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05-22-2013 , 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by brutti
YGOS?
not sure what that abbreviation is but im going to guess something to do w/ pics of me
05-22-2013 , 04:43 AM
Haha ADZ comment is great. Gl sir
05-22-2013 , 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by dwyt84
this is my favorite thread for the year
Thank you!

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(YGOS = You Gay or Something)

Going to find a few threadsavers now, seems like that is exactly what this thread except for me playing. However me playing is irresponsible.

Last edited by brutti; 05-22-2013 at 07:31 AM.
05-22-2013 , 08:09 AM
Here we go trying to set a "new" standard for what savers goes.

Please rate my thread if you like it.

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05-22-2013 , 08:16 AM
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05-22-2013 , 08:18 AM
A few more:

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05-22-2013 , 04:02 PM
no love for the savers? I'm sad.
05-22-2013 , 04:09 PM
In love, just we cant have any words to express ourselves!

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05-22-2013 , 05:12 PM



op delivers yet again!
05-22-2013 , 06:20 PM
ah I made people speechless? Good!
05-22-2013 , 08:25 PM
have never fapped so much in 1 thread. WP sir
05-23-2013 , 12:17 AM
05-23-2013 , 11:45 AM




05-23-2013 , 10:29 PM
A non poker related post: I said this was going to involve life strategy and here we go.

The two girls im living with crossed the line especially one of them did something that she should never have done or said. Which means I'm going to ruin at least one day of her life and hopefully more. I noticed from a few days in that this particular girl is just a straight ****. Garbage human being and only thinking about herself and saving every ****ing penny she can cause she is poor, lol.

So I'm going to go for it with this prank. Basically I'm moving out before them and they are going to stay in the house for 3 weeks more than me.

Basically what happend is:

1) One of the girls tried to hustle me for 20 from the power bill. I don't care about it really. She sucks at math so that might be the reason. However claiming that she threw away two receipts is just BS, which made me laugh. I have to claim to see the recipes and the do math, cause these chicks are as virtually as close to being brain dead as humanly possible.

Afterwards she started bitching about the internet bill, which they have paid way less than they should. And since I'm a nice guy I had said two days before that I could just pay the whole bill from after x-mas don't worry about it. Mostly cause I don't want to bitch with two bitches. In hindsight I should have made them pay the bill from the get-go so I could just give them 1/3, but whatever. It's pocket change, they've hustled 80-90 in total which I don't really care about at all. This however is a substantial amount for these two.


I am nice cause I know these chicks don't have a ****ing penny, which might be the reason they are grumpy ****s. Especially one of them, I could come home and say hi if she was in the kitchen and she doesn't even say hi too me back. Just completely ignorant.
I do not really care, but I'd expect people to be respectful.

Her mom is a **** as well:
I asked one of the girls if they had plans about staying up late and her mom replied cause I wanted to go to bed early:
A few more hours First thing in the morning tomorrow I'm going to tell her that she has no manners. Might be harsh, but truth hurts. I'm in the middle of exams and there is no respect to get. So this one person is going to get a hairdryer. Shes a guest lol.


I know they are jealous cause I can go in the store and buy whatever I'd like for dinner, breakfast, and enjoy myself when I am going out. I'm basically chilling while they are living on less than 5 per day.

When she starts bitching about that internet bill from pre x-mas that she paid 5 too much in her eyes (which she did not) she paid approx 25 less than should have cause she refused to pay for actual setup.

When I said two days before that, that I was going to pay the whole bit from after x-mas, you cannot be that bright.
This bitch actually asked for it, so I'm going to bring it, and I'm going to bring it hard. I've got no remorse, especially for one of them.

The best part is that this chick is really sensitive so thats really promising for
this whole project.

Planning and Action:

My plan is to take last exam and move out the 7th of June, leaving the house at 14.00 the 7th. The plan is to do the prank hopefully on the same day/morning if they are out of the house. I don't really have boundaries as long as I get 1-2 hours the day I'm leaving or the day before to work my magic.


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1) Going to put a hairpin in the motor of the washing machine so they cannot wash their clothes for a couple of weeks, this one will provocate a lot since they know I know how to fix it and they are clueless. I could do it the easy way and plug the power and water cause these two girls are so exceptionally stupid they would not check. I'm going to do this tomorrow, just gonna wash all of my clothes first so I don't need to do it again before I leave. The funny part with this one is that they have forgot hairpins in their clothes on 3 occasions where I had to use 2-3hours to fix it, without anyone even saying thank you. Which just illustrates that these two bitches should be somewhat more grateful to the stuff I can fix for them, but they just take all of it for granted. Time to show them that they can forget about washing their clothes for a while.


2) Dish Washer detergent in both toilets in the house, and a lot of it. Going to be bubbly for a while. - Easy prank.


3) Going to see if its possible to open up the shower head and stick some chicken bullion in there. - If its possible this prank is smooth sailing.


4) Cheese and a few hardboiled eggs hidden behind one of the closets, this one I can do 1-3 days before so this should be smooth sailing.

5) Put the heating system on max. Poor students gotta pay for some heating the summer? They probably will not notice after a while.

Any proper ideas, that is easy to complete and can be hard to detect such as smells?



Lessons learned:
Never ever live with chicks unless you have to. Especially if you don't know them well. Second: Don't live with poor people. Also to be honest I would not have sex with either of them even if I got paid. If I even should consider it it had to be 2-3k usd+

Last edited by brutti; 05-23-2013 at 10:47 PM.
05-24-2013 , 03:07 AM
rofl at this, especially the chicken bullion plan ^^ gl with the punishments and may the bitches get screwed to hell.
05-24-2013 , 03:31 AM
Skip 2, it will make them more suspicious of you and find out about the others faster.
05-24-2013 , 03:34 AM
I didnt read a thing, but that last saver is gold. gl man

Last edited by chillskill; 05-24-2013 at 03:39 AM.
05-24-2013 , 03:39 AM
wouldn't bother with the revenge. is a waste of your time and probably only a minor inconvenience to them. Just be glad to never see them again and count it as a win. Gl
05-24-2013 , 04:16 AM
have you ****ed either of them?

also depending on how stupid these girls are re route your internet modem and router to vpn so they wont have access to the internet without your password and will still be paying for the internet.
05-24-2013 , 04:53 AM
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Don't live with poor people.
This pretty much sums up your personality. This and all the savers you are so incomprehensible proud of.
05-24-2013 , 05:43 AM
Nice thread! U maybe have mentioned this, I just skimmed through the thread fast. But what work do you do away from the table to improve? I'm currently at nl 50 but have as goal to reach nl 100 in summer! GL
05-24-2013 , 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by pitapita
Skip 2, it will make them more suspicious of you and find out about the others faster.
Yeah, after reading some of the answers ponty is spot on.

Im sticking to only the chicken bullion and that is it.


"Never live with poor people" Sums up my personality? Might be a clumsy quote from my part, but poor people who is going to save every dime they can is trouble from the get go. Believe me.

No I haven't touched either of them, would not even touched them when I'm drunk.

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Originally Posted by SamiHyppie
Nice thread! U maybe have mentioned this, I just skimmed through the thread fast. But what work do you do away from the table to improve? I'm currently at nl 50 but have as goal to reach nl 100 in summer! GL
I'm marking hands in PT4 that I'm unsure of, going through them myself but also asking others.

Watching a few DC Instructionals. Poker has been neglected a lot lately, going to the library now to read and do some previous exams. :-)

Last edited by brutti; 05-24-2013 at 06:54 AM.
05-24-2013 , 07:43 AM
OP is Socio/Psychopath? Potential for one of the two. lol.

Na, but seriously I get pranks when you do it along with a couple of friends because there is a good payoff but to plan it all by yourself and then leave before seeing the outcome is just weirdo material. (especially looking to add money on to their heating bill when you know they are poor anyway.)

Maybe your just a bit pissed off they don't care about your existence? Agree with whoever said it would be a huge waste of time going to such lengths though.
05-24-2013 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by PaulFck'nNewman
OP is Socio/Psychopath? Potential for one of the two. lol.

Na, but seriously I get pranks when you do it along with a couple of friends because there is a good payoff but to plan it all by yourself and then leave before seeing the outcome is just weirdo material. (especially looking to add money on to their heating bill when you know they are poor anyway.)

Maybe your just a bit pissed off they don't care about your existence? Agree with whoever said it would be a huge waste of time going to such lengths though.
Well the thing that they are egocentric and don't care about anyone else than themselves is what pisses me off.


The heating bill prank is obviously just evil, I am aware of that. Thats why I'm posting here, to think about my actions before I pull anything off, if I pull anything off. The post was also posted in the heat of the moment. Which probably is a good thing I posted here instead of doing anything else. Dont you think?
05-24-2013 , 09:29 AM
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Well the thing that they are egocentric and don't care about anyone else than themselves is what pisses me off.
Then pack your things and go. You are in no position to give them any life lessons or whatnot.

      
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