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10-21-2015 , 04:22 AM
Haha bang bang
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10-21-2015 , 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pitapita
Feels good when someone who doesn't play poker says congrats when they find out you got 593/1974 in something though. Someone who doesn't play poker isn't so different from gazzy, at least in skill level.
The kids got a lot of
Grinding Past the Fries Quote
10-21-2015 , 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pitapita
Feels good when someone who doesn't play poker says congrats when they find out you got 593/1974 in something though. Someone who doesn't play poker isn't so different from gazzy, at least in skill level.
Peter y u gotta be like this. Pretty sure I creamed you at 6 card triple draw PLO on a glorious night in March. WHO HAS NO SKILL NOW!
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Originally Posted by Mzbourg
Ziiiiiiiiiing
Quote:
Originally Posted by blakkman08
Haha bang bang
Omg could you guys BE any more up Peter's sphincter?
Quote:
Originally Posted by isplashcranberrys
The kids got a lot of




Today was nice. Felt like I played well and got what I deserved. Took a few coolers and kept cool, I think that's been the difference over the past week or so. Also upped my tables to 11 today. Will go back to 9 tomorrow, just felt like a bit of fast paced poker today. Some hands...

Table was breaking, vs reg. He tank called river lol.

    IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BB: $56.05 (112.1 bb)
    Hero (SB): $52.24 (104.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8 9
    Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.50

    Flop: ($2) 7 6 Q (2 players)
    BB bets $1.40, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $12.50, Hero calls $7.50

    Turn: ($27) T (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $13, BB calls $13

    River: ($53) 4 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $25.74, BB calls $25.74

    Spoiler:
    Results: $104.48 pot ($1.00 rake)
    Final Board: 7 6 Q T 4
    BB showed 8 5 and won $103.48 ($51.24 net)
    Hero mucked 8 9 and lost (-$52.24 net)


    Solid cold-call/donk flop brah

      IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      SB: $50 (100 bb)
      BB: $61.07 (122.1 bb)
      UTG: $56.52 (113 bb)
      MP: $32.46 (64.9 bb)
      Hero (CO): $50 (100 bb)
      BTN: $21.49 (43 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is CO with K A
      UTG folds, MP raises to $1, Hero raises to $5, BTN folds, SB calls $4.75, BB folds, MP calls $4

      Flop: ($15.50) 6 4 2 (3 players)
      SB bets $7.50, MP folds, Hero calls $7.50

      Turn: ($30.50) 8 (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB calls $9

      River: ($48.50) 2 (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $28.50 and is all-in, SB calls $28.50 and is all-in

      Spoiler:
      Results: $105.50 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: 6 4 2 8 2
      SB showed 8 8 and won $102.50 ($52.50 net)
      Hero mucked K A and lost (-$50 net)


      A range of emotions during this runout

        IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        SB: $95.34 (190.7 bb)
        BB: $57.33 (114.7 bb)
        Hero (MP): $50 (100 bb)
        CO: $59.81 (119.6 bb)
        BTN: $74.76 (149.5 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP with Q Q
        Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, BB folds

        Flop: ($3.50) 6 J T (2 players)
        SB checks, Hero bets $2.45, SB raises to $10.85, Hero raises to $48.50 and is all-in, SB calls $37.65

        Turn: ($100.50) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        River: ($100.50) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: $100.50 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 6 J T A K
        SB showed A J and lost (-$50 net)
        Hero mucked Q Q and won $97.50 ($47.50 net)


        How do you not have KK here

          IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          SB: $73.43 (146.9 bb)
          BB: $55.72 (111.4 bb)
          Hero (MP): $125.24 (250.5 bb)
          CO: $25 (50 bb)
          BTN: $27.31 (54.6 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is MP with A A
          Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB raises to $6, BB folds, Hero raises to $13.50, SB raises to $23, Hero calls $9.50

          Flop: ($46.50) 8 8 3 (2 players)
          SB checks, Hero checks

          Turn: ($46.50) J (2 players)
          SB bets $17.50, Hero calls $17.50

          River: ($81.50) J (2 players)
          SB bets $32.93 and is all-in, Hero calls $32.93

          Spoiler:
          Results: $147.36 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: 8 8 3 J J
          SB showed A 2 and lost (-$73.43 net)
          Hero mucked A A and won $144.36 ($70.93 net)


          Fish just started monging the **** out with TP, 1 of 2...

            IPoker, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            SB: $89.67 (179.3 bb)
            Hero (BB): $118.82 (237.6 bb)
            UTG: $60.93 (121.9 bb)
            MP: $61.92 (123.8 bb)
            CO: $57.56 (115.1 bb)
            BTN: $65.95 (131.9 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 6
            UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, SB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.50, UTG calls $1.50

            Flop: ($6.60) 8 2 6 (3 players)
            SB checks, Hero bets $4.62, UTG calls $4.62, SB folds

            Turn: ($15.84) 3 (2 players)
            Hero checks, UTG bets $6.50, Hero raises to $19, UTG raises to $54.21 and is all-in, Hero calls $35.21

            River: ($124.26) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $124.26 pot ($3.00 rake)
            Final Board: 8 2 6 3 A
            Hero mucked 6 6 and won $121.26 ($60.33 net)
            UTG showed 8 Q and lost (-$60.93 net)


            2 of 2

              IPoker, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              SB: $65.05 (130.1 bb)
              BB: $88.52 (177 bb)
              Hero (MP): $178.60 (357.2 bb)
              CO: $51.37 (102.7 bb)
              BTN: $56.41 (112.8 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is MP with 6 7
              Hero raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, 3 folds

              Flop: ($4.25) 9 8 Q (2 players)
              Hero bets $2.97, CO raises to $5.94, Hero calls $2.97

              Turn: ($16.13) 9 (2 players)
              Hero bets $9, CO raises to $18, Hero raises to $49.09, CO calls $25.83 and is all-in

              River: ($103.79) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $103.79 pot ($3 rake)
              Final Board: 9 8 Q 9 5
              Hero mucked 6 7 and won $100.79 ($49.42 net)
              CO showed J Q and lost (-$51.37 net)


              Fish tripling, I actually nearly raised turn vs his sizing, thank **** I didn't

                IPoker, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                SB: $105.52 (211 bb)
                Hero (BB): $53.56 (107.1 bb)
                UTG: $50 (100 bb)
                MP: $63.27 (126.5 bb)
                CO: $53.25 (106.5 bb)
                BTN: $74.78 (149.6 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BB with 4 4
                UTG raises to $1.50, MP folds, CO calls $1.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1

                Flop: ($5.35) 5 4 J (3 players)
                Hero checks, UTG bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

                Turn: ($15.85) 5 (3 players)
                Hero checks, UTG bets $12, CO folds, Hero calls $12

                River: ($39.85) 2 (2 players)
                Hero checks, UTG bets $32.90 and is all-in, Hero calls $32.90

                Spoiler:
                Results: $105.65 pot ($3 rake)
                Final Board: 5 4 J 5 2
                Hero mucked 4 4 and won $102.65 ($52.65 net)
                UTG showed 6 A and lost (-$50 net)


                Ok that'll do. Not much else to report on really, reading all the PGCs/skype stuff from those in Malta is hurting my heart, wish I'd stuck it out for one more month. Since coming home I've done nothing but get fat again and spunk money away anyway. Classic Gazzy.
                Grinding Past the Fries Quote
                10-22-2015 , 04:27 AM
                Quote:
                Originally Posted by pitapita
                Feels good when someone who doesn't play poker says congrats when they find out you got 593/1974 in something though. Someone who doesn't play poker isn't so different from gazzy, at least in skill level.
                Buuuuurn! This made me laugh way more than it should have considering I've never even seen Gaz play haha.

                Anyway grats on the package man. When is it you go?

                Nice last few hands too. Donations always welcomed! Gl gl Gazzy!
                Grinding Past the Fries Quote
                10-27-2015 , 06:22 PM
                what's going on in here gaz?

                no update in 5 days come on man....
                Grinding Past the Fries Quote
                10-27-2015 , 07:18 PM
                Quote:
                Originally Posted by SiCro43
                Buuuuurn! This made me laugh way more than it should have considering I've never even seen Gaz play haha.

                Anyway grats on the package man. When is it you go?

                Nice last few hands too. Donations always welcomed! Gl gl Gazzy!
                Thanks man, leave Inverness on Monday afternoon, arrive in Punta Cana Tuesday night! You playing UKIPT Edinburgh? If live cash goes well out there I might make the trip down for it!
                Quote:
                Originally Posted by partywme
                what's going on in here gaz?

                no update in 5 days come on man....
                Haha ask and ye shall receive!

                ***

                Month took a nosedive. Tried to get my foot in the door at 100, followed by a bad day or two back at 50 I wasn't in the mood to update. Last two days have been nice...



                I'll put a graph in at the end of the month, and y'all can see the nosedive. I've upped my tables again, tried really hard to play 7 or 8 tables (even 6 for a few sessions), and just really think through every spot, but my results seem to be better when 12 tabling. So weird. Some fun hands...

                After I called otr Lil John burst through the wall and screamed TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

                  IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                  SB: $84.59 (169.2 bb)
                  BB: $95.86 (191.7 bb)
                  UTG: $62.19 (124.4 bb)
                  MP: $13.85 (27.7 bb)
                  Hero (CO): $83.12 (166.2 bb)
                  BTN: $19.87 (39.7 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is CO with 8 8
                  UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, BTN folds, SB raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero calls $4

                  Flop: ($13) 5 9 T (2 players)
                  SB bets $8, Hero calls $8

                  Turn: ($29) 9 (2 players)
                  SB bets $18, Hero calls $18

                  River: ($65) 3 (2 players)
                  SB bets $52.59 and is all-in, Hero calls $51.12 and is all-in

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $167.24 pot ($3 rake)
                  Final Board: 5 9 T 9 3
                  SB showed J A and lost (-$83.12 net)
                  Hero mucked 8 8 and won $164.24 ($81.12 net)


                  Battling with this guy all day, he has limited bluffs but can defo have QQ here. Gotta call it off!

                    IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                    SB: $57.56 (115.1 bb)
                    BB: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
                    MP: $78.05 (156.1 bb)
                    CO: $45.48 (91 bb)
                    Hero (BTN): $91.42 (182.8 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is BTN with K K
                    MP raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, MP raises to $14.50, CO folds, Hero calls $8.50

                    Flop: ($31.25) 3 7 8 (2 players)
                    MP bets $14, Hero calls $14

                    Turn: ($59.25) 7 (2 players)
                    MP bets $49.55 and is all-in, Hero calls $49.55

                    River: ($158.35) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                    Spoiler:
                    Results: $158.35 pot ($3 rake)
                    Final Board: 3 7 8 7 4
                    MP showed A A and won $155.35 ($77.30 net)
                    Hero mucked K K and lost (-$78.05 net)


                    Small 4b range here (shouldn't have even 3b pre) + uncharacteristic flop check + river play = no idea wtf was going on

                      IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                      SB: $51.50 (103 bb)
                      BB: $67.93 (135.9 bb)
                      UTG: $52.38 (104.8 bb)
                      MP: $140.38 (280.8 bb)
                      CO: $57.93 (115.9 bb)
                      Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is BTN with A K
                      UTG raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, UTG raises to $10, Hero calls $5.50

                      Flop: ($20.75) K 7 4 (2 players)
                      UTG checks, Hero checks

                      Turn: ($20.75) 5 (2 players)
                      UTG bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

                      River: ($37.75) 6 (2 players)
                      UTG bets $33.88 and is all-in, Hero calls $31.50 and is all-in

                      Spoiler:
                      Results: $100.75 pot ($3 rake)
                      Final Board: K 7 4 5 6
                      UTG showed A A and won $97.75 ($47.75 net)
                      Hero mucked A K and lost (-$50 net)


                      #justice

                        IPoker, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                        SB: $50 (100 bb)
                        BB: $98.09 (196.2 bb)
                        UTG: $18.54 (37.1 bb)
                        MP: $56.04 (112.1 bb)
                        CO: $108.19 (216.4 bb)
                        Hero (BTN): $51.82 (103.6 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is BTN with A K
                        3 folds, Hero raises to $1, SB folds, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $9, BB calls $5

                        Flop: ($18.85) 2 2 K (2 players)
                        BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $88.99, Hero calls $32.72 and is all-in

                        Turn: ($104.29) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                        River: ($104.29) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                        Spoiler:
                        Results: $104.29 pot ($3.00 rake)
                        Final Board: 2 2 K 8 4
                        BB showed J Q and won $0.00 (-$51.82 net)
                        Hero mucked A K and won $101.29 ($49.47 net)




                          IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                          SB: $12.40 (24.8 bb)
                          Hero (BB): $143.11 (286.2 bb)
                          UTG: $24 (48 bb)
                          MP: $51.10 (102.2 bb)
                          CO: $58.97 (117.9 bb)
                          BTN: $76.14 (152.3 bb)

                          Preflop: Hero is BB with A T
                          2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $6.50, CO folds, BTN calls $5

                          Flop: ($14.75) 6 9 T (2 players)
                          Hero checks, BTN bets $10.32, Hero calls $10.32

                          Turn: ($35.39) A (2 players)
                          Hero checks, BTN checks

                          River: ($35.39) 8 (2 players)
                          Hero checks, BTN bets $15, Hero calls $15

                          Spoiler:
                          Results: $65.39 pot ($3 rake)
                          Final Board: 6 9 T A 8
                          Hero mucked A T and lost (-$31.82 net)
                          BTN showed 6 6 and won $62.39 ($30.57 net)




                            IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                            SB: $66.70 (133.4 bb)
                            BB: $50 (100 bb)
                            UTG: $66.30 (132.6 bb)
                            MP: $108.33 (216.7 bb)
                            CO: $34.30 (68.6 bb)
                            Hero (BTN): $66.93 (133.9 bb)

                            Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9 J
                            UTG folds, MP raises to $1.50, CO folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, MP calls $3

                            Flop: ($9.75) A 8 2 (2 players)
                            MP checks, Hero bets $5.50, MP calls $5.50

                            Turn: ($20.75) 5 (2 players)
                            MP checks, Hero checks

                            River: ($20.75) 3 (2 players)
                            MP checks, Hero bets $20.75, MP calls $20.75

                            Spoiler:
                            Results: $62.25 pot ($3 rake)
                            Final Board: A 8 2 5 3
                            MP showed A 7 and lost (-$30.75 net)
                            Hero mucked 9 J and won $59.25 ($28.50 net)


                            Was gonna gif this but got bored searching for the first gif!

                              IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
                              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                              SB: $50 (100 bb)
                              Hero (BB): $57.94 (115.9 bb)
                              CO: $63.74 (127.5 bb)
                              BTN: $30 (60 bb)

                              Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 6
                              2 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero calls $1

                              Flop: ($3) 4 8 6 (2 players)
                              SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7.50, SB raises to $17.85, Hero raises to $56.44 and is all-in, SB calls $30.65 and is all-in

                              Turn: ($100) 6 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
                              River: ($100) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                              Spoiler:
                              Results: $100 pot ($2 rake)
                              Final Board: 4 8 6 6 J
                              SB showed 8 8 and lost (-$50 net)
                              Hero mucked 6 6 and won $98 ($48 net)


                              Aight that'll do. Other than that not much to report, back into the gym for the first time since pre Malta and I'm sore all over, but it'll pass. The price I pay for being a pie from 1990 until June 2015!
                              Grinding Past the Fries Quote
                              10-27-2015 , 08:41 PM
                              Is there anyone at iPoker NL50-100 who is actually crushing (like 5bb+/100) before RB?

                              Serious question lol
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                              10-27-2015 , 09:04 PM
                              Pretty sure Ibetmyjeans is over 5bb at 100 and 200 probably a bot
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                              10-28-2015 , 06:19 PM
                              Quote:
                              Originally Posted by ILikeCarrots
                              Is there anyone at iPoker NL50-100 who is actually crushing (like 5bb+/100) before RB?

                              Serious question lol
                              Quote:
                              Originally Posted by Bahceli
                              Pretty sure Ibetmyjeans is over 5bb at 100 and 200 probably a bot
                              Really not sure! Doctor76 (or something similar) who has posted itt must be beating it for around that, but really not sure of anyone else. Jeans is solid, but if I had to guess I'd say he's about 3-3.5bb winner, which is still pretty darn good. He's also 100% not a bot as he talks to me in chat but gives up no banter whatsoever.

                              Couldn't be ****ed today, I lost a little from my peak and decided to take a break and just never got back to it. Non eventful stuff!



                              Few hands, if I can find any of note...

                              Btn super fish, reg types in chat after "wow sick misread" lol

                                IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                Hero (SB): $107.06 (214.1 bb)
                                BB: $68.28 (136.6 bb)
                                MP: $59.76 (119.5 bb)
                                CO: $51.15 (102.3 bb)
                                BTN: $43.75 (87.5 bb)

                                Preflop: Hero is SB with Q 9
                                MP folds, CO raises to $1, BTN calls $1, Hero calls $0.75, BB folds

                                Flop: ($3.50) 3 7 8 (3 players)
                                Hero bets $2.45, CO calls $2.45, BTN folds

                                Turn: ($8.40) 9 (2 players)
                                Hero checks, CO bets $5.88, Hero calls $5.88

                                River: ($20.16) 4 (2 players)
                                Hero bets $11, CO calls $11

                                Spoiler:
                                Results: $42.16 pot ($2.10 rake)
                                Final Board: 3 7 8 9 4
                                Hero mucked Q 9 and lost (-$20.33 net)
                                CO showed 5 6 and won $40.06 ($19.73 net)


                                Ok to shove vs fun player?

                                  IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                  SB: $17 (34 bb)
                                  Hero (BB): $68.61 (137.2 bb)
                                  UTG: $50.75 (101.5 bb)
                                  MP: $49.64 (99.3 bb)
                                  CO: $52 (104 bb)
                                  BTN: $45.50 (91 bb)

                                  Preflop: Hero is BB with Q Q
                                  UTG folds, MP raises to $1.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, MP calls $3.50

                                  Flop: ($10.25) 7 A T (2 players)
                                  Hero checks, MP bets $5.12, Hero calls $5.12

                                  Turn: ($20.49) Q (2 players)
                                  Hero checks, MP bets $10.24, Hero raises to $58.49 and is all-in, MP folds

                                  Spoiler:
                                  Results: $40.97 pot ($2.04 rake)
                                  Final Board: 7 A T Q
                                  Hero mucked Q Q and won $38.93 ($18.57 net)
                                  MP mucked and lost (-$20.36 net)


                                  Literally no other hands of note, hopefully get better volume tomorrow. I'm very close to playing some 100 again after last few days. Hopefully by the weekend!
                                  Grinding Past the Fries Quote
                                  10-29-2015 , 05:51 PM
                                  Hi internet friends



                                  Another poor day volume wise, but another decent day. Mixed in some 100 at around the 1200 mark but the lure of Tomb Raider II was too powerful. One or two hands...

                                  Vs a bot. Bot, if you're somehow reading this... kill yourself.

                                    IPoker, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
                                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                    SB: $244.10 (244.1 bb)
                                    BB: $238.44 (238.4 bb)
                                    Hero (CO): $108.54 (108.5 bb)
                                    BTN: $150.75 (150.8 bb)

                                    Preflop: Hero is CO with A K
                                    Hero raises to $3, BTN folds, SB raises to $10, BB folds, Hero raises to $21, SB calls $11

                                    Flop: ($43) A 8 6 (2 players)
                                    SB bets $30, Hero calls $30

                                    Turn: ($103) 5 (2 players)
                                    SB bets $193.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $57.54

                                    River: ($218.08) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                    Spoiler:
                                    Results: $218.08 pot ($2.00 rake)
                                    Final Board: A 8 6 5 J
                                    SB showed 8 8 and won $216.08 ($107.54 net)
                                    Hero mucked A K and lost (-$108.54 net)


                                    Same bot.

                                      IPoker, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
                                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                      SB: $102 (102 bb)
                                      BB: $96.30 (96.3 bb)
                                      Hero (CO): $151.35 (151.4 bb)
                                      BTN: $103.76 (103.8 bb)

                                      Preflop: Hero is CO with J J
                                      Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $3, SB raises to $13, BB folds, Hero raises to $26, BTN folds, SB raises to $102 and is all-in, Hero calls $76

                                      Flop: ($208) 3 3 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                      Turn: ($208) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                      River: ($208) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                      Spoiler:
                                      Results: $208 pot ($2 rake)
                                      Final Board: 3 3 4 K 2
                                      SB showed 9 9 and lost (-$102 net)
                                      Hero mucked J J and won $206 ($104 net)


                                      SB is the whale of a fkn lifetime, flat to keep him in. If BB calls otf here we gotta just muck it I think

                                        IPoker, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

                                        SB: $58.84 (117.7 bb)
                                        BB: $61.44 (122.9 bb)
                                        UTG: $78.91 (157.8 bb)
                                        Hero (MP): $71.79 (143.6 bb)
                                        CO: $34.15 (68.3 bb)
                                        BTN: $43.61 (87.2 bb)

                                        Preflop: Hero is MP with A A
                                        UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, SB raises to $4, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $8.50, SB calls $6

                                        Flop: ($30.60) K J 3 (3 players)
                                        SB bets $48.74 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls $48.74

                                        Turn: ($128.08) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                        River: ($128.08) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                        Spoiler:
                                        Results: $128.08 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                        Final Board: K J 3 5 J
                                        SB showed A T and lost (-$58.84 net)
                                        BB mucked and lost (-$10.10 net)
                                        Hero mucked A A and won $125.08 ($66.24 net)


                                        Vs reg, what in the actual fk is going on on the river

                                          IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                          SB: $64.19 (128.4 bb)
                                          BB: $22 (44 bb)
                                          UTG: $63.63 (127.3 bb)
                                          MP: $57.50 (115 bb)
                                          CO: $111.56 (223.1 bb)
                                          Hero (BTN): $57.71 (115.4 bb)

                                          Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2 2
                                          UTG raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

                                          Flop: ($3.75) 6 2 A (2 players)
                                          UTG bets $2.62, Hero calls $2.62

                                          Turn: ($8.99) 7 (2 players)
                                          UTG bets $6.29, Hero calls $6.29

                                          River: ($21.57) Q (2 players)
                                          UTG bets $15.09, Hero raises to $47.30, UTG calls $32.21

                                          Spoiler:
                                          Results: $116.17 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                          Final Board: 6 2 A 7 Q
                                          UTG showed K A and lost (-$57.71 net)
                                          Hero mucked 2 2 and won $113.17 ($55.46 net)


                                          Big whale in BB (games were good today!), pre is close, would happily flat J8s but J7s probably too loose. Opener is ABC reg, didn't think he'd have QQ/QJ/something he'd fold by the river. Not my best hand, but dat runout

                                            IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                            SB: $85.98 (172 bb)
                                            BB: $38.93 (77.9 bb)
                                            UTG: $19.35 (38.7 bb)
                                            MP: $50 (100 bb)
                                            CO: $49.25 (98.5 bb)
                                            Hero (BTN): $74.66 (149.3 bb)

                                            Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7 J
                                            CO posts BB OOP, UTG folds, MP raises to $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

                                            Flop: ($7.25) K T 2 (3 players)
                                            SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $5.07, SB folds, MP calls $5.07

                                            Turn: ($17.39) 7 (2 players)
                                            MP checks, Hero bets $12.17, MP calls $12.17

                                            River: ($41.73) 7 (2 players)
                                            MP checks, Hero bets $53, MP calls $30.76 and is all-in

                                            Spoiler:
                                            Results: $103.25 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                            Final Board: K T 2 7 7
                                            MP showed K J and lost (-$50 net)
                                            Hero mucked 7 J and won $100.25 ($50.25 net)


                                            How the fk does he not shove river

                                              IPoker, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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                                              SB: $187.60 (187.6 bb)
                                              BB: $526.62 (526.6 bb)
                                              UTG: $98 (98 bb)
                                              MP: $134.50 (134.5 bb)
                                              Hero (CO): $110.75 (110.8 bb)
                                              BTN: $408.62 (408.6 bb)

                                              Preflop: Hero is CO with K Q
                                              2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN folds, SB raises to $10, BB folds, Hero calls $7

                                              Flop: ($21) 2 T 3 (2 players)
                                              SB bets $10.50, Hero calls $10.50

                                              Turn: ($42) Q (2 players)
                                              SB bets $25, Hero calls $25

                                              River: ($92) J (2 players)
                                              SB checks, Hero checks

                                              Spoiler:
                                              Results: $92 pot ($3 rake)
                                              Final Board: 2 T 3 Q J
                                              SB showed 9 J and lost (-$45.50 net)
                                              Hero mucked K Q and won $89 ($43.50 net)


                                              Aight that'll do. Been busting my balls lately at the gym/swimming/5 a sides etc, had an outrageous refeed tonight...

                                              Spoiler:


                                              Much love xx

                                              EDIT - bonus hand. Come at me bros.

                                                IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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                                                SB: $70.30 (140.6 bb)
                                                Hero (BB): $71.04 (142.1 bb)
                                                BTN: $77.38 (154.8 bb)

                                                Preflop: Hero is BB with K K
                                                BTN raises to $1, SB calls $0.75, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN raises to $12, SB folds, Hero calls $7.50

                                                Flop: ($25) 3 J Q (2 players)
                                                Hero checks, BTN bets $18.50,
                                                Spoiler:
                                                Spoiler:
                                                Spoiler:
                                                Spoiler:
                                                Hero folds

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                                                10-29-2015 , 06:41 PM
                                                Quote:
                                                Vs a bot. Bot, if you're somehow reading this... kill yourself.
                                                D

                                                ****ing bots..
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                                                10-29-2015 , 10:28 PM
                                                lol wat

                                                Last edited by Calm Down; 10-29-2015 at 10:33 PM.
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                                                10-30-2015 , 04:16 AM
                                                Do you know if exFilibuster is legit?
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                                                10-30-2015 , 05:08 AM
                                                Either jeans, exFilibuster and ElYagua are bots or they are in a stable or something. They play super similiar. But no, they aren't the same bots that swarm in NL50, and occasinally get lost in NL100, and are freaking horrible.
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                                                10-30-2015 , 05:23 PM
                                                Quote:
                                                Originally Posted by Calm Down
                                                lol wat
                                                I saw ur original post brah, y u edit
                                                Quote:
                                                Originally Posted by Fishtankz
                                                Do you know if exFilibuster is legit?
                                                Quote:
                                                Originally Posted by doctor877
                                                Either jeans, exFilibuster and ElYagua are bots or they are in a stable or something. They play super similiar. But no, they aren't the same bots that swarm in NL50, and occasinally get lost in NL100, and are freaking horrible.
                                                Jeans and ElYagua are defo both not bots, they've both given me abuse in chat at least once can't remember much about Filibuster. Fwiw Jeans and Yagua both use the smaller iso 3bet but Yagua is much much more aggro/borderline spewy postflop, whereas Jeans' game is solid imo.

                                                ****

                                                Really rubbish day today. There were two spells within it where I was on the absolute top of my game, but a big % of the time it was just turgid/grungy/spewy stuff. Think I'm done for the day. Results wise it could've been worse, but should've been a lot lot better.



                                                A few hands...



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                                                  Hero (SB): $57.03 (114.1 bb)
                                                  BB: $33 (66 bb)
                                                  UTG: $61.84 (123.7 bb)
                                                  MP: $149.33 (298.7 bb)
                                                  CO: $47.08 (94.2 bb)
                                                  BTN: $19.75 (39.5 bb)

                                                  Preflop: Hero is SB with Q A
                                                  UTG raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.50, BB folds, UTG raises to $12.50, MP folds, Hero calls $6

                                                  Flop: ($27) 7 8 J (2 players)
                                                  Hero checks, UTG bets $49.34 and is all-in, Hero calls $44.53 and is all-in

                                                  Turn: ($116.06) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
                                                  River: ($116.06) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                                                  Spoiler:
                                                  Results: $116.06 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                                  Final Board: 7 8 J 5 4
                                                  Hero mucked Q A and won $113.06 ($56.03 net)
                                                  UTG showed A K and lost (-$57.03 net)


                                                  Don't hate it

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                                                    Hero (SB): $62.32 (124.6 bb)
                                                    BB: $80.19 (160.4 bb)
                                                    UTG: $61.52 (123 bb)
                                                    MP: $50 (100 bb)
                                                    CO: $54.77 (109.5 bb)
                                                    BTN: $94.66 (189.3 bb)

                                                    Preflop: Hero is SB with J J
                                                    2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, BTN folds, Hero raises to $5, BB folds, CO calls $3.50

                                                    Flop: ($10.50) 9 7 Q (2 players)
                                                    Hero checks, CO bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

                                                    Turn: ($25.50) K (2 players)
                                                    Hero bets $11, CO calls $11

                                                    River: ($47.50) 5 (2 players)
                                                    Hero bets $38.82 and is all-in, CO calls $31.27

                                                    Spoiler:
                                                    Results: $110.04 pot ($3.00 rake)
                                                    Final Board: 9 7 Q K 5
                                                    Hero mucked J J and lost (-$54.77 net)
                                                    CO showed 9 9 and won $107.04 ($52.27 net)


                                                    BB is an uber whale, SB is a fish, hence coming along pre.

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                                                      SB: $62.92 (125.8 bb)
                                                      BB: $88.24 (176.5 bb)
                                                      Hero (CO): $51.08 (102.2 bb)
                                                      BTN: $55.87 (111.7 bb)

                                                      Preflop: Hero is CO with K 9
                                                      Hero raises to $1.50, BTN folds, SB raises to $4.50, BB calls $4, Hero calls $3

                                                      Flop: ($13.90) T J Q (3 players)
                                                      SB bets $9.73, BB folds, Hero raises to $46.48 and is all-in, SB calls $36.75

                                                      Turn: ($106.86) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                                                      River: ($106.86) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                                                      Spoiler:
                                                      Results: $106.86 pot ($2.00 rake)
                                                      Final Board: T J Q 9 6
                                                      SB showed Q A and lost (-$51.08 net)
                                                      BB mucked and lost (-$4.60 net)
                                                      Hero mucked K 9 and won $104.86 ($53.78 net)


                                                      Vs the whale above

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                                                        SB: $4.45 (8.9 bb)
                                                        BB: $50 (100 bb)
                                                        Hero (BTN): $99.16 (198.3 bb)

                                                        Preflop: Hero is BTN with J Q
                                                        Hero raises to $1.50, SB folds, BB raises to $3, Hero calls $1.50

                                                        Flop: ($6.55) J 5 9 (2 players)
                                                        BB bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

                                                        Turn: ($17.55) 2 (2 players)
                                                        BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

                                                        River: ($39.55) 3 (2 players)
                                                        BB bets $30, Hero calls $30

                                                        Spoiler:
                                                        Results: $99.55 pot ($2 rake)
                                                        Final Board: J 5 9 2 3
                                                        BB showed 3 2 and won $97.55 ($47.95 net)
                                                        Hero mucked J Q and lost (-$49.60 net)


                                                        Was about to fold river when I saw a note on villain saying "GIVE ROPE", lol. Call. Ty.

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                                                          Hero (SB): $100.40 (200.8 bb)
                                                          BB: $50 (100 bb)
                                                          BTN: $54.56 (109.1 bb)

                                                          Preflop: Hero is SB with 9 9
                                                          BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, BB folds, BTN calls $1.50

                                                          Flop: ($4.80) Q 8 4 (2 players)
                                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

                                                          Turn: ($11.80) 5 (2 players)
                                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $7, Hero calls $7

                                                          River: ($25.80) 3 (2 players)
                                                          Hero checks, BTN bets $14.50, Hero calls $14.50

                                                          Spoiler:
                                                          Results: $54.80 pot ($2 rake)
                                                          Final Board: Q 8 4 5 3
                                                          Hero mucked 9 9 and won $52.80 ($25.70 net)
                                                          BTN showed J T and lost (-$27.10 net)


                                                          WHAT ARE YOU REPPING

                                                            IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                            Hero (SB): $58.74 (117.5 bb)
                                                            BB: $74.93 (149.9 bb)
                                                            MP: $40.53 (81.1 bb)
                                                            CO: $44.75 (89.5 bb)
                                                            BTN: $94.99 (190 bb)

                                                            Preflop: Hero is SB with 3 3
                                                            MP calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.25, BB folds, MP calls $2

                                                            Flop: ($8) 5 5 2 (3 players)
                                                            Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

                                                            Turn: ($8) 9 (3 players)
                                                            Hero checks, MP checks, BTN bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50, MP folds

                                                            River: ($19) K (2 players)
                                                            Hero checks, BTN bets $15.20, Hero calls $15.20

                                                            Spoiler:
                                                            Results: $49.40 pot ($2.47 rake)
                                                            Final Board: 5 5 2 9 K
                                                            Hero mucked 3 3 and won $46.93 ($23.73 net)
                                                            BTN showed Q T and lost (-$23.20 net)


                                                            That'll do. Trying to get some plans sorted for this weekend but since I left for Malta most of my buddies have become so boring/gotten gf's/"nah just gonna stay in and play xbox" (ur fkn 28 mate, sort it out). The sooner I get back to Malta next year and spend 4 nights a week getting in about 5/10's with Chuck Bass, Fedezero and the boys, the ****ing better!!
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                                                            10-30-2015 , 05:51 PM
                                                            Quote:
                                                            Originally Posted by GazzyB123
                                                            WHAT ARE YOU REPPING

                                                              IPoker, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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                                                              Hero (SB): $58.74 (117.5 bb)
                                                              BB: $74.93 (149.9 bb)
                                                              MP: $40.53 (81.1 bb)
                                                              CO: $44.75 (89.5 bb)
                                                              BTN: $94.99 (190 bb)

                                                              Preflop: Hero is SB with 3 3
                                                              MP calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.25, BB folds, MP calls $2

                                                              Flop: ($8) 5 5 2 (3 players)
                                                              Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

                                                              Turn: ($8) 9 (3 players)
                                                              Hero checks, MP checks, BTN bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50, MP folds

                                                              River: ($19) K (2 players)
                                                              Hero checks, BTN bets $15.20, Hero calls $15.20

                                                              Spoiler:
                                                              Results: $49.40 pot ($2.47 rake)
                                                              Final Board: 5 5 2 9 K
                                                              Hero mucked 3 3 and won $46.93 ($23.73 net)
                                                              BTN showed Q T and lost (-$23.20 net)
                                                              If he bets say 9 OTR do you paradoxically have a tougher decision?
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                                                              11-01-2015 , 01:29 PM
                                                              Yeah I think it'd be a tougher decision, and more likely a fold.

                                                              I didn't play yesterday, so will do a quick October review. I played 20nl for the CPT promo for the first 15 days, then barely played for the next week and put in semi-decent volume for the last 8/9 days of the month. A weird looking graph, but can't complain at the end result. Rakeback is poor but given the smaller stakes/time off, it's fine.



                                                              Sooooo my aim for November is to get my foot in the door at 100nl again. Should be very doable, and hopefully can make it stick. I'm leaving for CPT tomorrow, really looking forward to it. Will take a bunch of pics.

                                                              Have a great month!
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 06:18 AM
                                                              Any update on the CPT? Assuming stars stick with their decisions what's the plan for next year?
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 06:49 AM
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by GazzyB123
                                                              Thanks man, leave Inverness on Monday afternoon, arrive in Punta Cana Tuesday night! You playing UKIPT Edinburgh? If live cash goes well out there I might make the trip down for it!
                                                              Oops, realised I forgot to reply to this.

                                                              Nice man, exciting times! GL for the tourney and live cash but whatever happens a free holiday is pretty sweet!

                                                              Hoping to play the UKIPT but not gonna buy in so depends on whether I can luckbox my way to a seat or not... Not played a single sat yet but aim to change that this week so all going well then I'll maybe see you there!
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 12:14 PM
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by partywme
                                                              Any update on the CPT? Assuming stars stick with their decisions what's the plan for next year?
                                                              Wee update below on the trip! Yeah sticking with Coral and exploring other career choices as poker's gonna be hard with stars changes!
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by SiCro43
                                                              Oops, realised I forgot to reply to this.

                                                              Nice man, exciting times! GL for the tourney and live cash but whatever happens a free holiday is pretty sweet!

                                                              Hoping to play the UKIPT but not gonna buy in so depends on whether I can luckbox my way to a seat or not... Not played a single sat yet but aim to change that this week so all going well then I'll maybe see you there!
                                                              Sweeeeet, might come down for it, but not sure. Maybe see you there

                                                              ***

                                                              Arrived late last night after about 30 hours of travelling! Got the dodgiest taxi drive ever to the hotel where I legit thought I was getting driven into the woods and robbed at one point (was meant to get picked up but nobody showed). The hotel is ****ing huge and my room is ridiculous. I can eat/drink whatever/whenever/wherever and have a bar in the room etc. Definitely worth that long 6 week grind now. Some pics below...

                                                              https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...1&l=ad7fd4b0b3

                                                              ...after dropping around 2bi's at 1/3 last night I came back at 4am and ordered room service and ate it in the jacuzzi while watching Law & Order. I've been here like 12 hours and have ordered room service 4 times (or is it 5? I can't remember).

                                                              Waiting on my buddy Remco getting in touch before deciding what to do today. Will hopefully play a bunch of live tonight and rostucko yesterday!
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 01:15 PM
                                                              Hey gazzy instead of trying to act like a baller why don't you work on your game instead of being a rake back grinding reg fish? How many 50nl hands you played anyway, about a zillion and you still can't beat it, this thread is like ground hog day, seriously change it up and drop down. I admire your persistence though.
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 02:28 PM
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by Tarrant
                                                              Hey gazzy instead of trying to act like a baller why don't you work on your game instead of being a rake back grinding reg fish? How many 50nl hands you played anyway, about a zillion and you still can't beat it, this thread is like ground hog day, seriously change it up and drop down. I admire your persistence though.
                                                              +1
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 02:48 PM
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by Tarrant
                                                              Hey gazzy instead of trying to act like a baller why don't you work on your game instead of being a rake back grinding reg fish? How many 50nl hands you played anyway, about a zillion and you still can't beat it, this thread is like ground hog day, seriously change it up and drop down. I admire your persistence though.
                                                              [x] I grind rakeback for a living. Proudly.
                                                              [ ] I care that that bothers you so much
                                                              [x] You're gay

                                                              Here's a picture of me about to eat some cheesecake that I took just for you. Have a terrible day.



                                                              Spoiler:
                                                              [x] Mzbourg is a kunt


                                                              Edit - [ ] can't beat the games...


                                                              Last edited by GazzyB123; 11-04-2015 at 02:58 PM.
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 02:49 PM
                                                              That cheesecake looks good. Id eat it.
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                                                              11-04-2015 , 05:30 PM
                                                              Quote:
                                                              Originally Posted by Tarrant
                                                              Hey gazzy instead of trying to act like a baller why don't you work on your game instead of being a rake back grinding reg fish? How many 50nl hands you played anyway, about a zillion and you still can't beat it, this thread is like ground hog day, seriously change it up and drop down. I admire your persistence though.

                                                              How about you post your iPoker winrates you ignorant ****.
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