So, I'm back, and stars must've noticed it too, cause they instantly turned on the doomswitch.

So I start, and within 5 minutes i'm on mad monkey tilt cuz of running bad and stroke-inducingly bad internet connection. Kept folding 10's and JJ and stuff like that when it gets folded to me otb, and I get handss where I sit at the table, put up my blinds, only to get no clickable button and invisible whole cards. and then when I try to close the client, it doesn't respond cuz I got no connection to the server. Good times.

Dumb mistake from me to play when not being ready to do so, but I usually struggle to get a lot of volume, so I guess i'm gonna have to get my head straight to improve my volume and not go on a big downswong in the process. But then again, I always find it hard to guess how much I lost bc I had no idea what I was doing and how much because I ran terrible once again.

March graph

Imma ramp up the volume in April

April didn't start too good, played okay I think, but ran bad in a lot of spots and if I hadn't sucked out on AA in a totally standard spot vs a donk, it woulhttp://twoplustwostore.com/d've been worse. Made 1 inbluffraise w 1010 a 3bpot on the river on JJ876 where villain checked flop after 3betting and then fires turn and river. Think that villain has the overpair so often and whilst I can have a J a decent amount of the time. He had the JTs to have me dead obviously



Don't really know how to post hand histories from HEM2, everything is unnecessarily complicated compared to PT4, pretty tilting

Pretty happy with today. First I had a long day at the uni, and I was pretty tired from that, so I'm pretty happy I played for an hour and played ok too. I also finally figured out how to use HEM2, so I can finally post all the beats I whine about.



Not sure about this hand, pre is normal, flop a royal fd, but maybe I should check, cause I feel this board crushes his range super hard, but then I have crazy equity and he won't have too many 2p combo's, cuz most of these prolly call pre. Turn I ship, internet goes away, internet comes back, he's called and shows AQ, river bricks naturally, cuz rivers always brick when I have a draw.

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Poker Stars)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, April 02, 03:46:35 ET 2015
Table Hydra 7 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ( $25.25 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 2.6, Hands: 2928
Seat 2: Player2 ( $35.16 USD ) - VPIP: 24, PFR: 24, 3B: 50, AF: 1.0, Hands: 17
Seat 3: Player3 ( $14.12 USD ) - VPIP: 33, PFR: 20, 3B: 29, AF: 0.3, Hands: 15
Seat 4: Player4 ( $3.78 USD ) - VPIP: 33, PFR: 17, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 6
Seat 5: Player5 ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 7
Seat 6: Player6 ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 13, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 8
Player2 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Player3 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Kh Ah ]
Player4 folds
Player5 folds
Player6 folds
Hero raises [$0.50 USD]
Player2 raises [$1.65 USD]
Player3 folds
Hero raises [$3.60 USD]
Player2 calls [$2.35 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 9d, Qh ]
Player2 checks
Hero bets [$4.60 USD]
Player2 calls [$4.60 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
Player2 checks
Hero bets [$16.55 USD]
Player2 calls [$16.55 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
Player2 shows [Qs, Ad ]
Hero shows [Kh, Ah ]
Player2 wins $48.75 USD from main pot


Bluffraise river into top of range in 3b pot. May be bad, may be good, but I actually thought the hand through and pulled the trigger, so that can't be too bad.

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Poker Stars)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, April 01, 11:40:14 ET 2015
Table Hydra (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $43.89 USD ) - VPIP: 25, PFR: 20, 3B: 7, AF: 4.0, Hands: 44
Seat 2: Player2 ( $29.07 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 20, 3B: 7, AF: 4.7, Hands: 125
Seat 3: Player3 ( $29.63 USD ) - VPIP: 19, PFR: 14, 3B: 11, AF: 4.5, Hands: 63
Seat 4: Player4 ( $64.44 USD ) - VPIP: 17, PFR: 13, 3B: 8, AF: 1.7, Hands: 83
Seat 5: Player5 ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 19, 3B: 11, AF: 0.0, Hands: 26
Seat 6: Hero ( $30.87 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 2.6, Hands: 2928
Player2 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Player3 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Td Th ]
Player4 folds
Player5 folds
Hero raises [$0.60 USD]
Player1 folds
Player2 raises [$1.95 USD]
Player3 folds
Hero calls [$1.45 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, Jc, Jd ]
Player2 checks
Hero checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
Player2 bets [$2.28 USD]
Hero calls [$2.28 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
Player2 bets [$4.68 USD]
Hero raises [$13.00 USD]
Player2 calls [$8.32 USD]
Hero shows [Td, Th ]
Player2 shows [Ts, Js ]
Player2 wins $33.34 USD from main pot

This hand really sucked, I had no time bank due to internet issues, so when I was sizing my bet I checked. After that the hand doesn't make any sense cause I'm in a spot where I'm never in. I'm underrepped, but I've yet to see people make bluffs like this

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Poker Stars)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, April 02, 03:56:52 ET 2015
Table Hydra 8 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $25.35 USD ) - VPIP: 12, PFR: 12, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 52
Seat 2: Player2 ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 21, PFR: 9, 3B: 0, AF: 1.0, Hands: 33
Seat 3: Hero ( $26.45 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 2.6, Hands: 2928
Seat 4: Player4 ( $72.81 USD ) - VPIP: 17, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 18
Seat 5: Player5 ( $25.25 USD ) - VPIP: 38, PFR: 31, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 13
Seat 6: Player6 ( $25.10 USD ) - VPIP: 50, PFR: 50, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 8
Player2 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Hero posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Ah As ]
Player4 folds
Player5 raises [$0.65 USD]
Player6 folds
Player1 folds
Player2 folds
Hero raises [$1.85 USD]
Player5 calls [$1.45 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jd, 7h, 9h ]
Hero checks
Player5 bets [$2.67 USD]
Hero calls [$2.67 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
Hero checks
Player5 bets [$5.98 USD]
Hero calls [$5.98 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
Hero checks
Player5 bets [$14.50 USD]
Hero folds
Player5 wins $14.50 USD
Player5 wins $20.63 USD from main pot

I did however, manage to stack a bunch of idiots today, which is good.

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Poker Stars)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, April 02, 04:05:12 ET 2015
Table Hydra 7 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $26.13 USD ) - VPIP: 15, PFR: 5, 3B: 0, AF: 4.0, Hands: 41
Seat 2: Player2 ( $26.65 USD ) - VPIP: 11, PFR: 11, 3B: 8, AF: 0.0, Hands: 27
Seat 3: Player3 ( $32.04 USD ) - VPIP: 33, PFR: 27, 3B: 9, AF: 3.0, Hands: 33
Seat 4: Hero ( $55.58 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 2.6, Hands: 2928
Seat 5: Player5 ( $40.89 USD ) - VPIP: 17, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 24
Seat 6: Player6 ( $13.34 USD ) - VPIP: 10, PFR: 7, 3B: 9, AF: 0.3, Hands: 41
Player2 posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Player3 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ 3c 3h ]
Hero raises [$0.75 USD]
Player5 folds
Player6 calls [$0.75 USD]
Player1 folds
Player2 folds
Player3 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Jd, 5d ]
Hero bets [$1.40 USD]
Player6 calls [$1.40 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
Hero bets [$3.33 USD]
Player6 raises [$11.19 USD]
Hero calls [$7.86 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
Hero shows [3c, 3h ]
Player6 shows [8h, 8d ]
Hero wins $25.81 USD from main pot


Tomorrow I don't have to be at uni, so I'm looking forward to a long weekend at home, chilling out a bit, playing a bit of pokerz, and maybe do some other stuff.

From tuesday onwards I can finally, 12 weeks after my surgery, start to walk normally again. It will be a while before I can play sports again, but right now it would be great to be able to get out of bed and go to a ****ing bathroom without putting on a walker, using crutches or just hopping everytime time.

I'll just throw this in here

***** Hand History for Game 1111111111 ***** (Poker Stars)
$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 04, 05:32:59 ET 2015
Table Hydra 3 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Player1 ( $65.55 USD ) - VPIP: 16, PFR: 10, 3B: 11, AF: 1.3, Hands: 63
Seat 2: Hero ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 23, PFR: 18, 3B: 6, AF: 2.9, Hands: 3963
Seat 3: Player3 ( $51.40 USD ) - VPIP: 28, PFR: 21, 3B: 0, AF: 0.7, Hands: 29
Seat 4: Player4 ( $39.36 USD ) - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 4
Seat 5: Player5 ( $25.00 USD ) - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 7
Seat 6: Player6 ( $31.19 USD ) - VPIP: 14, PFR: 14, 3B: 20, AF: 0.0, Hands: 14
Hero posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
Player3 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Qc Qd ]
Player4 folds
Player5 folds
Player6 folds
Player1 raises [$0.60 USD]
Hero raises [$2.00 USD]
Player3 calls [$1.85 USD]
Player1 calls [$1.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 3h, Ac ]
Hero bets [$3.10 USD]
Player3 calls [$3.10 USD]
Player1 calls [$3.10 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
Hero bets [$7.00 USD]
Player3 calls [$7.00 USD]
Player1 calls [$7.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
Hero bets [$12.80 USD]
Player3 calls [$12.80 USD]
Player1 raises [$53.35 USD]
Player3 calls [$26.40 USD]
Player1 wins $14.15 USD
Player1 shows [3c, 3d ]
Player3 shows [Ah, Qh ]
Player1 wins $52.80 USD from main pot
Hero shows [Qc, Qd ]
Player1 wins $73.00 USD from main pot

****

Played multiple sessions today. Ran terrible at the start and then ok to win most of the money back. Also played sports for the first time again since my surgery in january. Gonna play some more the rest of the weekend

Played again today after not playing during the week. Lost 20 bucks, all under ev.

Graph for the month



Gonna aim for 30k hands/goldstar and winning money this month. Also gonna put some more effort into my game

First time I played a serious session this week, I stopped running bad and starting getting ****ed over by the deck in 90% of pots that mattered. Hard to play a lot of volume when I don't enjoy the game and when I run like this I don't enjoy playing.

Forum is acting weird on my laptop, so I can't post todays graph. Lost $250 today.

Oh well, here it is