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12-02-2020 , 08:50 PM
Poker Faces in the Crowd: Mr. Kahuna

In this month's issue of 2p2 Mag, I wrote about playing in the Big Boys Game with Mr. Kahuna.

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Around seven o’clock, Mr. Kahuna arrives. He’s a dark-haired bruiser whose body still bears traces of youthful athleticism—football, probably—softened now by decades of boozy intemperance. As he lumbers through the cardroom in a bright-orange sweater, barely concealed glimmers of delight appear in the eyes of the bumhunters and gossipy regs. Their eyes say, Yum Yum. It’s been said that Mr. Kahuna has singlehandedly revived the local poker economy, a few times. It’s been said that he’s very, very good for the game.
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12-03-2020 , 12:06 PM
Ha, we have a Bob the Realtor in our game; probably no relation to Realtor Bob. Odds that every game has a Bob who's a realtor?

GenjoyingstorytimeG
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12-03-2020 , 01:12 PM
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GenjoyingstorytimeG
+1

great writing as usual imo

hope you’re doing well sir
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12-05-2020 , 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by gobbledygeek
Ha, we have a Bob the Realtor in our game; probably no relation to Realtor Bob. Odds that every game has a Bob who's a realtor?

GenjoyingstorytimeG
Odds are good! I appreciate the universality of poker nicknames—no matter where you play, I feel like everyone knows a Big Jim or a Realtor Bob. Different cardrooms, same characters.

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
+1

great writing as usual imo

hope you’re doing well sir
Thanks RTP, you too. I saw a Washington Poast oped a while back that you might appreciate—Jen Shahade's "Five Myths About Chess." Her discussion of pawns was esp interesting to me.

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Myth No. 5: The king is the most important piece in chess.

Teachers and how-to guides often reiterate that, while the queen is the most powerful piece, the king is the most important — a principle repeated in online chess tutorials and enshrined on Wikipedia.

But eight foot-soldiers have something to say about that. The mighty pawn, the only piece that captures differently than it moves, trudges ahead one step at a time. Since it’s the only piece that cannot move backward, every push is final. Pawns form the bones of the game: Play would be a mushy mess without them.

Pawn power was sent to the lab for study when, this year, Alpha Zero played against itself in nine variations on chess. Five of the variants tweaked the rules governing pawns. In torpedo chess, in which pawns can move two squares at a time, tactical volatility was hugely increased. Another variant, in which pawns moved backward, led to fewer decisive games, since that rule allowed for the reversal of strategic errors. Change the pawn, and you shake the very essence of the game. In the words of 18th-century French chess champion Francois-Andre Danican Philidor, “The pawns are the soul of chess.”
I also watched The Queen's Gambit. Very solid as you and many others said!
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12-05-2020 , 04:35 PM
Jen is v cool and friendly. She plays poker actively as well.

Nice!
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12-05-2020 , 08:30 PM
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tents and outdoor seating [/URL]are on the rise, thanks to our country's magnificent handling of the pandemic. Cmon over and visit, Dr.!
Would be a rich irony if I travelled your way for a poker game when we’ve gone 37 days here with zero cases. Tents by the beach don’t look so bad, must admit. Can’t see the Crown oligarchs willing to set up tent by the Yarra river, unfortunately, but I’m sure a few locals would be pleased if they did.
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12-14-2020 , 02:52 PM
Heyyyyyo

Been so long!

Before I get the chance to read some updates and seek out photos of your fuzzy friends, let me make the most of my hypomanic state and leave you with this amazing album:

https://open.spotify.com/album/2kqIg...Q7KbN2tNkBv4OA

Catchya soon.
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12-22-2020 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro
Jen is v cool and friendly. She plays poker actively as well.
We had an enjoyable chat a few years back in Vegas. She has a poker-focused podcast called The Grid that might be worth a listen. And plenty of chess content too as I'm sure you're aware.

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Originally Posted by DrTJO
Would be a rich irony if I travelled your way for a poker game when we’ve gone 37 days here with zero cases. Tents by the beach don’t look so bad, must admit. Can’t see the Crown oligarchs willing to set up tent by the Yarra river, unfortunately, but I’m sure a few locals would be pleased if they did.
Hmmm....does this mean that it's time for my long-overdue return trip to Melbourne?

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Originally Posted by InkyPoker
Heyyyyyo

Been so long!

Before I get the chance to read some updates and seek out photos of your fuzzy friends, let me make the most of my hypomanic state and leave you with this amazing album:

https://open.spotify.com/album/2kqIg...Q7KbN2tNkBv4OA

Catchya soon.
Thanks for popping in and dropping some music recs! I hadn't heard of Ranglin...I like

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Tomorrow I'm heading to AZ for the holidays. Much is up in the air. Will I complete my hours challenge? Will I be forced to ship Garick a G? Will I survive a crosscountry drive amidst a raging pandemic?
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12-23-2020 , 10:34 AM
Huh. I was just thinking about your challenge last night as you were about to post. If you finished it just before this post, I win a bet with myself.

I was thinking about your writing marathon because I've been on one myself. Just wrapped the first draft of Chapter 3 of my diss. I also got comments from my advisor on Chapter 2 yesterday, and not too much revision needed, so it seems to be going well. Lockdown is good for something at least.
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12-24-2020 , 06:24 PM
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Hmmm....does this mean that it's time for my long-overdue return trip to Melbourne?
That would be an idea! I’m sure you would enjoy it here again. Would love to show you the more interesting parts. Will be interesting to see what happens re Oz-e Millions (it’s officially postponed, of course). I’ve heard the new, smaller poker room is opening in January (the old poker space is now filled with baccarat tables), so guess we’ll hear some news soon. It’s hard to see it running without internationals—so let’s hope those vaccines work (and airlines don’t charge too much).
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12-24-2020 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DrTJO
That would be an idea! I’m sure you would enjoy it here again. Would love to show you the more interesting parts. Will be interesting to see what happens re Oz-e Millions (it’s officially postponed, of course). I’ve heard the new, smaller poker room is opening in January (the old poker space is now filled with baccarat tables), so guess we’ll hear some news soon. It’s hard to see it running without internationals—so let’s hope those vaccines work (and airlines don’t charge too much).
On this note, I failed to put 2 + 2 together back in January DrTJO and realize that you live in Melbourne Another time then I will reach out to you (as I see myself playing Aussie Millions again/re-revisiting Australia)
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12-25-2020 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dubnjoy000
On this note, I failed to put 2 + 2 together back in January DrTJO and realize that you live in Melbourne Another time then I will reach out to you (as I see myself playing Aussie Millions again/re-revisiting Australia)
That would be cool! Maybe we’ll battle it out in some PLO cash, too, he he. There’s bound to be a decent gig around at the time, as well (the Healesville meditation centre is also worth a visit, if you so be inclined). Or maybe you, Bob and me can just hang out and talk about our unfinished novels and use a RNG to figure out who will finish his first!
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12-25-2020 , 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Huh. I was just thinking about your challenge last night as you were about to post. If you finished it just before this post, I win a bet with myself.
I'm not finished yet. Does losing the bet with yourself involve shipping someone itt G? Asking for RoadtoPro.
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I was thinking about your writing marathon because I've been on one myself. Just wrapped the first draft of Chapter 3 of my diss. I also got comments from my advisor on Chapter 2 yesterday, and not too much revision needed, so it seems to be going well. Lockdown is good for something at least.
Congrats! Glad to hear you're rapidly approaching the finish line.

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maybe you, Bob and me can just hang out and talk about our unfinished novels and use a RNG to figure out who will finish his first!
I think I just discovered my New Year's resolution!

Merry Christmas from sunny AZ, yall. After sweating a Covid test in Nola
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negative

I drove ten hours and camped at this festive free park in Junction, TX
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Then I drove another ten, arrived in Green Valley, and have spent Christmas watching NBA on the couch. EZ game.
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12-27-2020 , 11:08 AM
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I'm not finished yet.
Eek! GL, mang.

When you getting back to NOLA? We're going to be down there for the MLK weekend, if you'd like to grab a socially distanced beer.
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12-29-2020 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
Eek! GL, mang.
Results below. Do you take Bitcoin?
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When you getting back to NOLA? We're going to be down there for the MLK weekend, if you'd like to grab a socially distanced beer.
Not sure. Either MLK weekend or the weekend after—I'll keep ya updated. Would be great to meet up if the timing works out!
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12-29-2020 , 01:37 PM
December Recap


Congrats to Joe "Kolebear" Hebert, who just shipped the US Main for over 1.5 milly. Joe is a Nola guy who's been grinding the donkament scene for a long time, and his win is much-deserved. Next up will be a HU match with Damian Salas, the Euro winner, for an additional milly and a bracelet.

Sweating the live updates last night felt weird. The whole thing is weird tbh. Some people are calling this incarnation of the WSOP's 10K buyin tourney "The Fake Main," while others are bemoaning the WSOP's handling of Upeshka De Silva, who was DQed for failing a Covid test. Will be interesting to see how things continue to develop.

Wile E. Coyote sighting
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Operation Deny Garick
[1210/1200]
EZ Game!
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for Garick
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12-29-2020 , 02:46 PM
Huge congrats! You have earned all of the puppies.

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12-30-2020 , 02:57 PM
[QUOTE=Garick;56801163]Huge congrats! You have earned all of the puppies.

Thanks G! I appreciate the pups, as always.

Speaking of, I discovered this last week in a 2020 "Best of" section of Time Magazine. Be forewarned, this was my response


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12-30-2020 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bob_124
Congrats to Joe "Kolebear" Hebert, who just shipped the US Main for over 1.5 milly[/URL]. Joe is a Nola guy who's been grinding the donkament scene for a long time, and his win is much-deserved.
I looked him up. Pretty untypical HendonMob results, tbh, where he has a TON of results in 500$ and under BIs with a few scores in the 1-2k BI region : it is pretty rare to see someone gather a decent HM with such low BIs, AKA the definition of a donkament grinder

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Next up will be a HU match with Damian Salas, the Euro winner, for an additional milly and a bracelet.
Pretty interesting that Damian Salas stems from Argentina (I do not know him) He seems like a very solid player though (4th in Argentina on the HM).
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01-01-2021 , 11:04 AM
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I looked him up. Pretty untypical HendonMob results, tbh, where he has a TON of results in 500$ and under BIs with a few scores in the 1-2k BI region : it is pretty rare to see someone gather a decent HM with such low BIs, AKA the definition of a donkament grinder
Indeed! That's how we do in LA #LouisianaGrind
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Pretty interesting that Damian Salas stems from Argentina (I do not know him) He seems like a very solid player though (4th in Argentina on the HM).
I think he FTed the Main a few years ago. Don't know much about his game but no slouch I'm sure. Should make for a fun match.
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01-01-2021 , 12:43 PM
2020 Recap, Looking Ahead


Some of my favorite discoveries:

Emily Mandel's novel Station 11

The Song Exploder episode about NIN's Hurt reminded me how epic that song is—both Reznor's version and also Johnny Cash's cover.

I finally watched The Sopranos. LOL at my life!

I can remember being excited for The Last Dance when it came out—and that documentary satisfied, despite its flaws—but the true GOAT doc that I saw was OJ: Made in America.

Pokerwise, I played 100 hours of LOLive action before the pandemapocalypse hit. It was surprisingly easy to go without playing. That said, I still feel a strong attraction to the game and I look forward to the day when I can return to the live felt. Given how things are shaping up with the vaccine, I doubt I’ll be playing live anytime soon—possibly not till next fall—so I plan to dedicate some time to studying/light online grinding.

I taught three classes over Zoom and tbh it was fine, even preferable in certain ways, thanks to small class sizes that fostered dialogue. I’m a little worried that my next one is expected to have 20ish students—still a small number, all things considered, but much tuffer to keep everyone involved. I can’t imagine lecturing into a computer screen to fifty students with their cameras turned off, or spending all day digitally babysitting dozens of elementary-schoolers and their helicopter parents. Please send some words of encouragement to your full-time teacher friends when you get a chance. It’s been a rough year for many of them.

On the writing side, I made progress on my book—about 80% of a full draft, 300 pages, if I had to guess. There were definitely some tough stretches. A few months into the year, after I’d sent my agent 100+ pages and a revised proposal, she completely ghosted me. Imagine how this non-news might be received: you put in hundreds of hours of work to move a project forward, send things along to the person who’s (in theory) most committed to your success, and instead of hearing “meh” or “you suck,” there’s no response at all—nothing. Unfortunately, this is the way things can work in the publishing world.

At the time, it was tempting to "take a break," to find a new agent, or even, as my housemate casually suggested, to abandon the project altogether. I decided to just keep writing. I'm glad I did. It was liberating to write exclusively "for myself," without any external constraints or expectations, and it reminded me how much I love the process of learning and discovery, which, for me, the act of writing facilitates.

I think I’m done with writing-oriented volume goals, for now. I have an aversion to goal-setting, life hacks, self-help, workism, hustle culture, etc—even as I aspire to be productive. As I look ahead to this year, I want to focus on the quality, not just the quantity, of time spent working. This is no easy task. As anyone who's seen The Social Experiment knows, our attention is constantly in danger of being hijacked by whatever device we happen to be using.
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“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone,” wrote Blaise Pascal. Did any of us remember how to sit quietly, alone, without a phone in hand? I certainly didn’t. By the time the curtain closed on act one of our political tragedy, if there was action to be taken, I was in no state to take it. I had long since lost control of my attention.
So what's the GTO play? Go completely off-grid a la Craig Mod? Follow Dubnjoy into a remote Tibetan village for a month-long meditation retreat? Say **** it and load up another Netflix dramedy? Tricky questions, for sure.

I do love me some arbitrary challenges—this is the notorious inglorious PGC subforum, after all!—and so I give you

Bob's Books [0/52]

Aside from one year during grad school, I doubt I’ve read more than thirty books in a year, so this will be a fun challenge for me. I plan to keep updating this thread in much the same manner: a little about writing, a little more about books, some obligatory puppy pics, and some poker sprinkled in.

Thanks, as always, to the readers/lurkers/poasters itt. GL in 2021!

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01-02-2021 , 06:45 PM
Looking forward to the weekly book reports! Pleased that you soldiered on with your writing, even though your agent suddenly became apparitional. Tend to agree that tempered expectations are best and choosing to write because that’s what you “do” is the enlightened way. I wish I had some evidence or personal experience to prove this is the case, but, hey, I guess we’re all accustomed to varying degrees of uncertainty. Conclusion: writing is probably + EV.
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01-02-2021 , 09:00 PM
So whatcha writing, Bob? Academic or literary? Sorry to hear about your agent. Definitely sounds like it's time to find new representation.
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01-03-2021 , 01:32 PM
Thanks for the good wishes Dr.!

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Looking forward to the weekly book reports!
I'll deliver weekly book reports if and only if you start a new PGC otherwise monthly updates

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So whatcha writing, Bob? Academic or literary?
A book about the pokerz, of course. My goal is to use zero footnotes. (I will, however, attempt to mention The Barbary Wars.) Dunno how literary. My monthly 2p2 scribblings probably give the best sense of what to expect. Speaking of...
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01-03-2021 , 01:34 PM
Poker Faces in the Crowd: The Producer

In this month's issue of 2p2 Mag, I wrote about a car accident, the origins of poker, and chickens

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Suddenly I felt defensive. Who did this Brooklynite think he was, briefly swooping into town for a few stories? I wanted to tell him about Washboard Lissa and Nervous Duane, about Rain and Floyd and Joey and Paul and Jim and Chris and all the others, the porch-sitting great-grandmothers, the hoopsters hustling in St. Roch Park, the extravagantly besuited geezers shuffling into church, the dreamy fishermen hoping to get lucky on Lake Pontchartrain. I wanted to tell him about all of the chance-takers who had lived and died here for three hundred years and who will live and die for three hundred more, or for however long this stubborn catastrophe-battered city endures. But I didn’t. I just nodded soberly, in the manner of a grizzled native, when in fact I was an outsider—a New Yorker, like the producer—and I would always be an outsider. “Living here,” I finally said, “you opt into risks that you might not encounter elsewhere—storms, crime, potholes.”

“Another connection to poker,” the camera guy said.
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