BISH-BASH-BASH...
WHO HAS ROBBED MY DOSH!!??
THIS IS NOT OFFICIALLY A STOP-LOSS BUT AS I WAS SERIOUSLY TILTED DUE TO SOME SOFTWARE/PC ISSUES I MADE A DISCIPLINED QUIT BEFORE I SPEWED ANOTHER BUY-IN AND WILL POST HANDS (AS WOULD USUALLY BE REQUIRED IF IT WAS STOP LOSS)
1. "RUNNER RUNNER RUNNER RUNNER"
Stacks:
SB Hero (
$52.98) 106bb
BB (
$79.64) 159bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is SB A
A
Hero raises to $1.50,
BB raises to $2.50,
Hero raises to $8.50,
BB raises to $14.50,
Hero goes all-in $52.98, BB calls $38.48
Flop: Q
4
5
(
$105.96, 2 players), 1 all-in
Turn: K
(
$105.96, 2), 1 all-in
River: 4
(
$105.96, 2), 1 all-in
Final Pot: $105.96
Hero shows two pair, Aces and Fours
A
A
BB shows a flush, King high
J
J
BB wins
$105.46 (net +
$52.48)
Hero lost
$52.98
THOSE ARE MY SECOND FAVOURITES, ONLY BEATEN BY IF IT WAS QT98 RUN OUT LOL!
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2. "BLOCKERS YO!"
Stacks:
SB Hero (
$50.25) 101bb
BB (
$37.19) 74bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is SB K
A
Hero raises to $1.50,
BB raises to $2.50,
Hero raises to $7.80,
BB raises to $13.10,
Hero goes all-in $50.25,
BB goes all-in $24.09
Flop: Q
Q
4
(
$87.44, 2 players), 2 all-in
Turn: 8
(
$87.44, 2), 2 all-in
River: Q
(
$87.44, 2), 2 all-in
Final Pot: $87.44
Hero shows three of a kind, Queens
K
A
BB shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
A
A
BB wins
$73.88 (net +
$36.69)
Hero collects
$13.06 (net -
$37.19)
#WHATEVER
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3. "BAD TIMING!"
Stacks:
SB (
$22.37) 45bb
BB Hero (
$53.50) 107bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is BB 4
Q
SB raises to $1, Hero calls $0.50
Flop: 4
7
10
(
$2, 2 players)
Hero checks,
SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50
Turn: 4
(
$5, 2)
Hero checks,
SB bets $1.50,
Hero raises to $6.83, SB calls $5.33
River: J
(
$18.66, 2)
Hero bets $9.33,
SB goes all-in $13.04, Hero calls $3.71
Final Pot: $44.74
SB shows Flush of Clubs
9
7
Hero shows Three of a kind, Fours
4
Q
SB wins
$42.74 (net +
$20.37)
Hero lost
$22.37
WELL, I WAS NOT EVEN LOOKING ON THE RIVER HERE. HAPPENED SECONDS AFTER HAND #1 ABOVE. JUST SAW TRIPS AND WAS GONNA BET/FOLD 1/2 ON THE RIVER THEN SAW HIS STACK AND GOTTA CALL OBV. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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4. "I DO LOVE THESE GUYS"
Stacks:
SB (
$19.15) 38bb
BB Hero (
$50.85) 102bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is BB A
K
SB raises to $2,
Hero raises to $6,
SB goes all-in $19,
Hero goes all-in $32,
SB goes all-in $0.15
Flop: 5
8
7
(
$51.15, 2 players), 2 all-in
Turn: 4
(
$51.15, 2), 2 all-in
River: J
(
$51.15, 2), 2 all-in
Final Pot: $51.15
SB wins
$36.39 (net +
$17.24)
Hero collects
$12.85 (net -
$19.15)
IT'S BECAUSE OF MOFOS LIKE THIS THAT
THERE IS MILLIONS OF BUCKS TO MADE AT POKER. GOTTA LET 'EM HIT EVERY NOW AND THEN TO KEEP 'EM IN THE GAME! SEE HOW I RAN GOOD HERE AND HE WAS NOT FULL STACKED!?
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5. "BOTTLED RIVER?"
Stacks:
SB Hero (
$50.45) 101bb
BB (
$50.11) 100bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is SB 10
10
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: 5
2
5
(
$3, 2 players)
BB checks,
Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50
Turn: 7
(
$8, 2)
BB checks,
Hero bets $5.50, BB calls $5.50
River: 8
(
$19, 2)
BB checks, Hero checks
Final Pot: $19
BB shows Three of a kind, Fives
5
6
BB wins
$18.05 (net +
$8.55)
Hero lost
$9.50
I SHOULD BET/FOLD THE RIVER HERE BUT I THINK IT'S A SYMPTOM OF RUNNING BAD (ALTHOUGH I AM STILL A PUSSY ON THE RIVER).
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6. THOUGHTS?
Stacks:
SB Hero (
$50) 100bb
BB (
$44.29) 89bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is SB 3
K
Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.50
Flop: A
J
Q
(
$2, 2 players)
BB checks,
Hero bets $1, BB calls $1
Turn: 7
(
$4, 2)
BB checks,
Hero bets $3,
BB raises to $7, Hero calls $4
River: 4
(
$18, 2)
BB bets $9,
Hero folds
Final Pot: $27
BB wins
$26.10 (net +
$8.10)
Hero lost
$9
NOT SURE IF I AM SPEWING HERE. I WOULD FOLD ANY OTHER SPADE ON TURN THAN NUT FLUSH DRAW BUT THINK I GOT SOME IMPLIED HERE. DO YOU BET FLOP AND TURN?
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7. "DONK!!!!!!!"
Stacks:
SB Hero (
$50) 100bb
BB (
$18.97) 38bb
Pre-Flop: (
0.75, 2 players)
Hero is SB A
8
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: 2
8
7
(
$3, 2 players)
BB checks,
Hero bets $2, BB calls $2
Turn: 5
(
$7, 2)
BB checks,
Hero bets $4.66, BB calls $4.66
River: J
(
$16.32, 2)
BB goes all-in $10.81,
Hero folds
Final Pot: $27.13
BB wins
$26.32 (net +
$7.35)
Hero lost
$8.16
WORST YOU CALL ON RIVER???
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SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!! NOT QUITE "OFFICIAL" STOP-LOSS, IN FACT I HAVE NOT HAD STOP LOSS FOR A WHILE NOW (IN B4 DOOM-SWITCH
).
YOU WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW ANY DAY NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE A 10 BUY-IN POSITIVE DAY - WATCH THIS SPACE MOFOS!!!!!!!