Can hardly say I'm surprised:


iPoker - €4 NL - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

INVALID POS: €83.60
SB: €902.00
UTG: €178.42
Hero (BTN): €400.00

INVALID POS posts SB €2.00, SB posts BB €4.00, UTG posts DB €4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €10.00) Hero has J A

UTG checks, Hero raises to €18.00, fold, SB calls €14.00, UTG calls €14.00

Flop: (€56.00, 3 players) J 4 2
SB checks, UTG bets €56.00, Hero raises to €168.00, fold, UTG calls €104.42

Turn: (€376.84, 2 players) 7

River: (€376.84, 2 players) 3

UTG shows 5 A (Straight, Five High)
Hero shows J A (One Pair, Jacks)
INVALID POS wins €0.00
SB wins €0.00
pwnedGuy wins €0.00
UTG wins €374.84
Hero wins €0.00







iPoker - €4 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: €374.00
Hero (BB): €506.00

Hero posts SB €2.00, SB posts BB €4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €6.00) Hero has J J

Hero raises to €12.00, SB raises to €40.00, Hero raises to €96.00, SB raises to €374.00, Hero calls €278.00

Flop: (€748.00, 2 players) A 2 8

Turn: (€748.00, 2 players) 6

River: (€748.00, 2 players) 9

SB shows A K (One Pair, Aces)
Hero shows J J (One Pair, Jacks)
SB wins €747.00
Hero wins €0.00

Stopped playing now. The unbelivably bad run just continued, but I still think I played well. Still lost 2k that session tho

ouch. hope you gonna make it back soon. I doubt this is going to be a prob with these crazy ipoker players

Played a 500 hand session right now. Seemed to run into a lot of hands, couldn't win any medium to small sized pots. Fortunally the coolers were on my side today, so ended up a cool 1.3k



Biggest winning hand:


iPoker - £5 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: £500.00
Hero (INVALID POS): £822.00
SB: £385.23
UTG: £513.15
CO: £293.00

Hero posts SB £2.00, SB posts BB £5.00

Pre Flop: (pot: £7.00) Hero has Q Q

UTG raises to £15.00, fold, fold, Hero calls £13.00, SB calls £10.00

Flop: (£45.00, 3 players) K Q 3
Hero checks, SB checks, UTG bets £25.00, Hero calls £25.00, fold

Turn: (£95.00, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, UTG bets £55.00, Hero calls £55.00

River: (£205.00, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, UTG bets £115.00, Hero raises to £727.00, UTG calls £303.15

Hero shows Q Q (Three of a Kind, Queens)
UTG shows 3 3 (Three of a Kind, Threes)
Dorfzocker1 wins £0.00
BTN wins £0.00
Hero wins £1,038.30
SB wins £0.00
UTG wins £0.00
CO wins £0.00






Biggest losing hand:


iPoker - €4 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: €217.80
CO: €662.20
BTN: €352.99
INVALID POS: €298.08
Hero (SB): €532.87

INVALID POS posts SB €2.00, Hero posts BB €4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €6.00) Hero has Q A

fold, fold, BTN raises to €8.00, fold, Hero raises to €20.00 (misclick ), BTN raises to €62.00, Hero raises to €532.87, BTN calls €290.99

Flop: (€707.98, 2 players) J K 2

Turn: (€707.98, 2 players) 5

River: (€707.98, 2 players) 2

BTN shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Twos)
Hero shows Q A (One Pair, Twos)
MacauLisboa wins €0.00
UTG wins €0.00
CO wins €0.00
BTN wins €704.98
INVALID POS wins €0.00
Hero wins €0.00


Roll is now 20k again.

u rock man keep it up, nice thread

What style of play do you consider yourself to have?

umm, mega-LAG?

Won another 2k, so roll is 22k now. Will soon start playing 1knl.

Good luck Sir!

In the words of my favorite Adam Sandler sidekick - YOUCANDOIT!

Keep it up kid doing awesome

Proper good read, keep it going, pal.

Lost 1k today Ran meh, just couldn't get anything going

Biggest winning hand:


iPoker - £6 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BB): £609.00
SB: £965.00

Hero posts SB £3.00, SB posts BB £6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: £9.00) Hero has 4 K

Hero raises to £18.00, SB raises to £54.00, Hero calls £36.00

Flop: (£108.00, 2 players) 2 A 5
SB bets £60.00, Hero calls £60.00

Turn: (£228.00, 2 players) 3
SB checks, Hero bets £112.00, SB raises to £851.00, Hero calls £383.00

River: (£1218.00, 2 players) Q

Hero shows 4 K (Straight, Five High)
SB shows A K (One Pair, Aces)
Hero wins £1,217.00
SB wins £0.00






Biggest losing hand:



iPoker - $6 NL - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: $865.05
SB: $1,368.35
Hero (BB): $1,452.40
UTG: $672.00

SB posts SB $3.00, Hero posts BB $6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $9.00) Hero has T 8

fold, BTN raises to $18.00, fold, Hero raises to $57.00, BTN calls $39.00

Flop: ($117.00, 2 players) 6 3 T
Hero checks, BTN bets $72.00, Hero raises to $156.00, BTN calls $84.00

Turn: ($429.00, 2 players) T
Hero bets $166.00, BTN calls $166.00

River: ($761.00, 2 players) 2
Hero bets $256.00, BTN raises to $486.05, Hero calls $230.05

BTN shows K T (Three of a Kind, Tens)
BTN wins $1,731.10






Random life-tilting hand:


iPoker - €6 NL - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BTN: €600.00
SB: €331.70
Hero (BB): €908.20
UTG: €268.85
MP: €654.00
CO: €633.45

SB posts SB €3.00, Hero posts BB €6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €9.00) Hero has 6 A

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to €18.00, fold, Hero raises to €57.00, BTN raises to €111.00, Hero calls €54.00

Flop: (€225.00, 2 players) T 2 4
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (€225.00, 2 players) 8
Hero bets €145.00, BTN calls €145.00

River: (€515.00, 2 players) T
Hero bets €652.20, BTN calls €344.00

BTN shows A K (One Pair, Tens)
Hero shows 6 A (One Pair, Tens)
BTN wins €1,200.00
SB wins €0.00
Hero wins €0.00
UTG wins €0.00
MP wins €0.00
CO wins €0.00






I really can't play long sessions

lol fix your redl..... nevermind

Well, I'd rather have a good green line.

holy **** u r the man

nice work keep us updated

Up like 1k today so far. Would have been up 2k if they guy hadn't backdoored a flush at 600£ HU



Biggest winning hand:



iPoker - €4 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): €575.00
BB: €628.00

BB posts SB €2.00, Hero posts BB €4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €6.00) Hero has A A

BB raises to €12.00, Hero raises to €36.00, BB calls €24.00

Flop: (€72.00, 2 players) T J 5
Hero bets €44.00, BB raises to €112.00, Hero raises to €204.00, BB raises to €592.00, Hero calls €335.00

Turn: (€1150.00, 2 players) 3

River: (€1150.00, 2 players) 3

Hero shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Threes)
BB shows K 9 (One Pair, Threes)
Hero wins €1,149.00
BB wins €0.00

(Played very very aggro aginst this guy, so no wonder he's going absolutely ape**** crazy.)



Biggest losing hand:


iPoker - £6 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BB): £600.00
SB: £600.00

Hero posts SB £3.00, SB posts BB £6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: £9.00) Hero has 7 J

Hero raises to £18.00, SB calls £12.00

Flop: (£36.00, 2 players) T 2 7
SB checks, Hero bets £22.00, SB calls £22.00

Turn: (£80.00, 2 players) J
SB checks, Hero bets £56.00, SB calls £56.00

River: (£192.00, 2 players) 5
SB checks, Hero bets £134.00, SB raises to £504.00, Hero calls £370.00

Hero shows 7 J (Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens)
SB shows 6 7 (Flush, Jack High)
Hero wins £0.00
SB wins £1,199.00





Random overbetting from the session:


iPoker - $6 NL - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $796.00
Hero (BB): $960.30
BTN: $307.18

SB posts SB $3.00, Hero posts BB $6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $9.00) Hero has 2 A

fold, SB raises to $24.00, Hero calls $18.00

Flop: ($48.00, 2 players) 5 4 9
SB bets $36.00, Hero calls $36.00

Turn: ($120.00, 2 players) 8
SB checks, Hero bets $75.00, SB calls $75.00

River: ($270.00, 2 players) 2
SB checks, Hero bets $440.00, fold

Hero shows 2 A (One Pair, Twos)
Hero wins $268.00





iPoker - €4 NL - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: €470.20
Hero (BTN): €1,011.70
INVALID POS: €400.00
SB: €459.60

INVALID POS posts SB €2.00, SB posts BB €4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: €6.00) Hero has T J

fold, Hero raises to €12.00, fold, SB calls €8.00

Flop: (€26.00, 2 players) 2 9 5
SB checks, Hero bets €16.00, SB calls €16.00

Turn: (€58.00, 2 players) 7
SB checks, Hero bets €35.00, SB calls €35.00

River: (€128.00, 2 players) 4
SB checks, Hero bets €166.00, fold

Hero shows T J (High Card, Jack)
xx00x0x1 wins €0.00
UTG wins €0.00
Hero wins €126.00
bismuth83 wins €0.00
INVALID POS wins €0.00
SB wins €0.00






iPoker - £5 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): £644.00
BB: £502.00

BB posts SB £2.00, Hero posts BB £5.00

Pre Flop: (pot: £7.00) Hero has J A

BB raises to £15.00, Hero raises to £45.00, BB calls £30.00

Flop: (£90.00, 2 players) Q J Q
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (£90.00, 2 players) 5
Hero bets £55.00, BB calls £55.00

River: (£200.00, 2 players) 3
Hero bets £309.00, BB calls £309.00

Hero shows J A (Two Pair, Queens and Jacks)
BB shows T J (Two Pair, Queens and Jacks)
Hero wins £817.00
BB wins £0.00

Well done. Could you explain the last hand pls?

I just had a history of overbetting alot aginst that guy, so I knew he was gonna call me light.

And, I think that the guy 4bets KK and AA, he raises any Q at some point durin the hand. We beat any other Jack and since we have history, i love the overbet!

%#(= Q)(%/ ()Q#Y()=/Y(Q#)(=YQ GHAAAAA ÜBER TILTTLLTTITTLTITTL

Lost like 4k to this dude, HU. He's such a ridicilous nit, folding like every ****ing time. I have no ****ing clue how I could lose to him.

Oh...


iPoker - $6 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $620.00
Hero (BB): $1,238.50

Hero posts SB $3.00, SB posts BB $6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $9.00) Hero has 6 5

Hero raises to $18.00, SB raises to $66.00, Hero calls $48.00

Flop: ($132.00, 2 players) 5 8 A
SB bets $78.00, Hero calls $78.00

Turn: ($288.00, 2 players) 6
SB bets $150.00, Hero raises to $1,094.50, SB calls $326.00

River: ($1240.00, 2 players) 4

SB shows 7 5 (Straight, Eight High)
Hero shows 6 5 (Two Pair, Sixes and Fives)
SB wins $1,239.00
Hero wins $0.00





iPoker - $6 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $2,606.00
Hero (BB): $612.00

Hero posts SB $3.00, SB posts BB $6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $9.00) Hero has 4 7

Hero raises to $18.00, SB raises to $66.00, Hero calls $48.00

Flop: ($132.00, 2 players) K J Q
SB bets $78.00, Hero raises to $546.00, SB calls $468.00

Turn: ($1224.00, 2 players) 3

River: ($1224.00, 2 players) 6

SB shows K A (Flush, Ace High)
SB wins $1,223.00







iPoker - $6 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $917.00
Hero (SB): $606.00

BB posts SB $3.00, Hero posts BB $6.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $9.00) Hero has T T

BB raises to $18.00, Hero raises to $54.00, BB raises to $917.00, Hero calls $552.00

Flop: ($1212.00, 2 players) 2 8 6

Turn: ($1212.00, 2 players) 7

River: ($1212.00, 2 players) 8

BB shows 6 6 (Full House, Sixes full of Eights)
BB wins $1,211.00



And these are just the ****ing top of the ****ing iceberg. UN ****ING REAL

I then challanged him to play HU at 1knl, 4 tables, but he declined.

On the positive side: I at least sat out before going absolutely on monkey tilt.

I will seriously hunt this guy down and keep stealing his blinds until he's broke.

Keep ya head bro!

hahaha n1 bro