Actually crying with laughter


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Ahahahaha, all said allegations are true

just the classic xD

you can all go ead

haha, c'mon that's not so bad. the luckbell curve is a weekly source of sanity retainment if I am losing. I know we aren't the only ones

ive done this over ten times, in differen folders, never worked though

i'm guilty of logging on and off like 20 times in hopes of running better

you guys have it all wrong. you're never going to run good if all you do is withdraw money. try depositing some money for once

So cashout curse confirmed legit & depositing = run good?!?!?

<3 him

ahaha yep



Don't be sad lad. you'll find the top 10% again one day

not gunna lie, i have come close too!

lmfao you guys. So many whales itt and i love it

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Mianly played 200nl today, thankfully, because i ran another 5bi below ev in 1500 hands. cool!



nice bluff combo otr lad

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $2/$4 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG (Hero): $422.09 (106 bb)
MP: $798.21 (200 bb)
CO: $400.00 (100 bb)
BU: $400.00 (100 bb)
SB: $470.35 (118 bb)
BB: $406.00 (102 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($6) Hero is UTG with 6♠ 6♥
Hero raises to $8.20, 3 players fold, SB calls $6.20, BB calls $4.20

Flop: ($24.60) 7♥ 6♣ A♣ (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $9.35, SB folds, BB raises to $45, Hero calls $35.65

Turn: ($114.60) 4♦ (2 players)
BB bets $80, Hero calls $80

River: ($274.60) 2♠ (2 players)
BB bets $272.80 (all-in), Hero calls $272.80

Total pot: $820.20 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BB shows T♣ 9♣ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 51%, Flop: 33%, Turn: 23%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) shows 6♠ 6♥ (three of a kind, Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 49%, Flop: 67%, Turn: 77%, River: 100%)

UTG (Hero) wins $817.20

Reg finding the 0% 3b and getting correctly punished

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $2/$4 - 5 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $325.79 (81 bb)
CO: $400.00 (100 bb)
BU (Hero): $408.47 (102 bb)
SB: $408.41 (102 bb)
BB: $803.00 (201 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($6) Hero is BTN with Q♠ T♠
2 players fold, Hero raises to $8.20, 1 fold, BB 3-bets to $40, Hero calls $31.80

Flop: ($82) 5♣ 2♠ 9♠ (2 players)
BB bets $24.49, Hero calls $24.49

Turn: ($130.98) 8♠ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $66.55, BB calls $66.55

River: ($264.08) 4♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $277.43 (all-in), BB calls $277.43

Total pot: $818.94 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BU (Hero) shows Q♠ T♠ (a flush, Queen high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 67%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BB shows 3♠ 6♠ (a flush, Nine high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 33%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BU (Hero) wins $815.94

oops vs rec snap donking flop

PokerStars Zoom, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $200.00 (100 bb)
MP: $207.88 (104 bb)
CO: $280.36 (140 bb)
BU (Hero): $370.02 (185 bb)
SB: $232.91 (116 bb)
BB: $223.47 (112 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is BTN with 5♥ A♥
3 players fold, Hero raises to $4.10, 1 fold, BB calls $2.10

Flop: ($9.20) Q♦ T♥ J♦ (2 players)
BB bets $8.74, Hero raises to $24.47, BB calls $15.73

Turn: ($58.14) 7♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $43.54, BB calls $43.54

River: ($145.22) 5♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $213.71, BB calls $151.36 (all-in)

Total pot: $447.94 (Rake: $2.75)

Showdown:
BU (Hero) shows 5♥ A♥ (a pair of Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 56%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 9%, River: 0%)

BB shows J♣ Q♣ (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 91%, River: 100%)

BB wins $445.19

Laptop arrives tomorrow so will spend time installing HEM/PIO etc. Leaving for Mexico in 3 days!

glgl

Very happy to report a winning day! 500z was good this eve so i put a session in there



There are barely any interesting hands but here are a couple. vs aggro rec

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $5/$10 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $1,428.78 (143 bb)
MP: $1,226.04 (123 bb)
CO: $1,011.80 (101 bb)
BU (Hero): $1,000.00 (100 bb)
SB: $1,259.86 (126 bb)
BB: $728.20 (73 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($15) Hero is BTN with 6♦ 6♣
3 players fold, Hero raises to $20.50, 1 fold, BB 3-bets to $66.50, Hero calls $46

Flop: ($138) 3♥ 5♦ 6♥ (2 players)
BB bets $110, Hero calls $110

Turn: ($358) 5♣ (2 players)
BB bets $177.50, Hero calls $177.50

River: ($713) J♦ (2 players)
BB bets $374.20 (all-in), Hero calls $374.20

Total pot: $1,461.40 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BB shows 9♥ 8♦ (a pair of Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 48%, Flop: 17%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BU (Hero) shows 6♦ 6♣ (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 52%, Flop: 83%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BU (Hero) wins $1,458.40

regs river tank call makes my shove totally atrocious

PokerStars Zoom, Hold'em No Limit - $2.50/$5.00 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $500.00 (100 bb)
MP: $825.85 (165 bb)
CO: $500.00 (100 bb)
BU: $500.00 (100 bb)
SB: $846.50 (169 bb)
BB (Hero): $500.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($7.50) Hero is BB with J♣ J♦
1 fold, MP raises to $11.25, 3 players fold, Hero 3-bets to $55, MP calls $43.75

Flop: ($112.50) 7♦ 2♠ 2♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $43.80, MP calls $43.80

Turn: ($200.10) 9♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $118.26, MP calls $118.26

River: ($436.62) 3♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $282.94 (all-in), MP calls $282.94

Total pot: $1,002.50 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows J♣ J♦ (two pair, Jacks and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

MP shows Q♦ Q♠ (two pair, Queens and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 82%, Flop: 92%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

MP wins $999.50

I don't think i'm gunna grind before i leave for mexico cus i got different things on over the weekend.

Laptop arrived and everything installed and ready to go. Next post will likely be from mexico city!

gl over the weekend. peace

Nice session turn around, congrats on the winning session also. Good luck & safe travels.

That joke was tastyy

Ha, was thinking for a second I was the only one who figured that one out right off the bat.


PS think the chick is Jenna Coleman, actress from some TV show.

Wot is run bad curve ptr?

Its displays how lucky/unlucky you are in rgds to hitting sets, flushes and straights and i can assure ishter no matter how bad his one looks mine of 2015+ guaranteed looks worse

Lucky bell is extra important when everyone thinks you're a monkey and snaps you off with any bluffcatcher too lol.

rgds?

U a smart cookie u can fig this one out

Yeah I did lol... Had a brain fart moment

Regtards imo

Russian Gto DemonS

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Really Good Donation Sir