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03-30-2017 , 04:30 PM
Ur pretty good when you don't spew ❤

Nice month buddy
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03-31-2017 , 06:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brokenstars
Congrats dude, you need to celebrate!
Thanks!

Quote:
Originally Posted by raradevils
Nice work. I didn't realize that potential existing on NJ sites.

Again great job!
Thanks. There's a fish who has a blog on here on 2+2 that had a 10k month. If he was able to do it, I figured it should have been easy for me then. His sn is bbissick if I remember right.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fast11375
Getting it done on PSNJ too, I can't even imagine the insane amount of rakeback and bonuses you got.
Rakeback was ok, but I don't think it was insane, came out to $2070 total, I hit a $50 card hunt promo once, rest was all ~$2.50.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bbissick
Ur pretty good when you don't spew ❤

Nice month buddy
Thanks, but I take offense to that, when do I ever spew?
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03-31-2017 , 06:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatNsweaty
Thanks!

Thanks, but I take offense to that, when do I ever spew?
bet... bet... JAM...


BET BET JAM


BET...... BET!!!!!!!!!! JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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03-31-2017 , 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatNsweaty
Thanks, but I take offense to that, when do I ever spew?
I have bluff caught you spewing before
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03-31-2017 , 01:15 PM
OP is the only one I am fistpump snapcalling JJ vs a 5bet 130bb+
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04-01-2017 , 04:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raradevils
I have bluff caught you spewing before

Quote:
Originally Posted by fast11375
OP is the only one I am fistpump snapcalling JJ vs a 5bet 130bb+
No guys, you are mistaking me for someone else. I seriously don't spew. I was told to post this hand to prove once and for all that I am not a spewmonster.

    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    SB: $690.11 (345.1 bb)
    Hero (BB): $200 (100 bb)
    BTN: $223 (111.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 5 3
    BTN folds, SB raises to $8, Hero raises to $22, SB raises to $50, Hero calls $28

    Flop: ($100) 3 5 5 (2 players)
    SB bets $50, Hero calls $50

    Turn: ($200) K (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $100 and is all-in, SB calls $100

    River: ($400) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $400 pot ($2 rake)
    Final Board: 3 5 5 K J
    SB showed 9 9 and lost (-$200 net)
    Hero showed 5 3 and won $398 ($198 net)
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    04-01-2017 , 11:41 AM
    Hahahaha omg that is hilarious. Whoever villain was I hope he didn't need to buy a new keyboard.
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    04-01-2017 , 12:44 PM
    Best hand of all time IMO
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    10-17-2017 , 11:47 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fast11375
    Hahahaha omg that is hilarious. Whoever villain was I hope he didn't need to buy a new keyboard.
    You know... I've always considered it a joke when people say that kind of stuff, but ever since that hand I haven't seen villain... and he was a "regular" at those games which has me wondering....

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bbissick
    Best hand of all time IMO
    Yes, it was my finest moment in my poker career.


    While not as interesting and technical as the 53o hand, the following hands exemplifies one of the key principles responsible for my success in poker, which Mason has taught me.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Brokenstars
    bet... bet... JAM...


    BET BET JAM


    BET...... BET!!!!!!!!!! JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      Hero (SB): $405.93 (203 bb)
      BB: $288.08 (144 bb)
      CO: $282.35 (141.2 bb)
      BTN: $795.32 (397.7 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A J
      CO folds, BTN raises to $5, Hero raises to $22, BB folds, BTN calls $17

      Flop: ($46) 2 6 A (2 players)
      Hero bets $14.52, BTN calls $14.52

      Turn: ($75.04) Q (2 players)
      Hero bets $108.83, BTN calls $108.83

      River: ($292.70) K (2 players)
      Hero bets $260.58 and is all-in, BTN calls $260.58

      Spoiler:
      Results: $813.86 pot ($2.00 rake)
      Final Board: 2 6 A Q K
      Hero showed A J and won $811.86 ($405.93 net)
      BTN showed 2 2 and lost (-$405.93 net)


        Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        Hero (SB): $1,000 (100 bb)
        BB: $2,768.40 (276.8 bb)
        CO: $766.60 (76.7 bb)
        BTN: $1,136 (113.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is SB with 5 5
        CO folds, BTN raises to $20, Hero raises to $85, BB folds, BTN calls $65

        Flop: ($180) Q 9 A (2 players)
        Hero bets $58.74, BTN calls $58.74

        Turn: ($297.48) 4 (2 players)
        Hero bets $225, BTN calls $225

        River: ($747.48) 5 (2 players)
        Hero bets $631.26 and is all-in, BTN calls $631.26

        Spoiler:
        Results: $2,010 pot ($2 rake)
        Final Board: Q 9 A 4 5
        Hero showed 5 5 and won $2,008 ($1,008 net)
        BTN showed 9 A and lost (-$1,000 net)


          Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          SB: $500 (100 bb)
          Hero (BB): $1,543.87 (308.8 bb)
          UTG: $512.57 (102.5 bb)
          MP: $1,085.70 (217.1 bb)
          CO: $1,278.81 (255.8 bb)
          BTN: $1,009.73 (201.9 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with K Q
          2 folds, CO raises to $15, 2 folds, Hero raises to $60, CO calls $45

          Flop: ($122.50) 2 Q 7 (2 players)
          Hero bets $60.95, CO calls $60.95

          Turn: ($244.40) 6 (2 players)
          Hero bets $359.69, CO calls $359.69

          River: ($963.78) 4 (2 players)
          Hero bets $1,063.23 and is all-in, CO calls $798.17 and is all-in

          Spoiler:
          Results: $2,560.12 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: 2 Q 7 6 4
          Hero showed K Q and won $2,557.12 ($1,278.31 net)
          CO showed 7 A and lost (-$1,278.81 net)

          Last edited by fatNsweaty; 10-17-2017 at 11:57 AM.
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          10-17-2017 , 01:42 PM
          God that 55 hand is so brutal. How are results of late?
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          10-17-2017 , 02:50 PM
          Results aren't where I want them to be, although if I didn't spew as much I'd probably be there. Most of my spew these days come from not being disciplined enough to fold rather than barreling funky hands like the 55 above. At least with the 55 hand I did have a clear plan while playing it, and even now when reviewing the hand I agree with my thought process, although this hand is still bit spewy.
          In case you are wondering why I chose to barrel it, well my plan was precisely to bink a set on the river to stack villain. You can't say that isn't a good plan, cuz obviously it worked.

          Results for this month so far:
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          10-17-2017 , 05:31 PM
          Yay more updates! Saw that you've been playing 500NL lately, good luck! It's definitely much harder to play vs you now that the spews have died down. Can't spam the call button anymore.

          Also who's this Mason everyone's been talking about?
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          10-17-2017 , 08:00 PM
          That graph is fabricated fatty, I know you are up a milly and crushing everyone at 5 10 NL. You should play the original fat NJ reg, Fatdan44, ie giveustrokes, for the bragging rights on just who is the fattest of them all.
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          10-18-2017 , 04:53 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by fast11375
          Yay more updates! Saw that you've been playing 500NL lately, good luck! It's definitely much harder to play vs you now that the spews have died down. Can't spam the call button anymore.

          Also who's this Mason everyone's been talking about?
          Brokenstars
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          10-22-2017 , 12:44 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by fast11375
          Yay more updates! Saw that you've been playing 500NL lately, good luck! It's definitely much harder to play vs you now that the spews have died down. Can't spam the call button anymore.

          Also who's this Mason everyone's been talking about?
          Meale already answered, but yeah it's Brokenstars.

          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ItsAboutTimeIAte
          That graph is fabricated fatty, I know you are up a milly and crushing everyone at 5 10 NL. You should play the original fat NJ reg, Fatdan44, ie giveustrokes, for the bragging rights on just who is the fattest of them all.
          Bragging rights would go to you seeing how earlier in the month you wrote in chat that you lost X amount that day which is like 10x my BR...
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          10-24-2017 , 12:34 AM
          On Saturday I finished up my CFP program I joined at the start of this year. While I have made major improvements to my game, I still do some spewy things and it is reflected on my results for this year with my EV bb/100 only being 2.3/100 which is basically the same WR as I had last year...
          Granted that last year I was mainly playing 50-100nl and I'm playing in tougher line-ups this year, but still I feel my WR should be double of what it is. At any rate, I did succeed in 2/3 of my goals for this year which is just awesome.

          [x] $10k month (pre-rakeback)
          [x] Reg 500nl
          [ ] $50k profit (pre-rakeback)


          For now I'm going to enjoy the bachelor life and donk around a bit. I've withdrawn all but $100 and am going to try to grind it up to $10k by the end of this year. Yes, I realize it's a big waste of my time for me to do, but I'd like to give it a shot, seeing how so many others have tried it. I will be streaming most, if not all of it. I already tried a stream with just 6 tables open so that all the tables can be viewed, but it's god awful boring and I just wanna get out of the micros as fast as I can, so I'll be mass multi-tabling whenever I can until I get to 100nl+. Not sure if I'll include rakeback or not, I'll see how fast it goes.
          https://go.twitch.tv/fatnsweaty22
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          10-24-2017 , 06:12 AM
          False alarm!!! Challenge is over, OP confirmed busto.

          Results!
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          10-25-2017 , 01:12 AM
          I don't get it, you're one of the top regs at midhigh stakes on Stars, why on earth would you move down like that? Understand you literally did just say why you wanted to but I'll never understand the point of doing such things when you can just keep bossing midhigh stakes
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          10-25-2017 , 03:40 PM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ItsAboutTimeIAte
          I don't get it, you're one of the top regs at midhigh stakes on Stars, why on earth would you move down like that? Understand you literally did just say why you wanted to but I'll never understand the point of doing such things when you can just keep bossing midhigh stakes
          Can't tell if trolling or it's just that you haven't played with me enough to realize how ridiculous you sound...
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          11-30-2017 , 03:39 AM
          I guess I will make updates in this thread again. Was going to do a $100-$10k challenge but found out my coaching wasn't quite finished yet. When I started the challenge I had withdrawn everything except $100 from the site and it took me a little while to redeposit my roll since I never requested a deposit limit increase, since I never had the need. I felt that I was doomswitched when I started redepositing and I may or may not have spewed at PS's casino. At any rate, I want to finish this year strong.

          Me getting hero'd.

            Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            SB: $762.86 (381.4 bb)
            Hero (BB): $220.92 (110.5 bb)
            BTN: $280.85 (140.4 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with K K
            BTN raises to $5, SB folds, Hero raises to $20, BTN calls $15

            Flop: ($41) 5 7 5 (2 players)
            Hero bets $20.67, BTN calls $20.67

            Turn: ($82.34) 8 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BTN bets $40, Hero raises to $180.25, BTN calls $140.25

            River: ($442.84) T (2 players)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $442.84 pot ($2.00 rake)
            Final Board: 5 7 5 8 T
            Hero showed K K and won $440.84 ($219.92 net)
            BTN showed J 8 and lost (-$220.92 net)


              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              SB: $200.46 (100.2 bb)
              BB: $200 (100 bb)
              UTG: $310.14 (155.1 bb)
              MP: $309.47 (154.7 bb)
              CO: $200 (100 bb)
              Hero (BTN): $200 (100 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BTN with T T
              2 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, CO raises to $50, Hero calls $32

              Flop: ($103) 3 7 9 (2 players)
              CO checks, Hero checks

              Turn: ($103) 6 (2 players)
              CO checks, Hero bets $37, CO calls $37

              River: ($177) 5 (2 players)
              CO checks, Hero bets $113 and is all-in, CO calls $113 and is all-in

              Spoiler:
              Results: $403 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: 3 7 9 6 5
              CO showed 9 J and lost (-$200 net)
              Hero showed T T and won $400 ($200 net)


                Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                SB: $99 (99 bb)
                BB: $156.42 (156.4 bb)
                Hero (UTG): $205.22 (205.2 bb)
                MP: $100 (100 bb)
                CO: $103.99 (104 bb)
                BTN: $86.62 (86.6 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3 3
                Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $2.50, 2 folds

                Flop: ($6.50) 9 5 9 (2 players)
                Hero bets $3.28, BTN calls $3.28

                Turn: ($13.06) 3 (2 players)
                Hero bets $17.50, BTN calls $17.50

                River: ($48.06) T (2 players)
                Hero bets $64.50, BTN calls $63.34 and is all-in

                Spoiler:
                Results: $174.74 pot ($3 rake)
                Final Board: 9 5 9 3 T
                Hero showed 3 3 and won $171.74 ($85.12 net)
                BTN showed A 5 and lost (-$86.62 net)


                  Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                  SB: $144.01 (144 bb)
                  BB: $163.47 (163.5 bb)
                  UTG: $117.56 (117.6 bb)
                  MP: $100 (100 bb)
                  CO: $115.42 (115.4 bb)
                  Hero (BTN): $100 (100 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with T T
                  UTG raises to $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $11, 2 folds, UTG raises to $18.50, Hero calls $7.50

                  Flop: ($38.50) Q 5 T (2 players)
                  UTG checks, Hero bets $10.24, UTG calls $10.24

                  Turn: ($58.98) 6 (2 players)
                  UTG bets $28.02, Hero calls $28.02

                  River: ($115.02) 5 (2 players)
                  UTG checks, Hero bets $43.24 and is all-in, UTG calls $43.24

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $201.50 pot ($3 rake)
                  Final Board: Q 5 T 6 5
                  UTG showed 4 4 and lost (-$100 net)
                  Hero showed T T and won $198.50 ($98.50 net)


                    Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                    SB: $156.75 (156.8 bb)
                    Hero (BB): $234.40 (234.4 bb)
                    MP: $25.41 (25.4 bb)
                    CO: $203.81 (203.8 bb)
                    BTN: $100 (100 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is BB with Q A
                    MP calls $1, CO folds, BTN raises to $4.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $14.50, MP folds, BTN calls $10

                    Flop: ($30.50) K T 4 (2 players)
                    Hero bets $8.11, BTN calls $8.11

                    Turn: ($46.72) 3 (2 players)
                    Hero checks, BTN checks

                    River: ($46.72) A (2 players)
                    Hero bets $33.50, BTN calls $33.50

                    Spoiler:
                    Results: $113.72 pot ($3 rake)
                    Final Board: K T 4 3 A
                    Hero showed Q A and won $110.72 ($54.61 net)
                    BTN mucked 6 6 and lost (-$56.11 net)


                      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                      SB: $97.61 (48.8 bb)
                      Hero (BB): $217.65 (108.8 bb)
                      MP: $80 (40 bb)
                      CO: $200 (100 bb)
                      BTN: $201.50 (100.8 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is BB with 4 4
                      MP folds, CO raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero calls $4

                      Flop: ($13) Q 4 7 (2 players)
                      Hero checks, CO bets $6.18, Hero raises to $19.28, CO calls $13.10

                      Turn: ($51.56) T (2 players)
                      Hero bets $37, CO calls $37

                      River: ($125.56) T (2 players)
                      Hero bets $155.37 and is all-in, CO calls $137.72 and is all-in

                      Spoiler:
                      Results: $401 pot ($3 rake)
                      Final Board: Q 4 7 T T
                      Hero showed 4 4 and won $398 ($198 net)
                      CO showed A 7 and lost (-$200 net)


                        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                        SB: $257.90 (129 bb)
                        BB: $132.26 (66.1 bb)
                        Hero (UTG): $293.97 (147 bb)
                        MP: $180.89 (90.4 bb)
                        CO: $604.36 (302.2 bb)
                        BTN: $200 (100 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6 A
                        Hero raises to $5, MP calls $5, CO folds, BTN calls $5, SB folds, BB calls $3

                        Flop: ($21) 6 5 A (4 players)
                        BB checks, Hero bets $10.37, MP calls $10.37, 2 folds

                        Turn: ($41.74) T (2 players)
                        Hero bets $49, MP calls $49

                        River: ($139.74) 8 (2 players)
                        Hero bets $203.74, MP calls $116.52 and is all-in

                        Spoiler:
                        Results: $372.78 pot ($3 rake)
                        Final Board: 6 5 A T 8
                        Hero showed 6 A and won $369.78 ($188.89 net)
                        MP showed A 3 and lost (-$180.89 net)


                          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                          SB: $100.50 (100.5 bb)
                          BB: $97.50 (97.5 bb)
                          Hero (UTG): $326.06 (326.1 bb)
                          MP: $242.78 (242.8 bb)
                          CO: $58.45 (58.5 bb)
                          BTN: $199.73 (199.7 bb)

                          Preflop: Hero is UTG with T T
                          Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $10, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.50

                          Flop: ($21.50) T 6 Q (2 players)
                          Hero checks, BTN bets $10.21, Hero calls $10.21

                          Turn: ($41.92) 2 (2 players)
                          Hero checks, BTN bets $19.91, Hero raises to $61.32, BTN calls $41.41

                          River: ($164.56) Q (2 players)
                          Hero bets $240.72, BTN calls $118.20

                          Spoiler:
                          Results: $400.96 pot ($3 rake)
                          Final Board: T 6 Q 2 Q
                          Hero showed T T and won $397.96 ($198.23 net)
                          BTN showed A A and lost (-$199.73 net)


                            Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                            SB: $100.50 (100.5 bb)
                            BB: $158.56 (158.6 bb)
                            Hero (MP): $108.29 (108.3 bb)
                            CO: $155.23 (155.2 bb)
                            BTN: $91.93 (91.9 bb)

                            Preflop: Hero is MP with 6 6
                            Hero raises to $2.50, CO calls $2.50, 2 folds, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $8.50, CO folds

                            Flop: ($25) 9 6 T (2 players)
                            BB checks, Hero checks

                            Turn: ($25) 6 (2 players)
                            BB bets $14.01, Hero calls $14.01

                            River: ($53.02) 5 (2 players)
                            BB bets $23.17, Hero raises to $83.28, BB calls $60.11

                            Spoiler:
                            Results: $219.58 pot ($3.00 rake)
                            Final Board: 9 6 T 6 5
                            BB showed K K and lost (-$108.29 net)
                            Hero showed 6 6 and won $216.58 ($108.29 net)


                              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                              SB: $363.67 (181.8 bb)
                              BB: $221.55 (110.8 bb)
                              UTG: $322.31 (161.2 bb)
                              Hero (MP): $205.25 (102.6 bb)
                              CO: $200 (100 bb)
                              BTN: $339.14 (169.6 bb)

                              Preflop: Hero is MP with T T
                              UTG folds, Hero raises to $5, CO folds, BTN calls $5, SB calls $4, BB folds

                              Flop: ($17) 7 T 4 (3 players)
                              SB checks, Hero bets $8.40, BTN calls $8.40, SB calls $8.40

                              Turn: ($42.20) 8 (3 players)
                              SB checks, Hero bets $60, BTN folds, SB calls $60

                              River: ($162.20) 4 (2 players)
                              SB checks, Hero bets $131.85 and is all-in, SB calls $131.85

                              Spoiler:
                              Results: $425.90 pot ($3 rake)
                              Final Board: 7 T 4 8 4
                              SB showed 6 8 and lost (-$205.25 net)
                              Hero showed T T and won $422.90 ($217.65 net)


                                Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
                                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                SB: $106.77 (53.4 bb)
                                BB: $231.85 (115.9 bb)
                                CO: $194 (97 bb)
                                Hero (BTN): $866.56 (433.3 bb)

                                Preflop: Hero is BTN with K K
                                CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, CO calls $14

                                Flop: ($43) 2 2 9 (2 players)
                                CO checks, Hero bets $12.71, CO raises to $32, Hero calls $19.29

                                Turn: ($107) Q (2 players)
                                CO checks, Hero bets $54.60, CO calls $54.60

                                River: ($216.20) 8 (2 players)
                                CO checks, Hero bets $319.16, CO calls $87.40 and is all-in

                                Spoiler:
                                Results: $391 pot ($2 rake)
                                Final Board: 2 2 9 Q 8
                                CO showed 9 K and lost (-$194 net)
                                Hero showed K K and won $389 ($195.00 net)


                                  Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                  SB: $95.31 (47.7 bb)
                                  BB: $235.41 (117.7 bb)
                                  MP: $243.10 (121.6 bb)
                                  Hero (CO): $391.46 (195.7 bb)
                                  BTN: $311 (155.5 bb)

                                  Preflop: Hero is CO with 4 4
                                  MP folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BB calls $3

                                  Flop: ($11) 9 4 8 (2 players)
                                  BB checks, Hero checks

                                  Turn: ($11) 3 (2 players)
                                  BB bets $3.45, Hero raises to $17.16, BB calls $13.71

                                  River: ($45.32) K (2 players)
                                  BB checks, Hero bets $66, BB calls $66

                                  Spoiler:
                                  Results: $177.32 pot ($3 rake)
                                  Final Board: 9 4 8 3 K
                                  BB mucked A 9 and lost (-$88.16 net)
                                  Hero showed 4 4 and won $174.32 ($86.16 net)
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                                  11-30-2017 , 04:38 AM
                                  Some more hands:

                                    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                    SB: $215.65 (107.8 bb)
                                    BB: $200 (100 bb)
                                    Hero (MP): $302.05 (151 bb)
                                    CO: $244.60 (122.3 bb)
                                    BTN: $154.78 (77.4 bb)

                                    Preflop: Hero is MP with ?
                                    Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, BB calls $3

                                    Flop: ($11) 9 3 7 (2 players)
                                    BB checks, Hero checks

                                    Turn: ($11) 4 (2 players)
                                    BB bets $5.54, Hero raises to $16.74, BB calls $11.20

                                    River: ($44.48) K (2 players)
                                    BB checks, Hero bets $63, BB raises to $152.18, Hero raises to $280.31 and is all-in, BB folds

                                    Spoiler:
                                    Results: $348.84 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                    Final Board: 9 3 7 4 K
                                    BB mucked and lost (-$173.92 net)
                                    Hero mucked ? and won $345.84 ($171.92 net)


                                      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                      SB: $54.75 (27.4 bb)
                                      BB: $245.30 (122.7 bb)
                                      UTG: $258.16 (129.1 bb)
                                      MP: $585.09 (292.5 bb)
                                      CO: $378.69 (189.3 bb)
                                      Hero (BTN): $240.56 (120.3 bb)

                                      Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3 J
                                      3 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB folds, BB raises to $16, Hero raises to $47, BB calls $31

                                      Flop: ($95) 3 9 K (2 players)
                                      BB checks, Hero bets $28.52, BB calls $28.52

                                      Turn: ($152.04) J (2 players)
                                      BB checks, Hero bets $165.04 and is all-in, BB calls $165.04

                                      River: ($482.12) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                      Spoiler:
                                      Results: $482.12 pot ($3 rake)
                                      Final Board: 3 9 K J Q
                                      BB showed K A and lost (-$240.56 net)
                                      Hero showed 3 J and won $479.12 ($238.56 net)


                                        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                        Hero (SB): $202.48 (101.2 bb)
                                        BB: $292.62 (146.3 bb)
                                        BTN: $146.91 (73.5 bb)

                                        Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 7
                                        BTN raises to $7, Hero raises to $20, BB folds, BTN calls $13

                                        Flop: ($42) 8 5 2 (2 players)
                                        Hero bets $12.40, BTN raises to $44.80, Hero calls $32.40

                                        Turn: ($131.60) 9 (2 players)
                                        Hero checks, BTN bets $82.11 and is all-in, Hero calls $82.11

                                        River: ($295.82) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                        Spoiler:
                                        Results: $295.82 pot ($2 rake)
                                        Final Board: 8 5 2 9 J
                                        Hero showed 7 7 and won $293.82 ($146.91 net)
                                        BTN showed A 2 and lost (-$146.91 net)


                                          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                          SB: $99 (99 bb)
                                          BB: $105.07 (105.1 bb)
                                          UTG: $70.06 (70.1 bb)
                                          MP: $108.12 (108.1 bb)
                                          Hero (CO): $112.14 (112.1 bb)
                                          BTN: $196.33 (196.3 bb)

                                          Preflop: Hero is CO with 7 8
                                          2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero calls $8.50

                                          Flop: ($23.50) 3 2 9 (2 players)
                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $8.93, Hero calls $8.93

                                          Turn: ($41.36) T (2 players)
                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $15.72, Hero calls $15.72

                                          River: ($72.80) 7 (2 players)
                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $160.68 and is all-in, Hero calls $76.49

                                          Spoiler:
                                          Results: $225.78 pot ($3 rake)
                                          Final Board: 3 2 9 T 7
                                          Hero showed 7 8 and lost (-$112.14 net)
                                          BTN showed T J and won $222.78 ($110.64 net)


                                            Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                            SB: $167.35 (83.7 bb)
                                            BB: $278.30 (139.2 bb)
                                            UTG: $200 (100 bb)
                                            MP: $120.88 (60.4 bb)
                                            Hero (CO): $311.01 (155.5 bb)
                                            BTN: $255.54 (127.8 bb)

                                            Preflop: Hero is CO with Q Q
                                            UTG raises to $6, MP calls $6, Hero raises to $26, 4 folds, MP calls $20

                                            Flop: ($61) 7 2 4 (2 players)
                                            MP bets $94.88 and is all-in, Hero calls $94.88

                                            Turn: ($250.76) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                            River: ($250.76) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                            Spoiler:
                                            Results: $250.76 pot ($3 rake)
                                            Final Board: 7 2 4 T K
                                            MP showed A J and lost (-$120.88 net)
                                            Hero showed Q Q and won $247.76 ($126.88 net)


                                              Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                              SB: $120.30 (120.3 bb)
                                              BB: $148.67 (148.7 bb)
                                              UTG: $135.53 (135.5 bb)
                                              MP: $93.68 (93.7 bb)
                                              Hero (CO): $170.51 (170.5 bb)
                                              BTN: $100 (100 bb)

                                              Preflop: Hero is CO with 2 2
                                              2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN folds, SB raises to $8, BB folds, Hero calls $5.50

                                              Flop: ($17) 2 8 9 (2 players)
                                              SB bets $12, Hero calls $12

                                              Turn: ($41) T (2 players)
                                              SB bets $31, Hero calls $31

                                              River: ($103) 6 (2 players)
                                              SB checks, Hero bets $119.51 and is all-in, SB calls $69.30 and is all-in

                                              Spoiler:
                                              Results: $241.60 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                              Final Board: 2 8 9 T 6
                                              SB showed T T and won $238.60 ($118.30 net)
                                              Hero showed 2 2 and lost (-$120.30 net)


                                                Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                SB: $215.38 (107.7 bb)
                                                BB: $60.42 (30.2 bb)
                                                Hero (MP): $200 (100 bb)
                                                CO: $221.80 (110.9 bb)
                                                BTN: $230.85 (115.4 bb)

                                                Preflop: Hero is MP with 9 T
                                                Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, SB raises to $20, BB folds, Hero calls $15

                                                Flop: ($42) K K 8 (2 players)
                                                SB bets $19.95, Hero calls $19.95

                                                Turn: ($81.90) Q (2 players)
                                                SB bets $58.39, Hero calls $58.39

                                                River: ($198.68) T (2 players)
                                                SB checks, Hero checks

                                                Spoiler:
                                                Results: $198.68 pot ($3 rake)
                                                Final Board: K K 8 Q T
                                                SB showed 7 7 and lost (-$98.34 net)
                                                Hero showed 9 T and won $195.68 ($97.34 net)


                                                  Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                  SB: $511.13 (255.6 bb)
                                                  BB: $203 (101.5 bb)
                                                  UTG: $282.67 (141.3 bb)
                                                  MP: $331.16 (165.6 bb)
                                                  Hero (CO): $200 (100 bb)
                                                  BTN: $41.82 (20.9 bb)

                                                  Preflop: Hero is CO with J A
                                                  UTG raises to $5, MP folds, Hero raises to $20, 3 folds, UTG raises to $55, Hero calls $35

                                                  Flop: ($113) T 4 J (2 players)
                                                  UTG bets $227.67, Hero calls $145 and is all-in

                                                  Turn: ($403) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                                  River: ($403) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                  Spoiler:
                                                  Results: $403 pot ($3 rake)
                                                  Final Board: T 4 J 4 7
                                                  UTG showed K A and won $0.00 (-$200.00 net)
                                                  Hero showed J A and won $400 ($200 net)


                                                    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
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                                                    SB: $278.11 (139.1 bb)
                                                    Hero (BB): $267.58 (133.8 bb)
                                                    CO: $190.64 (95.3 bb)
                                                    BTN: $205.61 (102.8 bb)

                                                    Preflop: Hero is BB with K 9
                                                    2 folds, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

                                                    Flop: ($12) 4 8 K (2 players)
                                                    SB checks, Hero bets $5.93, SB raises to $24.54, Hero calls $18.61

                                                    Turn: ($61.08) 2 (2 players)
                                                    SB bets $44, Hero calls $44

                                                    River: ($149.08) 9 (2 players)
                                                    SB checks, Hero bets $193.04 and is all-in, SB calls $193.04

                                                    Spoiler:
                                                    Results: $535.16 pot ($2 rake)
                                                    Final Board: 4 8 K 2 9
                                                    SB showed K K and won $533.16 ($265.58 net)
                                                    Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$267.58 net)


                                                      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                      SB: $184.70 (92.4 bb)
                                                      Hero (BB): $200 (100 bb)
                                                      MP: $184 (92 bb)
                                                      CO: $210.21 (105.1 bb)
                                                      BTN: $590.69 (295.3 bb)

                                                      Preflop: Hero is BB with K K
                                                      MP raises to $6, CO raises to $18, 2 folds, Hero raises to $49, MP folds, CO calls $31

                                                      Flop: ($105) 3 9 5 (2 players)
                                                      Hero bets $27, CO calls $27

                                                      Turn: ($159) 6 (2 players)
                                                      Hero bets $124 and is all-in, CO calls $124

                                                      River: ($407) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                      Spoiler:
                                                      Results: $407 pot ($3 rake)
                                                      Final Board: 3 9 5 6 4
                                                      Hero showed K K and lost (-$200 net)
                                                      CO showed A Q and won $404 ($204 net)


                                                      bloofs:

                                                        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                        SB: $212 (106 bb)
                                                        BB: $203 (101.5 bb)
                                                        UTG: $211.92 (106 bb)
                                                        MP: $649.74 (324.9 bb)
                                                        Hero (CO): $218.10 (109.1 bb)
                                                        BTN: $106.69 (53.3 bb)

                                                        Preflop: Hero is CO with A Q
                                                        UTG folds, MP raises to $5, Hero raises to $15, 3 folds, MP calls $10

                                                        Flop: ($33) T 9 9 (2 players)
                                                        MP checks, Hero checks

                                                        Turn: ($33) 7 (2 players)
                                                        MP bets $23.51, Hero calls $23.51

                                                        River: ($80.02) J (2 players)
                                                        MP bets $57.77, Hero raises to $179.59, MP folds

                                                        Spoiler:
                                                        Results: $195.56 pot ($3 rake)
                                                        Final Board: T 9 9 7 J
                                                        MP mucked and lost (-$96.28 net)
                                                        Hero mucked A Q and won $192.56 ($96.28 net)


                                                          Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                          SB: $265.96 (133 bb)
                                                          BB: $214.79 (107.4 bb)
                                                          Hero (UTG): $200 (100 bb)
                                                          MP: $184.91 (92.5 bb)
                                                          CO: $200 (100 bb)
                                                          BTN: $317.19 (158.6 bb)

                                                          Preflop: Hero is UTG with A T
                                                          Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, BB calls $3

                                                          Flop: ($11) T 9 Q (2 players)
                                                          BB checks, Hero checks

                                                          Turn: ($11) 4 (2 players)
                                                          BB bets $8.15, Hero calls $8.15

                                                          River: ($27.30) K (2 players)
                                                          BB bets $20.23, Hero raises to $61, BB folds

                                                          Spoiler:
                                                          Results: $67.76 pot ($3 rake)
                                                          Final Board: T 9 Q 4 K
                                                          BB mucked and lost (-$33.38 net)
                                                          Hero mucked A T and won $64.76 ($31.38 net)


                                                            Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                            SB: $134.15 (134.2 bb)
                                                            BB: $210.91 (210.9 bb)
                                                            Hero (UTG): $119.19 (119.2 bb)
                                                            MP: $41.12 (41.1 bb)
                                                            CO: $234.03 (234 bb)
                                                            BTN: $118.51 (118.5 bb)

                                                            Preflop: Hero is UTG with A K
                                                            Hero raises to $2.50, MP calls $2.50, 3 folds, BB calls $1.50

                                                            Flop: ($8) 3 J 6 (3 players)
                                                            BB checks, Hero bets $4.03, MP folds, BB calls $4.03

                                                            Turn: ($16.06) 7 (2 players)
                                                            BB checks, Hero checks

                                                            River: ($16.06) T (2 players)
                                                            BB bets $11.45, Hero raises to $31.67, BB folds

                                                            Spoiler:
                                                            Results: $38.96 pot ($1.95 rake)
                                                            Final Board: 3 J 6 7 T
                                                            BB mucked and lost (-$17.98 net)
                                                            Hero mucked A K and won $37.01 ($19.03 net)


                                                              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                              SB: $261.37 (130.7 bb)
                                                              BB: $160 (80 bb)
                                                              UTG: $267.25 (133.6 bb)
                                                              Hero (MP): $200 (100 bb)
                                                              CO: $203 (101.5 bb)
                                                              BTN: $361.10 (180.6 bb)

                                                              Preflop: Hero is MP with A Q
                                                              UTG folds, Hero raises to $5, 3 folds, BB calls $3

                                                              Flop: ($11) 5 9 9 (2 players)
                                                              BB bets $2, Hero raises to $9.51, BB calls $7.51

                                                              Turn: ($30.02) 5 (2 players)
                                                              BB bets $4, Hero calls $4

                                                              River: ($38.02) 5 (2 players)
                                                              BB bets $6, Hero raises to $181.49 and is all-in, BB folds

                                                              Spoiler:
                                                              Results: $50.02 pot ($2.50 rake)
                                                              Final Board: 5 9 9 5 5
                                                              BB mucked and lost (-$24.51 net)
                                                              Hero mucked A Q and won $47.52 ($23.01 net)


                                                                Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                SB: $200 (100 bb)
                                                                BB: $433.26 (216.6 bb)
                                                                MP: $232.26 (116.1 bb)
                                                                Hero (CO): $220.21 (110.1 bb)
                                                                BTN: $292.42 (146.2 bb)

                                                                Preflop: Hero is CO with 7 5
                                                                MP folds, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $5, SB folds, BB calls $3

                                                                Flop: ($16) 3 8 T (3 players)
                                                                BB checks, Hero bets $7.90, BTN folds, BB calls $7.90

                                                                Turn: ($31.80) 4 (2 players)
                                                                BB checks, Hero checks

                                                                River: ($31.80) 5 (2 players)
                                                                BB bets $10, Hero raises to $36.11, BB folds

                                                                Spoiler:
                                                                Results: $51.80 pot ($2.59 rake)
                                                                Final Board: 3 8 T 4 5
                                                                BB mucked and lost (-$22.90 net)
                                                                Hero mucked 7 5 and won $49.21 ($26.31 net)


                                                                bloof fail:

                                                                  Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                  SB: $200 (100 bb)
                                                                  BB: $234.50 (117.3 bb)
                                                                  MP: $827.92 (414 bb)
                                                                  CO: $399.62 (199.8 bb)
                                                                  Hero (BTN): $200 (100 bb)

                                                                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q T
                                                                  MP folds, CO raises to $5, Hero raises to $15, 2 folds, CO calls $10

                                                                  Flop: ($33) 6 8 K (2 players)
                                                                  CO checks, Hero bets $16.30, CO calls $16.30

                                                                  Turn: ($65.60) 9 (2 players)
                                                                  CO checks, Hero checks

                                                                  River: ($65.60) 8 (2 players)
                                                                  CO bets $16, Hero raises to $65.19, CO calls $49.19

                                                                  Spoiler:
                                                                  Results: $195.98 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                  Final Board: 6 8 K 9 8
                                                                  CO showed K J and won $192.98 ($96.49 net)
                                                                  Hero showed Q T and lost (-$96.49 net)

                                                                  Last edited by fatNsweaty; 11-30-2017 at 04:58 AM.
                                                                  2016 Still fat, extra sweaty Quote
                                                                  12-01-2017 , 02:31 PM
                                                                  Got some heat near the end of November, but it still ended in red. Will try to get in some decent volume for December, and hopefully will run a little better.

                                                                  2016 Still fat, extra sweaty Quote
                                                                  12-12-2017 , 10:46 PM
                                                                  Wanted to finish the year strong, so I've cut back tables to focus more on spots, trying to have only 9 tables max. Having downswings that wipe away all the profit I previously made just kills my motivation at times as shown in graph below. With the holidays just around the corner, I'm not sure how much volume I'll be putting in for the rest of the month.

                                                                  1st half of December:


                                                                  You can never be too careful...

                                                                    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                    SB: $183.22 (91.6 bb)
                                                                    BB: $234.63 (117.3 bb)
                                                                    Hero (BTN): $200 (100 bb)

                                                                    Preflop: Hero is BTN with K 6
                                                                    Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4, BB calls $3

                                                                    Flop: ($15) K K 4 (3 players)
                                                                    SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

                                                                    Turn: ($15) 3 (3 players)
                                                                    SB checks, BB bets $11.26, Hero calls $11.26, SB folds

                                                                    River: ($37.52) 7 (2 players)
                                                                    BB checks, Hero bets $51, BB calls $51

                                                                    Spoiler:
                                                                    Results: $139.52 pot ($2.00 rake)
                                                                    Final Board: K K 4 3 7
                                                                    BB showed 3 3 and won $137.52 ($70.26 net)
                                                                    Hero showed K 6 and lost (-$67.26 net)


                                                                    Vs. regfish, one day I'll hold vs them...

                                                                      Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                      SB: $545.48 (109.1 bb)
                                                                      Hero (BB): $1,003.58 (200.7 bb)
                                                                      MP: $532.44 (106.5 bb)
                                                                      CO: $500 (100 bb)
                                                                      BTN: $669.41 (133.9 bb)

                                                                      Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 2
                                                                      MP folds, CO raises to $12.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.50

                                                                      Flop: ($27.50) 2 K 6 (2 players)
                                                                      Hero checks, CO bets $8.62, Hero raises to $31.17, CO raises to $70, Hero raises to $991.08, CO calls $417.50 and is all-in

                                                                      Turn: ($1,002.50) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                                                      River: ($1,002.50) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                                      Spoiler:
                                                                      Results: $1,002.50 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                      Final Board: 2 K 6 J J
                                                                      Hero showed 6 2 and won $0.00 (-$500.00 net)
                                                                      CO showed A K and won $999.50 ($499.50 net)


                                                                      My favorite hand strikes again:

                                                                        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                        SB: $207.70 (103.9 bb)
                                                                        BB: $552.80 (276.4 bb)
                                                                        MP: $210.78 (105.4 bb)
                                                                        CO: $227.56 (113.8 bb)
                                                                        Hero (BTN): $275.34 (137.7 bb)

                                                                        Preflop: Hero is BTN with T J
                                                                        MP raises to $6, CO folds, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, MP raises to $46, Hero calls $28

                                                                        Flop: ($95) K Q 9 (2 players)
                                                                        MP checks, Hero bets $25, MP calls $25

                                                                        Turn: ($145) A (2 players)
                                                                        MP checks, Hero bets $142, MP calls $139.78 and is all-in

                                                                        River: ($424.56) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                                        Spoiler:
                                                                        Results: $424.56 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                                                        Final Board: K Q 9 A J
                                                                        MP showed A A and lost (-$210.78 net)
                                                                        Hero showed T J and won $421.56 ($210.78 net)


                                                                        Played this hand kinda funky, I was talking to BB the other day while playing either heads up or 3 handed with them and a hand occurred where I took a x/r, x/r line vs them and they folded. I briefly talked to him and mentioned that when I take that line I'm super imbalanced with only nutty hands like 99% of the time. Not sure it makes too much sense to use that line on this board texture, since I mainly would just x/r, b or x/r, x/c.

                                                                          Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                          SB: $527.09 (105.4 bb)
                                                                          Hero (BB): $744.44 (148.9 bb)
                                                                          BTN: $593.50 (118.7 bb)

                                                                          Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 A
                                                                          BTN raises to $12.50, SB folds, Hero calls $7.50

                                                                          Flop: ($27.50) 5 2 7 (2 players)
                                                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $13.58, Hero raises to $41.29, BTN calls $27.71

                                                                          Turn: ($110.08) J (2 players)
                                                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $65, Hero raises to $188.80, BTN calls $123.80

                                                                          River: ($487.68) 3 (2 players)
                                                                          Hero bets $501.85 and is all-in, BTN calls $350.91 and is all-in

                                                                          Spoiler:
                                                                          Results: $1,189.50 pot ($2 rake)
                                                                          Final Board: 5 2 7 J 3
                                                                          Hero showed 2 A and won $1,187.50 ($594 net)
                                                                          BTN showed 5 5 and lost (-$593.50 net)
                                                                          2016 Still fat, extra sweaty Quote
                                                                          12-17-2017 , 05:23 PM
                                                                          December continues to be a swingy month for me, with two ~$5k downswings so far. If I had to guess, I would say that a third of that is spew, the rest runbad. Currently at 41k hands, so volume has been good so far.

                                                                          Wasn't sure whether to fist pump or puke on turn, regardless I'm never folding.

                                                                            Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                            Hero (SB): $1,833.47 (366.7 bb)
                                                                            BB: $500 (100 bb)
                                                                            MP: $1,056.60 (211.3 bb)
                                                                            CO: $531.18 (106.2 bb)
                                                                            BTN: $775.26 (155.1 bb)

                                                                            Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 9
                                                                            MP raises to $12.85, 2 folds, Hero raises to $57.50, BB folds, MP calls $44.65

                                                                            Flop: ($120) 4 2 9 (2 players)
                                                                            Hero bets $63.18, MP calls $63.18

                                                                            Turn: ($246.36) 3 (2 players)
                                                                            Hero bets $197.50, MP raises to $529.89, Hero raises to $1,712.79 and is all-in, MP calls $406.03 and is all-in

                                                                            River: ($2,118.20) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                                                                            Spoiler:
                                                                            Results: $2,118.20 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                            Final Board: 4 2 9 3 A
                                                                            Hero showed 9 9 and lost (-$1,056.60 net)
                                                                            MP showed 5 6 and won $2,115.20 ($1,058.60 net)


                                                                            I have the nutz right?

                                                                              Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                              SB: $912.31 (182.5 bb)
                                                                              BB: $463.56 (92.7 bb)
                                                                              Hero (BTN): $520.54 (104.1 bb)

                                                                              Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7 K
                                                                              Hero raises to $12.50, SB calls $10, BB folds

                                                                              Flop: ($30) 7 7 K (2 players)
                                                                              SB checks, Hero bets $8.84, SB raises to $30, Hero calls $21.16

                                                                              Turn: ($90) 9 (2 players)
                                                                              SB checks, Hero bets $62.50, SB calls $62.50

                                                                              River: ($215) 4 (2 players)
                                                                              SB checks, Hero bets $415.54 and is all-in, SB calls $415.54

                                                                              Spoiler:
                                                                              Results: $1,046.08 pot ($2 rake)
                                                                              Final Board: 7 7 K 9 4
                                                                              SB showed 9 9 and won $1,044.08 ($523.54 net)
                                                                              Hero showed 7 K and lost (-$520.54 net)


                                                                              My most favorite thing about my favorite hand is hitting runner runner nutz.

                                                                                Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
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                                                                                BB: $1,245.40 (249.1 bb)
                                                                                Hero (SB): $1,141.92 (228.4 bb)

                                                                                Preflop: Hero is SB with T J
                                                                                Hero raises to $12.50, BB calls $7.50

                                                                                Flop: ($25) 9 7 2 (2 players)
                                                                                BB checks, Hero bets $15, BB calls $15

                                                                                Turn: ($55) K (2 players)
                                                                                BB checks, Hero bets $37.50, BB raises to $75, Hero calls $37.50

                                                                                River: ($205) Q (2 players)
                                                                                BB bets $115, Hero raises to $549, BB calls $434

                                                                                Spoiler:
                                                                                Results: $1,303 pot ($1 rake)
                                                                                Final Board: 9 7 2 K Q
                                                                                BB mucked 2 2 and lost (-$651.50 net)
                                                                                Hero showed T J and won $1,302 ($650.50 net)


                                                                                  Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                                  SB: $1,047.99 (209.6 bb)
                                                                                  BB: $503.12 (100.6 bb)
                                                                                  Hero (BTN): $886.91 (177.4 bb)

                                                                                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with J T
                                                                                  Hero raises to $12.50, SB raises to $30, BB folds, Hero calls $17.50

                                                                                  Flop: ($65) 3 8 5 (2 players)
                                                                                  SB bets $40, Hero raises to $117.22, SB calls $77.22

                                                                                  Turn: ($299.44) Q (2 players)
                                                                                  SB checks, Hero bets $197.50, SB calls $197.50

                                                                                  River: ($694.44) 9 (2 players)
                                                                                  SB checks, Hero bets $542.19, SB calls $542.19

                                                                                  Spoiler:
                                                                                  Results: $1,778.82 pot ($2.00 rake)
                                                                                  Final Board: 3 8 5 Q 9
                                                                                  SB showed K K and lost (-$886.91 net)
                                                                                  Hero showed J T and won $1,776.82 ($889.91 net)


                                                                                  Spot where I expect to get called pretty light as played.

                                                                                    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                                    SB: $114.63 (57.3 bb)
                                                                                    BB: $112.45 (56.2 bb)
                                                                                    MP: $250.71 (125.4 bb)
                                                                                    CO: $145.83 (72.9 bb)
                                                                                    Hero (BTN): $364.57 (182.3 bb)

                                                                                    Preflop: Hero is BTN with J Q
                                                                                    MP calls $2, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, MP calls $10, CO calls $10

                                                                                    Flop: ($39) 9 5 T (3 players)
                                                                                    MP checks, CO checks, Hero checks

                                                                                    Turn: ($39) 3 (3 players)
                                                                                    MP bets $18, CO folds, Hero calls $18

                                                                                    River: ($75) 3 (2 players)
                                                                                    MP bets $36, Hero raises to $254.88, MP calls $184.71 and is all-in

                                                                                    Spoiler:
                                                                                    Results: $516.42 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                                                                    Final Board: 9 5 T 3 3
                                                                                    MP showed A 9 and lost (-$250.71 net)
                                                                                    Hero showed J Q and won $513.42 ($262.71 net)


                                                                                    How do I hold???

                                                                                      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
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                                                                                      SB: $219 (109.5 bb)
                                                                                      BB: $226.46 (113.2 bb)
                                                                                      CO: $180.01 (90 bb)
                                                                                      Hero (BTN): $383.22 (191.6 bb)

                                                                                      Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3 A
                                                                                      CO raises to $7, Hero calls $7, SB calls $6, BB folds

                                                                                      Flop: ($23) 4 2 5 (3 players)
                                                                                      SB checks, CO bets $10, Hero raises to $37, SB calls $37, CO raises to $173.01 and is all-in, Hero raises to $309.02, SB calls $175 and is all-in

                                                                                      Turn: ($620.01) 2 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
                                                                                      River: ($620.01) 8 (3 players, 2 are all-in)

                                                                                      Spoiler:
                                                                                      Results: $620.01 pot ($2 rake)
                                                                                      Final Board: 4 2 5 2 8
                                                                                      SB showed 4 K and lost (-$219 net)
                                                                                      CO showed 7 6 and lost (-$180.01 net)
                                                                                      Hero showed 3 A and won $618.01 ($399.01 net)
                                                                                      2016 Still fat, extra sweaty Quote
                                                                                      12-24-2017 , 12:04 PM
                                                                                      Still pushing hard this month, and I reached the $10k mark the other day. I just wrapped up a 15 hour session, with some breaks in between as games were too good to quit.

                                                                                      vs sun running bad reg, was quite triggered when I saw their hand.

                                                                                        Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                                                        SB: $187.50 (37.5 bb)
                                                                                        BB: $720.80 (144.2 bb)
                                                                                        Hero (MP): $1,044.86 (209 bb)
                                                                                        CO: $686.75 (137.4 bb)
                                                                                        BTN: $672.50 (134.5 bb)

                                                                                        Preflop: Hero is MP with Q Q
                                                                                        Hero raises to $12.50, CO raises to $45, 2 folds, BB raises to $130, Hero calls $117.50, CO calls $85

                                                                                        Flop: ($392.50) 9 7 Q (3 players)
                                                                                        BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

                                                                                        Turn: ($392.50) 8 (3 players)
                                                                                        BB bets $189, Hero calls $189, CO folds

                                                                                        River: ($770.50) T (2 players)
                                                                                        BB bets $401.80 and is all-in, Hero calls $401.80

                                                                                        Spoiler:
                                                                                        Results: $1,574.10 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                                        Final Board: 9 7 Q 8 T
                                                                                        BB showed J 3 and won $1,571.10 ($850.30 net)
                                                                                        Hero showed Q Q and lost (-$720.80 net)


                                                                                        vs the worst reg on stars, I hit and ran them, felt sooo gud.

                                                                                          Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
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                                                                                          SB: $503.54 (100.7 bb)
                                                                                          BB: $1,199.96 (240 bb)
                                                                                          CO: $1,651.63 (330.3 bb)
                                                                                          Hero (BTN): $857.27 (171.5 bb)

                                                                                          Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 7
                                                                                          CO raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $37.50, SB raises to $98.90, 2 folds, Hero calls $61.40

                                                                                          Flop: ($215.30) 5 7 5 (2 players)
                                                                                          SB bets $60, Hero calls $60

                                                                                          Turn: ($335.30) 4 (2 players)
                                                                                          SB checks, Hero bets $47.50, SB raises to $344.64, Hero calls $297.14

                                                                                          River: ($1,024.58) J (2 players)

                                                                                          Spoiler:
                                                                                          Results: $1,024.58 pot ($2.00 rake)
                                                                                          Final Board: 5 7 5 4 J
                                                                                          SB showed A A and lost (-$503.54 net)
                                                                                          Hero showed 8 7 and won $1,022.58 ($519.04 net)


                                                                                          Degenned again and played some 1knl today...

                                                                                            Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                                                            SB: $1,005 (100.5 bb)
                                                                                            BB: $1,007.75 (100.8 bb)
                                                                                            UTG: $1,719.13 (171.9 bb)
                                                                                            MP: $1,020 (102 bb)
                                                                                            Hero (CO): $1,255.81 (125.6 bb)
                                                                                            BTN: $896.96 (89.7 bb)

                                                                                            Preflop: Hero is CO with Q A
                                                                                            2 folds, Hero raises to $25, BTN calls $25, SB folds, BB calls $15

                                                                                            Flop: ($80) 2 2 J (3 players)
                                                                                            BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $38.50, BB folds, Hero calls $38.50

                                                                                            Turn: ($157) T (2 players)
                                                                                            Hero checks, BTN bets $77, Hero raises to $250, BTN calls $173

                                                                                            River: ($657) 6 (2 players)
                                                                                            Hero bets $654, BTN folds

                                                                                            Spoiler:
                                                                                            Results: $657 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                                            Final Board: 2 2 J T 6
                                                                                            Hero mucked Q A and won $654 ($340.50 net)
                                                                                            BTN mucked and lost (-$313.50 net)


                                                                                            Nutty nut turn.

                                                                                              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                                              SB: $202.75 (101.4 bb)
                                                                                              BB: $749.97 (375 bb)
                                                                                              Hero (BTN): $862.57 (431.3 bb)

                                                                                              Preflop: Hero is BTN with A 5
                                                                                              Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4, BB calls $3

                                                                                              Flop: ($15) 3 A 4 (3 players)
                                                                                              SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $5, SB raises to $17.13, BB folds, Hero calls $12.13

                                                                                              Turn: ($49.26) 2 (2 players)
                                                                                              SB bets $31.51, Hero raises to $840.44 and is all-in, SB calls $149.11 and is all-in

                                                                                              River: ($410.50) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                                                                                              Spoiler:
                                                                                              Results: $410.50 pot ($2 rake)
                                                                                              Final Board: 3 A 4 2 J
                                                                                              SB showed A 3 and lost (-$202.75 net)
                                                                                              Hero showed A 5 and won $408.50 ($205.75 net)


                                                                                              J high good?

                                                                                                Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                                                                                SB: $203.86 (203.9 bb)
                                                                                                BB: $100 (100 bb)
                                                                                                UTG: $86.31 (86.3 bb)
                                                                                                MP: $102.50 (102.5 bb)
                                                                                                CO: $94.79 (94.8 bb)
                                                                                                Hero (BTN): $100 (100 bb)

                                                                                                Preflop: Hero is BTN with T J
                                                                                                3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB raises to $9, BB folds, Hero calls $6.50

                                                                                                Flop: ($19) 2 4 5 (2 players)
                                                                                                SB bets $9.57, Hero raises to $29.65, SB raises to $100, Hero calls $61.35 and is all-in

                                                                                                Turn: ($201) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                                                                                River: ($201) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                                                                Spoiler:
                                                                                                Results: $201 pot ($3 rake)
                                                                                                Final Board: 2 4 5 6 2
                                                                                                SB showed 8 9 and lost (-$100 net)
                                                                                                Hero showed T J and won $198 ($98 net)


                                                                                                5nl confirmed ez game.

                                                                                                  Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                                                                  SB: $7.10 (142 bb)
                                                                                                  Hero (BB): $5.01 (100.2 bb)
                                                                                                  BTN: $2.65 (53 bb)

                                                                                                  Preflop: Hero is BB with A 2
                                                                                                  BTN raises to $0.15, SB calls $0.13, Hero raises to $5.01 and is all-in, BTN calls $2.50 and is all-in, SB folds

                                                                                                  Flop: ($5.45) 9 Q 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
                                                                                                  Turn: ($5.45) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
                                                                                                  River: ($5.45) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                                                                                                  Spoiler:
                                                                                                  Results: $5.45 pot ($0.27 rake)
                                                                                                  Final Board: 9 Q 4 J J
                                                                                                  Hero showed A 2 and won $5.18 ($2.53 net)
                                                                                                  BTN showed 8 6 and lost (-$2.65 net)
                                                                                                  2016 Still fat, extra sweaty Quote

                                                                                                        
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