I usually don't agree with emotionally kicking a guy when he's down, re-posting something s/he wanted deleted, etc... but this is a little to good

Oh **** me, I'm an idiot.

Follow up apology. Not sure I'm ever gonna live this one down, is pretty brutal having pointed out what a stupid mistake I made. Ccuster u gave me the rope and I hung myself pretty well. My apologies to you. Also my apologies to sarah too for ****ting up your thread with my nonsense. I can't quite explain how stupid i feel!

Raccoon GIF is amazing.

Sarah, I know you won't listen because I have friends that want boob jobs and they won't listen either, but your breasts are really nice the way they are.

I deleted the image of your spot, but will keep up the summary, still hilarious. We are all good, sorry to come off s an *******, but from an outside perspective when I read that post I was a little put off. She(or he for all i care), is trying to just detail her poker playing in a blog format and people keep asking for pics of her tits(albeit she has a stupid ****ing title and goal for a thread), and all this.

I just think its unfair when people witchhunt someone and the mistake you made was pretty lulzy I had to call it out.

If she was trying to beg for money/stakes then I would support looking into her history in order to see if she/he is deceiving.

Ccuster I emailed Alobar straight away to try fix the thread for sarah, I also told him that he could leave the screen shot you took in the thread for others to laugh at too since, tbh, i deserve it. Again you are correct with what you posted and I feel very very dumb right now.

"no girls on teh internets"

Seriously, women exist and women play poker.

Also, I think your pm is really rude pontylad

[QUOTE=pontylad]Thought I should pm rather than post it in your thread

But I take it this is you then?

Edit: Also, you can be assured I wouldn't ever be asking for stakes... I prefer to grind myself

Edit 2: Removed the pm from the post. He's apologised now and I'm not one to hold a grudge when someone admits their mistake.

Eh, give it a few days and I'm sure you'll be able to laugh at yourself for it, it really is the best medicine in these cases

Hey sarahdoll I dont know if you noticed but I white knighted pretty hard when you were gone, I assume this means we are now dating. Ill let you send the request so we can be Facebook official.

how tall are you? How blond are you?



srs

Apologies pm'd to sarah and Ccuster. It's a pretty embarrassing lesson to learn. Sorry guys.

Good luck OP, good read so far! What's gonna happen when you reach your goal? Will you set a new one?

Ass job ftw?

When I reach my goal I'll still keep playing, but probably without a set goal, and just aim to move up in stakes and improve.

Have you told your friends about your plan? If so, what do they think?

My friends know I want a boob job.. It's not anything I'm ashamed of.

Stopping for the day now.. This most recent session isn't going great, and I feel like I'm getting frustrated a bit and not playing my A game so going to stop.

I've done 3997 hands and my total profit for the day is: $71.56

I also got $20 of my reload bonus today.

My bankroll is now: $708.93

Graph:

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Decided to try zoom poker... Big mistake. So many suckouts. Down $124.28.. Which makes my bankroll now at $603.55 (Got 2 $10 bonuses)...

I guess it could be worse... I'm "only" down $52.72 for the day..


Going to play some like $1/$2 buy in tournaments for a few hours I think.. Not because I think it'll be +EV but I need to relax a little!

^ what kind of suckouts?

GL!

KK vs AA, getting it in on turn with a set when he had a flush draw and he hits, countless times people have called down with crap until the river then hit a set, etc...

Btw, on the plus side, I made a little profit from the SnG's I've played.

These are the winnings:

1 $2.50 180 Man Turbo - Came 22nd for $2.66
5 $1.50 45 Man Turbo's - 1st in two, 3rd in two and fourth in one.. $65.50 in total

Currently the chip leader in the $5.50 Women's Daily Special with 16 remaining.. Would be nice to win this.. $140.40 for first place.

You need to stop 3x raising love.

Finished 9th for $17.55

Sorry Now stop playing donkaments and get back to cash games :P

I will tomorrow Just needed a break from it after the -$125 session on Zoom lol...

Also, I'm up $50.39 from donkaments today, so I think that should finally make my lifetime tournament winnings back into the positive numbers lol

Edit: Bankroll is currently standing at $653.94

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