Oh I have another story from last session I wanted to share. Same villain who's piss-drunk and got me to ship it vs. his "blind" double suited aces.
Preflop action, villain mandatory straddles to $10, a guy who has literally been asleep for the past 2 hours wakes up and sleepily limps a hand, I limp behind. I have A
7
5
3
. Villain reluctantly checks because he says he really doesn't want to see a flop. More on this in a bit.
Flop Q
5
2
, pot $35
Villain across the table says "fk that's why I didn't want to see a flop" and holds his hand up to show the entire table he had 4 red cards, I think I see AQ94 but not 100% sure, and he pays a guy $100 who he has a black/red sidebet with. Villain then quickly leads for $25. Sleepy instacalls, and I'm like dude don't show me your hand, I have a monster I have to raise this and make it $120. Villain calls, sleepy folds.
Turn 9
, pot $300
Villain checks, I'm not totally sure but I think he made top two so I check.
River K
, pot $300
Villain checks, this guy plays kind of erratic but I don't think he calls my river bet with Q9xx here so I throw out $200. He goes into the tank... says "I have a set. I will fold if you give me $100 back" I tell him he can do whatever he wants to do... he thinks awhile longer while unsuccessfully trying to get me to say more. Finally he looks like he's about to level himself into calling, then I tell him "alright fine you can have $100 back" and throw him a $100 while simultaneously mucking my hand. He laughs as I get shipped the pot and says "you fker I knew I had you beat" and shows his hand to confirm that he indeed just have AQ94 with 4 diamonds.
So I made almost no profit that hand (but potentially dodged a bullet). Regardless of results/profitability, just an example of why live poker will always be more fun than online poker.