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05-23-2013 , 05:39 PM
Wow it's surprising how many new posts when I don't check the thread for a day

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Originally Posted by ExpectedV
How the hell did I miss this thread.. Why don't u do a volume prop bet against these horny nerds? I'm sure you will get a decent amount of action.
Anyone want to bet me $500 to my $50 that I can't do 1000 hands in a day? lol


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Originally Posted by acbarone
It's ironic how many hands she'll end up playing just to make one pair
+1


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Originally Posted by Alexnorge
nice volume goals, but don't burn out! We all want you to make this goal! And please, You don't need a J.O.B. You need the B.O.O.B.S - focus dammit
I do kinda need to pay rent and bills, and also eat too... Unless you're offering to pay them? lol


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Originally Posted by savorxoxo
are we getting before/after pics when challenge completed and boobies done?
There's already a before pic (With a top on).. I'll do an after pic (Also with a top on) if I ever make it..
05-23-2013 , 06:03 PM
The pic was removed/deleted.
05-23-2013 , 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
Anyone want to bet me $500 to my $50 that I can't do 15,000 hands in a day? lol
fyp
05-23-2013 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ExpectedV
fyp
I'll take the challenge if you want? The most I've done in a day so far is 14,500 so I'm sure I could get another 500 in
05-23-2013 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
I'll take the challenge if you want? The most I've done in a day so far is 14,500 so I'm sure I could get another 500 in
damn that's pretty good.. can't give u 10:1 on that haha
05-23-2013 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ExpectedV
damn that's pretty good.. can't give u 10:1 on that haha
Aww I might set myself some volume goals though since I'm hardly doing any volume recently... I think I'll aim for 1at least 6k hands on Saturday, since I have my first coaching session tomorrow
05-24-2013 , 03:17 AM
Tried zoom? Fantastic for volume and you don't have to deal with getting on tables etc.
05-24-2013 , 03:40 AM
are you showing your boobs after you get the boob job? I suppose that would be only fair
05-24-2013 , 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by savorxoxo
Tried zoom? Fantastic for volume and you don't have to deal with getting on tables etc.
Zoom is cursed That's where my downswing started lol.. So I'm avoiding playing the Zoom tables now..
05-24-2013 , 06:51 AM
In. gl
05-24-2013 , 07:31 AM
So just recorded the audio for the DC series pilot with inavacuum I really hope DC do want it after they've reviewed it so I get a whole series of coaching hehe

Going to play some NL25... Screw bankroll management lol. If I drop more than 2 buyins though I'm stopping..
05-24-2013 , 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
I do kinda need to pay rent and bills, and also eat too... Unless you're offering to pay them? lol
Throw up a webcam and we can discuss this further

Spoiler:
Don't do it - it's a trap
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Don't listen to him, precious, he's insane
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Gollum Gollum
05-24-2013 , 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
So just recorded the audio for the DC series pilot with inavacuum I really hope DC do want it after they've reviewed it so I get a whole series of coaching hehe

Going to play some NL25... Screw bankroll management lol. If I drop more than 2 buyins though I'm stopping..
Sarah is fearless!! :d
05-24-2013 , 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by savorxoxo
Sarah is fearless!! :d
Either fearless or stupid... And I'm thinking it may be the latter lol
05-24-2013 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
So just recorded the audio for the DC series pilot with inavacuum I really hope DC do want it after they've reviewed it so I get a whole series of coaching hehe

Going to play some NL25... Screw bankroll management lol. If I drop more than 2 buyins though I'm stopping..
that's great OP. How did you get this opportunity? Did you post somewhere? Were you contacted by the DC members?
05-24-2013 , 12:44 PM
Read whole thread and see no pics. Although, only semi disappointed as thread has somewhat delivered.

Subscribed regardless.

Good luck op on your quest for a top pair.
05-24-2013 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by XMenCypher
that's great OP. How did you get this opportunity? Did you post somewhere? Were you contacted by the DC members?
Yeah, he contacted me. He told me someone had linked him to my goal thread and suggested he should coach me for a DC series.

I feel like I've already learned a lot from him after only one coaching session.. And he's always around Skype and doesn't mind answering my questions, which is really nice of him!

I feel so lucky to get the opportunity



Also, the 2 tabling NL25 went ok earlier. Did 682 hands and made a profit of $30.97. I stopped to watch Inavacuum play some NL20, but now he's finished I'm going to play some more
05-24-2013 , 05:21 PM
that's great, I hope I'll have time in the future to watch your series on DC GL at the tables
05-24-2013 , 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by XMenCypher
that's great, I hope I'll have time in the future to watch your series on DC GL at the tables
Hehe, you'll all see how badly I play lol... Oh and my sick A high call in the first video when all the draws got there (Yes I'm dumb but it worked out that time lol)...
05-24-2013 , 06:19 PM
Poker & boobs..this thread is going to go far lol. How big do you want them to be? GL with your goal! Will be following and hopefully seeing
05-24-2013 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SarahDoll1987
Hehe, you'll all see how badly I play lol... Oh and my sick A high call in the first video when all the draws got there (Yes I'm dumb but it worked out that time lol)...
don't worry, I made a call with Q-high today and was right, sometimes the gut tells you that you have the nuts and btw if you don't make mistakes you won't improve, so don't worry about playing fancy or trying too much while you record a video, you have to play your game and then see what the leaks are and plug them.
05-24-2013 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by XMenCypher
don't worry, I made a call with Q-high today and was right, sometimes the gut tells you that you have the nuts and btw if you don't make mistakes you won't improve, so don't worry about playing fancy or trying too much while you record a video, you have to play your game and then see what the leaks are and plug them.
At the time I was like "lol as if he has anything" when he raised me on a paired board on the turn... Because I figured it looked like I had nothing... Then I called his river shove for like $3 into a $10 or so pot (Maybe less.. I can't remember exactly without checking the video or finding the hand in HM2)... When I discussed it with Inavacuum though I think I should have folded and I'd probably not be winning most of the time there



Also, played the $8.80 Women's Nightly tournament tonight and finished 8th for $0 Stayed up until 4:15am for nothing lol... At least now that I'm gold star I can play in the monthly $100k GTD freeroll, which is tomorrow.. I'm planning to win it for $15k then my goal is over lol.. Well, I'll settle for the $12k 2nd prize, but not going to accept anything less lol
05-25-2013 , 12:50 AM
$15k?!?!?

Boobs are expensive, but it's an investment as you'll make up the difference in free drinks
05-25-2013 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by acbarone
$15k?!?!?

Boobs are expensive, but it's an investment as you'll make up the difference in free drinks
Well, a boob job would be around $6000 (4000) but I wouldn't want to cash out my whole bankroll, that's why my goal is $10k, so I could cash out 6 and keep 4 to keep playing
05-25-2013 , 01:09 AM
In my limited experience with fake breasts, it's not something you want to skimp on. Definitely pay more for the premium ones.

      
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