The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death by Colson Whitehead (Doubleday, 2014)
“Poker was the perfect game for me, as I didn’t have to speak. It was like Disneyland for hermits. I had found the place where I could go out among the humans, elbow to elbow for hours, and not say a ****ing word” (85).
Misanthrope Meets Vegas
Book summary: “‘The Noble Hustle’ is, as its subtitle, "Poker, Beef Jerky and Death," suggests, a witty, wandering book about poker and anything else that floated through Whitehead's consciousness during its composition, some of which is funny or interesting. The book expands articles commissioned for the ESPN-associated sports blog Grantland, which in 2011 supplied him a $10,000 buy-in for the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in Las Vegas in exchange for a report on his experience.” (
http://www.arcamax.com/entertainment...iews/s-1516929)
Let’s start with the good: The Noble Hustle is effing funny, and Whitehead can
write. The book is filled with hilarious observations, wry humor, punchy one-liners.
On old people: “We passed the geriatric zombies in tracksuits installed at the slots, empty coin buckets overturned on their oxygen tanks. These gray-skinned doomed tugged on the levers, blinked, tugged again. Blink. Tug. Blink” (106).
On coach (and fellow writer) Helen Ellis: “She’d teach me things. About poker. About life. It’d be like one of those racial harmony movies I never go to see, like The blind Side, where a Southern white lady instructs a weirdo black guy in how to use a fork” (65)
On poker strategy: “Pick your fights like you pick your nose: with complete awareness of where you are.”
The whole book is like this—a wry, funny mock-epic in which Whitehead laughs at poker players, old people, writers, readers, and—above all—himself. We learn that the author hails from The Republic of Anhedonia, that miserable place where no one can feel pleasure. (“an-he-donia,” the epigraph reads, “the inability to experience pleasure”). Fitting, then, that the author is drawn to two other seamy stops on the map: Atlantic City and Vegas. Back in the day, when a younger Whitehead bussed to AC for weekend jaunts, casinos were different. Now they’ve been thoroughly commercialized, transformed into “Leisure Industrial Complexes”: “The contemporary casino is more than a gambling destination; it’s a multifarious pleasure enclosure intended to satisfy every member of the family unit” (8). It’s nice that casino offers a bit more buff and sheen than in the past, but it’s also confusing. “Where have all the molesters gone, the weenie wagglers and chicken hawks? Whither the diddlers?” (5). The answer, it turns out, is among poker players. Whitehead enters the poker room at the Tropicana, takes a look at the grubby clientele, and sighs a sigh of relief: “I found my degradation” (9).
Writing as Consolation
“I had been here before, in American cities of a certain size, a bunch of gnawed wing bones before me. Drinking beer alone among flat-screens and dead eyes. What happen in Vegas stays in Vegas, because in the end, whatever goes down, whatever you get up to, your triumphs and transgressions, nobody actually understands what it means except for you. What did it mean to you in your secret heart to win that money or lose that money, to hold that person. To see them walk away. It is unshareable. No one to narc on you to the folks back home: the only narc here is you” (18).
There’s a confessional impulse in this book, a veiled anguish that never finds expression. Whitehead writes vaguely about his (unnamed) wife and kid and divorce, about agony and depression and beef jerky. Ultimately, though, the narrator prefers to hide behind his “half-dead mask” (1).
How can writing be a consolation? I'm reminded by a quote from DFW:
“I had a teacher I liked who used to say good fiction’s job was to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable. I guess a big part of serious fiction’s purpose is to give the reader, who like all of us is sort of marooned in her own skull, to give her imaginative access to other selves…We all suffer alone in the real world; true empathy’s impossible. But if a piece of fiction can allow us imaginatively to identify with a character’s pain, we might then also more easily conceive of others identifying with our own. This is nourishing, redemptive; we become less alone inside” —David Foster Wallace
Writing to feel less alone: this is what Wallace and, I believe, Whitehead are trying to do. Poker is odd in that it’s a deeply social game—talking, laughing, drinking—but it’s also filled with hostility, camouflages, “masks,” the feeling that you’re alone in a crowd. The narrator of The Noble Hustle surrounds himself with “losers,” with Big Mitches, Robotrons, and Methy Mikes—all cartoon characters, abstractions—who hide behind “wretched camouflage[s]” and surely feel as alone as the foreigner from Anhedonia.
Whitehead may be trying to work out, through writing, his relationship to these people, and to the way in which they (and we) are linked through shared experience. As Wallace put it,
“I just think that to look across the room and automatically assume that somebody else is less aware than me, or that somehow their interior life is less rich, and complicated, and acutely perceived than mine, makes me not as good a writer. Because that means I’m going to be performing for a faceless audience, instead of trying to have a conversation with a person.”
One of the incredible things about Wallace's fiction is that it enters into many kinds of minds—both attractive and repugnant—with respect and an uncanny degree of understanding. Every kind of person was of interest to him. With that said, I don’t think he—or Whitehead—are able to achieve this kind of intimacy in their nonfiction. How much can you know about someone you just met? How much can you know about someone who's wearing shades, a hoodie, and is trying to deceive you? I’d say that Wallace's and Whitehead's nonfictional personas are pretty similar: an intelligent outsider (and a bit of a smart-ass) who’s writing about some weird subculture with curiosity and awe.
AC, Vegas, Busto!
The book moves in three acts: a “training trip” to AC, where Whitehead tests his mettle and explains the rules of Hold’em; (2) a visit to and history of Vegas, which reads like a kind of preamble to the tournament; and (3) the Main Event, where our humble author strives, and fails, to advance deep. The shadow of McManus looms large in this final section (and Whitehead mentions him more than once). How the hell do you outdo an author who not only writes eloquently about poker’s main event in 2000, but who nearly won the damn thing?
You don’t, it turns out. The downside of
The Noble Hustle is that it lacks substance—Whitehead knows little about poker strategy or history, and joking about his ignorance gets him only so far—and an exciting plot: Whitehead busts quietly, undramatically, and leaves without a gripping story to lean on. With nothing much to write about, Whitehead turns to humor, observation, and witty prose—and, for me, that’s enough.
Notes and Questions
Poker and the writing life (86)
Clicking chips, a cricket symphony (119)
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Next up will be Brooks Haxton's
Fading Hearts on the River.
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Originally Posted by RussellinToronto
Great commentary on the book. I actually rank this even higher than Alvarez -- or would do if Alvarez hadn't been the first.
Thanks, Russell. Interesting that you prefer McManus. I think the two books are great complements to each other--in certain ways they couldn't be more different.