I was just fired from my staking deal :’( It was actually my brother who fired me. Our conversation went like this:

My brother: I’m sorry, I fought hard in your corner, but my partners are forcing me to take away your $6000 staking deal...

Me: Lol. That’s fair enough.

My brother: ... We added up your wins and losses over all 3 months. You’ve made around $200 an hour profit...

Me: That’s great!!

My brother: Yeah, but on average you only played 15 minutes a day.

Me: Lol, imaginary numbers on a screen no longer hold value to me. And anyway, I still have £200 of your money on IPoker, I’ll just build that up...

That conversation happened last week. I already played 10k hands (which is amazing for me) and I have £300 now which is on target. You can see how much I expect to win by looking at this accurate diagram I drew:



https://ibb.co/bstM5t4

I happily invite you all to come play with me! My screen-name is yaduula. If any of you are nice people with families etc, I would definitely advise you to stay away. To all those who post on the theory forum, you guys should definitely come see me at the tables!

I’m probably the best 6 max cash player in the world, but I don’t play much, and sometimes I do really stupid things lol. I lean over that fine line between genius and insanity. I’m a purely exploitative player. Instead of studying using solvers, i spend my days deep in meditation as I ponder the inner workings of the mind.

I’ll update this thread with proper hm graphs every 10k hands or so. I’m not going to post here very much, but I’m building a stack so I might as well keep you guys in on the action!

Wish me luck!!