GL

lmfao fu rapid

thanks vrbaj1 - deleted you from Skype when I was in a maniac state sorry

np. you can add me back anytime

25z is so fun

People have some weird bluffs

Antes had a spicy element to the game - I'm glad Pokerstars implemented this.

Hey, team. What's up, kitty-kurwa-kit-kats? I feel compelled to update my fanbase (which consists of Rapidesh and Rapidesh's reflection in the mirror.) as to how Finland22 the spewy fish-who-calls-Henry-Lister-A.K.A.-"AllTooKnew"-'s-5bet-shove-as-MP-against-Henry *Sponge-head-shape*Lister-with-AQo.

- - - - Seriously, though - Mini-Kittie-Cherry-Bellies. - - - - I'm totally offended. Henry "Sponge-head-shape" Lister allowed himself to insult me openly, publically and in an illogical & offensive way on runitonce.com.

Listen, mini-katz. Open this spoiler....

To discover what is right ~~~~ and what is wrong.



^That's a problem. Or, like they say in Sowiet Russia - - "It's problem." xD

I'll teach you something about me. Within the realm of the first ten numbers of the modern-era range of alpha-numeric characters that dwell within mathematical logic of symbols and logic, there are numbers that I dislike.

1 - I love that number. It's my favourite. I'm the King of Kings - the #1 - the Alpha Lion of the Savannah who can get *100.00% literally* any of the 4,500,000,000 females that populate the modern, waterless, muslim-driven-One-Huge-Road-With-Ferrarris-And-Lamborghinis-Earth in my bed, within around 4 to 7.5 seconds of interaction.

- - When you're Finland22, you're more than the dominant male that any straight/bisexual woman (and even, to a certain extent, some lesbians ^_~) would be willing to forcefeed themselves broken glass, at every meal, for billions of year for. To get two or three kisses on the neck from me. That's just how nature rules the attractive synergy between two entities who cannot deny sexual intentions within the Realm of Insanity that invades any mind who denies their bestial and animal instincts.

Get good, Henry Lister. Your PokerStars player-image is ****ing Batman. L O L! ~~ Miiiiini-katz! Get good!

Listen, sponge-head*. I have nothing against you.

Except that in my point of view, your physical appearance is not unknown to a rotten carrot within a field of crow-infested crop.

Listen, batman. You have a special colour tag for me. I'm the only yellow-tagged player that I saw within about 3-4 footage of your coaching videos on runitonce.

I know I'm a special snowflake, - but at least, Mr. Batman-sponghead- have the decency to be honest within your "godly coaching material".

- ~ - ~ - ~ HEY BATMAN - YOU SAID THAT I SNAP *SNAP* CALL YOUR 5-BET SHOVE WITH AQo AS MIDDLE POSITION VERSUS YOUR UTG ACTION. ~ ~ ~ ~

I challenge you to a heads-up, match, batman.

How's the grind going mate?

I'm going to massively (with a touch of grace, creativity, open-minded'ness, self-indulgence, respect and empathy ^^) spam messages to creatve a wave of positive, radiant energy to -I hope- put a smile on my viewers' face.

If I can make a conscious entity, a human, a thinking poker enthusiast, happy, because he finds my posts funny and original. then it's --

I deposited a 1k roll on Stars via a credit card fund advance, because, for the first time of my life, I withdrew (about 4-5 weeks ago) the entirety of my remaining bankroll.

- - Not to actually *take a break* from poker.

- Not for drugs.

I'll be honest with you, mini-baby-cat. I'm addicted to making love to escorts and I decided to skip my rent, pokerstars leisure sessions and food/drugs habits to order escorts for 400$+ a shot every night.

Right now, to answer your question - - I'm printing money @ 25z **my opponents are simply below autistic, handicapped & water-intolerent goldfish in intelligence, creativity and *****ESPECIALLY***** discipline.

I spend about 1 hour every 2 days playing, and the rest of the time, I'm either A)in my bed using luxury drugs B)on my computer chatting on e-chat with strangers or playing a Heroes of Newerth (a DotA clone) game.

I spent about 3,500$ on high-quality crack-cocaine in the past 2 weeks.

My daily substance habit consists of:

-125$ to 175$ of crack
-50$ to 100$ of crystal meth
-2.50$ to 5$ of AAA or AAAA-grade marijuana
-7.50$ to 15$ of amphetamine pills
-25$ to 60$ of ketamine.
-12$ in cigarettes.

- But -

Receiving a foul attack from Spongebob-Batman-Henry-UK-mate in a public video on a coaching website?

Priceless, baby-cat. Pricess. ^_~
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Errr wat :/

I'm back for more arrogance, confrontation and competition, team.

Listen, baby-cats. Mini-kitty-cherry-bellies. I won't lie to you guys.



I spent the last 45 minutes writing Skype messages to Batman Henry Lister, mainly for the fun and spiciness of challenging a high-quality poker mind, but also because hey - the ****ing batman kit-kat-bee initiated a total war via his coaching videos on runitonce.

Anyway.

I got a question for you guys. And I'll ask in in the form of a gyazo (screenshot-snapping application) of my Skype message to JoseMourinho, a well-known insane candy-mode crusher who is active on 2p2 and is recognized in the low-stakes zoom community as a player who doesn't get toyed with easily.

If anyone wants to look at this image and add his/her point of view, insight and/or just scavenge theories to enlighten my weakling-mind, go. Go, for the love of God.

Here's the message in question:

Okay.

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Back to the topic of the #'s that I like and dislike.

I'll be short and sweet, because I fear that if my number of posts goes beyond control, the hall monitors of 2p2 will whip my a** and IP-ban my innocent soul for good.

I don't want to get banned! I love writing, updating my PG&C thread. Because when Rapidesh123 - the hero of mankind and all the outer galaxies, containing aliens who smoke space-weed - replies to my thread, I'm totally in awe.

Receiving a rapidesh comment in my PG&C thread is a feeling similar to eating a giant-a** scoop of peanut butter with your f*cking spoon, because. F*ck. It's the last thing you got in your whole apartment that's not a vegetable. LOL

The #'s that are symbolic to me will be addressed in my next thread. Organisation.

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Far away from my weak mind, the idea of confusing my die-hard-fanbase with mixed topics within one post. Creating more posts is free anyway!

Wootz.! Get good Batman-lister. Omg I'm so arrogant. XD

I swear to God, on my vampyric, braincell-depleted, apathy-driven alcoholic mother's grave that this is my last post. I'll cooldown-myself at least for 1 hour before creating content.

Btw if I could have three wishes (after this non-sense I'll hop to the relevant symbolic-#'s- topic and call it off for the time being), this is what it would look like (in descending priority order)

3)Develop a 0.001% WWSF value versus either SowietWings, yousseffahmed or jjisnoob. These three nooblets hack my cards. I hate them! Die by fire! XD

2)Die in my sleep, from a COVID-19 infection, so that I can finally access the Realm of the Immortals, surrounded by my Heavenbound brothers, my lovely Godess "Valkyrja" and the animal kingdom. (the main reason I want to go to Heaven is to stop having to pay for my crack-cocaine and water bottles though) Honesty first, guys! ^^

1)This is my most cherished dream. It's both utopic and insane, but I'll share it with you guys. Maybe this is fate giving me the opportunity to make magic happen and my most intense, dopamine-frenzy fantasy will actually realize. For real.

I'm so f*cking shy but I have to let it out.

I have to be a real man and surpass my fear of appearing ridicule to my fanbase. At the very worst outcome-unfolding, Rapidesh123 will laugh at me and i'll be marked for death for eternity.

Anyway, without further due - here it is - my most sincere, true, heart-guided, pure-spirited and intense wish. I'll make it short and then move on.



Whew, now my secret #'s is reduced to zero. Zeroed!!!!! Zeroed! Zeroed!!!!!!!!!

I feel as light-weight as Rapidesh's wallet after his visit to the Magic the Nerd'ering store.

Thank you for hearing me out, fans & fan'sesses.

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#'s.

I give myself 5 minutes to clear this topic. Here we go. Onwards, mercenary:

2 - I love this number. A couple. Duality. Synergy. Balance. Nature. I love pairs.

3- I developed a strong love for this number. It's the everlasting equilibrium based on the perpetual brotherly love. Triangles never fall.

4- Bolt Thrower, *MY* band - my toy, my reason to live. 1992 - The IVth Crusade. Fourth LP album release from the band, Fourth tour, and the musical arrangements within all of this masterpiece of an art-jewel is based in 4's (time signatures)

5- I hate this. Thailand monkeys use the expression "55" to say *lol" in their language. I'm really racist and I hate asians. To the Last. To the f*cking last. I hate 5.

6- The shape of this # reminds me of an obese woman with a big McDonalds-McNuggets-Happy mind. Eww!

7- Lucky 7. You in for the kill, baby kitty? My gift of being conscious and alive and looking in your teenager doll eyes is nothing more, nothing less than a gift I'd be willing to go immolate myself 777 times in a row for to ensure to never lose. I love you. You're a cannon, when you wear black. You'll learn to know it.

8- My absolute worst nightmare of a number. 8-ball = black = I hate black people, because in my point of view, they're all stupid. And they smell like sh*t. Nothing I can do about that image.

9- Immortality. My cat Binx has 9 lives!!!!!!!

10- Perfect, baby. I'd bring you to the beach if I didn't want to die when I hallucinate a ghost, a mirage, a non-conscious entity seeing your legs when you belong to me and to me only. You're a 10/10 in your own way, baby-cat. You're so pretty I want to burn my angel wings every night so that you can shed a tear when you lose my eye contact for 0.001 second.

-You are. a. 12/10. Total War, baby. Cannot top that, in any way, shape or form.

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I dedicate this beautiful day where I recaptured the essence of the joy and passion of writing to my fanbase through 2p2, the only website where Rapidesh gets attention from non-MagicCards-peoople - to the girl in my picture. I googled "14 year old girl" and since then, my #1 occupation during daytime (and night too, but that's between me and her ^_^) has been looking at that picture and speaking to it out loud, pretending that the candy-cannon -total, absolute piece-of-art young lady- accepts my heart and becomes my girlfriend forevermore, duty-bound to belong to me under every circumstances.

I dedicate my eternal life to the girl in the picture.

Maybe Rapidesh123 can help me track her if I buy him powerful Magic Cards.

I popped 7 amphetamine pills about 8 hours ago, but the effect is long gone. I'm feeling a little tired, but I'm totally into writing on my computer, right now.

I'm thirsty like a cactus in the desert, my jaw hurts, my angel eyes are half closed and I forgot to smoke a cigarette for the last 2 hours.

But receiving a message from you, baby-cat, who tells me he's a lurker and demonstrate the will-power to emerge out of the f*cking fog of war to comment. Receiving that basic & simple message from you, FanzendeiroBH - confirms to me that my hard work is duty-bound to serve a good cause.

Thank you for your interest, young padawan-of-the-nightsky. I love you. Cara. Cara. Would you happen to be Brazilian, amigo?

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GL sir

That's some good **** (and I don't mean the rambling).

plz never stop blogging. I would pay for this kind of content lol

I'm a big fan of irresponsible drug use but you could probably cool it with the racism and pedo stuff imo

pretty wtf at that pedo comment get some help

Ban reason for Finland22 - "I rarely ban someone without any warning, but after all the reports by multiple people for multiple posts all with the same disturbing pattern of homophobia and racism, this seems best."

He gets banned on another account, then creates this one and sends this PM:

And so here we are. OP is back to bragging about his drug use, how racist he is, and now he's sharing his pedo fantasies.

OP, if you were being honest about your drug problems before, and your drug use now - get some help. Seriously.

If you were joking about it either time, you seem to be something of a tool.

Either way, you're not welcome here any more. Either you have some serious drug issues you need to deal with, and being here probably doesn't help, or you're just a huge troll. You don't seem to be able to stay away from the racist **** either. Your time here is up.

Um, OK then. Best of luck to you finding a site where you can pay to read a racist homophobic pedo's drug-induced ramblings; with any luck he'll also be calling his readers baby-cats and mini-kitty-cherry-bellies. Sadly, it might be a profitable blog, thanks to people like yourself with such...discerning tastes.

I think he was clearly on a massive downswing (he said that he busted his entire bankroll earlier in the thread when he was playing 200nl) and he reacted by posting stuff like this.

Kind of a shame that he did this. He seemed decent at poker and it was nice to read his strategy and hand histories. If he had focused purely on that, he could have done quite well.

Re read his rambling posts (I was too tired yesterday to go through the ****). He withdrew the money supposedly for more drugs, and escorts?

Don't know what he did with the 1k cash advance and 25z.

good job bobo, what's left of his self worth gets a kick out of trying to shock people and since he can't do it IRL he does it here. the pedo sh*t is hopefully some sad attempt at that, otherwise we can just hope the drugs do the world a favor and finish him off

+1

It's such a sad story, unbelievable how fast he ruined his life. I talked with him a lot 2 years ago, we sweated each other and at that time he was doing weed and speed while living in the mental hospital (there's a youtube video we played HU and you can see he was quite entertaining in there btw). Tbh he was a funny guy and had a lot of funny jokes like calling alltoonew a spongehead, shouting at bad regs.

He talked a lot of weird stuff and I ignored a lot because guy was just on drugs all day, obv nothing close to the pedo stuff that he posted here. He said he did stuff like punching a random girl on burger king and going inside a bank shirtless and laying down on the floor (and obv stabbing that old woman in his old thread).

After he started doing coke his roll went downhill pretty fast(it used to be $50k at some point) and when he said to me he was doing crack it looked like his sanity was gone and the guy just became really annoying and didn't want to get out of the hole he dug himself in.

I unblocked him on skype some days ago asking to go back to studying poker together, but he came with this pedo stuff and crack, posted a picture with a lot of scars on his wrist(not sure if it's suicide attempts or drug use, tbh I can't tell the difference). And that's when he posted all this stuff in here and I've blocked him again.

He said he met one guy in the streets, smoked crack with him and started screaming at a girl and her father. I think it's wise to at least inform the situation to the Montreal police, we might be in a position to save a little girl's life, anyone got an idea of whom to contact?