I fell in love with her. Bought her a multi-colored rose at the flower store and I'm planning to give her a 1-hour-long foot massage.

Finland22 is romantic with the right girl

Spent the last 3 hours writing 50+ comments on my favourite band - Bolt Thrower - facebook wall XD

I'm done with poker, ima become a guitar jammer in the metro station. Onwards to victory! XD XD XD

Napilnick666 best 200z reg

Worst = shifftyy

middle grounds = Jose Mourinho a.k.a. EverLastingSunRunVsFinland XDXD

bruh

Mby you should just let that one go. Glgl with the poker

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PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 91.05 BB
Hero (SB): 103.98 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 56.83 BB
MP: 137.65 BB
CO: 376.94 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) J T 8
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (6 BB, 2 players) A
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (6 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero checks, BB bets 4.28 BB, Hero raises to 15 BB, fold

Hero wins 13.82 BB


BTN: 132.21 BB
SB: 166.82 BB
BB: 318.15 BB
UTG: 114.44 BB
Hero (MP): 257.88 BB
CO: 171.99 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A A

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 6 9 4
BB checks, Hero bets 1.73 BB, BB raises to 6.95 BB, Hero calls 5.23 BB

Turn: (19.4 BB, 2 players) 7
BB bets 5.88 BB, Hero raises to 22 BB, BB calls 16.13 BB

River: (63.4 BB, 2 players) K
BB checks, Hero bets 52 BB, BB raises to 286.7 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 174.43 BB and is all-in

BB shows 8 8 (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 20%, Flop 16%, Turn 23%)
Hero shows A A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 80%, Flop 84%, Turn 77%)
Hero wins 514.89 BB

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 245.88 BB
SB: 100.5 BB
BB: 200.13 BB
UTG: 111.57 BB
MP: 137.78 BB
CO: 57.96 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 7 7

fold, MP raises to 2.2 BB, fold, Hero calls 2.2 BB, fold, BB calls 1.2 BB

Flop: (7.1 BB, 3 players) 9 K 8
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

Turn: (7.1 BB, 3 players) 4
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

River: (7.1 BB, 3 players) T
BB bets 8.43 BB, fold, Hero calls 8.43 BB

BB shows 4 6 (One Pair, Fours)
(Pre 19%, Flop 38%, Turn 32%)
Hero shows 7 7 (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 81%, Flop 62%, Turn 68%)
Hero wins 22.76 BB

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
SB: 359.58 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 59.43 BB
MP: 115.51 BB
Hero (CO): 348.96 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T T

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, Hero calls 2 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 3 players) T J A
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets 4.12 BB, BB raises to 15.14 BB, fold, Hero calls 11.03 BB

Turn: (36.78 BB, 2 players) 3
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (36.78 BB, 2 players) 7
BB checks, Hero checks

BB shows K Q (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 44%, Flop 61%, Turn 57%)
Hero mucks T T (Three of a Kind, Tens)
(Pre 56%, Flop 39%, Turn 43%)
BB wins 35.41 BB

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 102.39 BB
Hero (SB): 336.3 BB
BB: 157.74 BB
UTG: 233.07 BB
MP: 205.63 BB
CO: 100 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K 4

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) Q A 5
Hero bets 1.88 BB, BB calls 1.88 BB

Turn: (9.76 BB, 2 players) 2
Hero bets 6.18 BB, BB calls 6.18 BB

River: (22.12 BB, 2 players) 7
Hero bets 11 BB, BB calls 11 BB

Hero shows K 4 (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 59%, Flop 17%, Turn 34%)
BB shows Q J (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 42%, Flop 83%, Turn 66%)
BB wins 42.75 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100.82 BB
SB: 88.76 BB
Hero (BB): 178.55 BB
UTG: 153.3 BB
MP: 100.5 BB
CO: 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K Q

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 9 A 7
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 5
Hero bets 13 BB, fold

Hero wins 6.18 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 134.89 BB
SB: 145.62 BB
Hero (BB): 110.57 BB
UTG: 97.62 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 201.63 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 5 8

UTG raises to 2.35 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 1.35 BB

Flop: (5.2 BB, 2 players) T 7 5
Hero checks, UTG bets 1.53 BB, Hero raises to 6 BB, UTG raises to 14.98 BB, Hero calls 8.98 BB

Turn: (35.16 BB, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, UTG bets 26.69 BB, Hero calls 26.69 BB

River: (88.54 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, UTG bets 53.6 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 53.6 BB

UTG shows A A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 81%, Flop 73%, Turn 57%)
Hero shows 5 8 (Two Pair, Eights and Fives)
(Pre 19%, Flop 27%, Turn 43%)
Hero wins 194.36 BB

How do you not value bet the set of tens on the river?

Because has doesn't raise AJ OTF.

Ok. Pretty funny how a set is only a bluff catcher when you get raised on the flop :P

Yeah well poker players who aren't AlienTomDwan, HairyBearGalfond or FatAwkwardNerdSauce123 don't make the grade when it comes to choosing the right combos in the appropriate spots.

Had the guy labeled as a nit, and yeah - hard to believe but - it's more likely that he checks the river with KQ than he is to raise the flop with a draw/combodraw.

#2020humans XD

Let's make it interesting bro haha. Would like your comments on:

ChirpyBrox7
Seta-Beni
theAPOLO
PeixeFeliz
Alvers2

Seta-beni = autist
Chirpy = random peasant
the apolo = random peasant
peixe = autist
alvers2 = random peasant

I'm officially retired from poker. I believe Pokerstars is rigged and ****s my cards up.

Withdrew all my roll.

I'm starting a new life with my 18-yo-girlfriend Alexandra (My name's Alexandre and I'm 29) and we're going to live together soon.

Bye bye poker, had fun with my thread(s) and you guys.

Hail Alexandra!

You are all over the place.

Best of luck bro

good luck in your new life!

If somebody wants to stake me for 200z, I'm asking for a 3.500$ USD roll. 75% in your favour. Stake ends when you say it.

I'll show you my 200z lifetime graph as well as send you a 1-hour long video of myself playing w/ thought process.

Thank you for considering my demand!

so you basicly want to play .25/.5 vs nl200 players?

I don't understand - care to explain further please? Thanks.

Deposited 999$ USD and I'm gonna lay the anti-Soviet-tank mines on the battlefield.

Gonna implode this tiny roll @ 200z and lose KK vs AA in a 4b pot, set over set, 400bb deep, vs some chinese ****** called donlongxiua888 or some sh*t.

My girlfriend's 1500$ red boots are in play.

Beat: Lost 3.8k in a session where if luck and absence of luck didn't exist, I would've ben up around 4 to 5k.

Brag: Scammed the government for 8k$ - just like everyone in my FakeFriends circle did. Hail Canada, land of the weaklings. Hail.

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
SB: 196.66 BB
Hero (BB): 63.57 BB
UTG: 231.03 BB
MP: 310.91 BB
CO: 41.68 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T J

fold, fold, CO raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 6 Q 2
Hero checks, CO bets 3 BB, Hero raises to 8 BB, CO calls 5 BB

Turn: (22.5 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 12 BB, fold

Hero wins 21.38 BB

PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 103.97 BB
SB: 238.7 BB
Hero (BB): 41.4 BB
UTG: 113.34 BB
MP: 214.99 BB
CO: 285.46 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4 5

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2 BB, SB calls 1.5 BB, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 3 players) 7 5 J
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (6 BB, 3 players) 9
SB checks, Hero bets 7.98 BB, fold, SB calls 7.98 BB

River: (21.96 BB, 2 players) 7
SB checks, Hero checks

SB shows 3 A (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 56%, Flop 19%, Turn 27%)
Hero shows 4 5 (Two Pair, Sevens and Fives)
(Pre 44%, Flop 81%, Turn 73%)
Hero wins 20.86 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 133.42 BB
SB: 167.25 BB
Hero (BB): 97.29 BB
UTG: 239.99 BB
MP: 86.27 BB
CO: 501.21 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J T

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (4.5 BB, 2 players) 9 J K
Hero checks, UTG bets 2.14 BB, Hero calls 2.14 BB

Turn: (8.78 BB, 2 players) J
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (8.78 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero checks, UTG checks

Hero shows J T (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 63%, Flop 83%, Turn 82%)
UTG shows 8 7 (Flush, Jack High)
(Pre 37%, Flop 17%, Turn 18%)
UTG wins 8.34 BB


PokerStars - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 101.5 BB
BB: 380.88 BB
UTG: 111.55 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6 A

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, SB raises to 10 BB, fold, Hero calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (21 BB, 2 players) 7 6 J
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (21 BB, 2 players) 4
SB bets 6.59 BB, Hero calls 6.59 BB

River: (34.17 BB, 2 players) K
SB checks, Hero bets 13 BB, fold

Hero wins 32.8 BB

Blew my 999$ faster than a chinese person ignores an immolated person on the bench next to him. Thank God the Canadian government is the best there is!

KANADAZ

Joke: What does Justin Trudeau say when he wants to be convincing?

sure, with 25-75 split, for every Big Blind you win, you get $2 * 0.25 = $0.5 which is exactly 1 big blind on nl50.

Bolt Thrower - The IVth Crusade (1992)

Mortified by the lack of conscience,
Our sanctity bears no relevance.
Insignificance is our existence,
Hear the litany of life's persistence.
Our pleas for mercy fall upon
unhearing ears,
Take my life, my soul, wipe away these
bitter tears.
Vanquished in the name of your god,
One of the same to whom we all pray.
Vanquished in the name of your god,
One of the same to whom we onced
prayed
Try to close my mind - From the
screams I hear,
Repentance is denied, the
conformation of my fear.

How's the poker going mate?

bump

So here I am, in debt of 2.5k$ and no money left in my stars

Gonna load up a 1k roll and grind 25z and see how it goes from there