So here's what's up... Yesterday another gd day +$398, but even more I got to play with the "legend". He is a staple in the poker room, and very comical. His dry humor is witty and on the spot. He cycles through his normal 10 one liners within an orbit. One dealer compared him to those toy string dolls. You know, u pull the string, and it has 5 different phrases that will rotate. But every now and then the "legend" will toss around some new fresh stuff that is priceless. U never know what to expect from "Legend", he does some outlandish things and yesterday was a classic! I'm not sure if I shd b discussing here on form, but it's too gd to pass up. Screw It! #noparameters...
The silver haired 60yr old "Legend" is seated in 9 next to an old 86yr old grumpy half blind guy. After already losing 2 $100 buyns, 86er once again leaves the table to get more chips. The pessimistic 86er leaves his eye glasses on the felt next to the crafty " legend". A big No No!! The "legend" has been known to utilize props left behind from his poker peers. Ive seen the guy wear peoples hats, headphones, and even ladies' BOAS!! So as 86er walks away and the next hand is in the air, I look over to complete shock.
I'm in seat 6, directly across from the legend with "not so friendly" 86er's glasses in between us. As action unfolds with the cards, action w "legend" is going to new extremes! The dealer is cutting out the Cbet from seat 2, and the "legend" WET WILLies 86er's glasses right on the lens. I believe I was the only one to see the crafty "Legend" stick his finger in his month and run it on 86er's lens! Wow! "Clever man Legend" says "he is polishing them".
A disgruntled 86er gets back w another hopeless $100 buyn, and puts on his glasses. And within a minute, takes them off, looks at em, and cleans em w his hanky!
"Legend" is taking it to new levels! The guy was n rare form yesterday!!
Today gonna have to clock in later, taking my 10yr old to Ortho Doctor for follow up appt. Afterwards lunch, run some errands, then I will take her to day care and I will play cards. Alnighter?