Last thread went from 20€ to 6100$, and back down to 3249$ within about 2 months...

Problem was playing NLHE


If anybody finds me playing any nlhe tournament at all, i will give 100€ to some random crack-head, and take pics of both of us smoking, and post them here, give 200€ to local dog charity and post pic of receipt, and give 300€ to the guy who caught me playing NLHE!

This annoucement will last forever!

Funny thing is that my limit for MTTs is frozen at 11$ after software update, means i play every satellite there is, up to 530$ PLO for 3 to 7$, three satellites, on 3 days per week.

I dont have any plans or goals, and i will never post anything stupid like that, not even for the next day

Managed to get into 22$ PLO KOmania over first 2.20$ satellite, but busted all bigger sats today.

Been cruising to final table in the 22$ as big chipleader, and after a short bad run three handed, i shipped it for 174$, plus 348$ bounties.

Also shipped the 5.50$ 8game octopus for 111$, plus 165$ bounties.

Back on track. Very nice session.
Solid 506$ profit today.


Bankroll = 3755$

Nice!

Stone bubbled second satellite to 109$ PLO KOmania, but got into 109$ 8game.

An optimistic pro 3bet his sb in PLO with T864ds to get a bounty, and i cold-called AKT9ss in bb, just to flop top2 and gutter vs his second pair and bad flushdraw, but he got there, after calling off more than pot otf.
Guess i should have 4bet pre...

But i also got into the 215$ PLO highroller,... Though, that one got cancelled, and i only got the T-$...

Made very deep runs in 11$ 8game and 11$ PLO KOmania, just to bleed away all my chips short before final tables.

Also busted the 22$ stud8 tragically, after some initial rungood.

Down about 120$ today.


Bankroll = 3636$

Its been a crazy day

Got into 33$ and 82$ to 530$ PLO, and busted both.

Got into 55$ PLO KOmania and 109$ 8game, but busted both on the exact bubble...
But i at least got 43$ and 106$ bounties.

Ran deep in 11$ PLO KOmania and 11$ 8game again, but busted as 16th and 20th.


And i also got into the 44$ 8game tarantula, which has an amazingly good structure during late game.
Smuggled myself into the money with a tiny stack, but then ran really pure until final table, where nearly everyone had even stacks.
Reached heads up with +100bb, same as my opponent...
Ran really pure during 2-7 triple draw, and then needed 3 more variants to bust his tiny stack he had left.

Shipped it for 885$



Bankroll = 4485$

Been late regging and single tabling a 3,30$ horse turbo, and shipped it for 47$


Last bankroll update was wrong...


Bankroll = 4623$

Nice read! Would be nice to add print screens of Top 3 winnings, always make the Thread enjoyable.

GL

Thanks.
I'm only on 2+2 on my handy, and wouldnt even know how to do it from my laptop, sadly...

Exclusively use my laptop for my accounting job and poker.


Lost a hundo today, after getting into the 22$ FL 2-7 TD and 109$ plo KOmania which i busted, and then spazzed hard in the 5,50$ 8game in the money, because i wanted to go out see a friend... Only been 9/38, though

Been a really bad day...

Got into the 33$ to 530$ PLO, which only got 330$ of buy-ins for two 530$ tickets, an insane overlay...
Been slight chipleader with three left, but then lost aces aipf, and right after that, i lost topset on Q67r aiotf to stone bubble it.

Also no luck in 33$ PLO8 hot KOmania, and no real deepruns in the day-savers.


Bankroll = 4301$

Sick overlay.

Boring session today.

Lost about 150$ after having some big stacks early on in satellites.

Getting the run-bad out of the way before SCOOP starts, hahaha.


Bankroll = 4152$

I'm seeing in the lobby that there are no sats for the mixed game events. That sucks. Your gonna end up investing way more $$$ if you want to grind them hard.

Thats normal. They are only shown 24 hours before they start, or smth like that.

Aaahhhh that's cool then.

Satellites for 109$ PLO SCOOP on sunday are already in the client, but other than sats to the 11$ and 1050$, they all end up as late reg...
No clue why they did that.


Had a terrible day, starting with no breakfast, then the chain from my bike jumped off... Got to a shop, but they didnt have what i wanted...
Got to grocery store which only had one cashier with an endless line, and self checkout didnt work properly.
Chain of my bike jumped off again on my way to a friend. He annoyed me with constant babbling about nonsense, so i soon went home, but didnt get there before the chain of my bike jumped off again...


Anyway... Poker went well.

Only played a tiny session, but shipped the 7.50$ Omania for 160$, and got somewhat deep in the 11$ PLO KOmania for 45$ total, too.


Bankroll = 4277$

Got into the 55$ 8game, and min-cashed it, plus about 70$ bounties.

Also made 11th place in the 11$ PLO KOmania for 86$ total, and became 16th in 5,50$ 8game.

Somehow still managed to book a tiny loss over the short session today.


Bankroll = 4264$

Tiny profit today, funny story in next post...



SCOOP will get way more expensive than i thought.

It'll surely be a lot of blood, sweat and tears here, because there are 5.50$ and 11$ sub-satellites to 55$ and 109$ satellites to the 1050$ PLO tomorrow...

Surely that'll be the same across the board regarding all variants.
Even with my 11$ limit for buy-ins, this will most likely mean that i get rich, or die trying this month ...

Can still grind 50cent satellites to 5.50$ 8game if i go broke... No problem

Seriously, tho... Regarding PLO, stud8, nl 2-7 SD, horse and 8game, i just dont see myself skipping any 2-steps satellite to the 1050$ events (or better said, all 530-5200$'s ones...)

It's crunch time now, and nearly most days will be huge, regarding buy ins, prize pools etc


Good luck to all of you, lets crush this series!!!


Bankroll = 4294$

Got heads up in the 11$ NLO8 hu total ko zoom turbo, only to lose 180 vs 65bb stack... 240$ bounties, instead of ~600$.

Angrily shipped the 5.50$ PLO hyper afterwards for a bit less than a hundo, right after that, playing like a maniac.

Then it all went downhill with soft bubbles for 1.5-2x buy-ins in cash, in three 11$ sats in a row, and on top of that i lost shitloads of buy-ins in PLO8 satellites with 60-97.5%, half of those multiway.

Also bad luck in later day-savers.

Got into 55$ and 109$ satellites to the 1050$ PLO, but lost a 55%er early, and AAK4ds vs KKTx deep in the 109$, because the guy 4bet shipped 29bb with his crappy kings, just to hit a str8 when my ace hits the turn.....

Got into the 109$ PLO SCOOP, but been absolutely card dead, same as in lots of daily PLO sats that i busted.

11$ PLO event went as bad as possible... Got 4x starting stack early, busted it late, and fired 3 more bullets for 30-20bb, short before late reg ended.

Heavy loss of more than 500$...
Not the worst sunday this year, but really close.

Had some surreal melt downs in daily satellites, like chipleader to bubble boy with back to back runner runner, and other gems...


Tomorrow (/today) will be cheaper, with the 55$ horse that i'll surely get into, plus only two 11$ satellites to the 215$ horse.
No 2-steps satellites to the 1050$ being offered.



Bankroll = 3765$

Good luck tomorrow! I'd love to read about any interesting hand you play for any of the stud games.

I'll post interesing Stud hands when i get them



I made 3$ profit today...

Lost loads of horse satellites vs players who didnt know the rules of Razz and stud8, and busted all day-savers before ten o clock.

Got into 55$ horse SCOOP and 55$ daily 8game, but busted both vs suboptimal opponents...

But then i shipped the 11$+R PLO 4max turbo rebuy for 250$, and made third in 3rd in 7.50$ NLO8 turbo pko to break even today.



Tomorrow (/today), i will make at least two day 2's in SCOOP, because i'll play the 5.50$ and 55$ NL 5card draw, as well as the 11$ and 109$ PLO events.
No 2-steps satellites to the big ones available.

I know i'll get into the two medium events, and im due for two big scores! Im just trying to be realistic

Also plan to get into the 530$ PLO super tuesday


Bankroll = 3768$

Been playing some 1$ PLO spin and goes to wind down, and some belgian dude called me a son of a bitch, after he called down a 9high flopped flush vs my top-set and nutflush blocker that made a full house otr.

Got him again in the next spin, and rivererd an unlikely str8 vs his second set, he goes all-in oop, and i tank shortly... Then i fired the salt chapper throwable, followed by the piece of sheet, and then the tissue, and called right when his tears where wiped off...

Regged two more, but he was gone

Really hope that he didnt kill his genuia pig, or whatever

I love to throw **** at people right before calling with the nuts.

Thats what they are made for, hahaha


Got into the 82$ to 530$ PLO, and again stone bubbled it... At least i got 111$

Didnt get into the medium events, but made 23rd in the 5.50$ NL 5card draw for 14+41$, and busted nutted combo draw in 11$ PLO to go out as 60th place for 50$, half an hour before day 2...


Slight loss today.


Tomorrow (/today), there is only the NLO8 11$, and just three 5.50$ satellites to the 109$.

Edit: just saw that there are four direct 5.50$ PLO satellites to the 530$ on thursday with unlimited re-entry

Bankroll = 3732$

Busted shitloads, but am in the 1050$ NLO8


Edit: this mother****ing tigged bastard ****.
Gii pre 62%, Flop 72%, Turn 88%, river zero...

Wasnt enough to lose JJ vs TT in 1k holdem two weeks ago... They fkn rape me AGAIN in a 1k...

****ing monkey tilt spazz everything till im fkn winning 530$ PLO Seat, and then keep spazzing anyway, fml, basterd tigged fkn ****