Won $230.00 tonight.

Details coming tomorrow.

That's good....


However, take your winnings and dip your toe in the 2/5 game again... you are definately ready... As soon as you win $400 = cash out...

I can't wait to follow this thread, count me in. Are you playing exclusively cash or are you going to throw the occasional tournament in?

Session 6

As per the last 155 hours I've played poker I walk into the casino thinking...

"Today all my +ev edges will hold and I'm going to walk out of here a $1,000 winner."

"This is going to be the day I put the nail in my downswings coffin."

Even though that's yet to happen, I still think it's important to think that way because if you're a solid player and consistently finding spots to put your money in 65% or better, things have to turn around.

The problem with most $1/$2 NLHE players is they start to feel entitled, like lady luck owes them something, and then they start shipping on naked flush draws, naked OESDs, or 50/50 combo draws when there is NO FOLD EQUITY and this all constitutes bad play if you're playing on a limited bankroll.

The reason we play poker is to find 65%+ edges.

If we wanted near 50/50 gambling opportunities we could go play blackjack, craps, or roulette.

I can't stress enough how important it is to wait for the 65%+ edges.

Sure, I know it's really boring, but it's a hell of a lot better than having to go work a soul sucking job.

So, I arrive at MGM Detroit and within three hours I am down $200.00.

Here's how that happened.

1. I am BB with A/J suited hearts. Terrible reg UTG who buys in for $50 at a time and raises any suited Ace or broadway to $7 to $12 makes it $7 to go.

There's a few callers when it gets to me and I make it $65. That's the exact the reg has and he calls.

Reg shows A/7 spades, I have A/J hearts. Ace flops, but the reg hits himself a nice juicy 7 on the river.

2. I am OTB with AQ of hearts, I have a $200 stack.

Break even reg opens to $15, he has $80 back. 2 callers. I could 3-bet to $100, but I elect to just call and play a 4 way pot in position with A/Q hearts.

Flop is Kh 10h 2 club.

Break even reg ships, short stack dude with $50 left calls, I call.

I brick out, break even reg shows KK, nice hand.

In addition to that I bricked a few set mines, and had to fold some premium pocket pairs when an Ace hit the flop and I got played back at by unsophisticated players.

Only hand I played that could have been spew was....

Hero UTG with JJ, I open to $15, folds around to OTB, he calls.

This villian has bet big on the river 5 times since I sat down and showed 4 bluffs when people didn't call him.

It's clear as day this villian will bluff river when he misses his draws if you check to him.

Flop is As Ah 2s

I lead out $25, he calls.

Turn is a 10c, I lead out $40, he calls.

River is a brick.

I figure he missed a draw, so I check in hopes he will bluff and I can make more value.

He bets $60, I snap call.

He shows A/3 offsuit.

I think he bets all his missed flush draws the same as well as any pocket pair I beat.

The villian later donked off his stack with ill timed bluffs and calling with inferior hands/chasing draws.

When the above villian felted, the action at the table died down and I quickly table changed.

I was rewarded with an African American male sporting Beats By Dre headphones, a tilted brim, and he was using a mammoth sized cell phone while also reciting ****ty rap lyrics. I was definitely more impressed with his $1,200 stack and looked forward to taking at least $500 of it.

Based on observing my prey for about a hour I decided he was also the type of villian you want to cbet the flop on and then check the turn or river to so he has a chance to bluff.

Yes, I know, checking the turn, then checking the river is going to increase the pot size/make things more scary...but check/raising the turn is dumb because you're going to let him fold his AIR OUT. If you check turn so he can bluff, you have to check river as well. DON'T BE A PUSSY and check/raise or LEAD RIVER.

Anyway, I let this guy hang himself in two pots and quickly gather $250 from him.

My stack is now at $600 and I want to double through him.

Then, this hand happens.

I am in the SB with QQ.

Beats by Dre raises to $15, a guy with $55 left calls, I make it $35, Beats by Dre calls...

The guy who I thought had $55 left, ONLY HAS $50 left, as I expected he goes ALL IN, but that closes the raising.

I had planned for him to go ALL IN for $55, so that way I could pop it to $200 and try to get stacks in on the flop vs Beats By Dre.

Anyway, $150 in the pot, we go to the flop...

Qh Jd Ac

I try to get Beats By Dre to spazz, I lead low.... $65. He calls.

Turn is a 9.

I figure if he called $50 with an Ace preflop, he is never folding. I lead $200.

He tanks and tanks and tanks, then open folds Ace/5.

I go onto win the hand.

Thoughts, though... should I have checked turn here?

I noticed the guy had been playing more cautiously against me and I was a bit scared of giving A/10 or A/K a free draw....

Anyway, as I said, I ended up winning $230.00 last night.

Bankroll currently at $3,780.00

No tournaments until September.

The Underground In America

Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world

Glass breaks
the dimming lights
sweat, heat and profane debate
the smart ones stay on the outside
while drunken heads and arms erupt

centered man swings a punch,
spits a tooth, postures odd
a punk rock escapade
five bucks a head to be king dick in the crowd

We are the ones who must sport the position

cheap beer
trendy clicks
lesbian love is accepted and right
shaved heads meet hair in the mix
blending the 80's and 90's with hate

Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world

Shows on
dates canceled
kicked out for reasons that seem so unfair
skin crusts against the cops
a foregone conclusion that's tired and beat

Ringworm,crabs and lice
V.D. ecstasy, speed and horse
a heaven of unmatched importance
an honor of sex to be stuck by the punk

Rich homes with money and food
abandoned for the bums on the street
a lifestyle that's unexplainable
don't try and save what is all meant to be

Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world

If it is free
from (a) family that's seen
you can just keep it
if you must beg
it's better instead
you must follow the etiquette

You know when it rains you're in your bed at home
You act so real when you are alone
You better not let the mohawked crowd see
Give it five years, you'll retire your piercings
You must admit that you mimic the weaklings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzpa0KRBrQc

Sandblast Yourself

Scrape it, grind it, peel it, hide it
The trend is over and gone forever
Shelf it, box it, save it, frame it
You won't need that anymore,
it's on sale at the ****in' dollar store

Waste of time,
pantomime,
circus doll,
at the local mall
Exterminate, it's all fake!
Exterminate, it's all fake

Sandblast yourself
Sandblast yourself
Sandblast
Sandblast
It's getting old, old, old

A grown man pays Johnny Manziel $7,500.00 to sign 300 items.

Then turns around and sells those items for $50-$100, so he can turn a $7,500-$15,000 profit.

After that, the grown man decided to try to sell a video to ESPN that shows the kid signing all the items.

Which one is the bigger swine?

America should be talking about what a piece of **** the grown man is....

Johnny Football, there is a time for truth and a time for lies.

You look that camera square in the eye and tell America that guy is a swine who took advantage of you when you were signing those items FOR FREE and tried to blackmail you.

+1. What an *******

Sent from my PC36100 using 2+2 Forums

Session 7

I was in a good mood on my way to the casino today and had every intention to give $1.00 USD to any bum that was standing on the I-75 service drive when I was pulling into MGM Grand Detroit. Instead, I saw what looked to be a 21-25 year old white male who appeared to be in good health holding a sign that said, "I bet you a dollar that you read this."

I was instantly appalled.

Not because a man was down on his luck and needed money, but because this kid was more than capable of gaining some type of legitimate employment.

On top of that, he looked like your average poor, dirty, daisy-picking fruitcake that always smells because he refuses to use soap when he showers.

I couldn't find any reason to give him a $1.00, so I figured I'd save the $1.00 and maybe give it to one of the webcam girls I know from the internet.

As I've said before in my posts, I used to sell drugs.

When you engage in that type of activity you meet all sorts of open minded women when it comes to sex, drugs, stripping, swinging, web-camming, sucking off 55 year old men with a wife+kid for money, etc....

I learned all about the MyFreeCams scene when I was dating a girl semi-seriously who was considering working at a strip club. I advised her that it might be better to work on a webcam since no guy actually gets to touch her. Plus, I have always been into women that are sort of exhibitionists. Eventually, she decided to give it a try and I sort of coached her along because at one point of my life I was on a tether for 60 days and the only real sexual satisfaction I could get was having some young slut gag on a dildo for me or maybe let me berate her about how disgusted her Father would be if he found out that she rubbed her slit on cam for a scumbag like me.

Anyway, I have always fooled around on these sites here and there during my downtime from writing, reading espn, watching youtube, or studying poker, etc....

So, I'm driving into the casino, and I'm thinking, "Yeah. **** that guy. Any girl that's showing off her ass+tits deserves it way more than him."

The thought of a naked woman gets me back in a good mood.

Now, onto the session...

I am sat at a table full of $hitty regs and nits.

No fish, no Lags, not even a Tag.

I decide to start raising OTB, HJ, and CO with any pocket pair, any broadway, Axs, and even SCs until the table gets better.

I am able to take my $200 buy in to $320 with only having to show down one hand before I sense the table is getting upset.

No one at the table actually adjusts, a few pick up and leave+ another requests a table change.

So, I'm 3 hours into the session, sitting on $300 and then this hand happens.

4 limpers, Hero is OTB with 55, I also limp, and then BB pops it to $22.

Folds around to me and I call, it's a heads up pot.

Flop is A J 5 rainbow.

BB leads $15, I elect to flat.

Turn card is a Qc, bringing a club draw.

BB open ships all in for $250 more in this spot.

I am sort of sick to my stomach because this villian is known to OVERBET huge when he has a nut type hand.

This guy either hit A/J on the flop, A/Q on the turn, or he bet $15 cuz he has QQ and was scared of the Ace and now he hit his third queen.

No way he has K/10, but he could also have AA or JJ.

I have a sick feeling, but I'm never folding here. I make the call.

Villian shows A/J.

Whew!!!!

From that point on I coast to a $410 win.

When I get home, I bull**** with a cam girl in the free chat for a while and she obviously wants me to pay her some money to do some erotic things in "private" chat with her.

I refuse.

I do add value to her cam room by entertaining her and a hundred or so other degens on that website, though.

I also let her know that I'm iRate with her profile pictures and I'm not the type of creep that can get off to trade for print model pics. Those are the airbrushed/photo-shopped pic girls pay pro photographers to take of them.

I tell her I need something self taken, slutty, so I can pretend it was JUST FOR ME.

She laughs and sends me a pic for free from her phone.

Was surprised about the tattoo....I can live with it, though.

I was attracted to her because from the front she has pale skin, light pink nipples, super hot green eyes, and the black hair.

Will post any other goodies I get as thread savers.



Bankroll currently at $4,190.00

Do you have any series you are planning on playing in?

WSOP Circuit Event in Cinci....

Heading out to Mgm right now...

As promised, more from "The Great Southern Trendkill."

Suicide Note 1

Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take
the pain away
Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot
see inside yours and mine

When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me
breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe
this time

Would you look at me now?
Can you tell I'm a man?
With these scars on my wrists
To prove I'll try again
Try to die again, try to live through this night
Try to die again.....

Forever fooling, free and using, sliding down the
slide that breaks a will
Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are
you to regress unfulfilled? It's a damn shame,
but who's to blame?

When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me
breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe
this time

Would you look at me now?
Can you tell I'm a man?
With these scars on my wrists
To prove I'll try again
Would you look at me now?
Can you tell I'm a man?
With these scars on my wrists
To prove I'll try again
Try to die again, try to live through this night
Try to die again.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgyhG6vpf5s

Suicide Note 2

Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth
No pretension, execution, live and learn
Rape and turn
Fret not family, nor pre-judged army
This is for me, and me only, cowards only
Try it

Don't you try to die, like me
It's livid and it's lies and makes graves descending

It's not worth the time to try, to replenish a
rotting life
I'll end the problem, facing nothing, **** you off,
**** you all
Tortured history, addict of misery, this exposes me
for weakness is a magnet - watch me do it

Don't you try to die, like me
It's livid and it's lies and makes graves descending down

Why would you help anyone who doesn't want it,
doesn't need it, doesn't want your **** advice
when a mind's made up to go ahead and die?
What's done is done and gone, so why cry?

Oh ok sweet. Well good luck on your journey, just keep grinding.

I wanted to play for ten hours tonight, ended up getting a migraine headache and had to cut it short at seven hours.

I finished $270 up.

Details coming tomorrow.

Friday night - time to try double your 1-2 buy-in. Go to 2/5 and buy in for $400.

You need to take a shot.. it will increase your hourly wage... your range and frame of mind are perfect for it now..

Play your TAG image into a nice squeeze play in a decent position....say dude UNG +2 makes it $25 with one or two callers... make it $95 with a marginal range like suited connectors or one gap connectors, etc... if your image is TAG or nitty you will be stealing good sized pots.... You will be winning over a third of those pots easily with your range....

When I do get called I like to use this quick summary of thinking to decide whether I will fire a continuation bet or not...

I like to rank my image from 1-10 in my mind with 1 being the worst/loose and 10 being the best/tight.

Then I also rank flop texture from 1-10 in my mind with 1 being the worst board to continuation on (i.e A K Q all the same suit) and 10 being the best (i.e. 2 7 4 rainbow)

I combine the two scores and usually anything over a 10 I am typically going to bet. I also try and check raise a third of the time if they lead into me....I will fire a nice continuation bet typically between 40-70% of the pot, determining on villian and position, etc...

You will be winning 25% of what takes you all night at 1-2.... if you win $50-60 on a squeeze play... Your frame of mind is different then before the WSOP you are much more scared to lose coming form a down-swing and will play better because of it... Anyway best of luck... I know you can win $400 on 2/5 every weekend - easy.......

Session 8

Within the first hour of this session I was dealt a tough decision.

Hero was UTG with KK. ($300)

Villian was unsophisticated/straight forward and had the button when she called my $15 raise to play me heads up. ($185)

The flop came down 8 9 4 rainbow.

I lead out $25 with intentions of trying to get stacks in if she caught top pair or 2nd pair and wanted to go into "call down" mode because most unsophisticated players are great at putting pre-flop raisers on A/K. So, when I see someone has $200 or less. I like to bet $15, pot on flop, pot on turn, and then shove all rivers as long as I have an over pair or top pair/top kick.

I've found I am good 95%+ of the time doing this as long as I slow the aggression down when I am re-raised.

In this case, I was re-raised to $75.

I don't have a lot of history with this villian. So, she could easily think she is betting the best hand with A/9, 1010, JJ, and QQ. I lose to 99, 88, 44, or 98...

I am under 100bb, so I elect to just call to keep her one pair hands in.

She then shoves turn when I check to her.

I call, she rolls over 9/8. So, I'm down $200 within the first hour.

Standard way of life for me the last 45 days or so, used to it by now, no big deal...

Onto the VERY next hand I play.

It's against same villian.

I am OTB with AJs, 4 limps, I make it $17 to go. Same villian calls again.

Flop is K K K, she checks, I bet $30. she calls.

Turn is a J. I bet $50, she calls.

River is a 8. She leads out $50.

LOL. I admit, I called, yup, she had a K...

So, now I am down $300, very next hand she raises to $15, I'm tilted so I call with 7h5h and then I just fold the flop to her cbet.

I'm disgusted with the fact I am on tilt and quickly leave the table/take a dinner break because I need to regroup.

I can't stress how important it is to remove yourself from the table AS SOON AS YOU FEEL EVEN AN OUNCE OF TILT.

Trust me, get out of there... go walk around on the casino floor and stare at a hot waitress's ass or if she's got a low cut top on her tits. Go get something to eat. Go put $10 in a slot machine and talk to a nice old lady or something...

If you stay at the table you will burn through buy-ins.

So, I go get something to eat, take a hour break, and I get back with my mind on point.

I am dealt 22 UTG and I limp/call a guy in the hi-jacks $15 raise.

The pot goes 5 ways.

Everyone in the pot are sitting with $300-$400 stacks.

($75)

Flop is 2 Kh Qh

I lead $25 hoping to induce a spazz. Call station villian to my left flats the $25. Original raiser jacks it to $100. I flat call the $100. Call station flats the $100.

($375 in pot)

Turn is a beautiful Qc. I check, call station checks. Villian in hi-jack ships all in for $100. I flat. Call station flats.

($675 in pot)

River completes the flush. I shove my last $50. Call station calls and smacks down his ace high flush.

I calmly turn over my full house and scoop a $775 pot.

This pot puts me up around $275 for the day and I end up playing for a couple more hours, getting a migraine headache and having to leave the casino earlier than I attended.

Bankroll currently at $4,460.00

I just may do this tonight if I am up at $1/$2 NLHE.

About to head out to the casino right now.

Got my "War Nerve" ready...'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrB3_ufOgl8

Truly, truly, truly, truly....

fukk the world, for all it's worth, every inch of Planet
Earth, fukk myself, don't leave me out, but don't get
involved, don't corner me
Inside, ulcer, unjust bastards, file out face first
Meet the lies and see what you are

(Pre)
It's forcing you down, and it's grinding against you
Let the war nerve break

(Chorus)
For every fukkining second the pathetic media pisses on me and
judges what I am in one paragraph - Look here - Fukk you all

Expect, expect, expect, expect..

The worse, you bleeding heart, but kill me first
before it starts, yes my **** is getting hard, we are
born different after all
Invite mayhem, produce weapons, shoot out, burn down
No CNN or media now

(Chorus)

All the money in the fukking world couldn't
buy me one second of trust or one ounce of faith in anything you're about
fukk you all

Nothing is worth the sleep that I've lost
Apologies unacceptable now
A blistered revenge awaits in me
This is fukking loveless
Hate
Hate mail is not read, in jail instead
Hate x4
The Lord knows, there's worse
Ignore, this curse
Hate x4
Fukk You Alll

Best of Luck...

I speak with him before he go casino tonight and give him my blessing to play $2/$5 if he double up his $1/$2 buy in.

I hope he post soon with update.

With love,
Paco

I played 2/5 and won $1200 tonight.

Got a nice chip porn pic and details to share with you all tomorrow.

Going to be an epic thread! GJ so far, hot cam girls and everything....

Session 9

Today I sit down to play $1/$2 NLHE and on my first hand I am dealt 9/7 offsuit in the big blind.

6 limpers to the flop.

A 10 8 rainbow

I lead out $10 to see where everyone is at....

A call station reg calls the $10 and we go heads up to the turn where a 10 peels off.

I check to the call station reg and he bets $15 quickly. I call.

River is a 6. I shove all in for $175.

Now, there's only $62 in the pot and I know the $175 is a huge overbet, but I am pretty sure there's a good chance this guy peeled with 2nd pair here.

As soon as he goes into the tank, I know he has the 10. First, he starts shaking. Second, he starts foaming at the mouth. Finally, he starts convulsing and says "IF YOU HAD A FULL HOUSE YOU'D HAVE BET SMALLER. I THINK YOU'RE BLUFFING."

He calls and rolls Q10.

Ship it. (THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY OF THE "PRISON RAPE" DGIHARRIS...<3 U.)

It's important to know your call station regs and it's ok to go for massive max value when you know they have trips.

Most are hardwired with a flashing neon sign in their head that says, "Have trips!!! Must call!!!"

So, I'm feeling good about that easy $200 and I go on to win $40 more before I see a $2/$5 NLHE must move table opening up.

As I am gazing at the line-up, I see a few fish.

It's also a Friday night so I know the action is going to be hot.

I decide that I am going to take an $800 shot at the $2/$5 game.

Two $400 buy ins and I am going to play the game like I would $1/$2.

Fearless.

If I think I can bluff someone off a pot with a semi-bluff, I'm going to do it. If I think I can pull a squeeze play on a ****ty regs light opens and I have An ACE BLOCKER hand, I am going to squeeze.

So, onto the $2/$5 session.

I am dealt 1010 in the SB. 6 limpers and then a terrible gambooler type guy on the button makes it $15 to go.

I know 1010 smashes his range so I 3bet to $100.00 to try to take down $50 of dead money.

To my dismay, a shortstacker goes all in for $190.00. So $90 more to me to play against his AA KK or AK.

I catch him on KK, flop a set, but he turns a set and I'm down $190.00 right off the bat.

No big deal, used to this type of **** by now, I reload back up to $400.

A hour goes by... I get AA in the BB, 5 limpers, same dude makes it $25 to go.

This time, I want callers, so I 3bet to $65. It gets back to the guy, he shoves all in for $200.

I call, he rolls JJ, spikes a J on the flop. So, now I am down $400.

Reload back up to $400 and I am on my last bullet.

Another hour or so goes by, I get KK UTG.

I raise it to $35. Aggro asian vilian calls $35. All else fold.

Flop Qd 8d 4c.

I lead $65. Aggro flats. (WHAT THE ****?)

Well, that tells me that aggro has a Q or is floating.

If he really had a flush draw, he just ships all in right there because he's an aggro AND he's asian.

Turn card is a brick. I check to my aggro Asian friend and as expected he ships in his last $200. I snap call.

He has a weak Q.

EZ game. Ship it.

Almost back to even.

I eventually work my way there, then this hand happens.

Hero is UTG with 77.

I limp in, 2 others do as well.

Old dirty smelly nit makes it $35. 30 year old solid/nit flats out of BB.

I elect to flat as well.

Old dirty smelly nit has $375 back, 30 year old solid/nit has $700.

Flop is 10c 7c 6s

The BB leads out for $75. I know he has 1010, 66, or 89 for a flopped straight.

I also know that dirty old nit is going to spazz ship all in. He just plays strength of his own hand and doesn't range anyone, so I elect to call.

Dirty nit fires all in for $340. BB tanks and tanks and tanks because BB is competent and he's actually thinking of folding his set of 6s right now. As soon as he tanks I KNOW he has 66. I'm good.

He elects to just flat. I ship my 7's all in.

The 30 year old guy srsly considers folding his 6's, tells me he knows I have 77 or 1010, but just in case I flopped the straight he has to call. He calls.

My hand holds and I win a huge pot.

A little chip porn for ya....



Ended up winning $1,240.00 for the day.

Bankroll currently at $5,700.00

Last song from "The Great Southern Trendkill".....

Done with needing hate filled music to pump me up and keep my focus razor sharp for now.

This songs about a girl...

Type of girl you meet when you're partying, think you can change her, and then maybe stick around a bit too long trying to because she's really hot and the sex is great.

You even fall into the degenerate partying/drug using lifestyle she has...

Then, finally you wake up and realize what a terrible human being the person is and all of a sudden her good looks and rotted out insides don't do it for you anymore.

You end up a "Tired savor".. she wasted "the favor" that was you trying to help her and by the end of it all "you were lucky to make it out alive."

Living through me. (Hell's Wrath)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bk5yvyg9C0

I cannot take the take, your condition was nod awake
A selfish cryer, boldface liar, robbing all of what
You could take in
Stabbed towards a death, a dirty smelling girl
**** decisions, no provisions, filling veins with juice
Of chaos

(chorus)
Painted face, olive drab, swollen hole, empty bag,
Sunken eyes, whining dog, it’s times like this
You should pray for never
I broke your ****ing mold,!
Then
Threw away the
Cast, new religion and new provisions, it’s amazing
You’re alive

Drop the needle and stop what you’re changing into
Erase the end dissolving, disgrace is needed more

So I mended severed ties, through flesh we cauterized
The undeserving, sliming, writhing, I filled you up
With watered promise

(chorus)(2nd half)
Spitting teeth, oral lust, alley ****, angel dust,
Anal whore, bleeding knees, it’s times
Like this to pray for murder

(chorus #2)
So now I’ve seen it all, hells’ wrath , no
Man has greater glory, cause now you’re living through me

So I’m done with saving you, a gift unto myself, a
Tired savior, a wasted favor, and I’m lucky I’m alive

Nicely done. It's good to see somebody over betting. I die laughing when I see people checking--or checking BEHIND--with the effective nuts.

The entire table was talking about you when you left.

They said you were a MANIAC.

You had the guy to your immediate right tilted about a hand where the flop came A 6 6 and he had JJ.

He checked to you, you bet $60. He made it $160 and then you jammed on him.

He was iRate.