^ shout-out the word you going for. Shootout is when gansters and cops shoot at each other or a type of poker tourney

GL guys, HU a fascinating game but I think I would tilt outta my mind!

Since Kobmish is a lazy couchpotato and I'm a spambot, as expected I'll be cluttering the thread more frequently.

Today was nice. Worked for 9 hours and still manged to put in the 50 games I set out to play and had nice results

Week 1
200/350 sngs

Tomorrow I have to go to some bs with girlfriends relatives and also go to bed semi early since I work early shift on sunday. Gonna try to put in at least 70 sngs though and also wanna play the 12k saturday duel. It's a turbo so I guess I'll just fold until we're 25bb deep before I start smashing buttons.

Song of the day

dude knows how to drop some crazy bars



Also, pretty solid phonecall in the beginning, "hey I just wanted to say goodbye"

No tilting allowed ITT!!!

Epic spam yeah. But ty ty.

A familiar face or rather sn. gl gl, ty for following!

Hardly anyone can be as big fish as garlicious, but ty, gl to u too.

ty, gl!

Doesn't the English from Scotland count already as semi pirate one?

GL, I am subbed to your thread.

Oh... are you still messing around with cash? It's true there's no money HU but still.... cash.... meh. GL obviously!

No, not having plans for working with anyone new in at least next month or so. Feel free to add me on skype though (it's the same as user here) and we can talk about it. Since I don't want to talk much about coaching in the thread, anyone having questions just pm me here or add me on skype.

Haha ty ty, да ти се връща!

That's what I do every day, tilt I mean. Ty, gl to you too.

Garlicious, if you mean this:



you are spot on.

I'll post a graph how I am doing at the end of the week I promise.

IT'S ON!!!

[20:55:23] Staffan "Garlic Yum": man I'm having a hard time locking into the grind and getting volume today
[20:55:24] Staffan "Garlic Yum": (worry)
[20:55:39] Staffan "Garlic Yum": so much interesting things on the internet :P
[20:55:53] Staffan "Garlic Yum": need 137 more games this weekend though
[20:56:04] Kobmish: not happening
[20:56:06] Staffan "Garlic Yum": lol
[20:56:11] Staffan "Garlic Yum": why?
[20:56:26] Kobmish: 5 bucks says so (nod)
[20:56:30] Staffan "Garlic Yum": odds?
[20:56:40] Kobmish: (if I give you more you'll use it as motivation)
[20:56:43] Kobmish: ahmmm
[20:56:46] Kobmish: evens
[20:56:48] Staffan "Garlic Yum": booked

Gl both of you. Good idea to start a thread together.
Kob..gl with 60s.

Hope to see nice results =D

subbed..4sure.

Meeeh got caught up in skype convos today. Made it to 40 games today. Need 110 games tomorrow to get the 5 bucks. This might be hard since I'm going to work in 5 hours.

Gonna pound like 5 energy drinks and make my best effort though

Song of the day



I love this guy


Gn everybody

Couldn't sleep so stayed up and played another 80 sngs. Played decent but aidsed hardcore and lost all profit from earlier today (12bi) and also all ev. Superannoyed because was happy with week up until this. This can be such a sucky game when you flop nothing and every villain is on the run of their life.
Oh well nothing to do. Now work - sleep - play 30 games so I atleast can make my 5 bucks from kobmish

Gl!

Not so thinly veiled brag that people write with you

Week 1

[x] 352/350 games

Shiiiiiiip it Kobmish! I'm currently browsing the net to find the dumbest thing I could possibly buy for your 5 bucks. I'll get back to you all later when i figure out how to invest them. Have some ideas

Overall week was pretty decent. Just some aids last 100 games but nothing too bad.
Also have been playing pretty bad and spewy at times which is dumb. Non of that next week




Goals week 2
[ ]500 sngs
[ ] 2k cash hands
[ ] study 7 hours
[ ] exercise 3 times

Was gonna go for bigger volume but going to a festival this weekend

Ty

Sick brag

solid week man, little spewy near the end

Serious question, how is any part of the above graph spewy?

This is spewy:



Should be sleeping now, but short update. Half way to gain back the 1k in ev I started by dropping. It's been a horror show so far in the mini sample I've played and I've done my fair share to be this way. Not going to comment on who I play obviously and most of the guys are actually really really nice in almost every way. I think I can make some adjustments that should bring positives vs most of the guys I play. If I do that, cut the spew and 60% range stop being A7+ I think it will only get better from now on.

gl gl!

Oh and Garlic, jfc, what are you going to do with that 5 bucks? Retire?

GL all.

ya man honestly your graph takes the cake there bud

Nope I have invested them in a special service. Will post itt once I recieve it.


no

1. you really can't tell by looking at a graph if it's spew or not
2. splitting rake while running bad in cd and playing 100% vs regs at 60s is pretty good imo. I imagine my graph would look worse while playing A-game in Kobmish place
3. I want a cake

Yay! A gold star next to my name on sharkscope Wont last long but whatever


/spambot

Hahahah pretty sure I know what that is (no joke). Cannot wait if I'm right.

Lol if you have for real guessed it that would be insane It's pretty random

I legitimately thought that was a cheap blow job joke

Subbed. Good luck, guys!

ya I was just a bit confused, thanks for explaining in Skype man

get grinding boys

Week 2 day 1



Running absolutely horrible

100/500 sngs
0/2k cash hands
0.5/7 hours study
0/3 times exercise

Post moooar Kobmish! You're the one who's actually interesting

Week 2 day 2

Sngs played: 213/500
Cash hands: 379/2k
Hours studied: 1.5/7
Workouts: 0/3

Ran superbad today aswell. Made a few spewy calls but overall I think I played okay. Was pretty hard to know after a while if I was playing good or not but I think it was a result of running into top of everyones range. Decided to stop at 113 sngs because I managed to get to a few dollar profit.
Felt like I couldn't handle dropping it again because was so up and down today.
Overall considering how I ran I'm very happy with finnishing day with almost 3% ev roi. Also booked a couple of bi at cap

Bleh I'm rambling too much. Gonna keep updates shorter if I'm gonna update this frequently.

Gonna add another goal for this week:
[ ] no more whining (goes for both skype and 2p2)


Here's a good song if you're tilted imo. Played it on repeat while running bad and tilt went away

In for no whine freeroll
Sent from my Nexus 5 using 2+2 Forums

I'll ship u 5 bucks if I whine too much

Forgot to mention. I made an alias for all players at 30s who I have marked as "sharkscope winners" to see how I was doing vs them. Was pretty pleased with results. Even though this isn't 100% of all regs I've played since some I haven't marked as winners and a few I've marked as fish

Their results vs me from their perspective

I am afraid I have to spam more to post more, will do a poker update in a few days when I build up a sample. Meanwhile the first 3 to predict the score (or get closest to - if it finishes 2:1 then 3:2 or 1:0 will be closest etc) of argentina-netherlands get a $20 freeroll each on my week volume. I pay out if I have less than 500 games at 60s come sunday midnight server time, currently at 50, busy on friday, knowing me a great chance of failing.

One score per poster up to kickoff, score can be repeated.