$3200 Effervescent Prostitute Copulations from stars that he is gunna hit

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You're deffo GazzyB123 on stars right? Otherwise I look like an idiot trying to get that guys attention on 200nl zoom chat lol

You guyssssss

Haha yeah that's me, been playing 8 tables of zoom at times and starscaption makes it tough to chat coz of hotkeys but I appreciate your efforts

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PP bet is a go go, get me paid either on Stars @ GazzyB123 or DM for UK bank/paypal/crypto address.

Not much else to update, have completed my EPC on Stars and not much zoom action above 200nl on ACR atm so just living quietly before Vegas. 3 days from now we'll be on the plane. Very excited.

In terms of MTTs I'm gonna fire the $500 reunion a couple of times and the $1500 6max on the 8th (?) October and then will see what else tickles my fancy after that. Gonna stick mainly to cash games. Will sell a bit here and there so keep your eyes peeled itt.

First updates coming soon

If we win, will we be paid in the method we pay you? Trying to decide between crypto or paypal

Can get paid however you like

Sent mate ryanshire94 on stars

Looking forward to updates, best of luck.

Sent on stars gl this summer

Have just written out the longest reply ever to this thread and misclick deleted it. ****ing fuming.

Cliffs - misplaced $7k en route to USA. Either left it flat in London, left it in hotel in London the night before flight, dropped it in airport or airbnb owner/concierge in Mexico City have conspired to take it from safe while we were out. All 4 options are just so so unlikely, but I have no idea where it's gone and it's really frustrating me. Can't get through to hotel in London, can't get through to Heathrow airport, and airbnb owner was unbelievably nice guy from my interactions with him. It's just the weirdest ****ing thing ever.

Lost $6k first day. Down $13k first 2 days with misplacing $. Decide to play a lil 2/5, win $3.5k back last 2 days. Loving Vegas so far.

honestly this is the most tilting thing ever, no one understands

How can you say that after the guy just confessed having lost 7k unknowingly.

Btw always save your long posts frenetically while writing to avoid disasters.

That's awful dude. Hope you catch some run good to get it back.

Unless you tend to lose things easily I would put it at 95%+ to be the airbnb. It's just a cultural thing - even the police in Mexico will be unbelievably nice while they rob you

the -7k is bants.

yeah i try to remember to save!

Im Mexican and can confirm, any tourist is expected to not need money and to be dumb as f (blame your average gringo man going to Cancun) I doubt any Airbnb owner I've met to be capable of doing this for the same reasons as OP mentions, very tough to really fake the kindness some of them show, but nevertheless, I would never even leave a 200$ phone on one of their safes. Hard no.

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Will explain the situation below...

Thanks for the reply

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Okay so the story of the missing $. It's the weirdest thing ever. I had $21k on my desk in London. I went to a hotel at Premier Inn the night before I flew to Mexico. I laid out all the $ on my bed in the hotel. I counted it and put it in my hand luggage. I was at the airport and was going through security and remembered I might need to declare. The lady in charge took me to the side and made a call. I remember saying to someone on the phone I had $21k. I am 90% certain I didn't have to take it out my bag, the guy just took my details. I got on the plane and flew to MXC. I put the $ in the safe when we landed in our Airbnb (the Airbnb seemed to be in a pretty nice area and was genuinely beautiful). I didn't count it, I was super tired and put it in the safe and went to sleep. There was almost always someone in the house apart from 2 instances when we all went out at the same time for about 2 hours over the course of 2 weeks. The morning of our flight to USA I took it out and there was money missing. I had a 10k brick, a 5k brick and 6x1k stacks with 9x$100 bills and a $100 wrapped round it. The 6xstacks were all intact, and the 5k brick and the 10k brick were loose and each had a few k missing. When I re-wrapped the $ in the airport I would have SURELY had all the $ coz I would never put like $2k in a $5k band and then $7k in a $10k band or whatever. Also if the airbnb host was gonna rob me wouldn't they just take it all? Or a few of the 1k bricks to make it less suspicious? Worth noting we had a 'concierge' which was just a wee tiny Mexican guy in a bodywarmer watching movies on his phone. Nice guy again, always opening the door and saying hello and stuff.

It is an absolute mind****. I have contacted the airport and asked them to review their CCTV and see if I took the $ out my bag and how much was there. I've contacted the hotel in the off chance I left the $ there by mistake. I think it's completely gg now unfortunately

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Vegas! Vegas Vegas Vegas. Results so far are as follows...

Profit - +$6637
Total hours - 55
Hourly - $120

Not bad considering I lost $6k in the first ****ing day.

So after I lost around $6k in the first day and the realisation set in that I had misplaced/been robbed of $6500ish I shat the bed a bit and sold 33% of my 5/10 action at a nice lil markup. I am an unreal bankroll nit these days and while that's a good way to be it does cost me a bit of EV here and there. My first ever WSOP I had a net worth of $11.5k and I took $11k to Vegas for 2/5. Much like when I went pro with $1500 to my name, I dread to think where I'd be right now had I not run well. It doesn't bear thining about. Sucks being a BR nit but it's just what happens when you get older.

So me and the boys let off a ton of steam 2 nights ago, I didn't go to bed until about 11am yesterday. I slept until 7pm, woke up, thought $30 worth of Carl's Jr would solve all my problems (it didn't), and then slept again until 3am. I woke up STILL hungover and bleugh but manned up and went over to Bellagio. I had a big day, won $5k and ran extreeeeeeeeeeemely well. I sit down and there's 2 drunk fish and Christian Soto. Christian was super nice/friendly and jokingly offered me $50 to leave him to it. Anyway I sit down and a few others sit down and the game's still good but not as good as when it was 4 handed. First big hand of the day, UTG asain guy limps, MP limps, I make it $50 on BTN w AKo. UTG limp/raises to $220 and I'm hating life. Can't re-raise, can't fold, flick in the call. Get a really decent Axx disconnected flop. He bets $220, I call. Turn brick, I x and he shoves and I call and he's got AQs and we hold twice for a full double. A few hands later and some poor fishy who's just been stacked rebuys for like $800ish. Folds round to me and I limp 75s in SB, he checks. No rake = me making up a limping range on the spot. Flop 864fd. I x, he bets 25, I go 100, he jams, we snap and show and offer to RIT and he says he's dead to a chop and we win again.

Time goes by and we win a bunch of pots and are chipping up nicely. We open 77 UTG, Asian reg 3bs pre. He is an unreal nit, basically never playing hands. We call coz we're 3k eff and it's K97r. We x, he bets 33%, we x/r around 3x and he snap folds. Sigh. A few orbits later ma boi Smit opens UTG, we call black 99 UTG+1, same guy 3bs next to act, folds round to me and I call. Flop is AcTc9x. We check and he bets small again. We should raise here always but the guy is just such a massive nit that I genuinely think he'll fold AK/AQ at a decent freq. I just call. Turn is 8x and x/x. River brick and I x and he bets super small, like $140. I x/r to $630 and he calls after a minute. I would raise flop vs anyone else but I like my line vs this guy.

These hands aren't in order, they're just coming to me as I recall the day. So there's a huge fish who's a bit erratic at times, absolutely lit, playing his last orbit out the rack. We have the Jesus on him (though out of luck, I don't move seats in game and I like to subtly call out ********s that do - "how come you're moving seats?") and find AA and make it 50, he calls. QT4r he xc vs 70. 4x he xc vs 190. River a glorious Ax and he has his hands clasped, his lower lip puffed out in a "hmm" expression, his head is bobbing coz he's so drunk and he announces "all in!" hnnnnnnnnnnng. I snap and snap show and he mucks. I felt super bad coz he was so lovely and I had been chatting away to him all morning, but he was so lit we kept having the same conversation every 30 minutes and he didn't seem to realise. "I got tickets to the Fury/Wilder fight." "Oh awesome, that'll be really good." "Yeah, that Fury guy, his story is something else." "Yeah it's super inspiring isn't it?" ... 30 minutes later... "I have tickets to the fight tomorrow, Fury and Wilder." "Oh, awesome, that'll be a great fight." "Yeah man, and that Fury..." etc etc etc. Just gotta grin and bear it.

Played a fun one. American semi-reg opens BTN, the above guy calls (this was before we got all his money), I call BB w QxTs. Flop is T63sxx. SB x, I lead 60 coz we don't want it to go x/x/x and **** GTO in a spot like this anyway, reg calls, SB folds. Js goes x/x. River As and I x and he bets $140 or something. I make it $530 and he thinks for a minute and folds. Love this line.

Just after I won the AA hand I opened Q8dd MP 5 handed. Bit loose but table full of nits. CO old man in a scooter calls. Flop T95ddx. I bet, he calls. Turn 4d and I bet $120 and he makes it $400 and lord gazzy folds. Not today old man!

One of the most interesting hands of the day. 5/10 and Smit puts the $20 on. The old man tells me if I put the $40 on he'll put the $80 on and I nearly fall out ma ****in chair! I put it on and he obliges. Folds round to the 10 and he makes it 240. He has 2.8k and we cover. We are in the 40 and have black TT. We can either flat, 3b/call it off or jam ourselves. Spoke to some people who think 3b/call >> flat >> jam. I personally think flat by far the best option, and we just go with JJ+ here. Anyway we call and go HU to J85ddx. He bets 180 into like 570, we call. Turn 4x and he bets 440. Close spot, I randomized for 50/50 vs this size and rolled call (obv). River 9x and he xs and we are like yay we might win now and xb and he has AJo. Nhnh.

That'll do for today, happy to hear thoughts re missing $ and above hands

Would quite happily not flat the TT here but maybe I underestimate the nittiness of guy raising from the first blind 35bb deep

Lesson is always and repeatedly count and recount your money. I m so nitty in that regard I almost annoy myself haha but never have lost money so far.

Keep the updates coming bud vamos

Yeah I'm in camp of definitely trying to get it in pre. 35 deep with extra dead $

There was some missing from each brick because he/she didn’t want you to notice right away. That means it was someone who cared about you finding out at a certain point - a random thief would have taken it all.

How well did you know your flatmates in MX? My money is on one of them taking it

concierge guy poppin off at the strip club now for sure.

Being the honest man I am, have to confess got some of it for sure.

Not necessarily. When my mechanic (super nice guy, referral of a friend, would bring his kid over to work on my car/teach him stuff) here in MX stole my catalytic converter he replaced it with a much cheaper version. He could have made an extra couple hundred just stealing the converter and not replacing it but he put it on there to hide the theft in the hopes I'd never figure out it was him.

They probably figured it's more likely you'd notice a missing 1k brick than notice X amount missing from a larger brick.

Gaz, I enjoy reading about your adventures. Keep posting.

my money also on smitdude. he stole loose change out my drawer once

That really sucks about the missing money. When I got robbed by the police in Tijuana I had equivalent of 2k usd on me in chips and cash and they only took 1k.