Hi. I am 29 and now a professional poker player from Australia. I currently play 1 $70 sat each week hoping to make it into the bigger mtt's for a big bink. My bankroll and liferoll is $900 and I live in my 1998 Toyota starlet.
I currently also beg and get about $5-10 a day which pays for my food. I eat 0.70 canned sardines, bread, green tea and apples. I shower at a local gym where I don't train just go there to shower.

I'm already a success in life. Have been since birth. I'm just a total baller. I go to the club and just always take my shirt off and you all know how that goes down.

I don't watch any nerdy poker videos or use PIO or any of that garbage. I just don't need it because I'm a total freak of nature.

Give me some props and wish me luck. I won't need the luck because I just win anyways.

**** was going to go play a sat then saw some blackjack. played for 10 mins and blew my whole bankroll and liferoll. ****! Might have to sell my car now to keep me in action.

need to win super high rollers asap. 1st place here we come.

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this your car?

Hey it was my car. Had a lot of threesomes in there. The heater was always running.

Just sold it and went straight to the pits with the money and lost it all.

Now I'm totally broke.