Good boy.

The fact you have been consistently taking time to comment on this thread, in the manner you comment, is quite sad. Also the fact you comment on a daily basis and at 3:00 am and 4:00 am is frankly pathetic. I get that its trolling and you're trying to be funny but you haven't accomplished anything. If the guy wants to post stuff and you don't have anything to say that aids in a positive manner don't say it. This guy has a family and child, and from what I've read he provides and is trying pursue a side hobby which is admirable. With the mentality you have I would presume that you don't know the first thing about being a competent adult.

hey Kobe are you my mom? 3am, 4am, my settings must be wrong, ain't no way I'm wasting my time at that hour posting to you dudes hahaha
Exactly, the OP has a wife and kids. why doesn't he go get a real job rather than grinding pennies, now THAT's irresponsible.
as for me, you haven't the faintest clue. you wanna ball brah. all day.

He does have a real job and so does his wife. He stated that earlier. You can tell a lot about a person just by the way they communicate with you, so it doesn't take a genius to make some basic observations about you. And he also said he does it as side hobby, so I'm not exactly sure where you are going with that. Life's not hard man, just respect people and expect the same in return, being ignorant doesn't do you any good.

My thoughts exactly. Thank you. I agree ignorant describes jazzed perfectly.

Back in the days we used to say "don't feed the troll".

Played a small session. Played terrible, was up 2 buyins then ended up losing a buy in. -5$
Bankroll= 46.11

Bankroll = 11.01
P.s. Stay away from plo

Busted!!!!
Think I'm through with online poker.
I like live poker a lot better.
Oh well it was fun!!!
By the way jazzed hope u grow up one day.

hahah in AFTER busto...I KNEW you woulda lost the bet... i mean how the hell do blow 10 buy-in's on 5nl in 3 hours? you just clicking buttons?

degen's gonna degen. Me grow up? You're the one scraping by pennies when you should be spending time with your kid. Instead you're wasting time chasing some fantasy.

Did mom babysit again while you were playing? hahahah

Jazzed ur a real Billy Bad Ass on a poker forum. But if some punk like u had the guts to talk to me like that face to face u would be picking yourself up off the floor.
I bet that alligator mouth has got that humming bird Azz in trouble before.

haha dude, I'm 205 solid and do martial arts... pretty sure I'd have no problem with you with both hands tied behind my back.

you in NC right? I balled with the brothas at Wake Forest and UNC. anytime you wanna hoop it up you give me a shout. All day.

man it cracks me up that you went busto SO Fast, 2 weeks and you lost your WHOLE ROLL at 5nl?! is this even possible? muhahaha

I don't know karate but I know crazzzy!!!!!

By the way I'm also 205. So we are in the same weight class biotch!!!!
Yey and if I had been from Florida u would have balled with brothas from Florida state? I've got you figured out. You are a nobody in real life and a everybody online. GEEK!!!!!

yeah but your 205 is like Homer Simpson dohhh! you fat pudgy...trying to stir up sh*t online lol..

the last time you worked out was when you lifted the donuts to your mouth with your right hand and the supersize big gulp with your left.

no dude, I actually have buddies at Wake and the west coast, UCLA. College, the closest you sniffed inside the classroom was when you were mopping floors as night janitor.

you a bum who couldn't keep your roll at 5nl!!! HAHAHA PURE COMEDY DUDE> did you have to beg for baby wipes for your kid? btw, how's the wife feel about your penny grinding... did she tell you to get a job?! HAHAH

close the thread, you're BUSTO!

anytime, anywhere, anyplace... bring it!

you ain't nuttinz but a "g" now gTF outta here boy

Eagerly awaiting Jazzed's thread where he teaches BR management

I ain't teaching nobody nuthin'....every man's gotta worry about themselves.

As long as I am in the black, winning consistently, not going degen, managing risk I'm good. Poker isn't even 5% of my income. Learn about things, stock market investing, real estate, starting businesses, monetizing skills in music, arts, photography...

Poker is dying, everyone online has pro aspirations. There's a winner and loser. So y'all just tradin' stacks.

I'll tell you one thing, i've never gone broke in poker or anything. Never blew money away stupidly. that's more than alot of "pros" here can say.

I even tried to help out the OP with a bet, but this fool couldn't last 2 days before going busto.

Nah, you weren't trying to help. You were being a self-important and unfunny troll. It was uncomfortable to read. We all knew this guy had issues with his BR and he admitted as such, all you did was come here and write long-winded posts that served no purpose other than to make yourself feel better about your game/life. Completely and utterly pathetic.

haha you mad 2 brah?

Jazzed not only are you a bad person but so is your father and mother for not raising you any better.
I would respond and defend myself about your comments but idc, your not worth the time!!

haha jordan, i tilted you so bad that you had to involve my parents...pretty comedic stuff, no wonder you blew your whole bankroll. you got no emotional control.

and it's "you're"...high school dropout?

Tell you what, if i'm ever driving through NC and need my car washed i'll holla atcha', should be enough for a buy in or 2, just don't lose it all the same day.

Atcha, what's that Ebonics ? Lol, idiot.
U prob don't even have a car cuz all u do is stay on this website.
I post and u reply within 15 min most times. Lol
I bet u live with mommy and she makes u drive her minivan to the store and get bread n milk. Lol

This is gettin' pretty embarassing..