I swear to God, on my vampyric, braincell-depleted, apathy-driven alcoholic mother's grave that this is my last post. I'll cooldown-myself at least for 1 hour before creating content.
Btw if I could have three wishes (after this non-sense I'll hop to the relevant symbolic-#'s- topic and call it off for the time being), this is what it would look like (in descending priority order)
3)Develop a 0.001% WWSF value versus either SowietWings, yousseffahmed or jjisnoob. These three nooblets hack my cards. I hate them! Die by fire! XD
2)Die in my sleep, from a COVID-19 infection, so that I can finally access the Realm of the Immortals, surrounded by my Heavenbound brothers, my lovely Godess "Valkyrja" and the animal kingdom. (the main reason I want to go to Heaven is to stop having to pay for my crack-cocaine and water bottles though) Honesty first, guys! ^^
1)This is my most cherished dream. It's both utopic and insane, but I'll share it with you guys. Maybe this is fate giving me the opportunity to make magic happen and my most intense, dopamine-frenzy fantasy will actually realize. For real.
I'm so f*cking shy
but I have to let it out.
I have to be a real man and surpass my fear of appearing ridicule to my fanbase. At the very worst outcome-unfolding, Rapidesh123 will laugh at me and i'll be marked for death for eternity.
Anyway, without further due - here it is - my most sincere, true, heart-guided, pure-spirited and intense wish. I'll make it short and then move on.
Whew, now my secret #'s is reduced to zero. Zeroed!!!!! Zeroed! Zeroed!!!!!!!!!
I feel as light-weight as Rapidesh's wallet after his visit to the Magic the Nerd'ering store.
Thank you for hearing me out, fans & fan'sesses.
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#'s.
I give myself 5 minutes to clear this topic. Here we go. Onwards, mercenary:
2 - I love this number. A couple. Duality. Synergy. Balance. Nature. I love pairs.
3- I developed a strong love for this number. It's the everlasting equilibrium based on the perpetual brotherly love. Triangles never fall.
4- Bolt Thrower, *MY* band - my toy, my reason to live. 1992 - The IVth Crusade. Fourth LP album release from the band, Fourth tour, and the musical arrangements within all of this masterpiece of an art-jewel is based in 4's (time signatures)
5- I hate this. Thailand monkeys use the expression "55" to say *lol" in their language. I'm really racist and I hate asians. To the Last. To the f*cking last. I hate 5.
6- The shape of this # reminds me of an obese woman with a big McDonalds-McNuggets-Happy mind. Eww!
7- Lucky 7. You in for the kill, baby kitty? My gift of being conscious and alive and looking in your teenager doll eyes is nothing more, nothing less than a gift I'd be willing to go immolate myself 777 times in a row for to ensure to never lose. I love you. You're a cannon, when you wear black. You'll learn to know it.
8- My absolute worst nightmare of a number. 8-ball = black = I hate black people, because in my point of view, they're all stupid. And they smell like sh*t. Nothing I can do about that image.
9- Immortality. My cat Binx has 9 lives!!!!!!!
10- Perfect, baby. I'd bring you to the beach if I didn't want to die when I hallucinate a ghost, a mirage, a non-conscious entity seeing your legs when you belong to me and to me only. You're a 10/10 in your own way, baby-cat. You're so pretty I want to burn my angel wings every night so that you can shed a tear when you lose my eye contact for 0.001 second.
-You are. a. 12/10. Total War, baby. Cannot top that, in any way, shape or form.
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I dedicate this beautiful day where I recaptured the essence of the joy and passion of writing to my fanbase through 2p2, the only website where Rapidesh gets attention from non-MagicCards-peoople - to the girl in my picture. I googled "14 year old girl" and since then, my #1 occupation during daytime (and night too, but that's between me and her ^_^) has been looking at that picture and speaking to it out loud, pretending that the candy-cannon -total, absolute piece-of-art young lady- accepts my heart and becomes my girlfriend forevermore, duty-bound to belong to me under every circumstances.
I dedicate my eternal life to the girl in the picture.
Maybe Rapidesh123 can help me track her if I buy him powerful Magic Cards.