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how old are you and rapi?

Wtf is wrong with you?

for starters Im gonna say the crosses

Let me upload some HH I just played that you will never understand or attempt in your miserable 10z struggling rec-grinder life:

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 125.11 BB
SB: 103.43 BB
Hero (BB): 313.85 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 59.43 BB
CO: 100.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4 7

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) 2 5 8
SB bets 1.88 BB, Hero raises to 6 BB, SB raises to 18.39 BB, Hero calls 12.39 BB

Turn: (42.78 BB, 2 players) 3
SB bets 13.67 BB, Hero calls 13.67 BB

River: (70.11 BB, 2 players) 4
SB bets 68.38 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 68.38 BB

SB shows T 7 (High Card, Ten)
(Pre 68%, Flop 71%, Turn 75%)
Hero shows 4 7 (One Pair, Fours)
(Pre 32%, Flop 29%, Turn 25%)
Hero wins 205.49 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 119.18 BB
SB: 110.51 BB
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 173.81 BB
CO: 97.8 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A 9

fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.53 BB, fold, Hero calls 1.53 BB

Flop: (5.56 BB, 2 players) 6 J 6
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (5.56 BB, 2 players) 9
Hero bets 3.52 BB, BTN calls 3.52 BB

River: (12.6 BB, 2 players) 6
Hero bets 7 BB, BTN calls 7 BB

Hero shows A 9 (Full House, Sixes full of Nines)
(Pre 57%, Flop 73%, Turn 68%)
BTN mucks T Q (Three of a Kind, Sixes)
(Pre 43%, Flop 27%, Turn 32%)
Hero wins 25.27 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 181.16 BB
SB: 121.43 BB
Hero (BB): 118.69 BB
UTG: 212.55 BB
MP: 106.33 BB
CO: 112.51 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 5 7

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 4 BB, SB calls 3 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 2 players) K Q 6
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (8 BB, 2 players) Q
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (8 BB, 2 players) Q
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows A 2 (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 56%, Flop 85%, Turn 100%)
Hero mucks 5 7 (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 44%, Flop 15%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 7.6 BB

On your bike to Russia, micro-peasant. Go eat some more of mama's pasta.

Playing like a demi-god atm came back from my mid-long'ish break with the right mindset it seems. Too bad, it seems like I need psychostimulants to own every ******ed 200z reg (well by definiton the weak pool of 200z is almost only **** regs, so no need for the expression). When I'm sober I play 2-3 hands, flat KJo in the BB vs Olhjo 14% MP RFI and miss the flop and go - oh well, I'm done. Yawn.

Whereas when I'm on stimz I take 2:00 timebank to decide whether to 3bet A8dd in the MP vs UTG and check 47347863478 stats on villain's huds to help me decide with the assistance of several statistics.

Also, my 1m hands/year goal is achievable given that I spend sleepless nights and put on 10 hour+ sessions.

But the downside to stimz, as announced by my medical team ~1.5 months ago, is that my blood pressure is so high (been using amps and coke for roughly a year everyday) that I'm at serious risk of stroke despite my young age. I'm scheduled to see my hospital's general doctor to treat this problem of mine, but for now I'm putting my life at risk but I can't stop speed, it's my DoC and I love it. Idc about weed/hasch/mdma w.e anymore since I started speed again. What I like the most about that substance is the massive increase in motivation. It works on the part of your brain responsible for that, and once the high comes in rushing you definitely feel euphoric and motivated. And cognitive skills +++

As i said. Wtf is wrong with you?
Attention sucker

this thread really confuses me. i have no idea wtf is going.

I hope you’re not causing poor Binxie any undue stress with your speed benders. Cats like a more relaxed pace of life.

My cat is 16 and I have to inject 100ml’s under his skin every other day to keep him hydrated because his kidneys aren’t working correctly. Otherwise he gets so constipated I can feel that he’s heavier when I pick him up. I’ve been trying to massage the poop in his intestines to break it up, to no avail

Fold KJo pre in the BB to nits, watch your red line go down and your $$$ go up

Then maybe your busto ass can get pio pro. And maybe buy it for rapid too and win his friendship back

Speed wasn’t that hard to quit for me, but towards the end I was staying up for days and regularly hitting psychosis. I miss the crazy sex benders sometimes but sure don’t miss the bad stuff

GLGL to u....and to binxie

meh I don't think KJo is a fold pre against 14% RFI unless it's a 3x open

Um, how is that count for 1M hands going ?

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 59.24 BB
SB: 266.39 BB
BB: 363.44 BB
Hero (UTG): 282.94 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 109.71 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J 9

Hero raises to 2.5 BB, MP raises to 8 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 22 BB, MP calls 14 BB

Flop: (45.5 BB, 2 players) 9 5 4
Hero bets 11 BB, MP calls 11 BB

Turn: (67.5 BB, 2 players) J
Hero bets 249.94 BB and is all-in, MP calls 67 BB and is all-in

River: (201.5 BB, 2 players) 3

Hero shows J 9 (Two Pair, Jacks and Nines)
(Pre 62%, Flop 29%, Turn 91%)
MP shows 5 4 (Two Pair, Fives and Fours)
(Pre 38%, Flop 71%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins 200.13 BB


Tricky reg is tricky! Did he play any street right? lol
PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 190.87 BB
SB: 100.5 BB
Hero (BB): 373.72 BB
UTG: 100.18 BB
MP: 137.23 BB
CO: 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T 4

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, SB calls 6 BB

Flop: (18 BB, 2 players) 5 K T
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (18 BB, 2 players) K
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (18 BB, 2 players) J
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows K 5 (Full House, Kings full of Fives)
(Pre 61%, Flop 91%, Turn 100%)
Hero mucks T 4 (Two Pair, Kings and Tens)
(Pre 39%, Flop 9%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 17.1 BB


this one is vs a 19/14 nit. fine? how do you guys play this one if we decide to go for a xr OTF?
PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 104.67 BB
SB: 67.5 BB
BB: 115.69 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 150.24 BB
Hero (CO): 138.85 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A K

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) K 8 7
Hero checks, BTN bets 3.09 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, BTN calls 6.91 BB

Turn: (26.5 BB, 2 players) T
Hero bets 15 BB, BTN calls 15 BB

River: (56.5 BB, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, BTN bets 77.17 BB and is all-in, fold

BTN wins 55.13 BB


how do you guys play this vs reg?
PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
SB: 53.48 BB
BB: 324.94 BB
UTG: 100.79 BB
MP: 112 BB
Hero (CO): 114.35 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q A

fold, MP raises to 2.7 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, fold, fold, MP raises to 25.5 BB, Hero calls 16.5 BB

Flop: (52.5 BB, 2 players) 7 3 6
MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: (52.5 BB, 2 players) 6
MP bets 30 BB, Hero calls 30 BB

River: (112.5 BB, 2 players) 6
MP bets 56.5 BB and is all-in, fold

MP wins 111.13 BB

Don't listen to the haters, Finland. Everything that you're doing is completely normal, as are all the drugs that you're taking.

Good luck with the 1m goal, just don't forget to feed the pets.

This hand is so ****ing satisfying. Session ender and heart failure % increaser > : - P



^_^

played 5k hands throughout the night, and am pleased to not have seen welshgaz at the tables. Hope he caught cancer and is in terminal phase hahahahahahahahaha xdxd

Typical baebba 1 pot vs him and down ~50$. He reps quads by the river, but it's baebba, so I have to fold. Ofc.

Hey man cheers, was replying to you and my Moba game started and I forgot to post it. Just wanted to say <3<3<3 all this dedication and commitment on your part towards your cat makes me really warm and happy. If I lost either my cat or dog, I would go insane and probably would consider shooting myself. I'm very dependent affectively, with humans too but animals are a wonder and I grew super attached to both my dog and cat fast and I still am today. When I feel bad I take my cat and give him a long hug. Rose my chihuahua has always slept in my bed glued to me since day 1 I had her. Same for Binx, except when I got Rose, he stopped sleeping in my bed for 3-4 days but after he started doing it again and I'm really happy.

I actually cried the first days that Binx my cat stopped sleeping in my bed, I was scared that he'd remain more independant because of the dog. But in the end it was nothing, Binx just needed a small adaptation period and accept that I -not share- but rather *multiply!* my love with a 2nd animal.



The only drug I don't do is alcohol lol. I have like 2k$ worth of dope in my stash, including 8 ounces of AAA weed and like 40-50g of mdma (which is about 500+ pills I guess, roughly). Not proud of this, just thought I'd share it because it's extreme lol

The thing I like about you is your confidence in your ability to be a better player vs majority of the player pool which is probably true.
The drugs are probably helping you be a better player because of the increase energy and better mental focus( not sure how good they are long-term).
BUT other than that I think you are lonely person who has very big mental issues which is obvious reading your posts.
Actually everybody has issues in one way or another, but you feel the need to show the world your " importance" and why you are a better poker player, but most likely a trash person.

And you are a god that you can rate people as "trash" or "no trash"?
You sound very smart - congratulation! Everyone wants to be like you! Hahaha
Nice how the real freaks dare to write sick comments in anonymous forums - if you would meet Finland22 in the real world you would probably cry and run. Loser in the real world - brave in forums!!!! I love such ridicolous creatures!!!

Actually you're comment is ridicolous defending a trash human being.
I would probably ignore finland22 in real life because of his trash human nature.
The fact that he has tatoos on his face shows a lot of inner problems that he has.
The fact that he attacks rapidesh for being a weak regular and talking about his life makes him a trash human being.
This is a forum to post results and general ideas and not attack people, but if he attacks first other people for no good reason it gives me the right to attack him and comment on his human nature, although I think he is a good player based on his results

This post is the pinnacle of hypocrisy.

love reading this, go finland!

AAAaHHHHH, true PG&C threadaments.

You are trash
No, you are
No Op is and you are
No Op is, the world is and you are

Exactly what I said. A person who evaluates people because of how they look like. A lot of prejudices - wonder who the real trash is?
Poor person - you need help!
People like you is it who make the world a bad place.

Those tattoo's are clearly not just a fashion statement.
They're provacative and serve to spawn certain prejudices about the person wearing them, and people who have them are fully aware of this.

Wow - how much narrow-minded people are in this forum?

Go to church every sunday, wear your tie and have a nice haircut!
That is what you are leaving for?

I think about making such tatoos in my face.

It narrows down the range of people who speak with you to the open minded ones and you fold out the stupid narrow-minded. Real life poker +EV!!!!