Volume II Chapter III - Living by the beach, smashed my 1st gatinha, probably not losing weight bc I'm given mayo packets with everything I order
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Originally Posted by Pickaface
No. Punting a puppy and joking about it afterwards gets you a lot of hate.
I still think "punting a puppy" just has a nice ring to it. The alliteration of that phrase just rolls off the tongue so nicely.
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Originally Posted by trampled
That's not a 12 month contract then. Do you have any regard for reality?
Yeah, you wrote about kicking a puppy. You're also a clearly deranged sexpat. You type about your rape dungeon fantasies. You wrote about how you want to axe murder and mutilate your dead mother. You said, "Damn right I'm a sexual predator." Constantly call women bitches acting like you're cool and distant when reality you're just beyond frustrated. You scammed your first backer and pretended it was mutual. Your response to criticism is so insanely hostile despite never being profitable above 50nl.
OP don't act like there aren't 1000 reasons people want to see you fail.
Your ability to take a few words out of context and extrapolate underlying psychological deviance always surprises me
By the way, I'd say close to 80% of the claims you made are not true, the other 20% is more like a weatherman saying 100 foot waves and 150mph wind is expected when in fact it's just partly cloudy with a chance of a light drizzle lmfao
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Originally Posted by Barry Urinstein
Brazil, truly the place to be right now.
OP, did you ever make it to 5 push-ups?
Yeah I already got the 'Rona bro. No joke. Missed another 5 days of grind this month. Nothing but a flesh wound.
Pushups? I can do maybe 11 now?
I've been doing a pretty consistent routine of walking 45 minutes and then 45 minutes of yoga daily. The next month I profit I'll start up Muay Thai again.
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
Subbed for the LOLZ
Yooo
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Originally Posted by Tappy Tibbons
How's the favela life going?
You mean beach life?
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Winrate since joining the team. Bodog mixed with Stars.
A lot of that is 100z, all of it stars 100NL.
Graph since I joined. Hit some nasty variance this month. Blue line was static, red line crashed, way under EV. No big deal, I don't even consider that a downswing now. More like a small dip.
So only 2 weeks in Brazil and met a girl on Tinder. 3 days later she sent me a picture of her pole dancing, sent me some kissy faces.
I then said
May I invite myself to your place tonight? I realllly don't want you to get bored tonight
She said yes, she would like that. Her friends were degenerate alcoholic stoners just like myself (except the stoner part) - They were hungry so I threw together the most random dinner for the group of 5 with boiled chicken, mixed some mustard and cream cheese to make a sauce, threw some pepperoni in, onions, potatoes, butter sauteed apples.
She yelled out "YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY" and her friend said she was "very thankful" for the dinner. Her gay friend Felipe said some things in Portuguese which nobody translated but he was smiling so I think he was happy too.
We were drinking beer and vodka all night and smoking.
After the 1am dinner, I pulled her chair next to mine and she began making out with me hard. Sexiest girl I've ever been with. My friend told me after I have a Brazilian girl, I'll never go back to anything else.
He might be right. Her friend told me there is a spare bedroom. I walked her there, and many many things happened. I think I broke the bed. Fwiw it was kind of shitty. We found a random toothbrush half way through our "sessions" (there were a lot) under the sheet, piss poor luck for whoever owns that thing I'd say.
Please remind me to bring more than 2 condoms next time. I ran out and obviously with a Brazilian Goddess naked in my bed I'm not going to just give up. So we made some more babies in the morning. Made sure to buy a pill for her because I wasn't 100% confident I kept it all in. I'm not Hercules.
The way Brazilian girls inflect their voice upwards into high pitch at random times in their speaking absolutely kills me. I will probably get married here.
Other than that, I got the virus I'm pretty sure. I mean I 100% got very sick, never got tested. It sucked.
It's hard to say no to $6 all you can eat Churrasco and 18 reias buffets.
I get to go the beach whenever I want considering I live 100 feet from it. I can actually see it from my balcony. We are paying $400 USD for it. Pretty sweet spot in Floripa. The apartment itself is not all that but the location is epic.
Well, back to the hyperbolic time chamber to continue my training.
Big things coming this month.
The Beast is Coming ...
Last edited by p0ker_n00b; 10-31-2020 at 05:46 PM.