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12-27-2016 , 05:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GazzyB123
My uncle phone me yesterday (I was down the boozer) to tell me Betvictor do a golden goal thing where you get at least £25k if you get the scorer and the minute of the first goal in certain games. He had taken Debruyne and 52 minutes in the Hull v Man City game. I was actually watching the game and he phoned me almost in tears immediately after DeBruyne had just hit the post....in the 52nd minute. Me laughing like a hyena at this news didn't do his mood any good
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12-27-2016 , 07:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Husker
My uncle phone me yesterday (I was down the boozer) to tell me Betvictor do a golden goal thing where you get at least £25k if you get the scorer and the minute of the first goal in certain games. He had taken Debruyne and 52 minutes in the Hull v Man City game. I was actually watching the game and he phoned me almost in tears immediately after DeBruyne had just hit the post....in the 52nd minute. Me laughing like a hyena at this news didn't do his mood any good
i would lose the will to live
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12-27-2016 , 05:41 PM
Jesus Husker that must be ****ing brutal for him. Poor guy.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-prop-1645918/

Still looking for action, not looking good though...
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12-29-2016 , 08:32 PM
I took a 200z shot today. It did not go well. Certainly not moaning about runbad but I could've run slightly better...



Flop is whatevs but not folding many rivers after this turn

    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    Hero (SB): $233.55 (116.8 bb)
    BB: $441.82 (220.9 bb)
    UTG: $140.64 (70.3 bb)
    MP: $146.62 (73.3 bb)
    CO: $306.15 (153.1 bb)
    BTN: $428.37 (214.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with K J
    4 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $19, Hero calls $13

    Flop: ($38) 6 5 T (2 players)
    Hero checks, BB bets $11.91, Hero calls $11.91

    Turn: ($61.82) K (2 players)
    Hero checks, BB bets $40, Hero calls $40

    River: ($141.82) 7 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BB bets $370.91, Hero calls $162.64

    Spoiler:
    Results: $467.10 pot ($2.75 rake)
    Final Board: 6 5 T K 7
    Hero showed K J and lost (-$233.55 net)
    BB showed 8 9 and won $464.35 ($230.80 net)


    This guy used to be a 50z reg back in 2014, I remember him well, now he's 1 tabling 200z and limp calling everywhere...

      Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      SB: $232.88 (116.4 bb)
      BB: $277.61 (138.8 bb)
      UTG: $348.45 (174.2 bb)
      MP: $203 (101.5 bb)
      CO: $208.16 (104.1 bb)
      Hero (BTN): $203 (101.5 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BTN with J A
      UTG calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB calls $7, BB calls $6, UTG calls $6

      Flop: ($32) 3 7 J (4 players)
      SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $19, 2 folds, UTG raises to $88, Hero raises to $195 and is all-in, UTG calls $107

      Turn: ($422) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
      River: ($422) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $422 pot ($2.75 rake)
      Final Board: 3 7 J 2 9
      SB mucked and lost (-$8 net)
      BB mucked and lost (-$8 net)
      UTG showed 3 3 and won $419.25 ($216.25 net)
      Hero showed J A and lost (-$203 net)


      I don't mind that you get there, I mind that it takes you 15 seconds to call the river

        Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        SB: $332.60 (166.3 bb)
        BB: $790.02 (395 bb)
        Hero (UTG): $287.37 (143.7 bb)
        MP: $200 (100 bb)
        CO: $201.34 (100.7 bb)
        BTN: $217.21 (108.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8 8
        Hero raises to $6, MP calls $6, CO calls $6, 3 folds

        Flop: ($21) Q 8 7 (3 players)
        Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $8.37, Hero raises to $28, MP folds, CO calls $19.63

        Turn: ($77) J (2 players)
        Hero bets $42, CO calls $42

        River: ($161) A (2 players)
        Hero bets $158.25, CO calls $125.34 and is all-in

        Spoiler:
        Results: $411.68 pot ($2.75 rake)
        Final Board: Q 8 7 J A
        Hero showed 8 8 and lost (-$201.34 net)
        CO showed T K and won $408.93 ($207.59 net)


        Curiosity killed the cat

          Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          SB: $320.39 (160.2 bb)
          BB: $200 (100 bb)
          UTG: $80.17 (40.1 bb)
          MP: $200 (100 bb)
          CO: $335.98 (168 bb)
          Hero (BTN): $424.05 (212 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9 9
          UTG folds, MP raises to $4.40, CO folds, Hero calls $4.40, SB folds, BB raises to $22.15, MP calls $17.75, Hero calls $17.75

          Flop: ($67.45) 4 T 2 (3 players)
          BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

          Turn: ($67.45) 8 (3 players)
          BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $39, BB raises to $177.85 and is all-in, MP folds, Hero calls $138.85

          River: ($423.15) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Spoiler:
          Results: $423.15 pot ($2.75 rake)
          Final Board: 4 T 2 8 K
          BB showed 8 8 and won $420.40 ($220.40 net)
          MP mucked and lost (-$22.15 net)
          Hero showed 9 9 and lost (-$200 net)


          Grim grim grim

            Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            SB: $200 (100 bb)
            BB: $200 (100 bb)
            UTG: $240.88 (120.4 bb)
            MP: $407.28 (203.6 bb)
            CO: $174.50 (87.3 bb)
            Hero (BTN): $385.17 (192.6 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BTN with T 9
            UTG folds, MP raises to $5, CO folds, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $44, 2 folds, Hero calls $26

            Flop: ($95) A 8 3 (2 players)
            SB bets $28.64, Hero raises to $341.17 and is all-in, SB calls $127.36 and is all-in

            Turn: ($407.00) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            River: ($407.00) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $407.00 pot ($2.75 rake)
            Final Board: A 8 3 J 5
            SB showed Q A and won $404.25 ($204.25 net)
            Hero showed T 9 and lost (-$200.00 net)


            GRIM GRIM GRIM

              Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              SB: $84 (42 bb)
              BB: $106.15 (53.1 bb)
              UTG: $242.93 (121.5 bb)
              MP: $140.92 (70.5 bb)
              CO: $245.68 (122.8 bb)
              Hero (BTN): $225.25 (112.6 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BTN with K A
              UTG folds, MP raises to $4, CO folds, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $14, BB raises to $106.15 and is all-in, MP folds, Hero raises to $220, SB folds

              Flop: ($231.30) 9 3 T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
              Turn: ($231.30) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
              River: ($231.30) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $231.30 pot ($2.75 rake)
              Final Board: 9 3 T 8 J
              BB showed A T and won $228.55 ($122.40 net)
              Hero showed K A and lost (-$106.15 net)


              The games on Stars have been amazing, and today was no different. I'll pick myself up, dust myself down, and go again! Will also do end of year report tomoz. The graph is interesting...
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              12-29-2016 , 09:11 PM
              Yeah the 1 tabler to reg ratio has been something else when I've eyed that pool last couple of days.

              Gl, get back at it.
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              12-29-2016 , 10:40 PM
              Yeah definitely. What are the games like in January on Stars?

              Felt a bit meh about the shot going so badly and how it'd be a few days at least before I could jump back in.



              Booya.

              One or two quick hands from the last few hours...

              Someone post a gif showing my face OTR. Winner gets four dollars.

                Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                SB: $117.86 (117.9 bb)
                BB: $242.98 (243 bb)
                UTG: $126.99 (127 bb)
                MP: $215.51 (215.5 bb)
                CO: $217.46 (217.5 bb)
                Hero (BTN): $412.34 (412.3 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BTN with A T
                3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

                Flop: ($5.50) A 7 9 (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

                Turn: ($11.50) Q (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

                River: ($25.50) 3 (2 players)
                BB bets $93, Hero raises to $390, BB calls $137.48 and is all-in

                Spoiler:
                Results: $486.46 pot ($2.50 rake)
                Final Board: A 7 9 Q 3
                BB showed 4 J and lost (-$242.98 net)
                Hero showed A T and won $483.96 ($240.98 net)


                  Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                  SB: $129.62 (129.6 bb)
                  BB: $125.45 (125.5 bb)
                  UTG: $108.50 (108.5 bb)
                  MP: $112.60 (112.6 bb)
                  CO: $239.82 (239.8 bb)
                  Hero (BTN): $266.51 (266.5 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BTN with T T
                  2 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, CO calls $7

                  Flop: ($21.50) T 8 4 (2 players)
                  CO checks, Hero bets $12.50, CO raises to $29, Hero calls $16.50

                  Turn: ($79.50) 8 (2 players)
                  CO bets $31, Hero calls $31

                  River: ($141.50) J (2 players)
                  CO bets $66, Hero raises to $196.51 and is all-in, CO calls $103.82 and is all-in

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $481.14 pot ($2.50 rake)
                  Final Board: T 8 4 8 J
                  CO showed A K and lost (-$239.82 net)
                  Hero showed T T and won $478.64 ($238.82 net)


                  Couldn't resist all that free money. Poor fish, defo tweeted that poker is rigged after this

                    Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                    SB: $76.27 (76.3 bb)
                    BB: $115.02 (115 bb)
                    Hero (UTG): $102.40 (102.4 bb)
                    MP: $311.72 (311.7 bb)
                    CO: $169.21 (169.2 bb)
                    BTN: $78.25 (78.3 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8 8
                    Hero raises to $3, MP raises to $10, CO calls $10, BTN folds, SB calls $9.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $102.40 and is all-in, MP raises to $311.72 and is all-in, CO folds, SB calls $66.27 and is all-in

                    Flop: ($292.07) 3 7 J (3 players, 3 are all-in)
                    Turn: ($292.07) T (3 players, 3 are all-in)
                    River: ($292.07) 9 (3 players, 3 are all-in)

                    Spoiler:
                    Results: $292.07 pot ($2.50 rake)
                    Final Board: 3 7 J T 9
                    SB showed K K and lost (-$76.27 net)
                    Hero showed 8 8 and won $289.57 ($187.17 net)
                    MP showed A K and lost (-$102.40 net)


                    Snappidy snap

                      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                      SB: $98.70 (98.7 bb)
                      Hero (BB): $345.81 (345.8 bb)
                      UTG: $57.30 (57.3 bb)
                      MP: $52.79 (52.8 bb)
                      CO: $110.42 (110.4 bb)
                      BTN: $104.08 (104.1 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is BB with K K
                      UTG calls $1, MP folds, CO raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero raises to $11, UTG folds, CO calls $8

                      Flop: ($23.50) 6 T J (2 players)
                      Hero bets $7, CO raises to $21.42, Hero calls $14.42

                      Turn: ($66.34) 9 (2 players)
                      Hero checks, CO bets $78 and is all-in, Hero calls $78

                      River: ($222.34) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                      Spoiler:
                      Results: $222.34 pot ($2.50 rake)
                      Final Board: 6 T J 9 8
                      Hero showed K K and won $219.84 ($109.42 net)
                      CO showed 3 3 and lost (-$110.42 net)


                      How does he not have quads and still beat me lol

                        Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                        SB: $134.92 (134.9 bb)
                        BB: $217.50 (217.5 bb)
                        UTG: $95.06 (95.1 bb)
                        MP: $56.81 (56.8 bb)
                        Hero (CO): $240.56 (240.6 bb)
                        BTN: $112.20 (112.2 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
                        UTG raises to $3, MP folds, Hero calls $3, 3 folds

                        Flop: ($7.50) A 5 5 (2 players)
                        UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $6, UTG calls $5

                        Turn: ($19.50) 3 (2 players)
                        UTG checks, Hero bets $13, UTG raises to $26, Hero calls $13

                        River: ($71.50) 5 (2 players)
                        UTG bets $60.06 and is all-in, Hero calls $60.06

                        Spoiler:
                        Results: $191.62 pot ($2.50 rake)
                        Final Board: A 5 5 3 5
                        UTG showed A A and won $189.12 ($94.06 net)
                        Hero showed K A and lost (-$95.06 net)
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                        12-29-2016 , 11:13 PM
                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by GazzyB123
                        Yeah definitely. What are the games like in January on Stars?

                        Felt a bit meh about the shot going so badly and how it'd be a few days at least before I could jump back in.



                        Booya.

                        One or two quick hands from the last few hours...

                        Someone post a gif showing my face OTR. Winner gets four dollars.

                        [converted_hand][hand_history]Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                        SB: $117.86 (117.9 bb)
                        BB: $242.98 (243 bb)
                        UTG: $126.99 (127 bb)
                        MP: $215.51 (215.5 bb)
                        CO: $217.46 (217.5 bb)
                        Hero (BTN): $412.34 (412.3 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is BTN with A T
                        3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

                        Flop: ($5.50) A 7 9 (2 players)
                        BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

                        Turn: ($11.50) Q (2 players)
                        BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

                        River: ($25.50) 3 (2 players)
                        BB bets $93,
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                        12-30-2016 , 01:37 AM
                        Quote:
                        Originally Posted by GazzyB123
                        Someone post a gif showing my face OTR. Winner gets four dollars.

                          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                          SB: $117.86 (117.9 bb)
                          BB: $242.98 (243 bb)
                          UTG: $126.99 (127 bb)
                          MP: $215.51 (215.5 bb)
                          CO: $217.46 (217.5 bb)
                          Hero (BTN): $412.34 (412.3 bb)

                          Preflop: Hero is BTN with A T
                          3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

                          Flop: ($5.50) A 7 9 (2 players)
                          BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

                          Turn: ($11.50) Q (2 players)
                          BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

                          River: ($25.50) 3 (2 players)
                          BB bets $93, Hero raises to $390, BB calls $137.48 and is all-in

                          Spoiler:
                          Results: $486.46 pot ($2.50 rake)
                          Final Board: A 7 9 Q 3
                          BB showed 4 J and lost (-$242.98 net)
                          Hero showed A T and won $483.96 ($240.98 net)

                          Spoiler:



                          shellysashes on stars
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                          12-30-2016 , 07:04 AM
                          Quote:
                          Originally Posted by GazzyB123

                          Someone post a gif showing my face OTR. Winner gets four dollars.

                            Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                            SB: $117.86 (117.9 bb)
                            BB: $242.98 (243 bb)
                            UTG: $126.99 (127 bb)
                            MP: $215.51 (215.5 bb)
                            CO: $217.46 (217.5 bb)
                            Hero (BTN): $412.34 (412.3 bb)

                            Preflop: Hero is BTN with A T
                            3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

                            Flop: ($5.50) A 7 9 (2 players)
                            BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

                            Turn: ($11.50) Q (2 players)
                            BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

                            River: ($25.50) 3 (2 players)
                            BB bets $93, Hero raises to $390, BB calls $137.48 and is all-in

                            Spoiler:
                            Results: $486.46 pot ($2.50 rake)
                            Final Board: A 7 9 Q 3
                            BB showed 4 J and lost (-$242.98 net)
                            Hero showed A T and won $483.96 ($240.98 net)



                            Bonus gif, semi-inappropriate..
                            Spoiler:

                            Or is it appropriate?
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                            12-30-2016 , 09:18 AM
                            felt something like this

                            Spoiler:
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                            12-30-2016 , 09:53 AM
                            Took another 200z shot today...

                            Spoiler:


                            Might play a wee bit later, but spose we can do our 2016 end of year review now...

                            Giraffe...



                            +12k playing live in London & Vegas. I had a tough downswing from Aug - Nov, so all in all I'm really happy with overall $ won.

                            By stake...



                            Winnings by screenname are as follows...

                            GazzyB123 - PokerStars - 111,895 hands - +$383 - 1.45bb
                            GazzyB123456789 - Bwin - 79,478 hands - +$1376 - 1.62bb
                            GazzyB123 - PartyPoker - 581,202 hands - +$21,395 - 3.86bb
                            xtinaaguilera - PartyPoker - 254,798 hands - -$7795 - -3.06bb

                            ...got smashed on the only account without 'GazzyB123' in it. Co-incidence? I think not!

                            All in all I've had a superb 2016, I made some new friends, and met up with some familiar faces. My goal for 2017 is to make 6 figures USD, and to have more to show for my winnings, as given how much $ I won this year, I should have much more in the bank than I currently do.

                            Here's to a brilliant 2017 poker-wise, lord knows it could be our last year...

                            Gaz

                            Spoiler:
                            gay Pikachu wins the gif comp, Mick is banned forever xxx
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                            12-30-2016 , 09:57 AM
                            GL in 2017 mate.
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                            12-30-2016 , 02:43 PM
                            Ffs why didn't I delay the big shpeil by a few hours to pretty up the graph...!



                            Happy new year everyone when it comes, I'm away to meet up with Birday, Bena and Smit tomorrow for a bit of NYE bants.
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                            12-30-2016 , 02:51 PM
                            Wont be joining for the NYE bants but see you at Pokerstars Festival lad.
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                            12-30-2016 , 03:01 PM
                            i wont 4

                            Spoiler:
                            also is it a gay pikachu or a female pikachu? I'm not sure whether or not to feel ashamed of the wank I did.,

                            Last edited by ShellysAshes; 12-30-2016 at 03:11 PM.
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                            12-30-2016 , 04:04 PM
                            did i win?
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                            12-30-2016 , 04:13 PM
                            you should
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                            12-30-2016 , 04:16 PM
                            GG man!

                            GL next year !
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                            12-30-2016 , 05:58 PM
                            Quote:
                            Originally Posted by blakkman08
                            did i win?
                            You are CEO of #teamcantclose, what do you think?

                            Quote:
                            Originally Posted by StevenVA
                            GG man!

                            GL next year !
                            Ty sir!

                            Selling half my UKIPT £990 buy in for middle of Jan, no markup because I'm nice like that. 10% = £99 etc etc. Holla itt before sending any x

                            Spoiler:
                            You know those threads where someone says "selling x of x, 10% = x etc etc and then some absolute baller comes in and says 'rest', one day that'll happen to me...
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                            12-30-2016 , 06:09 PM
                            give

                            Last edited by blakkman08; 12-30-2016 at 06:10 PM. Reason: rest
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                            12-30-2016 , 06:25 PM
                            i thought you said you weren't a rb pro anymore
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                            12-30-2016 , 06:38 PM
                            I do my best to win at the tables but if being a rb pro means making 55k playing cards on the internet every year I'll take it xxx
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                            12-30-2016 , 06:50 PM
                            Pizza hut dgaf if that cheddar is rakeback or actual winrate.
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                            12-30-2016 , 07:48 PM
                            Great year gazzy. Congrats dude. You could probably afford one of those big ugly tower blocks in Motherwell now.
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                            12-30-2016 , 08:01 PM
                            wp gazzy, i've enjoyed our many breakup chats. Here's a to a load more of them next year!
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