I like him, and think he deserves a bit more time. He's got to change the way we play though, the long ball tactic is just turgid to watch. I think he'll be gone by the end of the season though, you know how it is these days.
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A few weeks ago I played with the biggest fun player I've ever played with, he had 100% vpip and the minimum raise was 100. That night I won about 6k iirc. The next night he showed up and I lost around 9k I think it was. Well he rocked up last night and I was down 2k at that point. I ended the night -7500. I am happy with pretty much every hand I played, and there were some fun ones along the way. I'll refer to him as "Dave", and I will try remember as many as I can...
FIRST ****ING HAND, I open UTG to 75 w KK, he calls SB. Flop is 222. Deuce. Deuce. ****ing deuce. Spoiler alert he has 42o. I cbet half pot OTF, he calls. Turn is a 9 and I bomb it, he calls. River is a jack and he donk jams and there's legit nothing we can do. Nh bro.
Ok so this is a super weird spot. MP opens to 50, some unknown reg has called in HJ, Dave makes it 105 on the btn (srs), SB calls, I look down at 88 and figure it's better to see a flop 5 ways here than raise to 600. Opener calls, HJ then makes it 700. Dave says "**** you I'm gonna call you" and calls. Me and HJ are approx 3200 deep, and Dave has around 2k. Dave never ever ever has a premium here, and doesn't make it 105 pre w 9s-Js. The HJ has 3bet me a few times and shown premium hands, even with Dave still to act (i.e. he isn't flatting strong hands to keep Dave in). He's also jammed 1500 into 2k OTR w 56ds on K73Q2 after cold calling a big 3b pre and a large flop cbet. If he perceives there to be 500 worth of dead money out there pre he can do this with a bunch of stuff. I jam it in. He eventually calls and Dave folds. He has QQ and the river is a fkn 9 for the sickest "nearly". Sigh, reload. Again it's super high variance but I'm happy with my line here. Happy to hear thoughts.
Dave opens to 150 in CO, I make it 500 SB w AKo, he calls, flop is J22r and with SPR1 I shove flop and he has 42o again lolololol kill me
Dave opens to 150, I make it 400 IP w QJo, he calls. Flop is T97 and I jam again with SPR1 and he calls. I instantly table my hand and it runs out brick brick and he obv hasn't seen my hand so sighs and says "I missed" and shows K8o and is looking at me angrily as if to say "turn over ur fkn hand". I motion to my QJo that is already turned over and he legit looks at the board and my hand and the board and my hand and is like oh send it.
Earlier in the night he opens to 50 in CO, I peel Ac8s in SB (should maybe 3b but it's whatever). Flop is A99ssx, x/x. Turn is 5x and he bets 100 out of turn, I'm like k whatever just call. River 7s and he bets 500. I take a couple of mins and eventually call. He turns over 5s and his eyes widen as if to say "good?" I know what's coming and after 10 secs he turns over 10s and I have to laugh it off and be like yeah nhnh.
Watched this dude spray every $ he won off me across the table all night until he left. Super gutting, but all trip I've maintained that if I'm happy with my line then it doesn't matter. I was happy with every line I took last night (bar one or two marginal peels), so no ragrets today
Flying home in 48 hours. Think I'm done with poker for the trip, a shame to bow out on the trip this way poker wise, but hey ho
Edit - there's a fairly well known reg, lovely dude, but very tight and known for his tightness. Even Dave knows how tight he is. So he sits down in our game and Dave is like "if this guy folds 3 hands in a row I'm outta here guys." The well known reg sits with sunglasses on, not speaking and folds first two hands. Third hand is being dealt and Dave says "ok guys if he folds this hand I'm outta here, you gotta give action to get action." Reg pipes up with "what so I'm not allowed to play the hands I wanna play?!" and folds (!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Dave is like **** this I'm done and it was only another reg at the table who is super pally with Dave defusing the situation that saved the game. I absolutely love the reg in question, he's a super nice guy, and I'm not even saying that because there's a small chance he reads this thread, but my God I woulda been tilted if the game broke. You gotta keep these ppl happy. If that were me I woulda done a blind 100 or some **** just to keep this dude (who loses 10k playing 5/10 when he comes in) happy!
Last edited by GazzyB123; 11-17-2018 at 08:55 PM.