Playing a little at the moment.. When I next go for a break (Probably not for a while) I'm going to look for some screen recorder software and record the rest of the session, so if anyone wants to give any feedback they can see how I play.

GL sarah, i'm a fellow UK resident and have a friend with fantastic fake boobs, GL to you getting them

Stopping the first part of my session earlier than I'd planned because I have a headache.. I'll look for some screen recording software and when I'm feeling back to normal I'll try record for an hour or so.

I've done 1587 hands so far today with a profit of $82.64 and $10 of my reload bonus, which brings my bankroll to: $710.01

I also cashed back out the $500 today that I deposited for the reload bonus.

If I feel better soon and play any more today I'll post another update with a graph of winnings.


Edit: Also, it's pretty cool to think that I started at $250 and have taken $460.01 (More if you count the rake I've paid) from other players in such a short time.

Haha I saw OP's face the other day at the 25nl tables. That is if her avi is actually her?

Yeah that's me as my avatar.. I've lost quite a lot of weight since then though, but just never bothered updating it (It's been set as that for a couple of years).

Btw, I hope you donated some of your roll to my boob job fund! lol

You might be opening a bigger can of worms once you have obtained your new " enhancements. ". just sayin

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=XTtVZ...%3DXTtVZ9MS-hM

Taken some paracetamol and had something to eat and feeling much better than I was now.. Still got a slight headache, but it feels like it's going.

I tried find some good free screen recorder software, but the only one I found, CamStudio, doesn't seem to work on my laptop. It kept saying there was a missing DLL and even after I found the DLL file online and put it in the right directory, it still doesn't work, so I wont be recording tonight.

inb4 downswing

Down $16.50 since I started up the tables again. You've jinxed me

Buy healthy food instead of bigger tits. Lol at spending 6k for bigger tits with a 150 bankroll. Prioritize IMO, *** the fun bags

Meh, sceptical about this thread.

Edit I may be mistaken.

What is there to be skeptical about? All it is is a goals thread...

Edit: And it's not like I'm here saying "Guys please ship me money for titties". It's just a nice place to record my progress and help me motivate myself to meet my goal.

Well i meant it weird that a successful high stakes reg offers you coaching for merely a pic of your face and you declined. Anyway like my edit said, I think I may have been wrong.

He wanted before pics of my boobs with my face... As if that's going to happen lol

Boob Job
David Wilcox

She had some extra money
She wanted to buy time
Her friends said it was dangerous
But they couldn't change her mind

She did if for her mirror
And for the ocean's summer sand
She just laid down to that scalpel
That was in the surgeon's hand

She got a boob job
She got a what?
A boob job, no, yeah?
Put a pad of silicone up against the breastbone
Treat her like a man made thing

Well, the surgeons try to tell you
That the world will love you better
If you let 'em cut your body
And make those mounds inside your sweater

Just think of the investment
Now how long those things will last?
You know like, silicone is permanent
Even after you have passed

When the rest of you has faded
In some box under some stone
Yeah, you'll still have your silicone
Balanced on your bones

She got a boob job
She got a what?
A boob job, no, yeah?
Put a pad of silicone up against the breastbone

Boob job, huh, well get down
Boob job, I pick 'em up again
Boob job, ah good God
Treat her like a man made thing, no

.

LOl wat?

that tournament that the guy whos opr you linked finished 32nd in was in November, her HH was in December.

But nice work detective.

aka you are off by about a month.

edited it out, will run it past a mod then. But saying you came 32nd in a tourney isn't really something worth lying about?

run what past a mod? You failed pretty hard at detectiving. I have the links open and a screenshot, pretty hilarious how much effort you put into something only to be so horrible off basis.

lol ponty

gl OP whether this is real or not, if you are really Robert from Romania then the boob job will be that much better

Why are you guys questioning if OP is a girl? Seriously? Does it matter if she is a girl or a guy? It's a poker player, it doesn't matter what the gender. And if you really care enough about the sex of a poster in a thread that has nothing to do with you, then you should really get to know more girls in real life.

Ok tell me this, What is least likely? that someone lies about coming 32nd in a tourny (in some random post) or this whole attention whoring thread random thread? Am glad you find my detective work hilarious but then the came could be said when i was forced to read the word detectiving.

I have nothing against you CCuster you've always seemed level headed on this forum and when U pointed out it may be a mistake I removed my post to seek clarification, If you want to just be a dick though, that's fine you carry on.

I also don't have a problem if sarah really is a guy but there have been plenty of scams (depends upon judgement) of guys eliciting stakes etc by pretending to be female... just look at Mark275/Ashliegh and what he was doing (Plus the **** everyone gave him for it). Am not saying Op is lining up a scam but I am saying that if it is proven that op is a guy, then it should be posted in the thread given the context of the posts so far.

Cliffs:

Ponty checks out this post:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...17&postcount=1

Where she says she finished 32nd in a donkiment, note the date 12/27/2011.

Ponty then says he found who finished 32nd in that tourney(junkieique)

however here is the tourney he is referring too:

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...3-62C1F50F15E1

which ran on 11/28/2011.

Here is her result showing her finishing 32nd on a tourney on 12/27/2011

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...5-4B0F91AEF5DB

Ponty then goes on to 'connect the dots'(pocketfives profiles etc) and finds out that junkieique is a dude from romania and thinks its sarahdoll.





CLIFFS: LO-****ing-L

I dont see how im coming off as a dick, you went on a witchhunt for no reason to prove some girl may be a guy?

Obviously your entire witchhunt was flawed from the get-go becuase it was under the pretense that it was played on a different day then it was.

trying to bluff 2p2 never works