20k$ in finland working a 9-5 in like 6 months.

lmao @ ppl hating op for giving them an extra leaf of bread to help them get by cause they need to work 6days/week for 60 years in their ****ty country to make 20k$

Yeah you caught us. That's the reason why op is getting so much hate.. it's because we're jealous of him.

lmao