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03-10-2018 , 11:32 PM
random **** vs random ****


    Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932294

    Hero (BTN): $513.22 (102.6 bb)
    SB: $526.10 (105.2 bb)
    BB: $536.55 (107.3 bb)
    CO: $500 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8 Q
    CO raises to $11.05, Hero raises to $37.50, 2 folds, CO calls $26.45

    Flop: ($82.50) 3 3 2 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $26.73, CO raises to $79.03, Hero calls $52.30

    Turn: ($240.56) 9 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets $396.69 and is all-in, CO folds

    Spoiler:
    Results: $240.56 pot ($1.50 rake)
    Final Board: 3 3 2 9
    Hero mucked 8 Q and won $239.06 ($122.53 net)
    CO mucked and lost (-$116.53 net)



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    03-11-2018 , 01:13 AM
    Conspiracy theory:

    You're actually really zen. The fake tilting is to build a brand and eventually become a more entertaining Doug Polk. Fingers crossed.

    Does anyone have any extra tinfoil?
    03-11-2018 , 10:45 AM
    I got nothin
    03-11-2018 , 11:52 AM
    it could be. canadians normally arent like tis. they normally moar like gandalf where they make sure in every sentence to not hurt anybodies feelings or offend anybody...
    03-11-2018 , 12:37 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by TimStone
    it could be. canadians normally arent like tis. they normally moar like gandalf where they make sure in every sentence to not hurt anybodies feelings or offend anybody...
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't think so negatively aboot us Canadians but I understand if Im asking too much
    03-11-2018 , 12:55 PM
    french canadian tho
    03-11-2018 , 04:25 PM
    back to back while also spewing in stupid ******ed MTT


    most ******ed **** and runout I ever saw in my life


      Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932316

      BTN: $1,107.38 (221.5 bb)
      Hero (SB): $514.55 (102.9 bb)
      BB: $994.92 (199 bb)
      UTG: $259.60 (51.9 bb)
      MP: $616.56 (123.3 bb)
      CO: $500 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with K A
      UTG raises to $20, 3 folds, Hero raises to $65, BB folds, UTG raises to $259.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $194.60

      Flop: ($524.20) T K 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
      Turn: ($524.20) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
      River: ($524.20) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $524.20 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: T K 6 T 6
      Hero showed K A and lost (-$259.60 net)
      UTG showed K 6 and won $521.20 ($261.60 net)



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      meanwhile on the other table vs lee dragon aka the ******ed lag ever


        Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932318

        Hero (BTN): $544.08 (108.8 bb)
        SB: $3,606.27 (721.3 bb)
        BB: $559.56 (111.9 bb)
        UTG: $252.50 (50.5 bb)
        MP: $1,852.74 (370.5 bb)
        CO: $493.70 (98.7 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q Q
        3 folds, Hero raises to $10.75, SB raises to $60, BB folds, Hero raises to $142.50, SB raises to $3,606.27 and is all-in, Hero calls $401.58

        Flop: ($1,093.16) 3 T 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        Turn: ($1,093.16) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        River: ($1,093.16) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: $1,093.16 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 3 T 4 A A
        Hero showed Q Q and lost (-$544.08 net)
        SB showed K K and won $1,090.16 ($546.08 net)



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        done, over sunday sesh.. go to hell poker





        03-11-2018 , 06:51 PM
        you binked 2k bi's for 500z and still get tilted when a lagtard binks KK vs your QQ btn vs blinds for 100bb. Really? You got issues
        03-11-2018 , 07:46 PM
        My issue is that you are alive
        03-11-2018 , 08:17 PM
        now now... don't throw all those toys out at once
        03-11-2018 , 08:19 PM
        Dont get it but FU!
        03-11-2018 , 08:26 PM
        f u 2
        03-12-2018 , 01:59 PM
        lol at being mad every session I have to stack off KK to the bad regs of z500

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        when your biggest fear in life is getting to much action with premiums what a sad stake is z500 ffs
        03-12-2018 , 02:04 PM
        wtf are u guys doing? how bad are u guys

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        03-12-2018 , 02:15 PM
        FU FU FU FU FU FU FU !
        03-12-2018 , 02:25 PM
        I jumped to help you but you quit

        Spoiler:
        86


        03-12-2018 , 05:06 PM
        So people are bad when they only stack off with AA AND they're bad when they stack off with less than AA.

        03-12-2018 , 11:56 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by notankyou?
        lol at being mad every session I have to stack off KK to the bad regs of z500


        lol

        Spoiler:
        bacon
        03-13-2018 , 02:35 AM
        Needs to photoshop some rashers onto that avatar for the full lols IMO.

        OP, you were doing alright with the anger control at the start of the thread but this is just ridiculous now...
        03-13-2018 , 12:05 PM
        why are u even tanking bro just jam this **** its a one tabling fish come on man....



          Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932363

          BTN: $242.50 (48.5 bb)
          Hero (SB): $503.58 (100.7 bb)
          BB: $568.80 (113.8 bb)
          UTG: $378.58 (75.7 bb)
          MP: $595.46 (119.1 bb)
          CO: $2,185.94 (437.2 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is SB with Q J
          UTG calls $5, 2 folds, BTN raises to $15, Hero calls $12.50, BB folds, UTG calls $10

          Flop: ($50) 7 T 8 (3 players)
          Hero bets $15.68, UTG calls $15.68, BTN folds

          Turn: ($81.36) 7 (2 players)
          Hero bets $37.50, UTG calls $37.50

          River: ($156.36) 5 (2 players)
          Hero checks, UTG bets $76.68, Hero raises to $383.40, UTG calls $233.72

          Spoiler:
          Results: $777.16 pot ($3.00 rake)
          Final Board: 7 T 8 7 5
          Hero showed Q J and lost (-$378.58 net)
          UTG showed 3 A and won $774.16 ($395.58 net)



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          03-13-2018 , 09:36 PM
          gl dude
          03-14-2018 , 04:41 PM
          breaking news.. is xpastoricox gonna be the new ***** of the pool... the guy is literally on a 3 year heater like Im not even sure I won a hand vs him even when he was a ******ed 24 tabling gunning for SNE at nl200 and 400

          funny obvious hand I called out before showdown





            Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932386

            BTN: $1,315 (263 bb)
            SB: $522.29 (104.5 bb)
            BB: $1,661.47 (332.3 bb)
            UTG: $500 (100 bb)
            Hero (MP): $500 (100 bb)
            CO: $348.70 (69.7 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is MP with 8 9
            UTG folds, Hero raises to $10.75, 2 folds, SB raises to $43, BB folds, Hero calls $32.25

            Flop: ($91) 3 8 K (2 players)
            SB bets $44, Hero calls $44

            Turn: ($179) Q (2 players)
            SB checks, Hero checks

            River: ($179) 6 (2 players)
            SB checks, Hero checks

            Spoiler:
            Results: $179 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 3 8 K Q 6
            SB showed Q A and won $176 ($89 net)
            Hero mucked 8 9 and lost (-$87 net)



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            *** RIVER *** [3c 8c Kd Qs] [6c]
            xPastorcitox: checks
            no tank you? said, "omg he has AQ"
            no tank you? said, "well played man"
            no tank you?: checks
            *** SHOW DOWN ***
            xPastorcitox: shows [Qd Ac] (a pair of Queens)
            no tank you?: mucks hand
            03-14-2018 , 04:44 PM
            not sure why everytime im getting heat I need the perfect hands set up runout to put shades on all my session so tilting...


              Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932387

              BTN: $634.13 (126.8 bb)
              SB: $1,802.22 (360.4 bb)
              Hero (BB): $630.13 (126 bb)
              UTG: $528.40 (105.7 bb)
              MP: $244.06 (48.8 bb)
              CO: $228.81 (45.8 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BB with K Q
              UTG folds, MP calls $5, CO raises to $17.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.50, MP calls $12.50

              Flop: ($55) K 2 5 (3 players)
              Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $26.17, Hero calls $26.17, MP calls $26.17

              Turn: ($133.51) 8 (3 players)
              Hero checks, MP bets $50, CO folds, Hero calls $50

              River: ($233.51) Q (2 players)
              Hero checks, MP bets $150.39 and is all-in, Hero calls $150.39

              Spoiler:
              Results: $534.29 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: K 2 5 8 Q
              Hero showed K Q and lost (-$244.06 net)
              MP showed 2 2 and won $531.29 ($287.23 net)



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              03-14-2018 , 04:49 PM
              another pastorcito standard showdown: just AT bro lolol


                Poker Stars, $2.50/$5 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37932388

                BTN: $500 (100 bb)
                Hero (SB): $518.76 (103.8 bb)
                BB: $852.72 (170.5 bb)
                UTG: $3,872.19 (774.4 bb)
                MP: $521.20 (104.2 bb)
                CO: $292.80 (58.6 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is SB with T A
                3 folds, BTN raises to $12.50, Hero calls $10, BB calls $7.50

                Flop: ($37.50) A Q A (3 players)
                Hero bets $11.75, BB folds, BTN calls $11.75

                Turn: ($61) 2 (2 players)
                Hero checks, BTN bets $17.40, Hero calls $17.40

                River: ($95.80) 5 (2 players)
                Hero checks, BTN bets $61.25, Hero calls $61.25

                Spoiler:
                Results: $218.30 pot ($3 rake)
                Final Board: A Q A 2 5
                BTN showed A J and won $215.30 ($112.40 net)
                Hero mucked T A and lost (-$102.90 net)



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                *** RIVER *** [Ac Qs Ad 2c] [5s]
                no tank you?: checks
                xPastorcitox: bets $61.25
                no tank you? said, "of course lol just AT bro"
                no tank you?: calls $61.25
                *** SHOW DOWN ***


                flat to keep fish in BB, lead to target fish get godmod by pastorcito at least his sizing were so gay he lost value gg man!


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                03-14-2018 , 06:42 PM
                Lol he has a sick wr godmoding everyone 9bb ph

                      
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