lol i'm a bit embarrassed to say... it was 12 tables for just under 21 hours (I have no life)

you'd rather try and get good, play real poker instead of auto piloting...

It's really really hard to improve your game when playing this many tables, not everybody can be a nanonoko

Holy mother of a monkeys uncle! That's a lot of hours! You should probably take a lot of breaks. I don't know how you can focus for that long.


GL!

Someone on 2+2 probably coach OP for free.

wow no wonder you usually get burned out!

Going to be an epic thread. Op you really play poker that much. That's crazy for anybody to that let alone a girl. Its gonna take you a long time to reach that much profit on 12 tables. I say move up stakes and play 4. So you can focus more on adjustments instead of waiting for good cards.

What every girl loves to hear lol

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

Ok so I feel much better now after getting some sleep.. I definitely shouldn't be doing such long sessions anymore because I think thats why my last session didn't go very well.

I think I need to set myself some limits.

From now on I'll play a maximum of 6 tables at once and a maximum of 4,000 hands per day, and no matter how well or how badly the session is going, once I hit 4,000 hands I'll stop for the day..

I have exams over the next month so I wont be playing any more poker until after my first few exams are over (On the 3rd of May). After that I will play for 1 day then no more until after the rest of my exams are finished on the 21st of May.

Hopefully by setting myself some limits I'll stop myself from playing badly because of trying to get a lot of volume and playing while I'm tired, and will hopefully stop me getting burned out from playing way too much like has happened a lot in the past.

I feel really stupid for continuing my last session when I even knew I was feeling tired and not playing very well, but hopefully my setting these limits things will get better.

I'll post another update on the 4th with the results from the session I'll play that day.

My bankroll now: $388.79
I'm also 38 VPP's away from my 2nd $10 VIP Stellar Award, and around 300 FPP's away from a $25 bonus

you need to post a pre pic or this thread is just stupid

lmao

lolol

what ever happened to good old brm?

Yeah.. I wont be moving up just yet, because even if I factor in the other $250 I don't mind depositing, I'd still only have about 13 buyins for NL50... Maybe after I make another $150 - $200 I'll take a shot at NL50 and just move back down again if I lose more than like 2 buyins

~25% chance its actually u

your goal by posting "poker boob job" was to get attention so I'm not sure why you didn't post a picture

if you had just posted that your goal was to make 10 000$ then nobody would have asked you that

Firstly, just people people ask doesn't mean they're going to get what they asked for...

And secondly, whats wrong with me posting the reason I want to achieve the goal? I'm sure other people have posted what they want to make money for... e.g. buy a car, a house, etc.. For me it's a boob job.

Maybe I should just get back to the kitchen where I belong instead of posting on a poker forum, right?

Dont listen to the haters OP. Keep on the grind and you will get your goal! Good luck

never end well to pretend to be a girl

ask mark

I hope op is really a guy because it would be the ultimate live degen thread of all time if she/he gets a stake out of it.

Either way Im rooting for you op...

QFT

Ok I'll meet you guys half way...

Here's before (With clothes):

http://s10.************/6x0dsjio8/IMAG0067.jpg

Don't let the boobhunters discourage you!

Pics?