The spewy legend is back. Shyyyt.

Also, can we please buy our wife a new $900 phone again when our total bankroll is like around $4000 or something in that neighbourhood?

That is some seriously legendary decisionmaking.

that last paragraph though. never change!

Yikes.

you are a total ****ing loser

GoFundMe
Guys, have started a gofundme to keep the GOAT bankrolled for an epic season 3. This was with 6betme's endorsement. Let's show some appreciation for the endless hours of mastery in poker, punting and torching!
Goal is $10,000 AUD - let's smash it!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/fund-6bet...f+share-flow-1

As if this couldn't get more sad. You failed to strike while the iron is hot and now you're begging for 10k after everyone forgot about you and moved on with their lives. Giving you money would be like paying 2 homeless guys to fight to the death. I don't have that level of gross perversions inside me anymore. I'm starting to rethink why I even visit 2p2 anymore just to read posts from idiots like you.

hard pass here

lol at not even attaching an actual name to it and asking for 10k

this is worse than when the degen thread did a gofundme to pay for trips to vegas so they could write up me content

Yayyyy

how did you win 3k last night and have a 2.5k roll today

10k goal? I was thinking 1k would be the entertainment level limit for that clown. He's not even competent enough to set up the gofundme himself, needs to be hand fed the $.

non zero chance it's 6betme's second account

Seems like you don't even need a $10k roll. You are doing quite fine on your own. Run it up!

It would be more like giving a random guy at the airport money so he can go play pai gow.

Apparently you learned how to time travel.

He needs to go get a job and stop gambling or he is likely going to be living an even less fun version of life than he's already been living the last few years. He does not have what it takes to be a professional gambler and clearly should not be gambling at all.

Fixed.

gl, 6b.

“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
― Charles Bukowski

Good luck 6betme. I'd rather not donate just for you to degen it off though. Try to build back by playing microstakes imo. And if you can't stop degening it off then consider quitting gambling.

I would donate but I am boycotting gofundme. Should have gone with givesendgo.

shame is if he sold at 1.01 markup the thread would have probably put him in the main event and he'd be freerolling for 1% of himself

I thought I was dreaming for a second when I saw this thread with lots of new replies lol. Now twoplustwo got more interesting. I've barely been on here recently.

I actually thought he had moved on from poker and didn't play it anymore, but I couldn't have been more wrong! And in typical fashion, of course he jumps into games way above his bankroll and which he has no clue how to play (6 card PLO, lmfao!!!) and donks off most of his bankroll.

Anyway I'm looking forward to what happens next.

Thanks Petrucci. Good to see you're still around!

Haha well actually I did something similar. It was my mum's birthday recently and I bought her a $450 phone (Samsung Galaxy A32). It's basically the only big gift I've ever given to her in my life though, so I figured it was justified.

Thanks man. I'm trying to keep a positive attitude and keep grinding.

Haha why?

Damn can't say I wasn't expecting a few replies like this :P Everyone is entitled to their opinion though.

Well it was actually my friend's idea to monetise the thread with a GoFundMe. I'm personally fine if no one donates and I just grind it up on my own. Can't hurt to post the link anyway. It's a freeroll.

I'd borrowed 2k off a friend and was using that money to gamble. I've paid that all back now and got no more debts (excluding student debt).

Nah I've only got one 2p2 account. It's my friend.

Thanks Dream Crusher! I hope so

Thanks isolated! I'll need it.

I've never heard that quote before, but it sounds beautiful. Thanks for your support!

It's totally fine, no one needs to donate. I'm just happy to have you participating in the thread again.

And thank you!

It's all good man. No pressure. I appreciate the support anyway.

That's a really good idea actually. Honestly, I might do that. Once tourneys start back up again, I'll sell action here.

Well for at least 6 months, you were right. If I'd posted in this thread with a life update at the end of March, it would've been a super wholesome update with no poker, no gambling, studying hard at uni and only a moderate amount of chess.

I just waited until now to revive the thread, because there's more poker content to talk about, and this is a poker forum after all.

Good to have you back in the thread anyway!

it is as if OP isn't reading what i'm reading and as a result responding in a very peculiar way.