Yesterday's results: +282

Profit would have been double had I made 2 river folds that I should have.

Hand 1
Old turbo Donk limp, I think there was another limp before. I posted blind in CO after taking a break. I iso to 23 with AJo. Old donk calls with about 250. Sb C

AT9fd I 40 only old donk calls.

T Donk donks for 30 I c

9 He 100, I tank and C. Seen him do some weird river bluffs. I'm fairly certain he doesnt have a T here.

He has 95o

After this I'm about 15% tilted which amps up my aggression, but still on at least my B game.

I own his soul at least 3 times over the next 2 orbits and get most of it back..

Hand 2-

Cally donk on my left, well known donator to the 2/3. I knew this information even before I started playing 2/3.

I iso AKs over a limp. Donk to my left calls IP

K99 I 25 c
4 turn I x c 45
4 Riv I x c 65 His QT no good and he racks up and changes tables.

Hand 3- this was actually earlier on in the session
Open Button over utg straddle to 20 with J7s
Sb C, straddle (solid reg) calls

732fd, checked to me I 25, sb f, reg C
K checks through
9 He 65 I snap he shows Q5s for busted fd.

Feel like I can read this reg's thoughts: Played with him the night before and his read on me was weakish tight. Now he views me as TAG /capable.


Hand 4-
A few limps to my sb i complete 97dd.

Td9c2d. I check and am a little distracted by the waitress. UTG bets and I call a small bet, someone else calls.

Turn 7 gives me 2p to go along with my FD. I lead 15. UTG and other player call

Riv is a diamond, giving me a flush. In my mind i'm like I'll bet big and fold to a raise because he has a bigger flush all day.

I 35, UTG 105

I call with my flush, even after saying in my mind I'd fold.

His A8dd good.

I turn around and grab a rack to rack my chips but change my mind as the next dealer coming in I have the hots for.

It's pretty obvious we're into each other but i'm not sure if I should just number close at the table or try and find her in between dealer changes. ****kk

.....

at 2/3 i'm still only buying in for $600 and keeping my sessions on the shorter side. Need to pad the bankroll a bit before I start buying in for max 1k.

I'm running decent/average at 2/3 so far, have yet to go on a sun run or some horrible **** me in the ass donation session.

Totally fine with me!

You see some absolutely crazy hands at 2/3. Dude barrelling off on TT3xx with KJ and getting called on the river with 32o in a ~$1500 pot

Non-nut Flushes are good in $2500 pots.

pretty mind blowing that i wasted so much time at 1/2


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SLOG
Got a haircut yesterday and was chatting up all the hair stylists in there. Studied Adobe at Star****s/ Barnes and Noble and some milfy latina was eye ****ing me but was with her daughter. Her daughter wandered off into B and N and I slipped the mom my number on a piece of paper. Felt a bit uncomfortable (good) but she didn't call or text me (bad).

It's okay though. i'm not here to control female reactions. Let the cards fall where they may. Latina milfs are my weakness and my spanish is on ****ing point for a gringo.

Gonna try and go out with a dude to approach some girls at the bars tonight.

Yes i'm sober and yes i'm closer to 40. but **** police and white knights.

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time to study adobe

Peace

Thanks buddy! Ya I feel like my somewhat addictive personality is +ev once I handle the bullshit!

Ya I can see how GTO has it's place, especially online and at the higher stakes. But for Low stakes Live just exploit til the cows come home.

I no longer sub to GTO wiz, at least for now.

where # close less important than when # close

Yesterday's Results: -$900

Had a pretty horrible session yesterday. Was completely off my game, card dead, and getting owned by the regs.

My mindset was just off, I felt very impatient and on edge.

Took a pretty big dose of Testosterone, 250 mg, before I played and didn't hit the gym. Very displeased with myself.

Went and banged out Whip-it hoe and then went out with a buddy of mine to some bars in downtown PHX. Stayed sober and got my ass handed to me by little 23 year old girls all night.

Going to take the day off from poker, hit the gym, study a bit of everything.

Might meet up with Latina milf from B&N the other day, she ended up texting me last night and we talked on the phone for a bit.

Hopefully I can turn poker around this week, if not will have to find another job.

Going to get back on the grind tonight. Got someone to stake me $500 and they want 20% of profits.

I play a lot better when I'm on other people's money. I love making people money on my stake, It validates me in a way.

B&N Latina Milf flaked on me yesterday for some reason. Last time she responded was Saturday night when I was asking for a pic of her, "just to remember..."

Couldn't give a **** less though; she can carry on with her boring little life. Not my ****ing problem.

Today going to hit the gym (push), talk to babby on Facetime and grind us us some loot.

Even after my last shitty session my results over this month are still at $39.07 an hour. Only 29 hours though.

Broke out my synth yesterday and ****ed around with it for an hour or so...

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Sounds like the best stake ever? You get a free $500 to play with and only give back 20% of winnings plus 100% your buyin if you win? Your staker sounds like he may want your number

Well the $500 is hers, we're just splitting the profits...

Probably just going to grind it up to a few K, hopefully then get back on my own dollar..

Yesterday's results: +$69

Had a good start to the day, playing solid TAG, running well... and then ... it happened......

Hand 1-

Red Aces in LJ open 20, CO and BUT call

8Tx 8 Q

45, 75, 100, called on every street and I'm good vs a gambly Indian.

Hand 2-
Button Straddle two limps I limp with 55 CO
993fd I 15 , Indian from hand 1 calls
Q i 30 and fold to his raise.

Thought this was a decent board for me, maybe I should give up on turn.

Few Hours into the session, I'm chipping up nicely. Started with 500, up to close to 1k...

Hand 3-
Iso KTo in CO after two limps from a fish and a late 30's WG

QJ8css I bet, WG calls

turn 9c, I misclick bet 35, meant to bet 75, I mutter "****"

AFter about 10 seconds he shoves 585 I snap with my Nut straight

... River K.

He says "Ace ten" and flips it over

I'm like ****kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Cue Norman Chad: So you wanted to play poker for a living...

I'm a 93% favorite and it Felt like the sickest beat in the world, but it's still 3 outs...

I'm jilted as the dealer changes and I get up to take a walk.

I still have 300 and some change so it's not the end of the world.

I get over the beat pretty quickly , but it did sting. We get to 5 handed and play for a few orbits before we break the game.

All in all happy with how I played yesterday. Ran well in other spots and booked a slight win so I can't complain.


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Meditation is up to 9 minutes a day, am starting to feel that "buzz" . God it's so worth it! ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Where I can improve:
Going to try and start waking up earlier. Usually rolling out of bed at 10-1030, gonna try and get that to 9am and ultimately maybe 7 or 8.

Got to get off the sleeping pills( just over the counter bs)

Need to focus more on my music

Want to start a business of some kind.

Should stop edging my piener.

Killing it in: Fitness, learning adobe, meditation, staying clean and sober, Facetiming baby a few times a week... so go me!!


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Yesterday's results: -500

Chipped down at 2/3 then sat at 1/2.

Was card dead then a drunk player makes it 15 LP i call SB Ajo

flop Jxx i 15 two calls.

Turn As bringing bd fd, I check, check, drunk villian shoves all in I snap with my top 2, He has a fd and gets there....

proooooobably going to have to be taking a break from pokers.

might fire a 1k bullet at 2/3 and see how that goes..

given the baby mama drama, the weight is just too heavy to be grinding some low stakes trash for income. especially when i'm getting it in good and coming up short.

I'll keep updating the thread but for now, looking for a real jerb.

***He had a T high flush draw and a gut shot....

Yesterday's results: -229

Officially going to take a break from pokerz.

Sat 2/3 yesterday with 900$. Made some **** / lazy calls and donked off 200.

Even if I went on a tear and 5x'd my buy in, I'm officially in the position where I have to get a job or have a source of income that I can show the court.

And poker is not that.

So back to the job hunt, going to try and slap together a reel to showcase my video production skills, even though I'm still a newbie at Premiere.

Even if I had the heart/skill/mindset to grind poker as a sole source of income, it still looks like **** to the blood-sucking lawyer of baby mama.

I'll still update this thread a few times a week, but it won't not be very heavy on poker action for a while.

If a mod wants to move this thread to the regular blog section, I haven't any problem.

Also, number closed the hot dealer that I've been crushing on for a while. So that takes away more of the reason for me to hit the poker room.

Graphs:

Strong…very strong!

Subbed, gl gl

2024
welcome back from the break. as i've decided to start taking shots at poker again, i figured i would come back to this thread.

have a few other exciting ventures in the works as well... a trenbolone cycle, writing an album, and likely trying some crypto development on the meme chain Solana.

-started a tren-ace cycle but i haven't gotten to that place of feeling like a God yet. been munching on some thc edibles which may counteract the cycle and moods a bit. have been feeling a bit hornier though.

-went three months sober, from dec. 30 to about a week or two ago.

-got a poker coach, just a cheap one: 150$ for 5 hours paid up front. i paid him and he ended up disasppearing for a weekend, leading me to believe i''d been scammed. but he came back. i just played some fast tables at 5nl on ignition, sent him the video and he talks over it. simple.

he sent me my review yesterday and i watched it and then went to the casino and won about 440 at 1/2. was up to about 1000 from a 300 bi but gave some of it back.

here's a HH i sent my coach yesterday. he said my turn fold was good:

i open to $7 with TT in mp, villian who is a competent player, calls with about 300, blinds call

792 with a flush draw. i dont block the fd. sb donks 10, bb calls, i raise to 40, button cold calls, blinds fold.

off suit J, i check. Villian bets 80, i fold. should i have continued firing?

also, the play right now on crypto is solana and a memecoin on sol called hami:

https://dexscreener.com/solana/84nu4...kfekjmexbfjmqq

the dev is doxxed and this will likely go on a tear in the next month. currently at .0074 with a 7 million mc LEGGGOOOOO

yesterday's results: +380

went and played 1/2 with a $300 bi.

first hand im dealt AT and call a raise from indian (asian indian) dude and one old timer in the blinds call.

T8ss2, i have the As

check, indian dude 15, i call, fold

turn 3s

indian 20, i call

river brings in my nut flush

indian 20, i raise to 50 he calls and i show him the nut flush

he shows 99 with a spade.

he comments that my raise size was good and he wouldn't have called more. he probably would have though.



next notable hand:

called T5dd in the bb vs an ep open and two calls, one of them the indian from prev hand.

AKQdd i have gutter and FD

Indo in sb leads 15 I call, two folds.

turn off suit 8.

he 20 i c

riv 7 i fold vs 50


next notable hand: im down to about 250

indian villian opens ep i call with 76cc on his left, 3 calls behind. loose but im trying to play pots with this guy.

234ccc, i flop a flush

indian leads 5, i raise to 15, guy on my left who just sat raises to 45, cold call from later position black dude, fold and indian folds.

back to me i put one of them on a weird set or two pair and one on a big club, hopefully im not drawing to just the 5c but if i am there's a high hand promo for $500

i ship for 250 total, guy on my left calls, black guy calls. this is both of their first hand at the table and i thought i was crushed at this point. the table is very excited about this 3 way all in.

over card on the turn and they both get the remaning $100 or so between them all in.

guy on my left proudly tables A5 for a straight with no clubs, im waiting for black dude to show, he doesn't so i flip over my flush. black dude mumbles something and flashes K5o, with i think (and hope for his sake) he had the Kc

but the river bricks out and i triple up. ship it.


definitely doing shorter sessions than i have been in the past: between 2-3 hours. but im always worried about running it up and then giving it back. i try not to rack up immediately after a big pot but it definitely crosses my mind to gtfo there and book a profit. after last nights triple up i stayed for about another hour before racking up.

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was at a work meeting yesterday and gave my number on a piece of paper to a chick i work. it's kind of a bitch boy approach but she's in a different department and we're always around other people basically. otherwise its obviously much better to just grab your balls and ask her out face to face.

there's definitely an attraction as we always lock eyes and flirt when we're near each other.

the note just said: text me your number with my #

but she hasn't texted me. mildly awkward.

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need to release another song that i've been lazing out on. the tracking is done, just need to do a bit of editing then send it off to get mixed.


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hami coin is pumping, up to a 15m market cap. send.

yesterday's results: +150



over limp/ call a small raise to 10 with 96s after another flat and me closing the action.

J78

ch ch 12, f, i call

turn J

i c/r 20 to 60

riv q i shove for about 100 effective

********

overlimp JTo, 6 ways to:

89T fd, i don't have fd blockers

20 is bet, i call, raise to 60, a call and i fold

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played the nut flush a bit trappy oop the previous hand vs this villian. and then:

i raise to 10 with 99, he 3! to 25, i call

J8x i ch/f to 60
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very pleased with how ive been playing and running lately. i think it's the 4th session in a row where i book a profit. yesterday was a bit sloppy but made a good quit after i made kind of a shitty play.

i cb 643 with J6s after opening in late position and folded to a c/r vs an asian player eating noodles loudly. i should have checked it back if i was going to fold top pair to a c/r. but all good. im okay making tighter folds than looser calls and giving away my session's profit.



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Going to release my next song soon, will have it shipped off to be mixed this weekend, hopefully today. going to work banquets at a hotel tonight and tomorrow so not sure if ill be able to get some grind in tonight.

yeah, so i haven't exactly been consistent with this. sue me. or tongue my anus, please.

been playing a decent amount of poker, trying to improve my game. had my daughter for 2 weeks up until yesterday. on a tren blast at the moment.

subbed to CLP for a month, got drive hud to track my blovada donatoins. went from CLP to upswing lab a few days ago. started out on the online NL course in upswing lab. it was some belgian dude who speaks a bit monotone.

then switched over to start the live cash section of upswing lab. really like it so far. have already realized i've been opening wayyyyyyyyy too wide live and online. according to ppreflop charts, QTo is an open fold from the Hijack? what in the fudgecicle!?!!

so yeah that fairly quickly plugged a major leak of me being in way too many pots that have drained my winnings. i still feel kind of leaky post flop, a bit too bluffy versus one-dimensional knuckleheads who don't have a fold button.

i work at a few resorts as a banquet server out here in AZ, but there's minimal work right now as nobody wants to have a banquet in the arizona summer. ****ing demoralizing heat already and it's only mid june. so trying to grind, even 20$ hour would go a long way to get me throug h the summer.


a few hands from last night:

old latina female opens to 15, i 3b to 45 with AKo. she calls. flop AcTcXc, i have no club. she check calls 30. turn brings 4 to a flush and she donks 60. i fold and she shows the 6c. it's still early in the sesion so im not tilted by this. top up to $300 after this 70$ loss.

folding a lot, as charts suggest. pick up a few small pots, lose a few.

get AK, a limp or two and i pop to 15 in LP. i think 4 ways to the flop of: QJx checks through. turn is the 8, checks to me and i bet 20, one caller. river is the magical T and donk to my right leads think 40 and i rip and he calls with 99...

2:46 hour session i rack with a 124$ profit. minus 20 that the slots ate and maybe another 20 in beers that i ate.


going pretty hard on the online dating. had my daughter for 2 weeks so couldn't go to plow town irl. just gaming hard online. set my age to 44 on bumble to target the milf part of their range, even though im 38.

went on a date yesterday with a 50 year old, i drank two beers. she had a glass of pinot grigio. converesation flowed well, i made out with her but didnt **** her. honestly, poker was on my mind toward the end of the date.

some other slam piggy an hour away was begging me to come up and go to pound town. she's a solid 5.5 and she sent me a pic of her floppy jalopy tits. 1.5/10. told her if i doubled up at the casino by 9pm id come tap. i didnt and didnt go. thank god for that. those walk/ drive of shames after unloading my seed into some fuggo are depressing. and it was an hour each way.

going on a "hike" date with some 46 year old that lives in tucson, we're meeting somewhere in the middle at around sunset. we got pretty saucy a few nights ago via text so like 98% sure that it's on. she looks indian (dot, not feather) but said she was indigenous mexican. i asked her if her chalupa was pink, she said i'd have to let her know. hope its pank and the just right amount of stank. might have to lick it if so.

got at least 3 other dates lined up this week. think the youngest is like 46. but im into it. nope. just checked, she's 47.

the goal for this week is to slam, crush the gym, and run some funds up at poker, might have to hit vegas later this week as its like an hour flight that you can find for $40 on frontier. *if* you know how to pack light. they'll rake you like pokerstars france if you can't pack light.


on ignition im down $34 over 5400 hands that ive been tracking. running a bit bad with big pairs, probably over playing them tho.

believe it or not, there have actually been cases of me reading souls, or being a donk and happening to be right. not quite sure:

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 0.25(BB)
HERO ($32.92) [VPIP: 30.9% | PFR: 25.2% | AGG: 38.6% | Flop Agg: 42.7% | Turn Agg: 43.4% | River Agg: 29.8% | 3Bet: 10.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 60.3% | 4Bet: 12.4% | Hands: 5447]
BB ($30.74) [VPIP: 41.7% | PFR: 36.1% | AGG: 66.7% | Hands: 36]
HJ ($25) [VPIP: 11.1% | PFR: 2.2% | AGG: 20% | Hands: 45]
CO ($32.32) [VPIP: 16.3% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 49]
BTN ($12.48) [VPIP: 29.2% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 50% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 100% | River Agg: 100% | 3Bet: 10% | 4Bet: 25% | Hands: 25]

Dealt to Hero: A T

HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Raises To $0.75, HERO Raises To $3, BB Folds, BTN Calls $2.25

Hero SPR on Flop: [1.52 effective]
Flop ($6.25): 8 7 6
HERO Checks, BTN Checks

Turn ($6.25): 8 7 6 Q
HERO Checks, BTN Bets $2.97 (Rem. Stack: $6.51), HERO Calls $2.97 (Rem. Stack: $26.95)

River ($12.19): 8 7 6 Q Q
HERO Checks, BTN Bets $6.51 (allin), HERO Calls $6.51 (Rem. Stack: $20.44)



feel like im getting destroyed in small/ medium pots though and running sub par with overpairs. mostly playing on igntion to get my live game tight. being able to actually look back at hands on this weird ass site is a huge benefit.

definitely working on getting better now though.

pace in the middle aste!

total live graphs... any input? did i start sucking **** at one point or was i just a fish on a heater?!?!?!?

played a 2 hour session last night

ran pretty poorly post flop. a lot of 99 type hands that i get 3 callers and a few over cards on the flop type ****, some times im cb and they're not folding, other times im c/f

got KK and 3b over a small open when the straddle is on. bb straddle calls along with OR:

flop K98 fd i cb 20 with top set, only straddonk calls and open shoves 6 turn that brings in the flush for like 50 or 60 i snap it off

riv J he says straight and flips over QT no hearts.... im an 81% favorite on the turn when the money went in.

guess i could cb more? but im shoving literally any turn as both players were short.

got QQ another hand, raise it up, 2 callers one from a ukranian who is aggro post but tight pre.... AKx i dont even throw any more chips in..


think i got dealt 99 on three different occasions and lost em all.

XZXZXZXZXZ

drove the hour south to pacheco peak i think it's called, halfway to tucson. tried to stop and get 2 tall boys (beer) nearby but nowhere had any.

told the girl to meet me there at 730 and im pulling in to the campground 5 minutes early when she starts texting "where are you?" "Omg did you flake?" "that's so mean!" all kinds of dumb **** like that.

the campground is ****ing completely empty and i drive allllll the way in and dont see any car. i tell her send me your location! she's like "NO! you send yours"... so im driving around trying to figure out how to send lcoation on iphone. eventually call her and her voice is all deep and i can sense the half psycho in her frantics antics.

eventually i see a green mini cooper driving toward me and we stop and i tell her to drive in to the next camping spot and park..

it's still light out and she's not that hot but it doesnt matter.

i park, get out, walk up to her car when she gets out and push her against it and start kissing her hard as **** pulling her hair. pull up her shirt and play with her brown ass nips.

i pulled her by the hand behind some bushes and for the rest of the story you'll have to sub to my only fans. (not really)

it was hot though.

wish i had come prepared with some weed or a few beers becuase after i nutted up inside her (shes 46 and im on hardcore anabolics at the moment so hopefully she can't spawn) we basically just hang out at a picnic table for twenty minutes chatting for a bit.


really cool hiking spot/ camping spot though. wouldn't mind going back... i was surprised that it was completely empty because even though yesterday was like 110 at the high, the night was still reasonable for AZ..

she tried getting me back up wit her mouth but it wasn't happening. i tell her we'll do it again sometime (50/50 depends how horned up i get) and after i say bye and kiss her i begin the drive back up to phx.

was originally set on putting in a few more hours at the poker table but felt really tired driving so decided to get a reuben from culvers and head home.

its now monday and i really dont even remember if i have any dates set up for today. i know tomorrow i got some booty coming back in from out of town and wed got something set up with some blonde milf who likes to gamble.

if i can run good at cash ill likely head to vegas for a few days. but we'll see. probably going to cool off on stupid drink dates unless it's clear we're going to hook up. im just bored of chatting and buying drinks for these chicks.

wish i could score some adderall and grind a few 12 hour sessions because my session win rate has got to be at least 80% when im dialed the **** in on stimulants. contemplating getting another adderall prescription but while on trenbolone my heart might literally explode, especially if i happen to go on an addy bender (which i always do ). i think last time i had a prescription i went through the months supply in 1.5 weeks. hardly any eating, hardly any sleeping, forgoing the gym, and just wacking off frantically, but highly focused. the stuff is dangerous as hell to someone like me.