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Originally Posted by 6bet me
[B][U]The mate never ends up showing, which is fine, as I'm happy to just have food and drinks and conversation with my girlfriend. We get progressively drunk and I convince her to join this $30 MTT with me. Pub poker is great because there's no rake and the players are beyond awful, but you have to deal the cards yourself.
So I'm sitting at this table next to my girlfriend, who hardly understands the rules of the game, and I'm trying to teach her the game whilst also not actually seeing her cards or telling her what to do. I'm just presenting her her options and saying things like "you can fold, call 1000 chips or raise. If you don't have a strong hand then just fold." But people are getting really mad at me and accusing me of coaching her. She manages to cooler some fish by just x/calling 3 streets with a boat when the fish has a weaker boat, then this Indian guy gets kind of mad and accuses her of pulling a hustle. He says that she's just faking it and that she secretly knows how to play well (LOL). He spends the next 20 mins ranting on about how some guys come here and pretend to act stupid to pull a hustle and basically accuses my girlfriend of that. So I'm already kind of mad at him..
What a crazy coincidence that Rounders plagiarized your future life 21 years in the past.
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Originally Posted by 6bet me
My brain thinks in a very mathematical way, so I can remember a lot of hand histories even when super drunk.
One time in high school when I was at an 18th birthday party, I had about 12 standard drinks in 2hrs, was almost at the stage of vomiting, and yet people were giving me Calculus problems and I was solving integrals in my head and getting them correct.
You must be wikkid smahhht. The similarities between a down on his luck pizza delivery boy and a gifted but troubled janitor are uncanny.
Let me guess how this story ends:
You spend your last $5000 and buy a koala, kangaroo, dingo and wombat and start a “zoo” and complete your transformation into the living, breathing embodiment of Matt Damon’s fictional characters.
This is all around superb trolling.