I don’t even know where to start. I’m so hungover I don’t even know how I got through the first message, but sleeping is impossible so yeh... i just threw up about 4 million times. At least I bought 4 bottles of moét and was the ****ing king as usual yesterday, so **** you stars. I do perfectly fine on 100ff on party + ipoker, but my dreams of becoming the best on high stakes died with my stars acc(s). So now I just play to get drunk tbh, I guess it sounds pretty sad, but honestly 2018 has so far been one of the best of my life.
I’m kinda struggling right now... I mean after my 300k hand months in November where I made over $30k I’ve not really played much, and basically been drunk, ehm... every day? I mean maybe like 5 days sober, but yeah... I was finally able to move out from my parents again 2 months ago and until Thursday last week I basically hadn’t been sober. Number one symptom of alcohol withdrawal is insomnia, soeeeh yeah, I need to drink myself to sleep if I want to sleep. I was gonna go cold turkey and just force myself through it despite alcohol wd is actually the only wd you can die from and has as high lethal rate as 1-2%...
Obviously starting sobriety on a Thursday, especially on the week of Masters(biggest golf tourney <3 reed), is a terrible idea, so I was sober thu+fri and didn’t sleep a minute. Like I’ve said before I have a decent mensa IQ, and despite my 12 years of drunkenness I can speed-read. I never really use it fully as I only read in bed to unwind after grind to fall asleep, and speed-reading requires me to actually use my brain. So normally I just read my normal pace. Being insomniac with alcohol wd means your brain is hyper wired and you can’t relax, so night to Sat I spent like 5 hours in bed. 3 of them just trying to sleep or just «resting my eyes» as I knew I’d go out Sat. The other 2 reading. I read 1 1/2 ****ing 600 page books. **** me. How is that gonna help me sleep? I remember every sentence, I mean I was sober....
Saturday I went out to copy my keys that I lost the week before for the 43rd time... obviously everything was closed so I ended up just drinking in my united shirt from noon till 6 am. Life is good when you comeback from 2-0 at ht vs city, eh? It does get «slightly» cold in just a shirt and shorts at nightime though!! Oh, and the sickness on the woman front this year will take no end. I mean, I don’t like to brag... hahahahha of course I do. We all know how big of an arrogant d1ck I am. Anyways. It ****ing really works with the women... and I don’t mean oh I got laid once, I mean it really really really works. I’ve never really had «problems» getting women, but after stars banned me I’ve gone full on idgaf, so getting laid every night isn’t an issue if I wanted to. Somehow I’m not the one night stand type though, I’m the add on fb and text a million times drunk. Or meet for dinner/drinks then hook up. Anywho, I met this dude in the bar while watching United. He said he was going to a party at some hostel. Hostel?????????? Yes. I’ve never lived or been in a hostel and I consider everyone that stays there pond life. Anywho, he showed me pics of the grills on fb, so after 24 vodka redbulls I very reluctantly agreed.
The party was just insane. First of all, how do people actually live like that for more than 1 night? Second, there was about 15 women, 5 of which I would call 7 or higher. The amount of women caused a problem, because I didn’t know «where to invest», so I kinda ended up like the idiot I’ve always been and rather talking to the guys. Anywho, 7 of us left in a bit taxi to go out. I’m sitting next to 1 grill with another right in front of us and then they just say (and I’m not kidding); «we both want to **** you, but we are best friends so you have to chose»!!! Just super casually in the ****ing taxi.... obviously I’m still a d1ck or machine or whatever. I’ve just started referring to myself in 3rd person as the king or the great as I share the name with one. So I asked how about both? They say no they don’t do threesomes. ****, so I guess I do run bad sometimes? Not really... anywho, one of them wasn’t a girl I’d sleep with sober, the other was pretty, so I kinda chose her by buying her a drink and sitting next to + talking to her once we hit town.
She starts talking about just going home to mine, then some always coked up drunk ****ing Swede that always tries to cock block me even though we are «friends» when together walks up. He is just pissed a girl he had been trying to get with for a year randomly came up to me and wanted to hook up. So yeah, he comes over «hey king, every night with a different beautiful grill eh?». Omg. First of all, not really true, second, I had just spent all night convincing her I don’t sleep with everyone(which is true). She wasn’t impressed, and he even managed to ask if she was a nationality that made her so angry she told me to go tell him **** you. After that we just danced ‘till like 6.. i gave up getting her home at about 3. The other girl + another one was still interested but like I mentioned, I don’t really care about sex just to do it, so I ended up on my own. Also no new key, no sobriety, and rip my dietting, so I failed at all!
Ait, if this is not the forum for posts like this I can go write in my notes tab or keep spamming my friends on fb! If you like them though, there will be a lot more, and worse :/ now literally no idea what to do. Monday noon. Too hungover/tired to play, too inomniac to sleep. Workout not ****ing happening. Never watched tv in bed in my entire life as I think people that do are stupid/fat/lazy idiots and that it’s a terrible habit, but I might actually have to find my laptop and watch some greys anatomy or something