Lol.

Don't forget A3s and A5s. OP going broke fast.

Lol. I literally can't stop laughing at this comment.

The word Jew used in that context is going to be offensive to Jewish people bro. Can you not see that? Do they not have Jews in Australia? I'm guessing you've never actually met a Jew or been friends with one? Just say 'woops' and don't use the Jew word like that again where it might offend.

It's funny that you used the word Jew like that though.

You know the fact that op is still around with his skill level and his discipline and his general disregard to succeed is actually a decent brag.

Wp op.

I recently saw a documentary about a young man who was really really good at math. However, he was from the wrong side of town and he and his friends did not value a traditional education. He worked as a janitor at MIT. He would solve very difficult problems in minutes and wow both the staff and students alike. I saw him in another documentary about gambling. He had a natural gift. He was tight but aggressive. He had his ups and his downs but he finally beat the game and rolled up a stake and took it to vegas. This sounds eerily similar to our hero

jus sayin

Lol, Kelvis for president.

Lol this sounds exactly like Matt Damon from the movies Good Will Hunting and Rounders.

Okay I'll try not to make any Jew/Nazi references from now on. Sorry if I offended anyone.

No fooling you.

OP’s impending implosion just became a lot more satisfying. Excited for ya to lose it all idiot.

Hear that, OP? You're gonna go into space! Hope you like potatoes!

Let me just head you off at the pass and suggest you also don't use the word gyp as it is a pejorative for gypsy people.

Jew. =þ

Not trying to defend OPs casual antisemitism but I honestly don't think he realized how offensive or even that his remark was offensive and he probably is from a very non diverse background and is young and that's how his friends talk.

OP should read this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_antisemitism

no ****, sherlock!

Just pure gold!!

Thanks for the read OP and everyone that has contributed. I have been a degen in the past and have relived some memories while reading this. Please dont stop this anytime soon!

What a crazy coincidence that Rounders plagiarized your future life 21 years in the past.

You must be wikkid smahhht. The similarities between a down on his luck pizza delivery boy and a gifted but troubled janitor are uncanny.

Let me guess how this story ends:

You spend your last $5000 and buy a koala, kangaroo, dingo and wombat and start a “zoo” and complete your transformation into the living, breathing embodiment of Matt Damon’s fictional characters.

This is all around superb trolling.

Lol, I didn't even catch the references.

Thought it definitely went too over-the-top with the SWP and J comments (it's not impolite if you abbreviate them, lol).

Well played, I guess? But how do you get guys like Feely on board?

Goldmanwhodoesn'tknowwhatthehellisgoingon,goddamin terwebzG

so is this whole thing a troll or not? the movie references have now made me think it is a troll, but at the same time people are saying they know people irl who have seen OP do this stuff. i'm not sure what to believe anymore.

What are you dummies talking about? It's not a troll. Op's girlfriend isn't John Malkovich. Like are you kidding me with this troll accusation, it honestly goes to show who's smart and who's not. Those who think it's trolling are dumb af. You probably also hear Yanny and see a white and gold dress. Your perception sucks. You probably have a creative brain that sees patterns that aren't there.

So it's all a troll because OP's girlfriend slowplayed a full house vs another full house just like Mike McD with A9 vs Teddys AA on A99 board? Gtfo. I've seen Rounders a hundred times like everybody else and I didn't make that connection. That's stupid.

At least we got rid of all da fakking strat in my club.

.wrongthread

Shh no more strat, only trainwreck now.

OP:

Gimme Jimmies remain rustled pls

Nice

If nothing else, I give 6betme credit for surviving a 64 page beat down from half the 2+2 community. This is Germany vs Brazil 2014 level savagery.

As for the content I don’t know exactly what to say. I feel like you are probably capable of playing solid winning poker, you certainly aren’t scared of the swings or pulling the trigger in high risk spots, but there is just way too much spew and insane BRM in here. Playing 5/5/10, blind shoving utg, you know that’s just bad...

I think if you want to make it long term you got to get your **** together outside of poker and focus on your mental game. This can’t be something you get around too eventually, it has to start right now.

This goes double given the stakes you are playing. When you have a bad day and lose 25% of your roll, you are going to need to have the mental strength to push through.

OP, glad to see you have done well in recent sessions. Keep up the good work.