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12-13-2011 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by beaver316
We got up to the hotel room and i went to the bathroom to freshen up. Washed mouth out w/ scope. Don't know if it's just me, but i like smoking after i use scope. nice flavor. So i grab my medicine bottle and pull out a j. She's sittin on the couch and i tell her to put some music on. I grab a seat next to her, pop the window open and light up. We are small talkin but once the smoke gets to me, i'm like 'nuff talkin b*tch, it's time for your yule-tide christmas meat log'.

I grab her by the neck and we're making out. i start playin w/ her kitty as she's rubbin my meat log thru my jeans. I grab her and throw her on the bed. I take my shirt off and then take hers off. I have mastered the 1-handed bra un-doer and i use my skillz w/ the other hand grabbin a handful of a$$. I tell her to take my pants off, as i'm standing next to the bed and she's sitting on it. By now i'm naked and she's down to her panties. She doesn't hesitate to throw her mouth on my flesh stick. As far as bj's go it was pretty good. More of an appetizer then the main course. I tell her to take her panties off after she's been working my stick for about 5min. She obliges.

I get on the bed and she jumps straight on. My d!ck was pretty hard. It always is when i'm w/ a new chick. I wanted to start on the bottom, cuz i'm a loose nut when i'm on top. She's working it pretty good and we're constantly switching positions, for 2 reasons. i want to fk her from all angles and, for obvious reasons, to avoid the nut. We're going at it for about 15-20min then i pick her up and fk her standing up. I go over to the window and turn her around and fk her from behind as she's bent over w/ her hands on the window. I was getting tired and need a cigarette so i grabbed her and put her on the bed again, this time bangin her doggystyle. I'm slappin my ba!!s pretty hard and blow a big ol nut on her back. I grabbed a towel and wiped my nut off, and we both laid on the bed panting out of pure exhaustion.

I asked her if she wanted to smoke a lil more and take a shower. She was down. So that's what we did. As we're showering my d!ck gets hard again and i bang her for about 10min on the shower seat. We move it back to the bed again and i get on top of her. I tell her to hold her legs as i'm spreadin them as wide as possible. That nut doesn't take as long but i blew it on her stomach. I was gonna use our towel but something about bustin a nut on someone. it gets me.

We chill again after she wipes off w/ the towel and we ended up passing out. She txted her gf's saying that she was staying the night w/ me. I really didn't want her too cuz all the guys were gonna be there in the morning. Atleast i didn't have to wake up naked next to my boy this time.

I heard the guys come in around 5am but i passed out as quickly as they woke me up.

too be continued...

in b4 wife
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12-14-2011 , 01:09 PM
The girl ended up doing the walk-of-shame around 9am, but everyone was still sleeping so she got off easy. We all got up around 11 and talked about last nights events. Ended up having lunch around 1 @ pf changs and the spicy changs chicked was fkn awesome. After lunch we all split up. I went to the bellagio to grind the 2-5. I smoked 1/2 a joint on the way there. I like the way i play when i'm high, cuz it slows my game down and it allows me to think more clearly. I played the best poker i've played in a long time and managed to win $5. yep the whole fkn $5. I lose my 1st $500 buy-in when some asian chick hits a flush on the river. I re-load and quickly double up. Don't remember what the hand was. The action was not as good as i thought it was going to be.

I played for about 4 hours and called the guys to see what they were up to. We all met back up at the room and changed. We weren't sure what we were doing tonight but it really didn't matter. It was there last night there so we knew it was gonna be crazy.

We go down to the diamond lounge and have a few drinks b4 we decided where to go. We jumped in the car around 7 and headed to the wynn. We drank a little bit more and tried to chit-chat some girls up but they weren't buying any of our b.s. Fk this fancy place. We decided to go to hardrock.

That place always has gorgeous girls in there. Soon after we arrived my buddy is talking to this dime piece. I go to the other side of the bar and i'm in chill mode. I don't want to get drunk too fast and be 'that guy' at the end of the night. I make some small talk w/ a few girls but nothing develops. I go to the b.j tables and play a few shoes and make a small profit. I come back to the bar and my friends are talking to a bachelorette party. I knew this wasn't going anywhere soon. its always tough to pull a chick away from her g.f's. We jumped in the car again and headed to i.p. Yes it's a ****hole but i've always had good luck there.

As we walk in from the valet i get a whiff of the casino floor. it smells like sh*t. 'welcome home' We all stop at the dice table and play a little bit. Some black dude rolled the dice for a while and we all made some decent $$. We cashed out and went huntin for some poon. We quickly found a group of fatty's that were down for whatever. We swarmed the pack and they were buying our b.s. I didn't really care to tackle down any of these beasts but i was there for support. One of our friends got a number and planned on a meet-up later on. I sent a text to the girl i hooked up w/ the other day, seeing if she wanted to get together i.e. have s^x. I got a text back and she said she's down. They were only in town for 1 more night so i wanted to get it in b4 she left. I left the guys and met her downstairs @ the paris. We b.s. while we played a little b.j. After 1 shoe and +80 we went upstairs to smoke. We got high and i ordered a dirty movie. I kind of felt like a little boy, watching a massive c*ck get blown on t.v. and in real life i got my ****-tail weinie in this girls mouth. W/E it still felt good. She got really turned on watching the p&rn as we're having s#x. I bust a nut again on top of her t!ts and soon after we are in the shower again. We stayed in there for a while cuz the hot water felt so good, especially since we're blazed. As we are drying off she gets on the floor and starts blowin me. I pick her up on the sink and start bangin her. I guess i wasn't paying too much attention cuz i guess when i sat her on the sink, i put her on top of my toothpaste. As i was bangin her, her butt squeezed out almost all my toothpaste on her butt. When i realized what happened i told her and we laughed are a$$ off. Cleaned her butt up and took it back to the bed. She gave me head again after i lost my wood during the toothpaste incident. I got freaky w/ her and started fkn her face and she tongued my nutz. I told her to stick her finger in my butt, and she did. I beat it up for a little bit longer and decided to bust a nut in her. I was talkin dirty to her and told her i was gonna cum inside her. She said 'ok'. I told her 'tell me you want my cum inside' she did and it was heaven. We smoked a little bit more and about 1hr later she left to meet her g.f's. She said she couldn't stay cuz they were leaving early in the afternoon. 'Like i give a fk'. But we had a hell of a time together.

Ordered some room service, but passed out b4 it got there.
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12-14-2011 , 03:29 PM
Was just listening to this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzAu5zKReE

which reminded me of BEAVER, so I read the last couple of Vegas stories...good stuff.

Real talk, though--don't let your dick fall off.
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12-14-2011 , 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by beaver316
The girl ended up doing the walk-of-shame around 9am, but everyone was still sleeping so she got off easy. We all got up around 11 and talked about last nights events. Ended up having lunch around 1 @ pf changs and the spicy changs chicked was fkn awesome. After lunch we all split up. I went to the bellagio to grind the 2-5. I smoked 1/2 a joint on the way there. I like the way i play when i'm high, cuz it slows my game down and it allows me to think more clearly. I played the best poker i've played in a long time and managed to win $5. yep the whole fkn $5. I lose my 1st $500 buy-in when some asian chick hits a flush on the river. I re-load and quickly double up. Don't remember what the hand was. The action was not as good as i thought it was going to be.

I played for about 4 hours and called the guys to see what they were up to. We all met back up at the room and changed. We weren't sure what we were doing tonight but it really didn't matter. It was there last night there so we knew it was gonna be crazy.

We go down to the diamond lounge and have a few drinks b4 we decided where to go. We jumped in the car around 7 and headed to the wynn. We drank a little bit more and tried to chit-chat some girls up but they weren't buying any of our b.s. Fk this fancy place. We decided to go to hardrock.

That place always has gorgeous girls in there. Soon after we arrived my buddy is talking to this dime piece. I go to the other side of the bar and i'm in chill mode. I don't want to get drunk too fast and be 'that guy' at the end of the night. I make some small talk w/ a few girls but nothing develops. I go to the b.j tables and play a few shoes and make a small profit. I come back to the bar and my friends are talking to a bachelorette party. I knew this wasn't going anywhere soon. its always tough to pull a chick away from her g.f's. We jumped in the car again and headed to i.p. Yes it's a ****hole but i've always had good luck there.

As we walk in from the valet i get a whiff of the casino floor. it smells like sh*t. 'welcome home' We all stop at the dice table and play a little bit. Some black dude rolled the dice for a while and we all made some decent $$. We cashed out and went huntin for some poon. We quickly found a group of fatty's that were down for whatever. We swarmed the pack and they were buying our b.s. I didn't really care to tackle down any of these beasts but i was there for support. One of our friends got a number and planned on a meet-up later on. I sent a text to the girl i hooked up w/ the other day, seeing if she wanted to get together i.e. have s^x. I got a text back and she said she's down. They were only in town for 1 more night so i wanted to get it in b4 she left. I left the guys and met her downstairs @ the paris. We b.s. while we played a little b.j. After 1 shoe and +80 we went upstairs to smoke. We got high and i ordered a dirty movie. I kind of felt like a little boy, watching a massive c*ck get blown on t.v. and in real life i got my ****-tail weinie in this girls mouth. W/E it still felt good. She got really turned on watching the p&rn as we're having s#x. I bust a nut again on top of her t!ts and soon after we are in the shower again. We stayed in there for a while cuz the hot water felt so good, especially since we're blazed. As we are drying off she gets on the floor and starts blowin me. I pick her up on the sink and start bangin her. I guess i wasn't paying too much attention cuz i guess when i sat her on the sink, i put her on top of my toothpaste. As i was bangin her, her butt squeezed out almost all my toothpaste on her butt. When i realized what happened i told her and we laughed are a$$ off. Cleaned her butt up and took it back to the bed. She gave me head again after i lost my wood during the toothpaste incident. I got freaky w/ her and started fkn her face and she tongued my nutz. I told her to stick her finger in my butt, and she did. I beat it up for a little bit longer and decided to bust a nut in her. I was talkin dirty to her and told her i was gonna cum inside her. She said 'ok'. I told her 'tell me you want my cum inside' she did and it was heaven. We smoked a little bit more and about 1hr later she left to meet her g.f's. She said she couldn't stay cuz they were leaving early in the afternoon. 'Like i give a fk'. But we had a hell of a time together.

Ordered some room service, but passed out b4 it got there.
omg lol you def didn't dissapoint. you had her give you the shocker... what a ****ing legend you are.
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12-20-2011 , 04:50 PM
Ur stories are awesome.itching to read more
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12-20-2011 , 08:40 PM
sad lads jerkin off to this man's stories cos they have no lives of their own........
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12-20-2011 , 09:27 PM
If you don't like this thread then get out.

OP. keep doing what you're doing. Great stories!
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12-21-2011 , 02:15 PM
Will put another post in soon. Been busy @ work.

Thanx for all the feed back. even you islander
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12-21-2011 , 06:46 PM
Not sure what day it is, I'm fkn exhausted from the previous 2 nights. Did i just come here to party or to win $$. Today i was gonna grind pokerz @ the B and make my come up. I think i was down 1-2k from gambling & expenses @ this point, not really sure.

Me & J went downstairs and had 'breakfast' @ the pizza place in paris around 11. The other guys were upstairs packing cuz their flight was leaving pretty soon. We talked about the previous night and how lucky/crazy it's been. We talked about what games we liked for nfl and i gave him some $$ to bet on some boxing match. We headed different directions.

I walked to the b from paris. I took 3 puffs of a joint b4 on the way there. I put my name on the list for the 2-5 & 5-10. Took about 20min to get seated @ the 2-5 and i bought in for 500. I played great and chipped up til i ran into this. I'm sitting w/ around $1300. I limp w/ 77 and a few callers then nit raises to $45. I already know he's got a big pair. He's been playing straight-up the whole time. I call and everyone calls. Flop 457. I check, someone bets 100. O.R. makes it 300, I raise it too 700. 1st bettor folds and other guy thinks and thinks, starts talking to himself. "did you flop a set" blah blah blah. He moves all-in, I call, he covers. he shows KK. turn-blank & river K. I didn't say much, i'm fairly quiet when i play + i'm high. It's just fkn incredible the largest pot of the night @ our table goes to a fkn 2-outer, which turned out later to be a 1-outer. I re-load for another 500. I double up fairly quickly. I get 22 utg and raise to 20. 3 callers and flop is 225. Checked around. Turn j. I bet 50 get 1 caller. River J. I go all-in. Obvious over-size bet, but what else pays me off. he thinks for a little bit then calls.

The action at the table slowed down a little bit and i was too lazy to switch tables. I cashed out -300 after some. I took a dump by the sportsbook and took another few hits of my joint and then railed the 10-20 deciding if i should jump on the list. I decided not to, but was mesmerized by some sexy persian-looking chick playing in the game. what a babe.

I called j to see where he was at and i took a cab over to the venetian. I was still a little hot on how the poker went and it cost me around 2k @ the craps table. Decided to call it a night around 3am and headed to the paris, alone. I smoked the rest of my j and passed out.
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01-05-2012 , 08:01 AM
Any updates ?
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01-05-2012 , 11:30 AM
Damn beaver you are a legend. Please write some more!
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01-09-2012 , 06:04 PM
been swamped @ both jobs. @ home cleaning house. will post updates tomorrow @ the office.
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01-22-2012 , 07:08 PM
Bumpity bump
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01-23-2012 , 04:52 AM
where ya at beaver
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01-23-2012 , 06:09 AM
Leave it to BEAV
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01-23-2012 , 08:34 AM
Shout out to the Beaver! What it do
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01-23-2012 , 02:58 PM
Beaver your the man . What kinda trouble u been getting into
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01-24-2012 , 11:51 AM
sorry guys been fkn swamped @ both jobs. Will try and post soon. Not much been going on but i did get in a fight yesterday. update soon. promise
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01-24-2012 , 05:30 PM
Don't know where i left off but vegas sucked. got some poon but lost about 6k. Ever since i got back i have been so busy with my regular job @ the oil co. and my tree service business is picking up soo much i have been thinking about quiting the oil job and working full time doing tree work. I'm gonna let it sit for another month before deciding what to do.

Since i've been so busy i haven't played any cards since forever. The most exciting thing that's happened to me lately was my fight yesterday.

Well it all started the day before. I was trying to finish this big a$$ tree job so i could have a day off. I'm heading home in my F-250 w/ about 11k lbs of wood on my 24foot trailer when i had a blow out. Of course it's friday on the beltway and the nearest exit is over 2miles away. Cars are flying by and as i'm banging the steering wheel. I think about for a minute and i'm like, fk this, i drop my trailer and decide to change out the tire in the morning. I've heard on the news of too many people getting killed on the side of the road by some idiot driver not paying attention. ok

I get home and already in a sh*tty mood from the days events. Next morning i get up around 6am, grab a cold monster (lemonade) and head out to change the tire on my trailer. As i'm driving by the exit where i left it, it's fkn gone. "son of a b*tch"

Well it's either stolen or they towed, obviously i hoping the latter. I had just bought that trailer and put about $900 worth of material & labor into it. So i get home jump on the internet and do a search for towed vehicles and luckily someone a$$hole tow service got it. I jump back in my truck and head out to get my trailer. Pay the $240 fk me fee and change out the tire. I drive slow as molasses to the dump so i don't blow another tire. Now here's where the fun starts. I hook my chain up to the bulldozer to pull my load off and the chain snaps. Fk me. I go to this dump all the time and this is the first time i've seen this operator. Some old dumb hillbilly fk. I should gone w/ my instincts but i didn't. I ask him to use their big back-hoe to grab the logs and pull them off individually. The first couple logs go smooth until he tries to get the ones @ the front of my trailer. Instead of listening to my directions on how to grab it, he just treats my trailer like a $5 wh*re. After everythings said and done he bends 4 support beams under my trailer breaks 1/2 of my boards, that were just put in, and fks up the side of my trailer. I wave him off and tell him to get the fk outta here.

It takes alot to p!ss me off, but now i'm just livid. I get in my trailer and clean out all the debris and as i'm raking away more debris i'm getting madder & madder. After i'm done cleaning I pull my truck out in front of area and walk over to the old man. I cursed everything i could and he started getting a little mouthy. i told him if he got off the machine i was gonna bust him in the mouth. As all this shouting is going on one of the regular workers (who i'm cool with) comes over and tells me to chill out. I tell him this ain't none of his business and to step back. Now the old man is about 10ft from me and walking closer. He said something stupid as my back was turned and i just leaned in and busted him in the forehead. I was aiming for the mouth. He stumbled back and i just couldn't end it there. I ran over as he was on his knee and busted him a couple times more. For all you haters or w/e this just wasn't some old crippled man he had some size and was pretty agile. As he was all dirtied up i told him next time listen to what the fk i'm telling you and do sh*t my way. On the way back to my truck i apologized to the regular worker and he understood where i was coming from. i told him if he wanted to call the cops that it's whatever. luckily he didn't.

I drove my trailer back to the shop so they could repair it and i went home and chilled. I'm still a little hot now that i write this but , g*d damn.

Sorry no poker guys but like i said it's been pretty crazy.
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01-24-2012 , 08:09 PM
GG
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01-25-2012 , 05:59 PM
So you sucker punched an old guy & you call that a fight? Man your son is going to have a hard time growing up in your shadow.
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01-25-2012 , 06:52 PM
please review what the definition of a sucker punch is then read it again.
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01-26-2012 , 07:24 PM
Man your a toughhhhhhhh dude, beating up an an old guy. You muscle man you! Let me know your address and I'll come over so you can attempt to pick on someone your own size. I'll bring a video tape and write up a trip review of your ass being handed to you on this thread for ya.
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01-26-2012 , 07:47 PM
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Man your a toughhhhhhhh dude, beating up an an old guy. You muscle man you! Let me know your address and I'll come over so you can attempt to pick on someone your own size. I'll bring a video tape and write up a trip review of your ass being handed to you on this thread for ya.
Watch out Beaver!
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01-27-2012 , 07:55 AM
^ LOL internet threats
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