Just kidding.

Poker background:
I have played poker since summer 2011. Most of my play has been in live $1/$2 cash games. I have also played some live $2/$5, and online steaks from $0.02/$0.04 to $2/$4.

I do not have my records on me at the moment, but I am probably up approximately $11k from poker lifetime.

2015 Poker Goals:
[ ] Play 500 hours of poker (live or online)
[ ] $5,000 profit


I have a full-time job that is very time consuming, and a girlfriend that I live with, so playing time is limited.

My play will be mostly online at New Jersey poker sites (probably WSOP.com because I like their software much better than Borgata/Party).

This thread will not be super exciting. Now, let's get that ten million.

Note: In 2014 I played a decent amount in January and February, and then took an extended break from playing any poker. I will post a garph from that period when I get home.

Forgot:

I will start at NL50 with a bankroll of $1,000.

I will move up when I have 20 buyins for the next level.
I will move down when I have less than 15 buyins for the current level.
I will start out playing 2-4 tables depending on how comfortable I feel multi-tabling (since I haven't played in a while).
I will slowly increase to hopefully playing 6 tables.