Can not write what I want to in here otherwise my account would be facing the banhammer.

When I get coolered by a Chinese called DonXonLua88 or some bs **** that's what I say to my computer sceen out loud

Come join me at 20nl, Finland.

That's where people trully respect your raises.

Nowadays the Kh backdoor flush in 4b pots is a weak holdin'

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 108.51 BB
Hero (SB): 421.43 BB
BB: 87.15 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 100.87 BB
CO: 100 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9 8

fold, fold, CO raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, CO calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (21 BB, 2 players) 3 9 K
Hero bets 6.58 BB, CO calls 6.58 BB

Turn: (34.16 BB, 2 players) 7
Hero checks, CO bets 24.34 BB, Hero calls 24.34 BB

River: (82.84 BB, 2 players) A
Hero checks, CO bets 59.08 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 59.08 BB

CO shows 4 4 (One Pair, Fours)
(Pre 48%, Flop 13%, Turn 25%)
Hero shows 9 8 (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 52%, Flop 87%, Turn 75%)
Hero wins 198.5 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 122.37 BB
SB: 116.05 BB
BB: 291.43 BB
UTG: 554.25 BB
MP: 100.42 BB
Hero (CO): 302.37 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6 6

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, BTN raises to 8 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 5.5 BB

Flop: (17.5 BB, 2 players) 3 2 7
Hero checks, BTN bets 8.64 BB, Hero calls 8.64 BB

Turn: (34.78 BB, 2 players) K
Hero checks, BTN bets 23.46 BB, Hero calls 23.46 BB

River: (81.7 BB, 2 players) 9
Hero checks, BTN bets 82.27 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 82.27 BB

BTN shows 4 5 (High Card, King)
(Pre 20%, Flop 27%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows 6 6 (One Pair, Sixes)
(Pre 80%, Flop 73%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 243.74 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 189.29 BB
Hero (SB): 100 BB
BB: 176.37 BB
UTG: 95.46 BB
MP: 132.71 BB
CO: 98.5 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J K

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 11 BB, fold, MP calls 8 BB

Flop: (23 BB, 2 players) 5 3 9
Hero bets 7.21 BB, MP calls 7.21 BB

Turn: (37.42 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 21 BB, MP calls 21 BB

River: (79.42 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 60.79 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 76.92 BB

Man you are probably a good player, but you need to get your **** together!
Good luck

the missing word is "enculé". You can also go "Chintok" for Chinois

using the word chintok is between me and the chintoks haha jkjk

Decided to engage myself in a formation. I chose "computer support". It's a 18-month long class that gets you ready for a job in that field.



I'm still going to play poker, but I feel like taking that class will raise my happiness and comfort levels, along with making me more confident and more employable of course.

Hands from today's session

H1 vs reg
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
Hero (SB): 106.52 BB
BB: 101.5 BB
UTG: 328.56 BB
MP: 149.91 BB
CO: 45.64 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 9 T 8
Hero checks, BB bets 3.14 BB, Hero calls 3.14 BB

Turn: (12.28 BB, 2 players) K
Hero checks, BB bets 17.51 BB, Hero calls 17.51 BB

River: (47.3 BB, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, BB bets 34.9 BB, Hero calls 34.9 BB

BB shows 3 4 (High Card, King)
(Pre 34%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows J 9 (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 66%, Flop 97%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 114.6 BB


H2 vs fish
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 109.78 BB
SB: 198.09 BB
Hero (BB): 675.26 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 142.49 BB
CO: 98.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 2.5 BB, Hero calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5 BB, 2 players) 5 8 5
SB bets 2.38 BB, Hero calls 2.38 BB

Turn: (9.76 BB, 2 players) Q
SB bets 6.21 BB, Hero calls 6.21 BB

River: (22.18 BB, 2 players) 3
SB bets 10.54 BB, Hero calls 10.54 BB

SB shows 9 6 (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 30%, Flop 28%, Turn 16%)
Hero shows A 9 (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 70%, Flop 72%, Turn 84%)
Hero wins 41.1 BB


H3 vs a reg - quit wide there but I really don't give credit to his flop play for a made hand of any kind
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
Hero (SB): 348.44 BB
BB: 110.03 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 586.08 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K 9

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, BTN calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (21 BB, 2 players) J 5 7
Hero bets 6.58 BB, BTN raises to 17.51 BB, Hero calls 10.93 BB

Turn: (56.02 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (56.02 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero bets 17.66 BB, fold

Hero wins 53.52 BB


H4 vs fish hahaha
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 166.43 BB
SB: 104.58 BB
Hero (BB): 371.4 BB
UTG: 109.28 BB
MP: 82.2 BB
CO: 113.3 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q Q

fold, MP raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 9 BB, MP calls 6.5 BB

Flop: (18.5 BB, 2 players) 5 8 6
Hero bets 5.8 BB, MP calls 5.8 BB

Turn: (30.1 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero bets 15 BB, MP raises to 67.4 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 52.4 BB

River: (164.9 BB, 2 players) 6

Hero shows Q Q (Two Pair, Queens and Sixes)
(Pre 81%, Flop 91%, Turn 100%)
MP shows T J (Two Pair, Sixes and Fives)
(Pre 19%, Flop 9%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 162.4 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 56.39 BB
SB: 96.7 BB
Hero (BB): 108.32 BB
UTG: 99.71 BB
MP: 171.42 BB
CO: 121.12 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J K

fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 1 BB, fold, Hero raises to 4 BB, BTN calls 3 BB

Flop: (8.5 BB, 2 players) 7 T 3
Hero bets 4.04 BB, BTN calls 4.04 BB

Turn: (16.58 BB, 2 players) A
Hero bets 10.5 BB, BTN calls 10.5 BB

River: (37.58 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero bets 39 BB, fold

Hero wins 35.7 BB


PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 116.77 BB
Hero (SB): 158.3 BB
BB: 105.17 BB
UTG: 101.74 BB
MP: 272.78 BB
CO: 95.55 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4 5

fold, MP raises to 2.5 BB, CO calls 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 14 BB, fold, MP calls 11.5 BB, fold

Flop: (31.5 BB, 2 players) T T 8
Hero bets 9.87 BB, MP calls 9.87 BB

Turn: (51.24 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 35 BB, MP calls 35 BB

River: (121.24 BB, 2 players) J
Hero bets 99.43 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 118.74 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 101.5 BB
Hero (SB): 138.35 BB
BB: 108.65 BB
UTG: 74.38 BB
MP: 139.2 BB
CO: 104.99 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8 8

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, BTN raises to 23 BB, Hero calls 13 BB

Flop: (47 BB, 2 players) 6 9 9
Hero checks, BTN bets 11.16 BB, Hero calls 11.16 BB

Turn: (69.32 BB, 2 players) 9
Hero checks, BTN bets 15 BB, Hero calls 15 BB

River: (99.32 BB, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, BTN bets 52.34 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 52.34 BB

BTN shows 4 A (Full House, Nines full of Sixes)
(Pre 34%, Flop 19%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows 8 8 (Full House, Nines full of Eights)
(Pre 66%, Flop 81%, Turn 91%)
Hero wins 201.5 BB

PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 262.71 BB
SB: 100.79 BB
BB: 154.64 BB
UTG: 250.29 BB
MP: 509.9 BB
CO: 94.63 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 6

UTG raises to 2.5 BB, fold, CO calls 2.5 BB, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (9 BB, 3 players) 8 9 T
UTG checks, CO bets 2.82 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, CO raises to 35 BB, Hero raises to 260.21 BB and is all-in, CO calls 57.13 BB and is all-in

Turn: (193.26 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (193.26 BB, 2 players) 4

CO shows A 7 (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 66%, Flop 14%, Turn 8%)
Hero shows 7 6 (Straight, Ten High)
(Pre 34%, Flop 86%, Turn 92%)
Hero wins 190.76 BB

Which universe do you live in, that villain does not show TJ or JQ here?
NH, GL

Recs dont bet 1 third pot with strong sizings

Numbing rush, heads are turning
Glances piercing through
Why are you looking at me
Why you pointing at me
It’s just a la la lie
Inundation, my face is burning
feelings trickle through
Why are you looking at me
Why you pointing at me
Living another live
Talking mouths, sounds concerning
Pressure under the roof
There’s nothing to see
Why are you looking at me
It’s just a la la live

Regrind - in it to win it!

Managed to come back to even since I started playing again. Wootz.



Just one hand that I noted out of 5-6k that I played:
PokerStars - $1 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 103.93 BB
SB: 107 BB
BB: 161.45 BB
UTG: 7.65 BB
Hero (MP): 567.3 BB
CO: 126.62 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 8

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 2 9 3
Hero bets 3.09 BB, BTN raises to 9.27 BB, Hero calls 6.18 BB

Turn: (25.04 BB, 2 players) K
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (25.04 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero checks, BTN bets 17.89 BB, Hero calls 17.89 BB

BTN shows 5 T (High Card, King)
(Pre 35%, Flop 23%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows A 8 (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 65%, Flop 77%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 58.32 BB

Nice comeback. Played against you quite a bit at 200z and you always gave me a hard time. Sorry to hear about your personal troubles. Glad you are doing stuff outside poker and managing to stay clean. GL.

Shotted 200z throughout the night. Pool is moderately weak, as back 1 year ago when I was playing that limit as my only and main game.

Some hands:

H1 lol
PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 143.84 BB
SB: 123.08 BB
BB: 237.95 BB
UTG: 165.95 BB
Hero (MP): 106.65 BB
CO: 74.16 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A J

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) J 5 2
Hero bets 4.12 BB, BTN calls 4.12 BB

Turn: (14.73 BB, 2 players) T
Hero bets 8 BB, BTN calls 8 BB

River: (30.73 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero bets 23 BB, BTN raises to 46 BB, Hero raises to 92.04 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 46.04 BB

Hero shows A J (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 26%, Flop 85%, Turn 86%)
BTN shows K A (Flush, King High)
(Pre 74%, Flop 15%, Turn 14%)
Hero wins 213.43 BB

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 423.18 BB
SB: 123.46 BB
BB: 140.72 BB
Hero (UTG): 388.22 BB
MP: 155.44 BB
CO: 103.85 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A J

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) K J 4
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 6
BB bets 3.92 BB, Hero calls 3.92 BB

River: (13.34 BB, 2 players) T
BB bets 4.19 BB, Hero raises to 11 BB, fold

Hero wins 20.63 BB

H3 lucky
PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 115.27 BB
Hero (SB): 189.47 BB
BB: 104.17 BB
UTG: 110.79 BB
MP: 80.76 BB
CO: 211.17 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 5 5

fold, fold, CO raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 11 BB, fold, CO calls 8.5 BB

Flop: (23 BB, 2 players) 5 K 7
Hero bets 7.21 BB, CO calls 7.21 BB

Turn: (37.42 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero bets 32 BB, CO calls 32 BB

River: (101.42 BB, 2 players) A
Hero bets 139.26 BB and is all-in, CO calls 139.26 BB

Hero shows 5 5 (Three of a Kind, Fives)
(Pre 55%, Flop 94%, Turn 82%)
CO shows A K (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
(Pre 45%, Flop 6%, Turn 18%)
Hero wins 378.56 BB

Will stream today (if not today, tomorrow) 200z 4x tables on Stars so be on the lookout if you wanna follow me!

Glgl op, what's twitch link?

glgl man! Hope you're staying away from the drugs and deal with your anxiety problems.

I had agoraphobia at one point, so I know panic attacks that make you feel like you're dying. Hope it gets better for you

twitch.tv/finland22

After a night spent with an escort, talking and chilling, my anxiety attacks ceased.

Got a 2nd dog, 2 months and a ½ american terrier similar to a pitbull. He's adorable! and cute! and calm!

An escort, really? Why?

Also nice comeback with the results, keep it up!

Sick one!