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Old 01-23-2019, 07:25 AM   #301
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Re: 2019 - BALLZ TO THE WALL

Depends on how much their armor shines that day.
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Old 01-23-2019, 09:03 AM   #302
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lmao

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Day off of pokering tomorrow, got a whole bunch of hands to analyse though. Gonna go to a caafe and grind these ranges then come home and do FZ to confirm everything. Super excited!??!/
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Old 01-23-2019, 06:52 PM   #303
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just read the whole thread .. very kool! good luck with your goals. they are pretty semilar to mine ... may we both crush those chinese nitzzzzz! subscribed.
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Old 01-23-2019, 11:10 PM   #304
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just read the whole thread .. very kool! good luck with your goals. they are pretty semilar to mine ... may we both crush those chinese nitzzzzz! subscribed.
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:14 AM   #305
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Another great day in the books. Got up at 830, went to Starbucks, got a big ass coffee, and grinded the study. I wanted to do more FlopZilla stuff but I thought it would be a cool exercise to do the study without FZ at all, just use my mind to really think deeply about no. combos in various spots. It was a resounding success! I went through 14 hands, and filled 9 pages in my notebook and spent about 6 hours today working on this stuff.

Went to the real estate office today to make first payment, got home and decided it was too ***** hot to do anything but go for a swim, so I did that. I basically decided I couldn't be fk'd eating today. It got to about 4pm and I decided I may as well just fast through til after gym tomorrow, so I've embarked on a 48 hour fast completely unintentionally. Safe to say the food addiction is well and truly gone!

So I've whipped up a bit of snake juice to get me through til tomorrow, and then I'll train and eat afterwards at about midday tomorrow, 48 hours after my last meal.

Also decided I'd flick in one of the girlies I met in the previous thread. This girl was a lot of fun last time I met her, managed to freeroll her last time but will pay her tonight. Good business model that, fk once for free, get em enticed, and now she has a customer for life!

PokerKing accounts all set up and ready to go! Will be very excited to fire up some games on there tomorrow!
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:21 AM   #306
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It's not about equivalence irt overt vs subtle racism, it's about social consciousness generally. Obviously it's not as bad as say, deliberately saying those words to inflict emotional harm, but normalisation of that sort of thing enables a culture of intolerance and makes 'real' racists feel validated in their bigotry. You as an individual aren't doing very much harm, but I wonder what benefit you perceive in its usage. You casually throw around words that are used against individuals who are disproportionately victimised. Take f@g for example (no idea if you actually throw that one around). Might not be a big deal for you and if you know how everyone in earshot is going to take it (you don't) it might be fine, but some people are literally assaulted and killed on a daily basis as their assailants scream that at them. The concept of privilege can be over applied but your ability to be separated from these realities as a bright, attractive, 7ft tall straight, white guy from a major Australian city is an example.

Suicide Attempts[1]

Compared to the general population, LGBTI people are more likely to attempt suicide in their lifetime, specifically:

LGBTI young people aged 16 to 27 are five times more likely
Transgender people aged 18 and over are nearly eleven times more likely
People with an Intersex variation aged 16 and over are nearly six times more likely
LGBT young people who experience abuse and harassment are even more likely to attempt suicide

16% of LGBTI[2] young people aged 16 to 27 reported that they had attempted suicide[iv]
35% of Transgender people aged 18 and over[3] have attempted suicide in their lifetime[v]
19% of people with an Intersex variation aged 16 and over had attempted suicide on the basis of issues related their Intersex status
8% of Same-Gender Attracted and Gender Diverse young people between 14 and 21 years had attempted suicide, 18% had experienced verbal abuse, and 37% of those who experienced physical abuse[vii]

https://lgbtihealth.org.au/statistics/

Not calling you out for anything in particular just providing an example of words/cultural attitudes having power. Small personal shifts can have massive echoing impact.

It's also not about whether you harbor any direct fear/loathing/resentment or whatever against any group, prejudice is bigger than any individual. It's built into the system. Fear of unknown/other is also pretty deep rooted in human nature. How we respond to this as individuals, groups and a society is a complicated discussion. Empathy is underrated and for us lucky few it isn't even clearly incentivised on a material level unless we use it to exploit people.

Really not trying to sling shade here, speaking purely to the point at hand not you at a person. In terms of misogyny I have no specific examples of overt offense, more a lack of perspective/the sort of **** everyone has socialised into them. I don't think you're a misogynist and sorry if I implied otherwise. Major props for engaging.

https://www.quora.com/Is-Abbo-a-popu...d-in-Australia
Amazingly well said.
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:52 AM   #307
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I think aboriginal people are more likely than all of those at the moment IIRC!
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Old 01-24-2019, 09:08 AM   #308
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Yeah nefermative summed up what i wanted to say. Fwiw, the fact that people are talking bout it itt in pretty non defensive/open way is a huuuuge deal tbh. A lot of the time is becomes pretty nasty very quickly.

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Old 01-24-2019, 09:58 AM   #309
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pretty annoying when the "lol sjw wankers" chime in.

nice read
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Old 01-24-2019, 10:09 AM   #310
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Yeah nefermative summed up what i wanted to say. Fwiw, the fact that people are talking bout it itt in pretty non defensive/open way is a huuuuge deal tbh. A lot of the time is becomes pretty nasty very quickly.

gl bro
cheers bruddah, can completely empathize with you boys' view.

Does anyone know how to record a GIF some girlie sent me on Line? this thread needs more pics... and well i have a gif...
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Old 01-24-2019, 10:21 AM   #311
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I ve never engaged in discussions such as the above and donít actually hold strong opinions on the matter BUT I think itís fairly obvious that if a word to the face of an individual would be obviously hurtful, using that word behind that persons back canít be the solution - if you re trying to be a decent human being that is.

Because on surface level all that will do is divide people into the groups using said word and the other guys. Doesnít take much to create segregation and discrimintatiin from just that.

Just donít use the word if u actually wanna make a difference imo
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Old 01-24-2019, 02:41 PM   #312
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cheers bruddah, can completely empathize with you boys' view.



Does anyone know how to record a GIF some girlie sent me on Line? this thread needs more pics... and well i have a gif...


Gyazo or any similar program can do this.
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Old 01-25-2019, 05:24 AM   #313
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Gyazo or any similar program can do this.
Nah I meant like some screen capture program for Android. I CBF to do it to be honest, but it's basically a gif of this girl (who some claimed in my previous thread had a flat ass) shaking said ass, and it's gold!

Anyway, onto this update...

Bloody Hell

So I've had a bit of a shocker of a night. I mean not really, and me complaining about what was TBH a reasonable night might sound quite petty, but I'm going to do it anyway. As I said yesterday, I did a heap of study and was feeling myself, so I decided to message every hooker on Tinder and Line all at once at about 3pm. Felt like getting my dick sucked yadig!? Anyway, get a reply from a girl I freerolled in the previous thread and decided to invite her over.

This is where it started going wrong... initially I said 9PM (because I wanted to sleep by 11pm still), but she replied with 10pm okay? Me being the acquiescing little ***** that I am said that's fine. I mean, who needs to **** for 2 hours anyway? She then messages me asking if I have drinks at my place. I was like lol wasn't really planning on drinking innit and she had a bit of a sook about that. So i said I'd go to the family mart and buy her a few beers. She said I have to drink with her... And tbh I hadn't seen this girl in months and would be pretty awkward if I was sober and she was drinking. But I really didn't want to break my 48 hour fast, and with BEER of all things!

Anyway my next misstep was to offer to pick her up on the motorbike, 25 mins not a biggie, but would mean I'd probably end up offering to drive her home in the morning... Whatever. I pick her up, we drink 4 beers each (-EV way to break a fast btw), and everything is great til we go to start *****...

I put on a condom but idk if it's some Thai thing or something but they really didn't fit right at all. The tip of my dick had no breathing room and felt/looked as though someone had vacuum sealed my knob in cling wrap. I go to stick it in and it's just not working. Like it's just very painful. Feels like trying to fk something with absolutely no moisture at all, was worried my dick would snap at any minute.

I end up going through about 5 condoms, none of which seem to fit properly, and still feel this horrid scraping sensation when penetrating. She's enjoying herself though so I keep ramming my cock into this cheese grater pussy. After a while she complains that the condom is hurting her? lolwot? So we take it off and despite my flaccid protest, she starts ***** me bareback. I aactually did this chick bareback in the last thread so prob is fine right?

Anyway, eventually we go to bed, she says to me "you not cum in my pussy, you cum in my mouth" was like lolokay. So I manage to do that and then I'm pretty hell bent on getting some sleep. But she can't sleep apparently and is extremely horny and keeps sticking it in and grinding on me while I'm half asleep. She says "you my friend, friends cannot **** friends... your dick just talking with my pussy" lmao absolute gold Thai girl **** that. Anyway, half way through the night she gets up and runs to the bathroom and reports back with "i have my period". lovely. I say whatever np, im just going to sleep. But again she is still really horny and keeps sticking it back in. Whatever tbh, it's dark, feels the same, np. But my dick still really ***** hurts.

Anyway, end up sleeping in 2 hours more than I'd planned this morning because I got fkall sleep thanks to this girl, I go to the bathroom to have a shower, and there's all this dried blood on the tip of my dick. Looks ***** grim tbh. Anyway, I end up paying her 2000, driving her back home on the motorbike in the middle of the day, in the scorching heat, took like 40 mins with traffic, fml. I really felt like I lost on a lot of fronts last night.

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- broke my fast with beer
- condoms didnt work
- got blood on my dick
- lost 2000 baht
- lost 2 hours due to oversleeping
- lost 1 hour due to driving this bih home

Positive was I guess that I had a bloody sweet workout this morning!

gg. Plan now is to setup Elitehud for pokerking and hopefully get a quick session in tonight.

Meal Eating Frequency Adjustments?

So I'm getting leaner, but still have a bunch of fat to lose. Actually hit 85kg this morning on the scale (95kg at the start of this thread). I'm currently doing a 3 day split with keto OMAD in order to lose the fat. Chances are I'll probably keep going with that because it's definitely working but I'm wondering if I should possibly scrap the keto bs and just go uber high protein, almost carnivore type ****, and possibly do carbs before working out?

Here's what I'm thinking...

Carbs late at night (pad thai and fried rice innit) which will A) help me sleep but B) give me plenty of energy for hitting the gym early in the morning
Then having a super high protein meal afterwards, like just bulk chicken breast. So 2 meals a day and staying in caloric deficit. Fasting on off day.

I'm kinda at a point where I'm still getting awesome workouts in, but feel like all these fat macros can't be great. Maybe carbing up the night before will give me even better workouts and might lead to more muscle gains as well as the fat loss?

IDK, the reason I bring this up is because I've been looking at what Cole Robinson (Snake Diet founder) is doing, and he's fasting with the intention of gaining muscle. What he does is trains every other day (very different to what I'm doing, 3 day split), on his training days he has carbs beforehand, I forget exactly what he said he had but I know it included a whole orange... The idea is to still feel empty after this meal but still get some carbs in before training an hour or so later (obv body in a fasted state is super carb responsive). Then he'll train and afterwards he'll "consume his bodyweight in protein" by basically just eating an insane quantity of raw meat the nutcase. I think he said 1.6kg of raw meat post workout. Then on his off days, every other day, he just fasts. And when he needs to refeed, a big bowl of rice or whatever. I forget exactly how it looked. The point is there was a rhyme and reason to everything he was doing. It's quite intricate the meal frequency planning stuff when doing fasting and looking to gain muscle. The idea is that you are in a surpluss on training days but stay lean still during off days so bodyfat stays low. I'm not sure the best way to apply what he was doing to a 3 day split which I'm pretty uncompromising on!

Idk. Any suggestions would be cool!

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Old 01-25-2019, 05:54 AM   #314
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If you barebacked a hooker and she was bleeding I'd seriously consider getting tested lol
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They bleed every month just like non-hookers! I'm so over the normalisation of the dehumanising prostitution ITT!
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They bleed every month just like non-hookers! I'm so over the normalisation of the dehumanising prostitution ITT!
Thailand life...i guess that is what we call a tuesday night here
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Old 01-25-2019, 08:39 AM   #317
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how does someone not throw up after eating 1.6kg of raw meat is beyond me, thats insane genetics

also mate go easy with barebacking hookers... I mean that is reckless as ****, this is even exactly how people get serious diseases from sex and die
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also mate go easy with barebacking hookers... I mean that is reckless as ****, this is even exactly how people get serious diseases from sex and die
It's never my intention, I swear! I'm well intentioned!
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If you barebacked a hooker and she was bleeding I'd seriously consider getting tested lol
isnt it like less than 0.1% for female to male hiv transmission rate? Dont know how much it increases when on period though. cba to google
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:16 AM   #320
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dont gamble too much! lol
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Old 01-25-2019, 03:37 PM   #321
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Cliffs:
- broke my fast with beer
- condoms didnt work
- got blood on my dick
- lost 2000 baht
- lost 2 hours due to oversleeping
- lost 1 hour due to driving this bih home
This. This is why we're here

In all seriousness, hope you get back on the horse again with discipline (poker, diet, limiting alcohol), but it is really entertaining to read your women degen stories. Just play it safe next time, maybe get the Thai XXL magnum condoms next time.
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So you weren't oblivious to all the collusion.
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Old 01-25-2019, 07:35 PM   #323
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Jesus barebacking a hooker is relatively safe for HIV (but not great for other STDs) but rubbing it raw and then banging her on the rag sounds about as dodgy as it gets.
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I think maybe it's a language barrier you being Aussie and all. But are you bragging about having sex with Thai hookers on their period?
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How are the Chinese players depositing if it's not through an agent?
Well you use an agent I guess but the agent literally only handles cash in cash out and the site itself handles the games, as opposed to hosts.

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In all seriousness, hope you get back on the horse again with discipline (poker, diet, limiting alcohol), but it is really entertaining to read your women degen stories. Just play it safe next time, maybe get the Thai XXL magnum condoms next time.
I've been looking in the various pharmacies and whatnot but can't seem to find these elusive Thai XXL condoms. I don't have it in me to ask someone either lmao

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So you weren't oblivious to all the collusion.
Tbf there was hardly any in the games I played, and it was usually pretty fkn obvious when it did happen.

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Jesus barebacking a hooker is relatively safe for HIV (but not great for other STDs) but rubbing it raw and then banging her on the rag sounds about as dodgy as it gets.
Ye look guys it started out as me using a condom with a girl not on her period. At least I put the right foot forward right!?

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I think maybe it's a language barrier you being Aussie and all. But are you bragging about having sex with Thai hookers on their period?
Yeah dude, I want from this day forward to be known as Xx_69Bl00dwarrior69_xX, mods please kindly change my username to reflect my very obvious blood play fettishism...

Obviously this is the opposite of a brag lol. I'm pretty sure we call it a 'beat' on this site.
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